Jay Chou was right, in the first scene, the other party proposed to perform a drama.

This program has always been their forte, and no one can beat them.

made a performance mistake that time, Jay Chou mistook "Yu" for "dry".

But this time, Jay Chou is confident that he can beat them on the opponent's strengths.

The other party is still performing a romantic drama.

A poor scholar who was about to go to Beijing to catch the exam ran out of dishes and fainted in front of the door of the flower building with hunger.

was seen by the sister upstairs.

My sister saved him and promised him.

After the scholar recovered from his illness, his sister took out his private money and gave it to the scholar for entanglement.

The two swore an alliance and finally separated.

The scholar is eight buckets high, and he won the top prize in the exam.

After winning the championship, the scholar was released to the county.

As a result, the scholar withstood the pressure of relatives, friends, and colleagues and fulfilled his wish.

Three media and six certificates, the big red sedan chair comes to the door!

Marry your sister and son!

This is an old-fashioned sketch, I don't know how many times I have acted it.

But it just has a market, and it's booming.

Because this drama has a strong sense of substitution.

Because everybody wants to be a character in it.

Man, I want to be the champion in the play!

After a gust of wind, a pool of spring water is blown.

Sisters, they all thought that one day the dragon whip sounded, and the champion came to pick up the bride.

has performed more than a dozen times, but there are still sisters who wipe their tears.

After the performance, the two sides exchanged venues.

When he staggered by, Qiu Ju said provocatively: "Five brothers, come on!

Five brothers, do you know what it means?

Of course Jay Chou knows!

The single men of the earth also know it.

The men of the Shenfeng Continent, which is hundreds of millions of light years away from the earth, also know about it.

As long as it's a man, you know it!

In Jay Chou's mind, a picture was generated:

A man who sleeps in bed at night, tossing and turning and can't sleep.

His mind fantasized about an intimate encounter with Miss so-and-so.

In the end, he fell!

Then he used five fingers to "hit the bed board with an anti-aircraft gun".

These five fingers are the five closest companions of the man who stepped forward to help the man through the difficult time - the five brothers.

Qiu Ju's sarcasm made Jay Chou nameless and angry, too bullying.

All of a sudden, Jay Chou's body was full of the will to take revenge.

Lao Tzu doesn't your people, Lao Tzu is in your play!

When Jay Chou came on the court, the audience cheered again.

"Sister Zhou, come on!"

A few men shouted, "Sister Friday, I'll charter your room tonight." ”

was so angry that Zhou Jielun jumped up.

You have to have the heart to let your daughter come and rent my room.

I promise to do what she wants!

The show begins.

Jay Chou's voice sounded.

"There was a couple who went on a blind date in the park, and this was the man's 72nd blind date visit to the park. It is also the 108th blind date of this woman to visit the park. ”

At this time, Chun Tao entered and sat on the chair opposite Jay Chou.

Chun Tao asked: Seeing that you are so sophisticated, you must have many girlfriends!

Zhou Jielun looked into the distance and said: Ten years of life and death are boundless, I don't think about it, and I can't forget it.

There was a burst of admiration from the group of men in the audience: "Good words! ”

And those sisters used notes to write down some words.

While writing, he said: "Ten years of life and death, I don't think about it, I can't forget it." ”

When the audience was quiet, Chun Tao and Jay Chou's performance continued.

(Performance):

Chun Tao was shocked and asked: "Are they all dead?How did they die?"

Zhou Jielun sighed and said: There are no tombs in the mountains, the rivers are exhausted, and there are bursts of rain and snow in winter and thunder in summer.

Chun Tao patted her big chest and asked: Oh, it's a natural disaster. So how did you get over the years?

Zhou Jielun made a move: his face was full of dust and smoke, and his hands were pale and his fingers were black.

At this time, someone in the audience spoke: "Wrong, wrong words." ”

"Why is it the wrong word?" asked.

"Are you a man? Don't you have any experience at all? After exercising, you should be white: your hands are pale and your fingers are white. ”

Everyone in the audience reflected and laughed again.

(Performance):

Chun Tao glanced at the audience and continued to ask: Hey, it's not easy. So what was the first thing you felt when you saw me?

Zhou Jie waved his hand and said: Suddenly, like a night of spring breeze, thousands of trees and peach blossoms.

Chun Tao blushed and asked: Is it so good?

Jay Chou: The dregs are not pure beauty, and Danqing is difficult to write is spirit.

Chun Tao spat and asked: Sycophant, do you have ideals?

Zhou Jielun stood up, pointed to the roof and said: If he is Lingyunzhi, he dares to laugh at Huang Chao and not his husband.

"Good!"

There was no laughter from the audience, but a burst of cheers.

These two sentences of Jay Chou express the wishes of many men.

Chun Tao stretched out her big finger and gave Zhou Jielun a thumbs up.

(Performance):

Chun Tao asked: ...... you What about love?

Zhou Jielun thought for a while and replied: Only in this mountain, the clouds are deep and I don't know where.

Chun Tao changed the topic and asked: Then do you like to read?

Zhou Jielun: Twelve volumes of military books, and the scrolls have the name of the master!

Chun Tao made a disbelieving expression to the audience and asked: This is too big, right? You are so talented, why are you still single?

Jay Chou sighed again: My sister-in-law is unmarried, and I know how bitter my heart is.

The sisters in the audience said: "Lie, you have been on a blind date 72 times in this park, and you have also worn off a corner of the stool." ”

Jay Chou hurriedly defended: "It's true that 72 blind dates in the park are true, but I didn't do it because the stool has no corners." I have bed boards at home, so why bother grinding stools?"

"Hahahaha!"

(Performance):

Chun Tao smiled and asked: If, I mean, if I promise to marry you, what are you going to do to me?

Zhou Jielun said with joy on his face: A piece of ice heart is in the jade pot!

Chun Tao stared and asked: You promise not to be tempted by other women.

Jay Chou winked at the audience and said: I can't swear it, but the concubine has an ancient well water.

The sisters shouted: "Sister Chun Tao, don't believe him!"

"If a man's words are believed, sows can climb trees!"

"In the past, Sister Hongxing believed in the man's words, was cheated of money and sex, and finally committed suicide by throwing herself into the water. ”

(Performance):

Chun Tao rolled her eyes and said: I will believe you for the time being. However, I am planning to study abroad, can you wait for me?

Jay Chou: This past year should be a good day.

Chun Tao: But ......

Jay Chou: Relying on the railing alone, infinite rivers and mountains, it is easy to see when it is difficult to see at other times.

Chun Tao: But ......

Jay Chou: Looking at his wife, Jiang Youyou, turned into stone, don't look back!

Chun Tao nodded and said: With your one inch of capital, it is the best to turn into a wife stone. Otherwise, what happened to Dongmei would befall another woman.

Whether it was a man or a woman in the audience, they all patted the table and praised it.

"Sister Chuntao, one inch is a small battle, and one foot is a field! As long as the love belongs, every inch becomes a foot. Jay Chou said proudly.

A sister in the audience shouted loudly: "Okay! Tonight, I will take out my wallet and you will do a full set of customs clearance, and I will not ask you for a zhang, but only buy a five-inch length." Can it grow?"

Zhou Jielun hurriedly shook his head: "Five inches is too long, one inch is just right!"

"Hahahaha!"