Lao Mei really didn't disappoint netizens, and actually went back.

"Strongly condemn the rabbit's abuse of the mysterious power of the East!"

"U.S. media: Hand over the murderer!"

"Commander of the United States: Regard the behavior of the rabbit as a military provocation!"

"Trump: Where are our aircraft carriers?"

"The United States, Japan and India are preparing for joint military exercises!"

"The Pacific Fleet has entered a state of emergency readiness!"

......

As soon as the news came out, the netizens of the flower planters were like chickens and blood, and they almost set off firecrackers to celebrate.

"Wood has cowardice, wood has cowardice!"

"Well done!"

"Eagle sauce, I respect you as a man!"

"Haha, young lady, you can speak!"

"Little sister, this time you have to convince them with 'reason'!"

"Please start your show!"

"Hey, hey, hey, above, this is the rhythm of the war, why are you still provocative, aren't you afraid of really fighting?"

"Yes, the U.S. Pacific Fleet has entered a state of emergency readiness!"

"I can't care so much, let's talk about it first!"

"Fight and fight, who is afraid of whom?"

"We have a little sister!"

"Little sister +1. ”

"You're so honey-confident!"

"Of course, Miss Designer is our secret weapon, destroying a tank and paralyzing two warships in the first actual battle!"

"The young lady's mouth cannon is invincible!"

......

In the face of the threat of the US imperialist Chiguoguo, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs quickly responded, and this time it was Zhan Gang who spoke.

"On behalf of the Chinese side, I would like to express regret over the irresponsible remarks of the US side, and once again affirm that the two collisions have nothing to do with the Chinese side, and that the collision occurred entirely because the US ships were too arrogant, the crew was not of high quality, and they were exhausted. ”

The phone is connected.

"Can you be a little more angry? Such a big merchant ship can't even be seen, and it crashes into it with a 'bang'! With this quality, what kind of Blue Star First Fleet are you embarrassed to boast of?

It doesn't matter if you are embarrassed, you still want me to be a young girl in the flower season to carry the blame! I want to be famous in my life, but I have become a man who carries the blame!

God, earth, collect these IQ arrears, and it is a waste of national food to keep them!"

Zhan Gang: "......"

In the rental house, Chu Lie looked at Lin Chenxi, who had poisoned her milk again, with some palpitations inexplicably, and asked, "Xixi, are you sure that the US military really had no accident this time?"

"There is really no major accident!" Lin Chenxi patted her chest and assured that she had checked the information carefully, and there had indeed been no major accidents in the US military in the past few months!

Lin Ziyu, who was watching the excitement on the side, suddenly interjected: "Then has there been any major natural disasters in the United States recently?"

Lin Chenxi was struck by lightning, and hurriedly checked the information, and after checking the information, she was stupid: "The most, recently, the US imperialists seem to be about to be hit by two super hurricanes of the century, namely Harvey and Emma, and the damage is estimated to reach 290 billion US dollars......"

Chu Lie: "......"

Lin Ziyu: "......"

Lin Chenxi walked to the sofa weakly, threw herself on the sofa with a snap, looked loveless, and muttered to herself: "I think I, Lin Chenxi, am wise, but once I was careless, I fell to the point of being a backstabber." ”

Chu Lie was speechless, who is to blame?

You can only blame yourself!

You're going to die if you check the information carefully?

Even if you don't check the information well and don't talk nonsense, this won't happen.

Well, now you can't shake off this pot!

After the video of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs was uploaded to the Internet, it broke a million within a few minutes of clicking.

"I think I've seen something strange!"

"Little sister has poisoned milk again!"

"Exploding instant vision!"

"Eagle sauce: I have a sentence MMP that I don't know if to say or not?"

"Don't explode if you don't agree with each other, how can you let Eagle Sauce's little liver stand it?"

Eagle Sauce shivered. ”

......

The next day, a piece of news came, and netizens were dumbfounded.

Category 4 Hurricane Harvey formed, aiming at the United States!

"Damn, what the hell is this!"

"The big move is really coming!"

"Hawk-chan, take it!"

"Little sister, are you embarrassed to say that you are wronged?"

"You've been throwing the pot, it's obvious whether you're doing a good job or not!"

"Hypocrisy!"

"To tell a joke: I am more wronged than Dou E. ”

"When others open their mouths, they ask for money, but young lady, you want to die when you open your mouth!"

......

Lin Chenxi lay on the dinner table, looked at the news in frustration, and muttered to himself: "How could it be so early, the hurricane obviously happened a month late, and the battleship collided with the merchant ship, is God really unable to get along with me?"

Lin Ziyu looked at her daughter's depressed appearance, a little funny, and said: "I guess it's because you used the Eye of God, didn't anything happen after you used it last time?" ”

Lin Chenxi: "......"

If I knew this, I wouldn't have used it, fall!

At this time, Chu Lie came, only to see that his eyes were full of dark circles, and he obviously didn't sleep well.

"Xixi, this time you will make Uncle Chu and me miserable!"

"I'll compensate you Uncle Chu!"

Chu Lie scolded with a smile: "Don't be so so-so, train the special forces under your command well, then I will be satisfied." ”

"Don't worry, you'll be satisfied!" Lin Chenxi patted his chest again and assured, in order to compensate Uncle Chu, it seems that he has to be more serious this time.

At this time, there was a knock on the door, and Fat Li also came.

As soon as he entered the door, Li Fatzi gave Lin Chenxi a thumbs up and said, "Xixi, you are so powerful, just with one mouth, you will make the US emperor a chicken." ”

Lin Chenxi defended helplessly: "Uncle Da Coward, that's really an accident!"

"Yes, accident, accident!" "Li Fatzi looked like I knew everything.

Lin Chenxi's heart was congested, it seemed that this pot couldn't be shaken off.

Fat Li looked left and right, and found that he didn't have the delicious breakfast he wanted, so he couldn't help asking, "Yuzi, isn't breakfast ready yet?"

Lin Ziyu rolled his eyes and said, "Breakfast was eaten in my hometown!"

"Huh?" Fat Li was a little confused, he hadn't eaten breakfast yet, so he wanted to have an empty stomach and rub more breakfast.

"Forget it, I'll do it myself!" Fat Li rolled up his sleeves and wanted to make breakfast, anyway, the materials and kitchenware were ready-made, and a delicious breakfast could be made in ten minutes.

Chu Lie hurriedly stopped and said, "Don't eat breakfast yet, the first round of special forces assessment is about to start, let's go over first, don't be late." ”

"No, I haven't eaten breakfast yet! If I don't eat breakfast, I'll lose my strength!"

Lin Chenxi rolled her eyes and said, "It's not a physical strength test in the morning, and it's okay to skip breakfast." ”

"Take the written exam in the morning?" Lin Ziyu's head grew when he heard it.

"Ah, the written test?" Li Fatzi panicked when he heard this, and hurriedly ran to Lin Chenxi's front and said, "Xixi, what's the answer?"

Chu Lie covered his forehead, don't be so embarrassed, you still want to cheat!

Lin Chenxi shook his head and said, "There is no answer. ”

"How could there be no answer?" Fat Li was dumbfounded.

"You'll know then. Lin Chenxi sold it.