Chapter Ninety-Eight: Zhang Hanhai, who is known for his IQ
At this time, Zhang Hanhai couldn't wait to see what these skills were, especially the transformation ......
Listen to it and it feels great!
But now......
It's time to solve the problem of inexplicable face-slapping first......
Now Superman's heart is full of all kinds of mom selling batches, what is the situation? He is a superman, and he was scared by a vacuum cleaner that came out of nowhere, can this feel good?
Just when he was about to break his own principles and teach this kid a good lesson......
I suddenly realized something very important......
"It's not good, there are so many people here, how can I transform......" Superman pondered for a moment, slapped his left hand with his right hand and said, "Can you guys turn around first, it will be fine for a while." ”
"Oh. Zhang Hanhai nodded and turned around first, but I just wanted to know what the hell was Zhang Hanhai's expression that wanted to laugh but didn't want to laugh......
Your Excellency the Queen, Fan Jianqiang and Wang Qingyuan saw Zhang Hanhai turn around, and they also turned around, and then ......
Then they heard a strange noise......
At the same time, there appears to be an unknown gas wafting into the air......
", it's poisonous!" Wang Qingyuan suddenly realized the crisis, hurriedly covered his mouth and nose, and jumped into the distance......
Zhang Hanhai held back a smile and quickly escaped from this place of right and wrong.
As for Fan Jianqiang and the Queen......
They were the closest and had passed out......
And at this time, it is not them who want to curse the most, but Superman who wants to transform into a superman, because he found ......
There is no way for him to transform......
What does this mean for him? It means that he will never have a valid reason to go to the toilet during working hours!
Passerby A: "You're worried about this! The reason why you become superhuman is that you have to have a legitimate reason to be lazy!"
......
Zhang Hanhai finally couldn't help it at this moment, and began to laugh out loud, this laughter stimulated Superman......
At this moment, a green light shone above Superman's head......
“I fuck your fuck!”
With these words, Superman disappeared completely......
Seeing this green light, Zhang Hanhai couldn't help but hold his stomach and laugh for a long time......
What should he do if he did such a thing, of course, he chose to forgive him.
Hahahaha!
However, Zhang Hanhai also discovered an important thing, that is, teleportation is also divided into types......
The previous Xiangzi and the old beggar were all white light, but Superman was green light, which proves that the difference in strength determines the difference in the color of teleportation......
But......
What's the use of that?
"The hateful little King Kong, he dares to release the old lady's pigeon! Whatever he says is something, it must be a lie!" At this time, the queen was squatting on the ground, holding a branch and constantly drawing circles, cursing the little King Kong who did not know where......
When Zhang Hanhai saw the appearance of the queen, he felt like he was cute, but then he thought of the queen's lower body......
Immediately put this feeling aside......
He doesn't like humans and beasts.
However, he suddenly thought of a way to let the queen meet the little King Kong......
That's to send the Queen back to her own world!
This question he had wanted to know for a long time, and that was ......
There are a lot of important characters in every novel, anime, movie, and since you are deprived, you will go back, so what time period will you return to!
If it's the time period when you left, it means that the important characters who appeared in that time period will reappear in that time period......
To put it simply, when the queen goes back, she will definitely see little King Kong!
"Oh, I'll go, your kid's IQ has risen so much lately! Uncle System's sudden words startled Zhang Hanhai without the slightest surprise......
"Uncle, can we say hello before we talk in the future?" Zhang Hanhai wiped his cold sweat and said.
"Don't you think what you said is contradictory?" the uncle's voice continued to echo.
"What's the contradiction?" Zhang Hanhai said confusedly.
The uncle said: "I must say hello, since I scared you directly, then I will definitely scare you when I say hello." ”
When Zhang Hanhai heard his uncle's words, he found ......
I was speechless.
"Your Excellency, I have a way to meet Little King Kong!"
The words were not shocking, and this sentence directly made the queen jump up from the ground (although I don't know how she jumped [shame]), grabbed Zhang Hanhai and asked, "What way?"
"Well, you just need to be washed by me. Zhang Hanhai slowly took out the deprivation vacuum cleaner from his lower body, turned on the switch, and circled in front of the queen......
The queen shouted, "This girl is a vacuum cleaner!"
"Yes, yes!"
"Oh no, I'm not trash, hey, why should I be sucked by this strange thing!"
"But that's it......"
"You're a liar!"
......
Since you don't listen to what you talk about, you can only rely on it......
The sky is scolding the air, please call me......
What shall you call me?
As......
Let's call it Thailand day!
Passerby A: "What the hell is this name, hey! What does Thailand day mean! Can you give a Chinese name!"
Protagonist: "Oh, it translates to Tai Ritian. ”
Passerby A: "Isn't it 'scolding'? Because Mao has become a "day"!"
Protagonist: "Blame me!"
......
Well......
The next plot is probably that Zhang Hanhai was ravaged by the queen for a while, and then turned into a white light and disappeared......
brought Zhang Hanhai a skill of "commanding the group......
Listening to the name, it should be able to command frogs......
But then again......
Aren't you a snake spirit? You can only command frogs for Mao!
As for whether the queen saw little King Kong after she returned, it is unknown......
Bringing the rice cooker, Zhang Hanhai, Fan Jianqiang and Wang Qingyuan returned to the village with happy steps, only to find that they had ......
Purple core and pothos, gone!
......
"Purple core! green pothos!" Zhang Hanhai roared at the top of his throat, his eyes were bloodshot, and his fighting spirit was constantly surging, ignoring the horrified eyes of the people in the village, desperately rummaging through every corner of the village......
"Purple core!pothos!"Sister-in-law!"
Wang Qingyuan and Fan Jianqiang were also helping Zhang Hanhai find it, but there was still no response......
"Whoosh!"
Just when Zhang Hanhai was exhausted, a feather arrow quickly attacked Zhang Hanhai, Zhang Hanhai sensed the danger in time and jumped ......
So......
The arrow is stuck in the ass......
And it looks like it's stuck in something terrible......
Looks pretty deep!
Is this a **?
Is there any salvation from this?
Probably gone......