Chapter 54: Ordering Drinking (2)
What Jay Chou didn't know was that the Red Mansion Wine Order had spread all over the capital of the Song Kingdom.
At this time, the outside of the Red Mansion was crowded with literati and rioters.
Most of them are famous people who are over half a hundred years old.
As long as new poems and new words come out, the literati will recite and scrutinize them.
When I read the excitement, my face flushed and my muscles were bruised.
So, everyone pooled money and secretly handed it to the three drummers and asked them to drop the bouquet on Jay Chou's body.
By the time Jay Chou found out, he had already taken the flowers ten times, and only two of them fell into the hands of others, and these two times Jay Chou married Frost.
Who let her be sitting under their own hands.
I can't let this happen any longer! I'm a "two-talent," not a "two."
Jay Chou stood up: "Everyone, tonight I am a veritable Oiran." You know what it is, and I know what it is. As the saying goes: it is better to be alone than to be happy. We are holding a drinking order today, just to have fun with everyone. You can't let me sing a one-man show alone. That would not be called a liquor order. ”
Lu Han asked, "Then what do you say?"
Zhou Jielun knew that Lu Han was helping him, so he said: "Next, let's change the method." ”
"How?" asked Frost.
"We take orders. It is that I start with a poem, and you reply to the poem according to my poem format. The answerer can be any of you. No one answered, and more than 2,000 people in the audience collectively fined me three glasses of wine, and those who answered were fined me one glass. ”
Babyface stopped drying: "Why do we have to pay three fines and you only pay one?"
Zhou Jielun replied: "Because I am alone in front of 2,000 of you." ”
Lu Han hurriedly replied: "Agreed!"
Lu Han had already done his job, and immediately more than a dozen people shouted for agreement.
Invisibly, it was decided.
So, Jay Chou said the main order:
"Dream Gangnam: Huairen"
People go also, people go to Fengcheng West. The drizzle will be wet with red sleeves, and the new Wuwu will be deep and the green eyebrows will be low. Butterflies are the most mysterious.
Everyone frowned, thinking about the answer.
"I'm going back and forth. "Frost is worthy of being a talented woman, and she quickly came up with it.
"Please reply!" Zhou Jielun nodded.
"Dream Gangnam: Huairen"
People go also, people go to Koikedai. The Tao is not a lot of love, but if it is a little hatred, it is taught to guess. A look at the damaged berry moss.
"Good!" the crowd cheered in unison.
Zhou Jielun clapped his hands and applauded: "Good return!"
Then, Zhou Jielun picked up the wine glass on the table and drank it all.
After turning the empty wine glass upside down to show the public, Jay Chou asked, "Who else wants me to have another drink?" ”
"I'm coming!"
Three voices came from the door of the Red Mansion, with different tones but the same words.
When the crowd looked back, they immediately shouted:
"Scholar Wang!"
"Li Jinshi!"
"Fang Hanlin!"
The exclamations of everyone let Jay Chou know that these three people were celebrities in the Song Kingdom.
"No, we stipulate that only those who sit at the wine table are eligible to enforce the alcohol order. Jay Chou immediately objected.
Before Zhou Jielun's words landed, more than a dozen people stood up.
"Let's sit down and give it to the three of you. ”
The three old men glanced at Zhou Jielun proudly and sat down slowly.
Jay Chou glanced at the gloating crowd in the arena and sat down depressedly.
Scholar Wang stood up: "I'll answer." ”
"Dream Gangnam: Huairen"
People go also, people go to green curtains. Win the sick and lose the swallow, and the forbidden pity looks like the next day. The benefits are obscured.
"Jay Chou, drink!"
Everyone shouted and shouted, among which the sisters were the most happy.
Jay Chou had to drink a glass of wine.
As soon as the wine was inhaled, Li Jinshi stood up: "I will answer too." ”
"Dream Gangnam: Huairen"
People go also, people go to Biwuyin. I don't believe that I earn people's intestines, but I suspect that my words are concentric. There is no need to find grudges.
Jay Chou smiled bitterly and drank another glass of wine.
Fang Hanlin also replied.
"Dream Gangnam: Huairen"
People go also, people go to Xiaotang pear. The strong ups and downs are still nervous, and there are some red tears at other times. Outside the door, the willows are leaning together.
So far, Jay Chou has drunk four glasses in a row.
Everyone laughed happily, and finally stopped Jay Chou's momentum.
Switching positions, now it's the other party's turn to give the order.
Jay Chou made a gesture: "Please give the order!"
After Scholar Wang and the other three discussed, Scholar Wang spoke: "We don't want to come up with a new question, let's continue to use the tone of 'Dream Jiangnan Huairen'!"
So, Scholar Wang ordered:
"Dream Gangnam: Huairen"
Where are the people? People are in the small middle pavilion. After remembering to balance his face, he knew that he and laugh ruthlessly. To whom did Shamo be born?
They changed the original meaning of the word "people go" to "where are people".
After Zhou Jie reincarnated a few words of the order, he stood up: "The order has been returned!"
"Dream Gangnam: Huairen"
Where are the people? People are in the moonlight. In the middle of the night, he snatched his golden arm, and the murderer also looked at Hibiscus again. The mind is so hazy.
"Good words!" the sisters praised in unison.
"Good mood!" the three scholars nodded in praise.
"It's time for you to drink!" Zhou Jielun glanced at the people at the table.
"Drink it, drink it, isn't it just three glasses?" Babyface was the first to drink three glasses of wine.
More than 2,000 people glanced at each other and drank three glasses of wine.
After drinking three glasses of wine, Li Jinshi said, "Then make a new order." ”
Zhou Jielun smiled and said: "I still have to continue to give orders back to the previous order!"
"Please reply to the order!" Li Jinshi made a gesture of invitation.
Zhou Jielun plating seven steps, opening the order back:
"Dream Gangnam: Huairen"
Where are the people? People are in the Mulan Boat. Always see customers often talk alone, and they are even more ignorant in combing their hair, and Bi Li is resentful.
The three of them drank three glasses of wine in astonishment.
The crowd also drank three glasses of wine.
These three glasses of wine were swallowed, and there was a reaction.
A few people stood up from the table drunken eyes, grabbed their hands in the air, and kept muttering: "I always see customers who often talk alone, and they are even more ignorant and combing their hair, and Bi Li is resentful." Good and happy!"
Acquaintances and friends next to them hurriedly helped them back to their seats.
Li Jinshi asked: "Is the following a new order or an old order?"
Zhou Jielun drank a glass of wine: "I still want to drink." ”
Babyface shouted loudly, "Hey, will you die if you don't pretend to be forced?"
Zhou Jielun raised his hand and said, "I don't pretend to be forced, you wait for a drink!" ”
"Dream Gangnam: Huairen"
Where are the people? People walk on the jade steps. It's not that the infatuation still wants to live, but there is no pity but a lot of heart. It should be afraid of deep feelings.
Another three glasses of belly, and sixty percent of the people in the field were drunk.
You must know that their wine glasses are three or two glasses, and by now, they have drunk eleven glasses, and there are three and a half pounds of wine in their stomachs.
Those who are not drunk are all people who are tested by alcohol.
"I'm convinced!" Li Jinshi was also drunk after three cups.
"I can go back to the old order, you guys listen!" Zhou Jielun decided to get these people drunk and climb down.
"Dream Gangnam: Huairen"
Where are the people? People are at the pillow letters. Only the head is infinitely tearful, and it has to be held for a while. Do you want him to have mercy.
After the recitation, Jay Chou felt that something was wrong.
Looking closely, I couldn't help but curse angrily.
There was no one else in the room except for the drunks who had climbed down more than 60 percent.
The remaining thirty percent or so of the half-drunk and half-awake people all fled secretly when he gave the order.
The fastest runners were the three celebrities: Wang Daxue, Li Jinshi, and Fang Hanlin......