The three brothers of the Zhou family walked out of the casino with excitement.

For them, who only have 100 taels of silver a month, 21,000 taels of silver is their money for more than ten years.

Don't look at Jay Chou's spending money like running water, it is earned by his body.

Because the doctor said that Jay Chou's terminal illness could not survive the age of 16, his grandmother and mother had to give him 500 taels of silver every month, wanting him to enjoy enough life.

And he spends all that money every month.

No one blames him, but his eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling are all reasonable.

How is it made? Jay Chou is the standard template.

At this time, a carriage passed by, and Zhou Jielun stopped the carriage.

"I'll take you to a nice place. ”

Zhou Jielun pulled his two brothers into this very luxurious carriage.

"Jie Zai, where are you going?" Zhou Yinglun looked out the car window.

"Where you are excited!" Zhou Jielun picked up the grapes in the blue fruit in the car box and threw them into his mouth.

When they arrived at the door, the two brothers of the Zhou family knew that Zhou Jielun had taken them to visit the kiln.

"Leaning on the red and green courtyard", everyone in Beijing knows.

When the two janitors, five big and three thick, saw that someone was about to enter the door, they pointed to the window next to them.

"Pay the entrance fee first. ”

"We each give our own. "Zhou Jielun took the lead in handing over the silver.

"The ticket here costs a hundred taels of silver, grab the money!" Zhou Haolun said.

"Cut, you just got 20,000 taels, if you don't consume a little, you will be unlucky. This is called sprinkling water. Jay Chou explained.

"Is there such a statement?" the two brothers of the Zhou family looked at Zhou Jielun.

Many thieves and robbers, when they have obtained ill-gotten gains, will scatter a little to the roadside who ask for food, not because they have good intentions, but because they have sprinkled water. Let the retribution of the theft be borne by the begger. There are also some stingy people who don't want to give money for food, so they go to eat and drink, or go to the kiln to spend it. ”

"How do you know this is clear?" the two looked at Jay Chou suspiciously.

"I've never eaten pork, but I've heard pigs hum. ”

The two nodded, it must have been only after Jay Chou heard the pig singing.

Because in the past three years, every time he gambled money, Jay Chou was a "money boy", and even the two of them became a "boy for delivery".

Therefore, Jay Chou did not have the opportunity to sprinkle water.

As soon as I entered, a forty-year-old woman wearing a red top and a green skirt greeted me.

"Friday Childe is here! What do you call these two?"

It seems that Jay Chou is a regular visitor here.

Zhou Jie hurriedly blocked the two people who wanted to introduce themselves and said: "People from my hometown are here, and I will bring them to see and understand." ”

The two brothers of the Zhou family immediately understood what Zhou Jielun meant, and they couldn't let people know that they had always kept the rules of fasting, and they also began to eat fishy.

So, they just nodded, but they didn't speak.

Because as soon as he opened his mouth, a mouthful of Beijing films, others knew as soon as they heard it: a native of Beijing.

The woman didn't pay attention to them anymore, but enthusiastically introduced to Jay Chou:

"It's a coincidence that the fifth prince is here today. ”

Jay Chou said with a smile: "Which sister is coming to the eldest aunt again, and there is a lack of singing horn?"

"The one who came to the little aunt has horns on top. ”

Jay Chou looked around: "That is, Sister Chun Tao was not pampered by no one last night, and she couldn't sleep alone, and today she became a panda eye." ”

"Smack!"

Jay Chou was hit in the head by a UFO.

Jay Chou looked around for the object that was smashed on his head.

It turned out to be a makeup fan.

When he checked the fan, a pleasant voice sounded in his ears.

"I said Friday Childe, do you want to use that inch of housekeeping skills to climb on my sister's body and spoil my sister?"

A big-eyed, small-mouthed, and dazzlingly beautiful sister appeared beside Jay Chou in a plain cheongsam.

A few sisters came over next to him, answering with a smile.

"Just an inch of him?

"Yes, Sister Dongmei met a man of one and a half inches a few days ago......"

"What is the result? Dongmei, you come and tell us. ”

The tall Dongmei said helplessly: "That guy crawled on the old lady's body, not an inch of work, not an inch of land, the old lady was lying there uncomfortable to death, but he kept playing with that thing with his hands, trying to make that thing hard, and finally the old lady couldn't stand it......"

Speaking of this, Dongmei found that the three brothers of the Zhou family were there, her face flushed, and she stopped.

"What if you can't stand it?" the sisters next to him continued to ask.

"Did you find a cucumber?"

"Cucumbers aren't as good as eggplants!"

Dongmei was on fire: "Don't spoil me, our sister still needs the cucumber and eggplant?" ”

"I know you're in a commotion! You haven't said that the man can't be hard, how did it end up in the end. Chun Tao asked with interest.

Dongmei was forced to be helpless, and said a few words in Chun Tao's ear.

After listening to Dongmei's words, Chun Tao smiled and threw herself forward and backwards.

The sisters pulled Chun Tao and asked.

The man couldn't get up, so he used his mouth to help Dongmei vent his anger. Chun Tao said the answer.

"Mouth, hahahaha!"

"That must be comfortable!hahaha!"

"I'll try it another day!haha!"

The three brothers of the Zhou family were red-faced and ready to leave these sao (young) women.

But Chun Tao grabbed Zhou Jielun and said, "Fifth son, oh, it's wrong, fifth sister, it's not the first time you've heard your sisters laugh, what else to avoid?"

Jay Chou is on fire in his heart, you are the fifth sister, and your whole family is the fifth sister.

But when I think about it, she was originally a woman, and she was originally a sister.

I had the heart to show them the face, but I couldn't bear it.

After all, their lives were forced to be what they are now.

Moreover, he knew that these sisters were just poor mouths.

If you're angry, they'll forget about it.

And he goes to thy corpse and asks thee, "What is it that makes you unable to think of it, and that you are going to die of anger?"

Chun Tao stopped laughing and said, "It's an Oiran competition today, you have to help my sister." ”

The Oiran competition is to compete for the top card of the sister every month.

There are three groups of sisters to participate, and each sister can bring two sisters to help.

The competition is divided into three categories: poetry, song and performance.

The prostitutes in the audience are the audience and judges, and their votes are used to determine the Oiran of the month.

All along, Chun Tao was defeated by Qiu Ju.

She, the second in ten thousand years.

The second child is unwilling, so she wants to be the boss.

And Jay Chou was once fortunate to participate in the competition as Chun Tao's sister.

But that time, the difference between Chun Tao and Chun Tao was still the second.

Zhou Jielun has always thought that he is sorry for Chun Tao, because the three points he lost were caused by him.

He pronounced the wrong line.

"It's good for you" is said to be "It's good for you."

The result was a roar of laughter and whistles.

After the laughter, the panicked Jay Chou forgot the words.

So this time, when I heard that there was another competition and I could perform on stage, Jay Chou immediately agreed.

So, Jay Chou asked Chun Tao to listen to his arrangement,

He has the confidence to push Chun Tao to the throne of Oiran.