"Alas" Zhang Hanhai sighed, glanced at his uncle, and said, "What are you doing here?"

"How do you know?" said the uncle, surprised.

......

Uncle, can we not use such a funny emoji! It's disgusting!

"Okay, what the hell are you doing in black clothes, who are you going to assassinate?" Zhang Hanhai exhaled and said.

"Ahh

Passerby C: "That's why you put an extraordinary reason on top of your uncle's head?"

Author: "Don't worry, it's all basic. ”

......

"Alas, okay, stop playing, it's boring, let's say, what are you doing here?" Zhang Hanhai sighed and said helplessly.

Zhang Hanhai has thoroughly figured out the character of Uncle System, which is completely the character of an immature little kid, and he is a sex thief.

Eighty percent of what he said could not be believed......

"You stinky boy, don't even say cooperate!" The uncle knocked Zhang Hanhai's head twice and said angrily.

"Oh, I'll pay attention next time. Zhang Hanhai squinted his eyes and said.

"Hmm...... You can teach!" The uncle stroked his beard and pretended to be deep......

"Pretend to be careful of being struck by lightning......"

Zhang Hanhai beeped quietly......

I don't know if the uncle heard it, but it was beeping anyway......

"Actually, I'm coming out...... I want to tell you a message, this news is given by the system, absolutely reliable!" The uncle patted his chest and reassured.

Hearing the news from the system, Zhang Hanhai couldn't help but shudder, I wiped it, the system gave it, can this thing be reliable?

If you want to say that it is gossip, I may believe it, and if you give me a sentence from the system, then how can you let me believe it......

"That'...... Is it bad news or good news......" Zhang Hanhai asked cautiously.

For fear that something terrible will happen.

"What if it's bad news? Do you want to hear it. The uncle pursed his lips and asked.

"This ...... I don't want it!" Zhang Hanhai was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said.

"Why?" said the uncle.

"What if my heart can't stand this bad news of yours?" Zhang Hanhai sighed and said.

"That'...... What if it's bad news?" the uncle asked tentatively.

"This ...... I don't want it!" Zhang Hanhai said with some cowardice.

"What's the reason for that?" the uncle asked.

"Not good, not bad...... That must be bad!" Zhang Hanhai said confidently.

"Damn, there is still this kind of operation. "Uncle is completely speechless, Zhang Hanhai is a good thing, there is no discipline!

......

Mei Jiecao: "Who called me?"

Uncle: "Uh...... Aunt...... No one is calling you, you go get busy first!"

Mei Jiecao: "Okay! goodbye!"

Uncle: "Goodbye, Auntie." ”

......

"Alright then, alright, good news!" The uncle was completely out of line, and said weakly.

"Oh...... Good news, since that's ......" Zhang Hanhai looked suddenly enlightened, and then said: "I don't want to listen either." ”

"Fuck you, boy, what the fuck is going on?" Uncle was completely crazy, to be honest, he really wanted to press Zhang Hanhai to the ground and rub it hard!

Wait a minute......

Don't think crookedly, this friction is not the other......

"Oh, nothing, I just don't want to hear it. Zhang Hanhai said.

......

There seems to be nothing wrong with this reason......

Passerby C: "Big guy 666"

Passer-by: "There's nothing wrong with the big guy!"

......

Uncle's anger value at the moment has reached subversion, and it is the kind that is almost overflowing.

But......

He can't help it!

He couldn't just kill the host, and if he did, he'd be doomed himself!

So......

Is he really out of line?

......

emmm......

I thought about it carefully......

Looks like you can still beat him up!

As long as you don't kill you!

The uncle seemed to have made up his mind, then nodded heavily, and then cast an evil gaze at Zhang Hanhai......

Zhang Hanhai, who was watching, broke out in a cold sweat on his forehead......

How can my uncle look at me like that?

What is this feeling of being stared at by?

emmm......

Now it's time to verify the truth!

Tedakil Olmstrang's funny tail Tyri Kidd once said: Since there is no way to resist, then learn to enjoy!

So, I'm going to try to enjoy it......

So......

"Haduke, yes!"

"Ahhhh

......

After a while......

"Do you want to hear from me now?"

The uncle sat on a big rock with Erlang's legs crossed, and in front of him sat a pig's head with a blue nose and swollen face......

"Yes, yes, I love to hear news!" Zhang Hanhai nodded hurriedly, and said with a flattering smile.

"Hmm...... Yes, the children can be taught!" The uncle nodded with satisfaction.

......

I can teach you how big it is!

If you weren't better than me, who would have compromised!

"The news...... emmm...... It should be not curious and not bad news, how can I say it......" The uncle held his cheeks, groaned, and then said: "That's the case, the news that the system gave me is that it has found a system that can completely open the task function." ”

"What's the system?, the system that completely turns on the mission function?" Zhang Hanhai said with a confused expression.

"Yes, is there any problem?" said the uncle, nodding.

"Feelings, do you mean that if I deprive a system, I can only turn on the function?" asked Zhang Hanhai.

"I didn't say that, it's probably because the main function of this system is missions!" said the uncle, spreading his hands.

"Main function ......" Zhang Hanhai was silent for a moment, and said: "That means that after I deprive the system in the future, I can only get the main function of that system, right?"

"Bingou! Guess it! But there is no reward. The uncle snapped his fingers and said.

......

What do you mean by guessing? Hmph! I'm a very smart person, I need to guess?

Joke!

I'm all reasoning, okay!

Hum!

......

"And then, is there anything else?" asked Zhang Hanhai.

"It's gone. The uncle shook his head and said.

"Oh, then why don't you hurry up and go back to your system space, I'll fix it. Zhang Hanhai yawned and said.

"Are you so unwelcome to me?" said the uncle, squinting his eyes.

......

Isn't it?

I don't know who beat me up indiscriminately, who will welcome you!

......

The uncle glanced at Zhang Hanhai with a little meaning, and then a big black hole appeared next to him and stepped in......

The moment he left, the uncle turned his head and said, "Don't forget, I can know what you think in your heart, don't be too pretentious!"