XVI. Auspicious day.

This day is Jay Chou's happy day.

According to the regulations, Zhou Jielun must take a sedan chair to Kun's house to pick up the bride.

However, there was a dispute over the eight men's representatives who accompanied Jay Chou to pick up the bride.

Because Kunkun's group of friends are all by her side, and those are all beautiful women.

Everyone is willing to make friends with beautiful women to see if they can spark a spark.

The original eight people were in danger.

Because the four sons of the four major families of the Great Song Kingdom also asked to pick up the bride.

Among them is Lu Han, and he is the most fierce.

Their background, their identity, and their relationship with Jay Chou made the Zhou family write their names without hesitation.

So, Zhou Yinglun and Zhou Haolun were brushed down.

Seeing this, Zhou Jielun had no choice but to give 10,000 taels of silver per person, which made their upturned mouths grin.

Jay Chou's welcoming team has come to the door.

Along the way, the gongs and drums were noisy, and the Zhou family team swaggered through the market.

However, when they arrived outside the gate of the Kun family, the Zhou family's welcoming team was blocked outside the door.

Kunkun's eldest brother stood outside the door and led someone to stop Jay Chou.

"Why don't you let us in?" Lu Han asked.

Kunkun's eldest brother crossed his waist with his hands: "I opened this mountain, I opened this way, I opened this door, and I opened this pass." ”

Zhou Jielun said disdainfully: "You are wrong, it should be 'I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree.'" If you want to cross this road, leave the money to buy the road. Dare to say no words, step forward and rub your head. Died in the wilderness, and was buried in a bad place. Sent to Wangxiangtai, never come back. ”

Kunkun's eldest brother snorted a few times: "You are the black language of bandits, and I am the vernacular of robbing money and not life." On a day of great joy, how can you 'take care of it and bury it'?"

"Then why are you blocking the door?" Jay Chou saw his new son-in-law pick up the bride for the first time and was stopped at the door.

A son of the four major families shouted: "Get out of the way, otherwise, the child in your sister's womb will be born." ”

Brother Kunkun said indifferently: "That's good! I didn't leave Kun's house, and the child gave birth to the surname Kun." To be serious, according to the collegial decision of my Kun family, if the new son-in-law wants to take the bride, he must follow the rules of my Kun family. ”

"What rules?" the crowd was confused.

Kunkun's eldest brother announced to Zhou Zhou Jielun that the rules for welcoming relatives:

"From the gate to Kunkun's boudoir door opened, we set up six checkpoints. Beat the first level to enter the second level. Leave a fine for not passing the checkpoint. ”

"How much?" Lu Han asked.

"If you don't pass each checkpoint, you will be fined 10,000 taels. ”

Zhou Jielun said angrily: "You robbed money?"

Brother Kunkun said: "It's just to grab money." You took a wife and received six million gifts. But my family married a daughter, and only received 800,000 taels. If you don't rob you, who will rob you?"

Inside the gate of the Kun family, there was a burst of "Yes! The voice wafted out.

Jay Chou knew that the other party's eyes were red, and he couldn't reason with people who lost their minds.

Who spread the word about the gift money received by the Zhou family?

made Zhou Jielun like a piece of fat, and everyone wanted to take a bite.

So, he clenched his fists and said, "Please ask the question!"

Brother Kunkun said proudly: "Listen, the first level question: couplet." For the horizontal batch of couplets issued by us, you must make the upper and lower couplets within a hundred. ”

Kunkun's eldest brother waved his hand, and four old scholars walked out of the door.

The first old man on the left spoke: "My couplet is: (Joyful door)"

A voice rang out from inside the door: "1...... 2...... 3......”

Zhou Jielun glanced at the decorated gate and said: "I have returned to the couplet, the upper link is: Red Plum Tufang Xicheng Lianli; the lower link is: Green Willow smiles and is forever united."

The old man on the second left then said, "Okay, you can answer the first pair." Listen to the second couplet: (Flying with wings)"

As soon as Jay Chou said it in his joint criticism, he replied:

Happy periods, happy events, all happy

The new year knot and the newlywed have a new look

At this time, the third old man said: "The following is a couplet, and I will say the upper couplet, and you will make the corresponding lower couplet according to my upper couplet specifications." ”

"Okay, please go out. ”

The third old man thought for a while and said, "Visit the West Lake, lift the tin and drop the West Lake." It's a pity for the lake. ”

Zhou Jielun couldn't help laughing and replied quickly, "Go through Nanping, sell Lan Zhen, and Lan Zhen will get Nanping." Rare Lan Xuan. ”

"That's right!" everyone shouted in unison.

In this game, Jay Chou passed again.

The last old man is left.

Everyone's eyes were on him, waiting for him to come out.

The old man was a little unnatural under the pressure of everyone's gaze.

But he still said the upper link:

"Wangjianglou, Wangjiangliu, Wangjianglou Wangjiangliu, Jianglou is eternal, Jiangliu is eternal. ”

Zhou Jiejie turned around outside the door, came to the well on the left side of the gate, looked into the well, and then began to reply:

"Printing the moon well, printing the moon shadow, printing the moon shadow in the printing moon well, the moon well for ten thousand years, the moon shadow for ten thousand years. ”

After Jay Chou's couplet was answered, the four old men clasped their fists and said, "I'm waiting to lose!" and retreated into the door together.

Immediately, someone inside the door shouted: The new son-in-law has passed the first hurdle.

Zhou Jielun led the Zhou family to welcome his relatives and stepped into the gate.

In the front hall of the door, there is a second pass waiting for Jay Chou.

The second level, which fell into the eyes of Jay Chou, turned out to be the endgame of Go.

A large table with chess pieces on it.

At the back of the table, there were three gray-haired old men.

Looking like that, he must be a master.

Jay Chou is a one-on-three round, fighting more with less.

Moreover, it is stipulated that the next step within a hundred numbers, and more than a hundred will be counted as Zhou Jie's round loss, so it can be said that there is no time to think about it.

Zhou Jielun had a headache, although when he was on Earth, he had bought a few Go books, but he only knew how to play, and he was not proficient.

He was not sure about this, so he could only ask Ling'er for help.

For the spirit of the machine spirit, one step looks at twenty steps.

Fighting against those three old men is like an adult fighting a child, Ling'er is an adult, and those three old men are children.

"This endgame has been finalized, and if you follow the normal steps, there will be no doubt. Ling'er said.

"Then what should I do, I can't pass the second level, I have no face. Jay Chou said unwillingly.

"There is a way to reincarnate life and death. Wound yourself first and then the enemy, put them to death and then live. ”

"As long as there is a law, it doesn't matter if you die or be injured first. Ling'er, you command. ”

After thirty counts, under the command of Ling'er, Zhou Jielun blocked his eyes with black words, and killed a small piece of himself first.

Everyone watching the battle was taken aback and shook their heads, saying that Jay Chou would definitely lose.

Originally, he was going to occupy the territory, and there were many people, how could he kill himself.

After walking ten hands, the crowd became nervous again.

In the sixteenth hand, Zhou Jie lost and robbed successfully, and made two connected living eyes.

Relying on the backing of the living eye, Jay Chou quickly occupied a large area.

As a result, the three old men who played white gave up and conceded defeat.

In the stunned eyes of everyone, Jay Chou won the second level again.

Someone shouted to report: The new son-in-law has passed the second level.

Kunkun's eldest brother glared at the messenger, but the messenger flattened his mouth and made a helpless move, it is impossible for me to say that the new son-in-law failed to pass the test, right?

If there is a supervisor present, who dares to make a fake?

Although he won, beads of sweat fell from Jay Chou's head.

The Kun family is too powerful, this is a situation that asks for money.

It doesn't matter if Jay Chou gives money, but it's not just about losing money, it's about losing people.

No, you have to win, and you can't lose the face of the two people.