Speaking of this, Zhou Jielun was in a hurry to urinate and had to stop and go to the newly built thatched house for a small relief.

Xiao Xie came out, and when Zhou Jielun was about to wash his hands, a piece of silver flew from the stage and smashed on him.

Zhou Jielun looked at the silver on the ground puzzled: "Who dropped the silver and fell onto the stage?"

Everyone laughed for a while, and saw one person stand up and point at Zhou Jielun: "You slippery head, you won't talk after three sentences." I'll give you ten taels of silver, enough for you to drink, so don't you speak soon. ”

When Jay Chou heard this, these people's tones have changed, and they will not be affected by "Three Kingdoms".

Jay Chou didn't care about them, and continued to speak:

Let's say that Zhang Jiao's first army was a former offender of Youzhou boundary.

Youzhou Taishou Liu Yan, is the Jiangxia Jingling people's clan, and the queen of Hanlu Gong is also.

At that time, he heard that the thieves were coming, and summoned the captain Zou Jing to discuss.

Jing said: "There are many thieves and soldiers, I have few soldiers, and it is advisable for Ming Gong to recruit troops quickly to meet the enemy." ”

Liu Yanran said, and immediately went out to recruit volunteers.

Bang Wen went to Zhuo County, leading to a hero in Zhuo County.

The man was not very good at reading; he was tolerant, silent, and moody; he was known to have great ambitions, and he was good at making friends with the world's heroes; he was born seven feet five inches long, with two ears hanging down his shoulders, his hands over his knees, his eyes could take care of his ears, his face was like a crown of jade, and his lips were like grease; after Liu Sheng, King Jing of Zhongshan, the great-great-grandson of His Excellency Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty, his surname was Liu Mingbei, and his name was Xuande.

Liu Zhen, the son of Liu Sheng in the past, was named the Marquis of Zhuolu Pavilion during the Han Dynasty, and then sat on the Marquis of Zhuo Jin, so he left this branch in Zhuo County.

Xuande ancestor Liu Xiong, father Liu Hong. Hong once raised filial piety, but also tried to be an official, and died early.

Xuande is young and lonely, his mother is filial piety, his family is poor, and he sells and weaves mats for his business.

He lives in Lousang Village, this county. In the southeast of his home, there is a big mulberry tree, more than five zhang high, looking at it from afar, the child is like a car cover.

Xiangzhiyun: "This family will produce nobles." ”

When Xuande was young, he played under the tree with the children in the township, and said: "I am the Son of Heaven, and I should take this car cover." ”

Uncle Liu Yuan said strangely, saying: "This is a very human being!"

Because he saw that Xuande's family was poor, he gave it regular funds.

At the age of fifteen, his mother traveled to study, tried to teach Zheng Xuan and Lu Zhi, and became friends with Gongsun Zhan.

and when Liu Yan posted the list to recruit the army, Xuande was already 28 years old.

When I saw the list that day, I sighed.

Then one person said sharply: "The eldest husband does not contribute to the country, why do you sigh?"

Xuande looked back at his person, eight feet long, with a leopard's head and eyes, swallow jaws and tiger whiskers, his voice was like a huge thunder, and his momentum was like a galloping horse. Xuande saw that he was abnormal in appearance and asked his name.

The person said: "A certain surname is Zhang Mingfei, and the word is Yide." He lives in Zhuo County, has a lot of farmland, sells wine and slaughters pigs, and specializes in making friends with the world's heroes. Just when I saw the public looking at the list, I sighed, so I asked. ”

Xuande said: "I am a relative of the Han family, surnamed Liu, and my name is Bei. Today, I heard that the Yellow Turban advocated chaos, and I had the ambition to break the thief and settle the people, but I couldn't hate, so I sighed. ”

Fei said: "I am quite wealthy, when I recruit the villagers, and do big things with the public, how about it." ”

Xuande was very pleased, so he went to the village shop with him to drink.

In the drinking room, I saw a big man, pushing a car, went to the door of the store to rest, entered the store and sat down, and called the bartender: "Pour wine and eat, I will rush into the city to join the army." ”

Xuande looks at his person: nine feet long, two feet long, face like a heavy jujube, lips like grease, red phoenix eyes, lying silkworm eyebrows, dignified appearance, majestic. Xuande invited him to sit with him and knocked his name.

His people said: "My surname is Guan Mingyu, the word Changsheng, later changed to Yunchang, and Hedong Xie Liang is also." Because of the power of the place, he was killed by me and fled to the rivers and lakes for five or six years. I heard that the army and thieves were recruited here, and I came to apply. ”

Xuande then told him with his own will, and Yun grew up happy.

Together with Zhang Feizhuang, discuss major matters.

Fei said: "There is a peach orchard behind my village, the flowers are blooming; tomorrow when the garden is sacrificed to heaven and earth, the three of us will become brothers, work together, and then we can do great things." ”

Xuande and Yun Chang responded in unison: "This is very good." ”

The next day, in the peach orchard, prepared the black cow and white horse sacrifice and other items, the three of them burned incense and bowed again and said the oath: "Reading Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, although they have different surnames, since they are brothers, they will work together to save the poor and help the needy; I don't want to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but I want to die on the same day and month of the same year. The Emperor and the Queen of Heaven are the earth, learn from this heart, betray righteousness and ingratitude, and kill heaven and man together!"

After the oath is completed, worship Xuande as a brother, Guan Yu as the second, and Zhang Fei as the younger brother.

Sacrifice heaven and earth, slaughter cattle and set up wine, gather warriors in the township, get more than 300 people, and get drunk in the peach orchard.

Pack up your weapons in the future, but you don't have any horses to ride.

Just thinking about it, there were two guests in the newspaper, and they led a partner to drive a group of horses and throw themselves into the village. Xuande said: "This God bless me!" The three of them came out of the village to greet them.

It turned out that the two guests were Zhongshan merchants: a Zhang Shiping and a Su Shuang, who went north every year to sell horses, and recently returned because of Koufa.

Xuande invited the two to the village, put the wine in charge, and told them that he wanted to please the thief and the people.

The two guests were overjoyed, and were willing to give 50 good horses to each other, and gave 500 taels of gold and silver, and 1,000 catties of iron, which were used as weapons.

Xuande said goodbye to the two guests, and ordered the good craftsman to build a double-strand sword.

Yun Chang made the Qinglong Yanyue Knife, also known as the "Leng Yan Saw", weighing eighty-two catties.

Zhang Fei made an eight-point steel spear.

Each with full-body armor. A total of more than 500 people from Xiangyong gathered to see Zou Jing.

Zou Jing introduced Liu Yan, the Taishou. The three of them see Bi, each with their own name.

When Xuande talked about the sect, Liu Yan was overjoyed and recognized Xuande as his nephew.

Within a few days, people reported that the Yellow Turban thief Cheng Yuanzhi commanded 50,000 troops to invade Zhuo County.

Liu Yan ordered Zou Jing to lead Xuande and three others, command 500 troops, and go to break the enemy.

Xuande and others happily led the army to advance until the foot of Daxing Mountain and met the thief. All the thieves wore their hair and wiped their foreheads with yellow scarves.

At the moment, the two armies were facing each other, Xuande came out of the horse, with Yunchang on the left and Yide on the right, and scolded with a whip: "Anti-country and traitor, why not surrender early!"

Cheng Yuanzhi was furious and sent his deputy general Deng Mao to fight.

Zhang Fei straightened out the spear of the eight snakes, stabbed Deng Mao's heart at the beginning of his hand, turned over and fell off the horse.

Cheng Yuanzhi saw that Deng Mao was broken, slapped the horse and danced the knife, and took Zhang Fei directly.

Yun Chang danced his broadsword and flew to meet him.

When Cheng Yuanzhi saw it, he was taken aback, caught off guard, and was swung into two sections by Yun Changdao.

Later generations have poems praising the two and saying: The hero Lu Ying is in the present dynasty, trying a spear and a knife. At the beginning of the exhibition, the power will be displayed, and the name will be marked with three points.

When the thieves saw Cheng Yuanzhi beheaded, they all turned against each other and left.

Xuande waved his army to catch up, and countless surrenderers returned with a great victory.

Liu Yan personally greeted and rewarded the sergeant.

The next day, he received the text of Gong Jing, the Taishou of Qingzhou, saying that the Yellow Turban thieves were about to besiege the city and beg for rescue.

Liu Yan consulted with Xuande. Xuande said: "Be willing to save it." ”

Liu Yan ordered Zou Jing to have 5,000 soldiers, together with Xuande, Guan, and Zhang, to come to Qingzhou.

When the thieves saw that the salvation army had arrived, they divided their troops and fought in a melee. Xuande was outnumbered and retreated thirty miles to the village.

Xuande said Guan and Zhang said: "I am outnumbered by thieves, and I must surprise soldiers to win." ”

It is divided into Guan Gong to lead a thousand troops to the left of the mountain, Zhang Fei to lead the thousand troops to the right of the mountain, Ming Jin is the number, and they all respond.

The next day, Xuande and Zou Jing led the army to march in a noisy manner.

The thieves met the battle, and Xuande led the army to retreat.

The thieves took advantage of the momentum to chase, and crossed the mountains, and the Xuande army sang gold together, and the left and right armies came out together, and the Xuande army turned around and killed again.

Three-way attack, thieves collapsed. rushed to the city of Qingzhou, and Gong Jing, the Taishou, also led the militia out of the city to help the battle.

The thieves were defeated, and they killed a lot, so they relieved the siege of Qingzhou.

Later generations have poems praising Xuande and saying: There is a miracle in the final account, and the two tigers must be inferior to the first dragon. At the beginning of the year, you can make great achievements, and you should be in the lonely and poor.

Gong Jing finished the army, and Zou Jing wanted to return. Xuande said: "Recently, Zhonglang fought Lu Zhi and the thief in Guangzong, and he used to be a teacher of Lu Zhi and wanted to help him. ”

So Zou Jing led the army back, and Xuande, Guan, and Zhang led 500 people from the headquarters to join Guangzong.

In Lu Zhi's army, he entered the account to give gifts, with the intention of Taoism. Lu Zhi was overjoyed and stayed in front of the tent to listen to the tune.

When Zhang Jiao had 150,000 thieves and 50,000 soldiers, they rejected Guangzong and did not see a victory.

Zhi Xuande said: "I am here today, and the thief brothers Zhang Liang and Zhang Bao are in Yingchuan, confronting Huangfu Song and Zhu Jun." You can lead the people of the headquarters, and I will help you to go to Yingchuan to inquire about the news and make an appointment to arrest you. ”

Xuande received the order and led the army to Yingchuan in the starry night.

When Emperor Fu Song and Zhu Jun led the army to resist the thieves, the thieves fought unfavorably, retreated to the Changshe, and camped according to the grass.

Song and Jun Ji said: "The thief camps according to the grass, and he should attack it with fire." ”

Then he ordered the sergeants, each with a handful of grass, to secretly ambush.

A strong wind rose in the night. After the second watch, they set fire together, Song and Jun each led troops to attack the thief village, the flames were open, the thieves panicked, the horses were not in the saddle, the people were not as good as the armor, and they scattered in all directions.

Killed until dawn, Zhang Liang and Zhang Bao defeated the remnants of the sergeants and took the road away.

Suddenly, I saw a group of military horses, waving red flags, coming head-on, intercepting the way.

Headed by a general, seven feet long, thin eyes and long hair, the official worships the captain, Peiguo is also a native of the county, and his surname is Cao Ming, the word Mengde.

Cao Song, his father, whose surname is Xiahou, is surnamed Cao Teng because he is the adopted son of Cao Teng, so he assumes the surname Cao.

Cao Songsheng, small characters are hidden, a good fortune.

When he was young, he was good at hunting, liked singing and dancing, had the power to schem, and was changeable.

Cao has an uncle, seeing Cao wandering excessively, tasting anger, and talking to Cao Song.

Song is responsible. Suddenly, he had a plan, and when he saw his uncle coming, he fell to the ground and suffered a stroke.

Uncle Song was shocked, and Song looked at him anxiously. it all right.

Song said: "Uncle Yan Ru had a stroke, and now it has healed?"

Cao said: "My son has never had this disease, but because he lost love to his uncle, he turned a deaf ear." ”

Song believed his word. Uncle Hou said it, but Song didn't listen. Therefore, the unbridled.

At that time, there was a bridge and a mysterious person, and he said: "The world will be chaotic, and the talents of the world cannot be helped." Those who can be safe, who are in the king?"

Nanyang He Yan saw Cao and said: "The Han family will die, and those who settle the world will also be this person." ”

Runan Xu Shao, has the name of a knowledgeable person. When I saw him, I asked, "How am I like a human being?"

Shao did not answer. asked again, Shao said: "The son is a capable minister who rules the world, and a traitor in troubled times." ”

Cao was overjoyed to hear this. Twenty years old, filial piety, for Lang, except for the northern lieutenant of Luoyang.

When he first arrived, he set up more than ten five-color sticks in the four gates of the county, and those who violated the ban did not avoid the nobles, and they were all responsible.

The uncle of the middle and long servants, carrying a knife at night, and holding it at night, will be blamed.

Therefore, those who dare not offend inside and outside are quite famous.

Later, for the Dunqiu Order, because of the Yellow Turban, worship as the cavalry captain, lead the horse infantry army of 5,000, and come to Yingchuan to help the war.

Just when Zhang Liang and Zhang Bao were defeated, Cao Cao stopped them, killed them for a while, beheaded more than 10,000 levels, and captured a lot of flags, golden drums, and horses.

Zhang Liang and Zhang Bao fought to the death. Cao saw Huangfu Song and Zhu Jun, and then led troops to pursue Zhang Liang and Zhang Bao.

But it was said that Xuande led the pass and Zhang came to Yingchuan, heard the sound of shouting and killing, and saw the firelight candle sky, and when he hurriedly led the troops, the thieves had been defeated.

Xuande saw Huangfu Song and Zhu Jun, with the meaning of Lu Zhi.

Song said: "Zhang Liang and Zhang Bao are exhausted, and they must vote for Guangzong to rely on Zhang Jiao." Xuande can be helped by the starry night. ”

Xuande received the order and led the troops back. Halfway there, I saw a cluster of military horses, escorting a car, and the prisoner in the car was Lu Zhiye.

Xuande was shocked, rolled the saddle and dismounted, and asked the reason. Zhi said: "I surrounded the horns, and the time can be broken, because the horns use witchcraft, and I can't win immediately." The imperial court sent Huangmen Zuo Feng to come to investigate and ask me for a bribe. I replied: 'The army is still short of food, and there is money to flatter the angels?' Zuo Feng hated me and replied to the imperial court, saying that I did not fight at a high base and was lazy and slow down the army's morale; therefore, the imperial court was furious and sent Zhonglang to send Dong Zhuo to replace my soldiers and take me back to Beijing to ask for my guilt. ”

When Zhang Fei heard this, he was furious and wanted to escort the soldiers to save Lu Zhi.

Xuande hurriedly said: "The court has its own public opinion, how can you make a mistake?"

The sergeants swarmed Lu Zhi and left. Guan Gong said: "Lu Zhonglang has been arrested, others are leading the troops, and I have nothing to rely on, so it is better to go back to Zhuo County." ”

Xuande followed his words and led the army north. After two days of travel, I suddenly heard a loud shout behind the mountain.

Xuande Yinguan, Zhang Zong immediately looked at Gaogang, saw the defeat of the Han army, the mountains and fields behind, the yellow scarf covered the ground, and the big book on the flag was "General Tiangong".

Xuande said: "This Zhang Jiao is also a quick battle!"

The trio of Pegasus led the army out. Zhang Jiaozheng defeated Dong Zhuo, took advantage of the situation to come, and suddenly encountered three people rushing to kill, the horn army was in chaos, and the defeat was more than 50 miles.

The three rescued Dong Zhuo back to the village. Zhuo asked the three of them where they lived.

Xuande said: "White body." ”

It is very light, not polite.

Xuande came out, Zhang Fei was furious and said: "I waited for my relatives to go to the bloody battle and saved this guy, but he was so rude." If you don't kill him, it will be difficult to dispel my anger!"

He wanted to bring a knife into the account to kill Dong Zhuo.

Exactly: human snobbery is still in the past, who knows that heroes are white?

After all, what is Dong Zhuo's life, and listen to the following breakdown.