Chapter Twenty-Eight: "Never Expected"

After making this decision, Bai Yu's mind instantly became clear, and he began to prepare for the creation of "Never Expected".

Based on the deep and clear memory of "Never Expected" in his mind, only two hours later, Bai Yu perfected the plot of "Never Expected".

The original "Never Expected" has a total of three seasons, adding up to a total of 37 episodes, except for some episodes that cannot be novelized, a total of more than 30 episodes, and if you create two episodes a day, it will be completed in half a month.

Finally, after all the preparations were made, Bai Yu released the new book in the last early morning before leaving for the Qishen Academy.

Title: "Never Expected"

Author: Inviting the Moon in White

Synopsis: My name is Wang Dazhui and I am an actor who is filming a low-budget martial arts drama.

"This is too low-cost, isn't it?Which is the children's toy sword?" Wang Dazhui turned his head slowly, stared at the weapon in his hand, and complained in his heart.

As soon as the words fell, the children's toy sword in Wang Dazhui's hand suddenly flashed in protest.

"It's already of this quality, and it's still flashing?"

No!

The children's toy sword was even more frenzied.

"Are you still not convinced that you are of poor quality?"

Suddenly, a man rushed out from the front, grasping the tail of the scabbard in his hand, and the hilt of the sword was facing the king's sledgehammer.

Wang Da Hammer grabbed the children's toy sword and confronted the man.

"Hahaha! If you want to rescue the princess, just ...... Belch...... Only...... Well...... Only...... He stepped over my corpse. ”

Wang Dazhui's heart of 10,000 grass and mud horses collapsed, and his inner monologue sounded: "Please, can you memorize the lines?"

......

Of course, this introduction was written by Bai Yu himself, since he wanted to novelize "Never Expected", as a novel, the introduction of one of the three axes that opened the door, how could he not write it? So Bai Yu simply wrote the beginning of the first episode of "Never Expected" "Low-cost Martial Arts Chapter" as an introduction.

After writing the introduction, Bai Yu began to officially create the main text.

The text of "Never Expected":

Episode 1: Low-cost martial arts.

[This episode is sponsored by the Korean Aerospace Agency: We're going to a distant place to see, what else is ours, Smecta ......]

My name is Wang Dazhui and I am an actor who is filming a low-budget martial arts drama.

"This is too low-cost, isn't it?Which is the children's toy sword?" Wang Dazhui turned his head slowly, stared at the weapon in his hand, and complained in his heart.

As soon as the words fell, the children's toy sword in Wang Dazhui's hand suddenly flashed in protest.

"It's already of this quality, and it's still flashing?"

No!

The children's toy sword was even more frenzied.

"Are you still not convinced that you are of poor quality?"

Suddenly, a man rushed out from the front, grasping the tail of the scabbard in his hand, and the hilt of the sword was facing the king's sledgehammer.

Wang Da Hammer grabbed the children's toy sword and confronted the man.

"Hahaha! If you want to rescue the princess, just ...... Belch...... Only...... Well...... Only...... He stepped over my corpse. ”

Wang Dazhui's heart of 10,000 grass and mud horses collapsed, and his inner monologue sounded: "Please, can you memorize the lines?"

"Come on, use your trick, Jiuyang Divine Fist!"

"Huh?" Wang Dazhui suddenly realized, and said in a monologue: "It turns out that I used the boxing method, Jiuyang Divine Fist? ”

After speaking, he threw the children's toy sword in his hand and began to exercise.

"I felt a powerful force converging on my fists, my left fist was as hot as flames, my right fist was cold as frost. Wang Da Hammer's inner monologue, about to use a trick, suddenly scolded: "I have a big fork! What the hell? I didn't do any special effects, and it was too perfunctory to directly type subtitles, right?"

Looking at the sledgehammer hand, I saw that Wang Dazhu's left hand had a frost effect written in blue and white font, while on his right fist there was a fire effect written in red and yellow font.

"It's actually the ********* of the Nine Yang Divine Fist?" the opponent looked shocked.

"Hey, how do you see this trick, it's a little too astringent, isn't it?"

"That's amazing!" the opponent looked like he had been hit hard, and his body shook like a convulsion.

At the same time, one by one, the subtitle special effects acted on his body one after another, and he fell to the ground with a bang: "It is worthy of being the successor of the Jiuyang Divine Fist, cough cough...... I have no regrets in my life......"

"No regrets, your sister, I haven't made a move yet, I say!" Wang Dazhui looked incredulous.

"I remembered the running in the sunset that afternoon, the lost youth of my life. Before he died, the image of his inner monologue flashed, running in the sunset, paying tribute to his youth without regrets.

"Hey, can you stop thinking about these strange things?" Wang Da Hammer was helpless.

......

Screen Transition!

Wang Dazhui walked on a path, and his inner monologue sounded: "Since I have defeated the enemy, then I should be able to rescue the princess, right?"

But at this moment, there was a sudden shout in front of him, and a man jumped out with a sword: "No! you have to beat me!"

Wang Dazhui was stunned, looked at the familiar enemy in front of him and said, "Didn't I defeat you just now?"

"Do you think that person was me?"

"It's all you! It's just a change of clothes!"

"Hahahahaha...... That's right!"

Wang Dazhui was speechless, and his inner monologue sounded: "It's such a shameless admit, this crew is too poor, right?

"Come on, let's fight it out!" the enemy said, drawing his sword.

"How should I deal with him?" Wang Dazhui had just thought of this, and suddenly his hands began to exercise uncontrollably.

Then, the voice-over screen appears, and the unique subtitle effects come into play.

In the picture, two stickmen are facing off, one is Wang Da Hammer and the other is the enemy.

A subtitle duel appeared: Wang Da Hammer will make a unique stunt - Jiuyang Divine Fist, and the enemy will respond with the Qiankun King Kong Palm, and suddenly the flames are everywhere.

Black Tiger Dig Out the Heart!

Monkey steals peaches!

Flirting with legs!

White cranes with bright wings!

......

The two flew off the wall, each with their own tricks, and fought for hundreds of rounds.

In the end, Wang Sledgehammer defeated the enemy.

"He is worthy of being the heir of the Jiuyang Divine Fist!"

"What just happened?" Wang Dazhui looked confused, completely unaware of what he had done.

"I have no regrets in my life!"

"I didn't do anything!"

"I think of the running in the sunset that day, it was my lost youth!"

......

The screen flashed, and Wang Dazhui appeared in a wooden corridor.

The monologue sounded: "I'm about to rescue the princess, why don't you expect anything from this?"

As he spoke, he walked to the castle marked with the special effect of the Flaming Mountain.

"Can this special effect be a little more scummy? There is no sense of substitution at all! And standing on top of the castle is the guy who was defeated by me twice in a row! It's not the same makeup artist, right? The style is completely different!"

On the castle, the Ultimate Demon King said in an exaggerated manner: "Boy, you are finally here, princess......! Tut...... This one...... This one...... This one...... This underground. ”

Wang Dazhui looked helpless: "How many times have you memorized it, and you still can't remember the lines?"

The Ultimate Demon King scratched his head, and finally remembered the line: "You have to step over my corpse!"

"Boy, I'm going to fight you to the death!" said the Ultimate Demon King, the bat's wings behind him spread.

Seeing this, Wang Da Hammer finally paid attention to it: "It is worthy of the final boss - the ultimate demon king, even the special effects have become exquisite, a bit of a decisive battle." ”

Wang Da Hammer was about to face off with the ultimate demon king, when suddenly, the big demon king's feet slipped, screamed, and fell from the castle and died.

Before he died, the voice of the Great Demon King sounded: "My career has no regrets......

"No regrets, your sister! It's clear that you fell to your death!"

"I remembered the running in the sunset that day, it was my lost youth. ”

......

The picture flashed, Wang Dazhui appeared next to a small river, and his inner monologue sounded: "I never expected that I would rescue the princess when I didn't want to save it." ”

As he spoke, he turned his head to look at the princess beside him, and said in his heart: "Sure enough, it's this again!"

"You saved me, I'm going to have sex with you tonight! I want ...... Cave House Cave House ...... I want it, I want it. ”

Looking at the princess beside him with a 'coquettish' look, Wang Dazhui had nothing to love, and took out the 'ineffective' children's toy sword, and wiped his neck with a sword.

The princess was heartbroken: "Sledgehammer, why do you do this......, why bother?" said the princess, kissing the sledgehammer.

At the end of the plot, Wang Dazhui's inner monologue sounded: "I don't want to do it with this kind of poor drama again!"

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I don't know how people will react to writing "Never Expected" as a novel???

In addition, there is a little doubt, I have seen the recommendation votes of book friends on the writer's assistant, but the strange thing is that some of the recommendation votes are not displayed on the novel page of the website, are there any friends who can solve the doubts???