Chapter Twenty-Nine: Laughter
The success of "A Chinese Ghost Story" has made many book friends who pay attention to Bai Yu a lot, and as soon as "Never Expected" was released, many book friends noticed it.
"Announcement! The new book in white has been released, the title of the book is "Never Expected", everyone come to pay respects. ”
"What! Bai Yi invited the moon to publish a new book? Hurry up and move the stool. ”
"Is it the author of A Chinese Ghost Story?"
"Upstairs is so smart, kudos to your IQ!"
"Like+1......"
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"I'm forked! The white clothes are efficient enough! It's only been two or three days, and the new book has been released?"
"That is, when a man speaks, he spits on a nail and says that if he sends out a new book in a week, he will never send a new book in an hour. ”
"Upstairs ,???"
Many book lovers who pay attention to Bai Yu went to see "Never Expected" for the first time, wanting to see what kind of new works this author who created the book of quotation can write and whether he can continue the glory of "A Chinese Ghost Story".
Among them, Wang Xiaoyu was definitely the first to read Bai Yu's new book.
"Never Expected"!
Like the first time I saw "A Chinese Ghost Story", Wang Xiaoyu was still attracted for the first time.
Never expected?
Didn't think of anything?
When Wang Xiaoyu first saw the title of this book, he had a feeling of unfinished, and he did not hesitate to click on this book to see the introduction.
Introduction to "Never Expected":
My name is Wang Dazhui and I am an actor who is filming a low-budget martial arts drama.
"This is too low-cost, isn't it?Which is the children's toy sword?" Wang Dazhui turned his head slowly, stared at the weapon in his hand, and complained in his heart.
As soon as the words fell, the children's toy sword in Wang Dazhui's hand suddenly flashed in protest.
"It's already of this quality, and it's still flashing?"
No!
The children's toy sword was even more frenzied.
"Are you still not convinced that you are of poor quality?"
Suddenly, a man rushed out from the front, grasping the tail of the scabbard in his hand, and the hilt of the sword was facing the king's sledgehammer.
Wang Da Hammer grabbed the children's toy sword and confronted the man.
"Hahaha! If you want to rescue the princess, just ...... Belch...... Only...... Well...... Only...... He stepped over my corpse. ”
Wang Dazhui's heart of 10,000 grass and mud horses collapsed, and his inner monologue sounded: "Please, can you memorize the lines before coming up?"
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As soon as he saw this introduction, Wang Xiaoyu couldn't help but be happy.
For some reason, Wang Xiaoyu always felt that this introduction had a strong sense of picture, and the scene of this introduction unconsciously appeared in his mind, and then he laughed.
This brief description seems to be a small plot in the main text...... What's the next story?"
Thinking of this, Wang Xiaoyu's heart was scratched like a cat, and he couldn't help but click to read.
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"Come on, use your trick, Jiuyang Divine Fist!"
"Huh?" Wang Dazhui suddenly realized, and said in a monologue: "It turns out that I used the boxing method, Jiuyang Divine Fist? ”
After speaking, he threw the children's toy sword in his hand and began to exercise.
"I felt a powerful force converging on my fists, my left fist was as hot as flames, my right fist was cold as frost. Wang Da Hammer's inner monologue, about to use a trick, suddenly scolded: "I have a big fork! What the hell? I didn't do any special effects, and it was too perfunctory to directly type subtitles, right?"
Looking at the sledgehammer hand, I saw that Wang Dazhu's left hand had a frost effect written in blue and white font, while on his right fist there was a fire effect written in red and yellow font.
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"Poof!"
Seeing this, Wang Xiaoyu sprayed directly, in addition to reading novels, he also likes to watch film and television dramas or something, although those film and television dramas are often called 'five cents' special effects, but there is no 'five cents' to directly play subtitles!
But the above low-cost martial arts drama shamelessly directly made subtitles as special effects.
What's going on?
Wang Xiaoyu was overjoyed and couldn't wait to look down.
After watching the first episode of 'Low-cost Martial Arts', Wang Xiaoyu already had a feeling that he was still unsatisfied, and clicked on the second chapter - Attack on Liu Bei without the slightest hesitation, and watched it.
By the time this chapter was finished, Wang Xiaoyu was already too happy.
He is a person with a very low laughing point, but he firmly believes that even some people with a high laughing point will not be able to help but laugh at this novel when they see it.
After watching the first three episodes, Wang Xiaoyu couldn't wait to send out the feeling of "Never Expected" in some of his groups, and recommended this novel to his friends.
"My name is Wang Dazhui, I am an actor and I am filming a low-budget martial arts chapter......"
"I felt a powerful force converging on my fists, my left fist was as hot as flames, and my right fist was as cold as frost......"
"I'm a big fork!What the hell??I didn't do any special effects.,It's too perfunctory to directly type subtitles......"
"I have no regrets in my life, and I think of the afternoon running in the sunset, which was my lost youth......"
"I never expected that I would rescue the princess when I didn't want to save the princess......"
"I never thought that it would be ...... lalalala"
"The appraisal of the new book in white has been completed, and it has been confirmed by me that this is a novel that is extremely funny, rotating three hundred and sixty degrees, and I can't stop laughing, everyone hurry up to verify ......"
At the same time, many book friends who saw Wang Xiaoyu's message, as well as book friends who had been paying attention to Bai Yu's new book, were also searching for the novel "Never Expected" and had a look.
"Never Expected"!
At first glance, you can feel a name that is still unfinished, and it is full of the flavor of reversal.
When readers and fans clicked on "Never Expected", they were amused by the funny plot in it.
After watching the first three episodes, many people are overjoyed, saying that they are fans and looking forward to the subsequent chapters.
"Hahaha! The white-clothed man is too talented, this stalk can simply make people happy to death!"
"I feel the same way! This is the funniest novel I've ever read, I really didn't expect it!"
"It has been collected and recommended, the white clothes are updated quickly, my big knife is already!"
"Hahaha! This language style is so funny, it has been amused, decided, start to fan you......"
"Big in white, from today on, I'm your book lover......"
"That's funny, isn't it! I was eating while I was reading, and I squirted my roommate in the face, and he's still arguing about breaking up with me!"
"I've laughed! I find out I'm in love with Sledgehammer!"
"Picking up soap?
"I don't know why, I just saw the soap that fell on the ground in the dormitory, and I still couldn't help but reach out and pick it up, reach out and pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, ......pick
"I found a small one upstairs, it's an attack, hurry up!"
"I'm coming, put on my stockings and wait for me ......"
"Gross! It's too heavy!, I said I knelt down ......"
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Many book friends who have read "Never Expected" are so happy that they have expressed their opinions and said that they have been circled fans.