Hearing that the emperor will invite Jay Chou to a banquet tomorrow, everyone present seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood.

It seems that it is not Jay Chou who goes to the banquet, but himself.

The excited crowd reopened the 200-table banquet on the grounds that the banquet was not enjoyable, and they must be separated from Jay Chou's wine field.

The people present were all elites from large, medium and small families in the capital, and Zhou Jielun didn't want to destroy the good relationship he had just established, so he stayed.

Jay Chou is not a fool, he knows the bad situation in front of him.

One person toasts one cup, and there are two thousand cups!

Even if Li Bai is here, he will die heroically!

Thinking of the word Li Bai, Zhou Jielun smiled.

He's got a way to deal with these bad guys.

The food and drinks are served and they are just waiting for the table to begin.

Jay Chou stood up: "Everyone, do you want to play a game that immortals often play, drinking and entertaining at the same time?"

When everyone heard this, their eyes opened like cow balls: "Immortal game? Of course I want to!"

Jay Chou asked again: "Do you still remember the wine order in "Dream of Red Mansions"?"

Frost said, "Yes. In the fortieth episode of "Dream of Red Mansions", the mandarin duck ate a bell of wine and said with a smile: 'The wine order is as big as the military order, no matter whether it is honorable or inferior, only I am the master, and if I violate my words, I will be punished'. ”

Jay Chou said with a smile: "Let's start doing the drumming and flower passing game today." Drumming and passing flowers: This is a lively and tense way to punish alcohol. At the banquet, the guests take their seats in turn. The drum is struck by one person, and the place where the drum is beaten is separated from the place where the flowers are passed on as a sign of justice. When the drum is beaten, the bouquet begins to pass in turn, and as soon as the drum falls, if the bouquet is in someone's hand, that person has to be punished for drinking and chanting. If the bouquet happens to be in the hands of two people, the two can decide the loser by guessing the fist or other means. ”

"Okay, the wine order of the Shenfeng Continent was born because of us!" Lu Han shouted.

So, the people of the Red Chamber moved out a big drum and arranged for three girls from the Red Mansion Opera Troupe to take turns to be drummers.

After Zhou Jielun taught the girls how to beat the drum rhythm, he said to everyone: "Today is a drinking order in the Red Mansion, so the person who gets the bouquet must make a poem and lyrics related to the sisters, and those who can't make it will be fined three glasses of wine!"

The sisters were very happy and immediately arranged for five clerks to make on-site records.

After the more than 2,000 people in the audience drank the first glass of wine, the drumming and passing the flowers began.

The drums beat quickly, and the bouquets fly.

The bouquet was passed quickly, and everyone was afraid that the bouquet would remain in their hands.

The drummers also have to be skillful, sometimes tight, sometimes slow, creating an unpredictable atmosphere, which adds to the tension on the field.

The drumming stopped, and everyone turned their attention to the flower catcher.

At this time, everyone laughed, and the tense atmosphere dissipated.

The flower recipient turned out to be the creator of the wine order - Jay Chou.

Zhou Jielun touched his nose: "I didn't expect me to start, okay, I'll compose a poem." ”

"Golden Threaded Clothes"

Persuade the monarch not to cherish the golden clothes, and persuade the monarch to cherish the youth.

The flowers can be folded straight, and the branches must be broken without flowers.

Zhou Jielun copied the golden clothes of the famous prostitute Du Qiuniang in the Tang Dynasty.

"A good one' flowers can be broken straight and must be broken, don't wait for no flowers and empty branches. Frost cried out in grief.

At this time, a man in his thirties dressed in a talent suit walked up to a sister named Guixiang in the Red Mansion with tears in his eyes: "Guixiang, I understand! I understand your love and your heart! Tomorrow, I will come to the Red Mansion on a horse to redeem you and go home." More than 2,000 people present today can testify that if I don't come to ransom you, I'm a pig or a dog. ”

Guixiang hugged Xiucai excitedly and cried loudly.

The sisters of the Red Mansion were all in tears, one was happy for Guixiang, and the other was sad for themselves.

Jay Chou didn't want the atmosphere to be immersed in sadness, so he asked in a loud voice: "Can I pass the test?"

"Go!" the audience said in unison.

Zhou Jielun raised his glass: "According to the regulations, I have passed, then everyone will drink together!"

So, the audience drank a glass of wine.

The second drumming and flower passing began, and the people became nervous again.

The strange thing is that the second time, the bouquet stayed in Jay Chou's hands again.

Jay Chou had to compose another lyric:

"Jade Hibiscus"

When will the loneliness be closed?

Add human disease, yellow bird branches, help people worry, Weicheng decay willows.

The eyes are full of tears, and there are many sorrows.

If you have to return, you will stop together, it will be the death of the peony flower, and you will be a ghost.

Jay Chou's words were finished, but the audience was still full of words.

"It's the peony flower that dies, and it's also romantic to be a ghost. ”

The audience was filled with voices chanting this sentence.

There are sisters in the Red Mansion, teenagers in twenty-eight, and men who are standing.

Everyone is appreciating the meaning of this word, and it is unstoppable.

For it speaks to the hearts of many, many people.

There was no crying, but the atmosphere was heavier than crying.

Jay Chou didn't make a sound, just made a gesture to the drummer.

A rapid drum beat pulled people out of their heaviness.

Before you know it, you're back in the drumming game.

This time, Jay Chou kept an eye on it, and threw the bouquet into Frostshuang's hand at the moment when the bouquet arrived in his hand and the drum just stopped.

Shuangshuang looked at Jay Chou with wide eyes, and said, "You are a villain!"

Zhou Jielun said proudly: "Being a gentleman is easy to be designed, and being a villain is good for yourself." ”

Frost rolled her eyes: "I'm a weak woman, can you do it?"

Zhou Jielun said with a smile: "How weak you can't help but be windy, and the red tent calls for wind and rain." ”

"Well said!" the crowd coaxed.

Shuangshuang smiled and said: "Tonight the red tent, the beauty is in bed, I want to wait for my lover to chase the waves, pour the sea over the river and make the tide, can Lang come?"

Zhou Jielun hugged his fists: "One inch of red tassels, a five-foot man, he has the heart to fold plum blossoms, but he has no choice but to have insufficient capital, just wait for him." ”

"Hahahaha!"

The words of the two made everyone laugh.

After laughing, everyone looked at the frost, and the frost was a poem in response to the wine order.

Shuangshuang is worthy of being a talented prostitute, and she thought about a dozen numbers and made it.

"Partridge Heaven"

Lang is the first-rate god phoenix, and his chest is full of fighting spirit.

The new words are like turning the song to finish, and they are chasing the blue building.

Open the brocade cable and get on the blue boat. See Lang rejoicing, don't worry about Lang.

The concubine's heart is like the water of the Yangtze River, and she follows her to Qizhou day and night.

Unexpectedly, Frost Frost wrote Jay Chou into the words.

made Jay Chou cry and laugh.

If this song "Partridge Heaven" reaches the ears of Kunkun of Qi Kingdom, it will be bloody again.

At the moment, Zhou Jielun can't worry about it, because the drumming and passing flowers have started again.

The baby-faced person sitting on the head of Jay Chou's wheel kept holding the bouquet when the drum was about to stop.

waited until the last drum was over, and she quickly threw the bouquet in her hand to Jay Chou.

Zhou Jielun sighed and was hit again.

And the sisters stretched out their big fingers to the baby face.

And the babyface smiled shamelessly, as if picking up a gold ingot.

Jay Chou had no choice but to recite a poem:

『Jiang Chengzi: Remembering Dreams』

The dream was a sad road.

Hibiscus tears, cherry language.

The curtain is full of flowers, all of which are misunderstood.

Don't talk about the wind and rain tonight, if you want him to come, can you come?

Arrange an infinite ecstasy.

Red paper, green silk quilt.

Leave him without a plan, and let him go.

There are still many times, and people are close to each other, and they are worried about returning.

After Jay Chou finished chanting, he regretted it.

Because the sisters in the audience were in tears.

They hugged each other and cried into tears.

Only Frost sat at the table in a daze.

"Why didn't you cry?" asked Zhou Jielun.

Shuangshuang came back to her senses: "I'm Lin Daiyu, and my tears have dried up!"

Hearing this, Jay Chou felt sad in his heart for no reason.