Excited, thief excited!

This is called cool! Especially when you haven't received any benefits since you crossed over, this is the coolest!

Listen to it, listen to the name, the domineering side leakage has wood, the mighty and majestic has wood, the name alone is so forced, there is a force, there is a lot of cheating!

This system finally has a fucking conscience for once!

Although I don't understand what kind of skill that "look, magic weapon" is, but how to say it? The previous "really hard!" is so awesome, this must not be too bad, right?

Zhang Hanhai can't wait to go to the system space to find out these skills that sound like cheats!

But how to say it, now is the time to summon Fu Lu Xiao King Kong, and he can't just enter the system space, if there is any danger after entering the system space, then won't he just say goodbye?

So, let's call out the little King Kong first, and let's "deprive" first!

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Zhang Hanhai took the rice cooker from the Queen's hand, threw the seven cards into it, and began to adjust the heat......

So he encountered a question that made people think deeply......

This......

Why are there four options for steaming, frying, roasting, and boiling?

Are you sure it's a rice cooker and not a microwave?

What's the best choice for this......

You can't steam the little King Kong out! There is a hairy difference in that steamed bun......

As for the other three, they are even more unbearable and cannot bear to imagine......

So, let's steam it!It's a little better than the other three......

So, Zhang Hanhai clicked the "steam" button with a sense of guilt, and the rice cooker was completely activated, making a whining sound......

I don't know how long it took......

A crisp jingle sounded, and the rice cooker turned on......

A colorful glow rushed out of the rice cooker, and a handsome and mighty figure appeared in front of the rice cooker......

He had blonde hair, a large letter S and B in front of him, and a very wide cloak swaying in the wind......

“Hello Good morning.”

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"Why did little King Kong become a superman? Is this a sudden rhythm of the universe?!"

Zhang Hanhai was stunned, completely confused, this ...... Don't play cards according to the routine......

“Excuse me， but excuse me， where is this”

"What the hell is this fluent English! What the hell are these two big SBs on the chest! Can we say Chinese! I don't understand at all, hey!" "The queen, the soul of the spit world, how could she not get involved in the world of spit and start a crazy spit war......

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Superman's ......

Zhang Hanhai and the Queen.

Is this self-deprecation?

This is self-black, give full marks!

Superman stroked his flowing hairstyle and said, "Okay, ma'am, no problem!"

Zhang Hanhai said: "So you can speak Chinese!"

Superhuman: "Did I say I wouldn't?"

......

It seems, as if, what he said does make sense......

It is true that people did not say that he would not Chinese, so ......

Is he funny?

No, no, no, I can't be blamed for that, who told him not to say it? And there was an English opening line......

Fortunately, I learned English well, and the first thing he said was to say hello, as if it was ......

"Hello, my name is Johnson!"

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Passerby A: "It's completely wrong, hey, that's good morning, hey! What the hell is Johnson! You've seen too much of Fast and Furious! This has a fart relationship with Superman!"

......

As for Fan Jianqiang and Wang Qingyuan, they are still confused at the moment, why is there such a guy in fancy clothes in such a small thing......

He also speaks some language that people don't understand......

A little confused......

"Well, why did you come out of the rice cooker, and ...... Where did Fu Lu little King Kong run?" Zhang Hanhai sighed and said.

"Oh, isn't it a guy with hair the same color as me, and two gourd earrings. Superman nodded and said.

"Yes, yes, his name is King Kong, and he is my husband. The Queen nodded hurriedly.

"Oh, he gave me a roll of paper and left, the only price being to keep me waiting here. "Superkind and kind.

"Wait, when did little King Kong leave? Zhang Hanhai was confused, these seven disturbing Fulu babies were put in, and a superman was steamed, how could there be a figure of Fulu Little King Kong......

Don't brag about it.

Seeing Zhang Hanhai's questioning expression, Superman said again: "Little King Kong, he has already left, leaving behind such seven Fulu clones, saying that there is something wrong, let my wife not worry." ”

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Wow, these seven are clones?

It's awesome!

But I just want to ask, your doppelganger is a doppelganger, can you only be divided into seven Furuwa?

It's funny, you know?

Zhang Hanhai's biggest MMP now is not the problem of this doppelganger......

But what else is this little King Kong of TM so anxious about, do you know that you are not familiar with life, do you know that you are not the most awesome in this world?

It's not too late for you to stay and let me deprive you of it......

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Passerby A: "At this time, I faintly interjected a sentence, wouldn't you leave the Ten Thousand Worlds Continent if you were deprived of it?"

Protagonist: "Looks like this. ”

Passerby A: "So ......"

Protagonist: "So don't worry about those details!"

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Brother, steady!

I won't support you without supporting the wall!

"Okay, I've completed the mission assigned by King Kong, and I'm leaving!" Superman gestured his fingers handsomely and said goodbye.

"Bye-bye!" Fan Jianqiang and Wang Qingyuan waved their hands in a daze, obviously they hadn't reacted from the rice cooker incident that had changed dramatically......

Superman turned around in a dashing manner, ran two steps forward, and then stepped back, "Excuse me...... How do I get back...... Where is this?"

"Come on, come on, turn around, I'll tell you" Zhang Hanhai's amiable appearance let Superman know that he must not be trusted so easily......

This image looks like a villain no matter how you look at it......

However, Superman was very confident in his abilities and turned around in a dashing manner......

As a result, a dark hole came into view, and there was a burst of confusion in his face......

Not to mention how many "grass and mud horses" are galloping in my heart at the moment, anyway, it is no less than 100,000......

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Superman Skill: Transformation of "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes - Superman Chapter"!"

Zhang Hanhai sat on his right side, and finally came up with the result he wanted, which made him excited......

It's exciting to think about!

I want to ask, who doesn't have a superman dream? Who doesn't have the ability to transform like a superman?

Zhang Hanhai is no exception! And at this moment, he really has the ability to transform into a superman, do you think he is excited?