Chapter 112: Will Die?
Hearing Tsing Yi's words, I carefully observed the old man's eyes, so I was half-paralyzed in an instant.
The numbness and stiffness instantly rose from the heel and soon spread to the waist, because of the numbness, I couldn't feel what was going on with my lower body at all, and at this time, people would have an instinctive reaction, that is, to confirm, since they couldn't feel it, then they had to touch it with their hands and see it with their eyes.
So I performed the above operation very normally, and the good thing is that at this time, the numbness and stiffness in my body continued.
So, when I bent my waist, lowered my head, touched the crotch of my pants with one palm, and moved my eyes to the crotch of my own palm, my whole body became numb and stiff.
However, as the protagonist of this book, how can I be a person who does not have a little temper, and naturally I have to strongly condemn and criticize such evil things and improper things.
Therefore, I glared at Tsing Yi and struggled to spit out three words from my mouth: "Your uncle!"
The feeling of numbness and stiffness spread all over my body, and I was finally fixed there like a statue, even my clothes and pants were fixed, and I stood still, motionless, motionless, and motionless by the howling mountain wind...... Motionless...... Motionless.
Grass!
My body is stiff, but my consciousness is running wildly, even more flexible than ever, after all, I really don't have anything to do now, except for my brain, I guess I can't do incontinence.
I can't look up, so I can only stare at my crotch now, but as a very normal man, I won't leave my fate to my crotch. As a result, my spiritual consciousness has instantly returned to the spiritual platform.
"Cleanse the soul, cleanse the soul. "According to the usual practice, the moment I entered the spiritual platform, I didn't even look at where the soul cleanser was, and I had already started shouting at the top of my voice.
So, very unfortunately, the two voices went down, and the sound was combined with the foaming stars, which directly smashed the soul cleansing in front of me all over the face.
I hurriedly stretched out my arm and rubbed my sleeve on the face of the soul cleanser, no way, we are begging for someone now.
"Hey, brother, what's the whole thing?" I looked at the soul cleanser with a face full of flattery and little stars in my eyes.
Seeing my expression, the Cleansing Soul took two steps back directly, and made a one-handed chest guard and a one-handed crotch guard.
Your uncle, Lao Tzu is a serious person, and even if he is not serious, Lao Tzu will never waste my youth on your old coffin scoop.
"How can Lao Tzu follow you, you are a standard dish, forced. "Cleansing didn't speak, but squirted me first.
But seeing the state of soul purification, I was instantly relieved, and I still have time to talk nonsense with me here, so I definitely won't hang here.
"The door of death and the door of life are actually two opposing sects, the door of death is to survive, and the door of death is to die. ”
"What do you mean? Are the mourners all strapped to bombs and playing with people to blow themselves up? Is their hometown from Afghanistan?" "I understand the death gate, but I can't figure it out if the death gate is sent to death."
"Your uncle, your family is from Afghanistan, are you so buried in a horse?"
Cleansing Soul tried hard to control his emotions, and continued: "Sending death to the door of death is to send others to death, and they have no other means, they will only do this, the only difference between them and the door of life is that although the people in the door of life are not prosperous, but the people in the door of life live for a long time, and the door of death is different. Qimen Dunjia and other means harm people's lives, so they will inevitably be punished by God because they snoop too much on the heavens, so there are very few people who live in the mourning door with more than 100 lives, and the old lady you just saw is estimated to be thirty years old at most, and there are definitely not many days left. ”
"You say the point, there's a fight going on outside, you want to talk about history and talk about it when you have nothing to do. ”
"In fact, this mourning door is nothing more than a few means to deal with people, a poison technique, an illusion technique, you are originally a physique that is invulnerable to all poisons, so there is basically no need to consider poison on this side. ”
"Isn't that all that's left for illusion?"
"That's right. ”
"What's going on?"
"Are you stupid, are you stupid? Have you experienced less illusion since you became a dead ghost? Heart wall, heart demon, which one is not?"
Grass, of course Lao Tzu knows this, but those didn't fix Lao Tzu on the ground and didn't let him move, this horse-stepping, like Medusa, look at Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will be petrified.
"Illusion is all a kind of thing, you can't use your brain more when you step on a horse? Every day you look for these rotten things to annoy Lao Tzu, do you think Lao Tzu is Li Shuangjiang or Li Gang? Wipe your ass every day, Lao Tzu is so old, you can't toss me for a few days?"
Your uncle, don't think that Lao Tzu can't hear it, you are turning a corner to be Lao Tzu's father.
In short, although the soul cleansing scolded me, it still taught me the basic principles of breaking illusions, and sometimes, the most basic things are often the most fundamental and effective things.
And the way to deal with illusion is simple and outrageous, don't think about it and it's over, to put it bluntly, it's self-hypnosis, the opponent hypnotizes you, making you think you don't move, and then you hypnotize yourself, treat the opponent as a stupid, forced, if you say it is easier to understand, that is: meaning, lewdness!
So, I started to and lewd at my crotch.
Riding a horse, this is definitely the most disgusting thing Lao Tzu has ever done in his life.
It's a pity that although I continue to work hard to be lustful, my body has not seen any changes. At this time, the war in the outside world finally broke out, but I, as the highest combat power of the squad, stepped on my horse and pouted there without moving.
The war was going on, and I could hear the sounds coming from the battlefield, and I could also feel the momentum rising suddenly, so I was even more anxious, because I felt the monstrous momentum on the soul clan's side, which was constantly squeezing our living space.
Your uncle!
I scolded fiercely and continued to work hard to be lustful.
It's a pity that sometimes, it's not a good thing to work too hard, the more you care, the more you can't extricate yourself, just like falling in love, the more you lick, the more cheap you are, don't people say it, licking the dog will die.
It's just that I can't settle my emotions at all now, like a licking dog alive.
So, my spiritual consciousness was dragged back to the altar again.
The soul cleanser didn't speak, the light on his hand flashed, and with a touch in front of me, an image had appeared in front of me.
I saw that in the picture, a man and a woman were fighting, sweating profusely, disheveled, and screaming again and again, it was really painful and happy.
You uncle! Lao Tzu is busy with business, what are you doing with Lao Tzu in to see this thing? Lao Tzu is a serious person! Moreover, this is definitely pirated, you look at the picture quality, look at the thick mosaic, and besides, this heroine has never filmed this film at all, this horse stepping is definitely post-processing, or a stand-in, the mole on her ass is painted one centimeter down, and just look at the clumsy acting skills, this actress can't have such jerky acting skills......
"It's a pity that you don't want to be a director. "Cleansing looked at me with shock and adoration in his eyes.
The picture is constantly changing, and finally at the most critical moment, I saw a rapid collision and stabbing of the male protagonist, the female protagonist couldn't dodge and was directly hit, and the screams sounded instantly, which is definitely the climax of the movie, and then ...... And then...... Then Cleansing kicked me out.
I was stunned, the anger in my heart was second only to the critical moment and I left, and I wanted to rush back to the spiritual platform.
And it was at this moment that I suddenly found that I could move my horse, although my hands and feet were still numb, but some parts were indeed able to move, as for what part it was, I can't say in detail.
Then, the numbness and stiffness of the whole body began at this point and slowly subsided, although not very quickly, but it was definitely going on in earnest.
At this time, the battle finally entered a white-hot state, and both sides of the battle had begun to show damage.
Although the battlefield was chaotic and the howls were constantly ringing, I could still clearly distinguish the voice of the ape king in the chaotic screams.
Anger, boundless anger frantically tore at my nerves, there was no pain in my body, but because of that boundless anger, every part of my body seemed to be constantly cracking.
The numbness subsided a lot, and although I still couldn't move my limbs, I was at least able to move my waist now.
Just as I was about to straighten up, the voice of the soul cleansing sounded in my head.
"If you don't want to die, you'd better not move yet. ”
Soul cleansing doesn't joke at such times for no reason. I stopped my waist that was about to straighten up, but my spiritual sense rushed back to the altar.
"In fact, the most critical person in your battle is still the old woman who lost her door, as long as you kill her, you will almost win half of this war. Cleansing the soul said.
I instantly understood the meaning of soul purification, and my spiritual consciousness returned to my body, and I quietly waited for my whole body to recover. Once my state is restored, then it will also mark that I have successfully broken free from the control of the old woman who lost my door, and as the old woman who controls me, I will definitely be strongly attacked, and that time is my best chance.
But, before that, I have to take everything in its entirety, and even what I need to take may be death.
As the clock ticked by, I felt everything on the battlefield carefully, for fear of missing even the slightest thing.
Xiao Rou's screams sounded, Liu stammered screams, snoring roars, and Bai Aya's whistling.
A faint green mist rose beside me, and I knew that this was Xiaobai's poisonous skill, but unfortunately, the moment the pale green mist rose, it was a sizzling instant dissipation, replaced by a fiery red, with a scorching temperature.
An icy sword struck in my direction, and I could already clearly feel a cold killing force locking on me.
At this moment, feeling the nearer and closer murderous opportunity, I felt surprisingly no fear in my heart, perhaps because the numbness and stiffness brought to me by the old lady Medusa had not subsided. In such a time, I actually rose up with self-deprecating thoughts, as if the killing machine was not locked on to me.
The killing machine disappeared in an instant, I can't believe it, is it really not me who is locked by this killing machine?
The numbness finally faded from my whole body, and before I could lift my figure, there was a shadow as far as my eyes could see, a shadow standing straight in front of me.