This one is funny, don't take it seriously!

"Bump, bump!"

In a warehouse, two gunshots were heard.

"Be honest with me!" A thin man held a pistol and looked at the three men and four women tied up in front of him......

"Smack!"

A clapping sound sounded.

"Fuck you don't want to die! Shoot what a shot! It's fun to lure the cops over, isn't it?"

A burly man said angrily.

"Uh...... Big brother, I was wrong. The thin man said a little weakly.

"Big brother, are you still afraid of the police?" said a large black man carrying a machine gun.

"Don't be afraid, who have we been afraid of in this life......? More is better than less......" After the big man finished speaking, he sighed, took out a cigarette from his pocket, and smoked slowly.

"Cut, what are you afraid of, if those dare to come...... Hmph!" Brother Hei said with a sneer.

"Don't underestimate those policemen, although most of them eat rice, they are not easy to deal with. A four-eyed boy played with the tablet in his hand and said lightly.

"Hmph, I look down on the police. ”

A fat man snorted coldly.

"Hehe, the eldest brother was also in the same mentality as you at the beginning, and he suffered a big loss as a result!" Four Eyes continued.

"Well, it can save trouble, try to save it, waste time not to mention, and maybe capsize in the gutter. The big man wiped the rifle in his hand and said lightly.

"Humph!" Brother Hei snorted coldly and stopped talking.

"Alright, when we're done with this ticket, we won't have to live like this. The big man patted Brother Hei's shoulder and glanced at the three men and four women next to him.

"yes, these are big fat meats!" Four-eyed smiled and said.

At this moment, a siren sounded from outside.

This siren made the five kidnappers instantly lift their spirits......

"It's the police!" Brother Hei clicked and loaded the bullet and said nervously.

"How the fuck the cops would know we're here!" The fat man held the gun in his hand and said angrily.

"It's not you!"

Brother Hei pointed a gun at the head of the captive man (1) and said hideously.

"Mmmm......mmmm

Male (1) shook his head busily, indicating that he did not call the police.

"That'...... Is that you?", pointing to the head of the captive man (2) again, he said fiercely.

"Uh-huh......"

The man (2) also shook his head......

After that, Brother Hei put the gun on the foreheads of everyone else one by one, but the answer was not surprising, none of them.

"How can it be repaired! Which grandson is it!" Brother Black roared angrily.

"Alright, Blackie, go search them. Dahan squinted his eyes and said coldly.

"Hmph, we'll find out if it's you or not. The fat man snorted coldly.

Outcome......

There's nothing on them.

And at this moment, the thin man, with his hands in his pockets all the time, didn't know what to do.

All of this is seen by the four eyes.

"Skinny, get the stuff out of your pocket. Four eyes said lightly.

This sentence directly attracted everyone's attention, and everyone's eyes were all focused on the thin man.

"I didn't ...... It's nothing...... Pocket...... There is nothing in the pocket. The thin man grinned and stammered.

"Oh...... Is there really nothing?" the big man squinted his eyes and smiled.

"Really...... It's true. The thin man said tremblingly.

The big man slowly approached the thin man, patted the thin man's shoulder, and said, "Thin man, I usually treat you well!"

"No, it's not thin, my eldest brother treats me like a brother. The thin man said tremblingly.

"Well, that's right, then ......" The corners of the big man's mouth rose, and then he said angrily: "Then why did you betray us!"

After saying that, in the next moment, the thin man fell to the ground......

There was an extra sharp dagger on his stomach.

"Big ...... Big Brother ......"

Immediately, the thin man was completely out of breath.

At the same time as he fell to the ground, a small thing that kept glowing red fell out of the thin man's pocket......

"Damn! The thin man dared to betray us!" Brother Hei roared angrily, and began to whip the corpse with a machine gun on the thin man......

"Alright, let's find a way to deal with the police outside!" Dahan said solemnly.

......

"Listen to the bandits inside, you're already surrounded by me......!

"Smack!"

A policeman shouted with a bullhorn, and halfway through the shouting, he was interrupted by another policeman.

"What are you doing!" The policeman (1) said angrily.

"What do you mean to be surrounded by you? Can you be surrounded by yourself?

"Uh...... Forget it, do it all over again!" The policeman (1) was embarrassed for a moment, then raised the horn again and said, "Listen to the kidnappers inside, you have ...... it."

"Bang!"

Police officer (1), died at the age of 21.

......

When the policeman (2) heard this gunshot, he was stunned, why don't you play cards according to the routine! No matter how you say it, we should wait for us to finish shouting, and then publicize the core values of socialism, and then shoot the first theory......

is worthy of being a kidnapper, but he is different from others.

We are different!

......

"Hmph, this group of policemen, what nonsense, just can't do it directly. The fat man smoked a cigarette and snorted coldly.

"It's all like that, they should want to negotiate and then rescue the captives first. Four eyes lifted his glasses and said.

"Haha, we have a prisoner, I'm afraid of him, and the police don't dare to do anything. Brother Hei smiled.

"Hmm. The big man nodded in response.

......

Outside the warehouse......

"Okay, don't talk nonsense, I'll count three two one later, and rush in together, the target, you should know!" A middle-aged policeman stood in front of a group of heavily armed policemen and said lightly.

"Yes!"

"Good!" The chief held out three fingers and began to count.

"Three ......"

“two......”

“one...... on!"

Immediately, the police rushed into the warehouse, and a burst of gunfire rang out......

Then all the police officers withdrew.

The commander held a bullhorn and shouted: "Listen to the bandits inside! Your hostages have been killed by us! Don't quickly disarm and surrender!"

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Zhang Hanhai: "Mao was killed as a hostage! Isn't it supposed to rescue the hostages?!"

Author: "Hey, hey, this chapter doesn't have your role!

Sir: "Ahem, let me interject, who told you that the mission was to rescue the hostages?

Policemen: "Rescue the bandits!"

Zhang Hanhai: ", there is still this kind of operation...... What the hell is rescuing the bandits?"

Author: "Ahem, you can't know this, don't get out of here!"

......

Subsequently......

The kidnappers disarmed and surrendered......

That's right, you read that right, they surrendered and did not put up any resistance......

Yes, you guessed it right, they were touched by love......

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Zhang Hanhai: "Thank you brother-in-law!"

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So-and-so country, so-and-so conference, and so-and-so leader, standing on a high platform, opened his mouth and said: "Now announce an important piece of information, my country's so-and-so policeman has successfully completed the SSS-level mission and rescued the bandits! I hereby commend the bandits! The first bandits have been escorted to the mirror prison ......."