Chapter One Hundred and Nine: The World's Reaction

After the first banquet Taoyuan Haojie three knots beheaded the Yellow Turban heroes for their first meritorious service, Zhou Jielun continued to talk about the second time Zhang Yide angrily whipped the post and Uncle He Guo conspired to punish the eunuchs, the third time Wen Ming, Dong Zhuoqi, Ding Yuan fed Jin Zhu, Li Su said Lu Bu, the fourth time abolished the Han Emperor Chen Liujian, plotted Dong thief Meng De to offer a knife, and the fifth time sent an edict to the towns should be Cao Gong to break the Guan soldiers and fight Lu Bu.

After talking for more than an hour, Jay Chou was ready to take a break.

He turned and started walking towards the hut.

"Bang dang. A sound made Jay Chou stop.

If you look closely, it is another silver ingot of ten taels.

This time, Zhou Jielun didn't check it, didn't pay attention to the silver, and left.

"Bang dang! bang bang!" Several sounds in succession, and a few more pieces of silver were thrown up.

Zhou Jielun returned to the front of the stage: "Uncles, uncles, nephews, and daughters, you are doing well, let me take a breath, it takes saliva to speak, haven't you heard the epigram of 'everyone dies'?"

A thin man in the front row said: "We haven't heard of 'Jin's death', only '****'." ”

Zhou Jie hurriedly answered: "The two are the same principle, but the difference is that one comes out from below and the other comes out from above." It's all the essence. ”

The thin man let out an "oh" and said, "Then can your saliva make a woman pregnant?"

Jay Chou jumped up: "Your saliva is what makes a woman pregnant." ”

"Hahahaha!"

This time, no matter how much silver was thrown up, Jay Chou was still lying motionless on the bed.

Everyone had to start dinner, but it was too expensive.

Someone scolded: "Lao Tzu is five cabbages for five taels of silver? ”

The sergeant who sold the food rolled his eyes: "If it's too expensive, don't sell it! If you want to eat, you can pay for money." ”

Everyone thought about it, this is not a day or two, don't starve your body, let's buy it.

And Prince Ji, who was drinking with several royal relatives on the main stage, calculated in his heart, how much can this king earn for this meal?

The Tang Emperor, who was eating at the Tang Palace, looked at the copied "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and couldn't help but love it.

Who doesn't have a heroic dream in their hearts?

"What else?" asked the Emperor.

Eunuch: "After only talking five times, Zhou Jielun went to dinner." ”

The emperor nodded: "He should eat, and he can talk about it when he is full." ”

After a little thought, the emperor summoned the ministers of civil and military affairs to a gathering.

"Have you seen 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms'?" asked the emperor with a manuscript.

All the ministers nodded in response: "Your Majesty, the ministers have read it." ”

"What do you think?" the Emperor asked.

"Time makes heroes!" said the Ministry of Rites.

"The people are in turmoil, and the world is in turmoil. Zuo Xiang said.

"Prevention is more important than incidents, and you can't mess with the world. The right minister said.

The emperor nodded with satisfaction: "You also see it." Therefore, we in Datang must observe the people's hearts and understand the people's feelings. It is strictly forbidden for officials to act arbitrarily and force the people to rebel. ”

"Yes!"

The emperor said: "Also, to recruit talents, although "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is only five times for the time being, these five times make a truth clear, that is, there are many wise men, and the king is lucky." We, Datang, have always failed to pay attention to those capable masters and let them wander away from the people, which is not only the source of danger, but also makes the court lose a big help. ”

"The emperor is sage! The minister was also terrified after reading "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", fortunately we were aware, otherwise there would be endless troubles. "The military department is still the book.

"Your Majesty, should we order Prince Ji to stop the continuation of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and change it to another story. Let Jay Chou present "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" to my emperor. "The book of the household department gave advice to the emperor.

The emperor shook his head: "No, everyone in the world is watching this story, if we ban the Three Kingdoms, maybe we will be attacked by the people of the world! ”

"Yes!"

Zuo Xiang: "Your Majesty, I want to go to Stone Town in person and listen to it with my own ears, maybe I can see the different Three Kingdoms from Jay Chou's tone." ”

The Emperor sighed, "I want to go too, but it's impossible." You go with the military department Shangshu, tell Prince Ji, and coax Zhou Jielun. ”

"Yes!"

Shenfeng Continent, at this time, not only the emperors of the Tang Empire have such actions, but the emperors of other countries have begun to look at the Three Kingdoms, think about the Three Kingdoms, make up for the country, and strengthen our country.

For a time, many hermit dwellers were included in the category of recruiting talents by the authorities.

For a time, the lives of the people were on the desks of officials.

For a time, there was an increase in the number of spies to detect bandits and robbers.

And in Jay Chou's hometown of Qiguo, there are thousands of empty alleys.

The authorities have set up lecture points in several places, which are open to the public free of charge, to preach Jay Chou's "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

In the palace of the king of the backer, Emperor Qi and Zhou Cang were drinking.

"This Jie Zai, what about the Three Kingdoms, made the world nervous. Zhou Cang said.

Emperor Qi disagreed with Zhou Cang's point of view: "The Three Kingdoms are good! Let those self-righteous big countries be careful and don't bully our small countries." Any kingdom rises and falls, and there are small kingdoms that grow from small to large. ”

"I mean, it shouldn't be made public, it should be given to us alone. Zhou Cang said.

Emperor Qi: "If that's the case, our Qi Kingdom will fall under the Iron Horse." I didn't see it, even the Tang Emperor didn't dare to eat alone, let alone us. ”

Zhou Cang nodded, the two of them were silent, and picked up the Three Kingdoms and looked at it.

From the unitary time to the Yin time, six hours, Jay Chou's "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" entered a climax.

In the sixth round, Dong Zhuo committed murder, hid the jade seal, and Sun Jian broke the contract

In the seventh round, Yuan Shaopan fought against Sun Jian, the grandson of the river, and crossed the river to attack Liu Biao

In the eighth round, Wang Situ skillfully made a series of calculations, and Dong Taishi made a big fuss in Fengyi Pavilion

In the ninth round, Lu Bu assisted Situ to commit Chang'an and Li Wei listened to Jia Xu

The tenth time, the royal family Ma Teng raised righteousness to avenge his father, Cao Cao Xingshi

In the eleventh round, Uncle Liu Huang Beihai rescued Kong Rong, Lu Wenhou, Puyang, and Cao Cao

In the twelfth round, Tao Gongzu made Xuzhou Cao Mengde fight Lu Bu

In the thirteenth round, Li Dao and Guo Yan fought against Yang Feng and Dong Chengshuang to rescue him

In the fourteenth round, Cao Mengde moved to Xu Du, and Lu Fengxian attacked Xu County by night

In the fifteenth round, Taishi Ci fought the little overlord Sun Bofu against Yan Baihu

In the sixteenth round, Lu Feng first shot the halberd and Cao Mengde defeated the division in the water

In the seventeenth round, Yuan Highway rose and the Seventh Army Cao Mengde met with three generals

In the eighteenth round, Jia Wen and the enemy won the decisive victory, and Xiahou pulled out his eyes

In the nineteenth round, Cao Cao of Picheng defeated his soldiers in Baimenlou, and Lu Bu died

In the twentieth round, Cao Agui Xu Tian besieged Dong Guo's uncle's cabinet and received an edict

In the twenty-first episode, Cao Cao cooked wine and talked about the hero Guan Gong earning the city and cutting the car

In the twenty-second round, Yuan Cao each set up a horse and marched, and the three armies of Guan Zhang captured Wang and Liu's two generals

The twenty-third time, you were naked and scolded the thief and the imperial doctor Ji was poisoned and punished

The twenty-fourth returned to China and the thief murdered the imperial concubine and the imperial uncle was defeated and defected to Yuan Shao

The twenty-fifth Tuntu Shanguan Convention rescued the white horse Cao Cao from the siege in three things

In the twenty-sixth round, Yuan Benchu lost his troops and broke Guan Yunchang's seal seal

In the twenty-seventh round, the bearded prince walked thousands of miles and rode alone to Hanshou Hou, five passes, and six generals

The twenty-eighth round beheaded the Caiyang brothers, and the ancient city lords and ministers gathered in the doubts

In the twenty-ninth round, the little overlord angrily beheaded Ji Biyan'er and led Jiangdong

In the thirtieth round, the war officer Du Ben was defeated at the beginning, robbed Wuchao Mengde and burned grain

The thirty-first Cao Cao Cangting broke the original Xuande Jingzhou according to Liu Biao

"Smack!" Zhou Jielun was shocked, and everyone stared at him.

"Guys, I've been exhausted after thirty-one times. In the next three hours, I'm going to get some sleep. Seriously, storytelling isn't my forte. ”

"And what are your strengths?" someone asked.

"Shhh

"Cut! Everyone knows it! Your strength is pretending. The crowd shouted in unison.

Zhou Jielun fled back to the hut and did not listen to the unpleasant words.

First, he wants to solve the security problem.

So, Zhou Jielun put down the array plate and locked his hut with the table.

"Lock" is closed, without Jay Chou's consent, no one can enter Jay Chou's hut, and they can't stay on the platform.

With the protection of the formation, Jay Chou quickly fell asleep.

The five million people in the square sat and slept on the ground.