"If you pull your ears again, you'll fall off, sister, spare your life......" My miserable howl sounded in the small courtyard, but I also knew in my heart that no one would pay attention to me even if I screamed to cut my throat. Of course, I also understand one thing, Sister Meng Po is not really going to screw my ears off.

"If you dare to think about it, my sister will turn your head into a pumpkin, and my sister will guarantee that it will be round. Sister Meng Po glared at me, although she looked angry, but there was still a smile on the corner of her mouth.

Okay, I won't die anyway, at most, I will be beaten. Seeing Sister Meng Po's expression, I already understood my situation.

"Sister, you can't stop my yearning for a better life, right?" I really admire my art of speaking, such a sentence of retreating as advance, like an antelope hanging horns, obviously made Sister Meng Po also happy.

After snorting coldly, Sister Meng Po took a sip of the tea bowl in front of her, then cleared her throat and continued: "In fact, whether it is an artifact or a life weapon, it has its limit after all, after all, they are all dead things, and there is a limit to what can be accommodated, so it is people who can really reach the top." ”

I know this, and I definitely have a deep understanding of it, people-oriented.

Seeing my expression of deep understanding, Sister Meng Po smiled profoundly, this smile, the frightened soul flew away, and it was absolutely no good thing.

Unfortunately, before I could ask, the things in front of me had begun to change rapidly, and when everything stopped, I was still sitting in the room, with Tsing Yi and others around me.

So, the next moment I slapped the table and shouted at the top of my voice.

A voice came out of my voice, and everyone was looking at me like a madman.

"Don't worry about Changsheng Peak for now, let's go and get those bastards of the Soul Clan first. I ended the "meeting" with a scolding, and then the gambler rushed out scolding, naturally to ask me why I didn't hurry up to Changsheng Peak to save his girlfriend. As a result, I was suffocated by a word.

"You can use your life to pick up girls, but you can't take us with you, Lao Tzu is still a virgin. ”

The gambler got back into Qin Xin's body, and everyone looked at me dumbfounded. Then the women spat and ran, and the men were all thumbs up at me, including a dog and a fox.

The plan is set, and the rest of the details are not for me to study, and Lao Tzu has no spare time.

So, the next day, under the leadership of Tsing Yi, we chose to take the initiative and finally named this action plan: Pickle Girl Project.

There is also an interlude in the middle, which is when the name of the plan is formulated. My proposal: Pickle Girl Project. Tsing Yi's proposal: rescue operation. Women's proposal: Plan forward for love. And these plans ended up chaotic in an instant after listening to the ape king's proposal, the ape king's proposal: the widow chases the sun.

I pounded the head of the king of the apes with a bang, Made, you are illiterate, you let you study every day, you just don't learn, then read the widow? And your ability to understand is thrown on those female monkeys, the day you are talking about seems to be not the same thing as the day we are talking about, is it?

In the end, I tried my best to name the plan as the "Pickle Girl Project", and finally passed it by one vote. The women were not convinced by the result, and they unanimously agreed that there was a fraudulent element in the ballot and demanded that it be re-examined.

Cut...... Do you think you're Trump? Why do you want to get used to you?

So, with my unilateral consent, the plan was finalized.

So, I touched Tsing Yi with my arm: "Hey, what are we going to do next?"

Tsing Yi almost broke his foot.

"Uncle you, I'm the boss, just formulate the policy and line, and you will deal with the rest of the trivial matters. I patted Tsing Yi on the shoulder and said earnestly.

"No need. Tsing Yi pulled my hand off my shoulder, and then pouted into the distance.

I followed Tsing Yi's gaze and saw a group of centaurs on the distant horizon, galloping in our direction.

So, as soon as I pulled the soul heart around me, I went into the grove on the side of the road, and when I saw my movements, others followed suit, Tsing Yi pulled the core and drilled into the grove, Xiao Qiyi pulled Xiaobai and drilled into the grove, and the rest of Hong Bo and Liu stammered left and right, and pulled the crescent moon into the grove.

Made, the name of this project was chosen incorrectly, it should have been called Operation Drill the Grove.

The centaurs approached quickly, there were about more than 100 people, all of them were dressed lightly, and the crotch was a tall ghost horse, and I knew by looking at the speed that even the ghost horse under the crotch was not a mortal thing, not to mention the speed, at such a speed, there was no sound at all.

The centaurs apparently didn't notice us, and they didn't notice the speed of running in our direction.

Beneath the grove was a large road, not wide, but large enough for two or three horses to gallop in parallel, and it was indeed the best place to ambush.

So, a long barrel had already protruded from the tree.

The girl of the crescent moon doesn't know why now, since she saw Barrett who changed from the shadow, she likes it very much, and the service has also changed, and she is still a battlefield service, but the color is really a headache, and the girl actually chose pink, this color, it is estimated that it can only be used when sweeping yellow, and at other times, it is simply a moving target.

But since the girl insisted, we didn't stop it, after all, the girl now has the strength to resist the demigod realm, even if she gets into trouble, she can almost calm down.

The barrel of the gun was gone, and the crescent moon began to aim with one eye closed, and licked her fingers quite professionally to measure the wind speed.

Where did you learn how to ride a horse? In this place, everyone has spiritual power, and things like wind speed are of no use in the underworld.

However, seeing that Yue'er is so dedicated, I can't refute anything, but I still reached out and pressed Yue'er's shoulder, stretched out a finger and made a silent gesture to my mouth.

The centaurs quickly passed and galloped off into the distance.

"Snorr, you follow them to see. I stretched out my leg and kicked the snorer next to me.

"Why aren't you going?" snorted and glared at me.

"Lao Tzu is a human being, how can you go? If you are discovered, you will be exposed, you are a dog, you go, even if you are discovered, learn a few dog barks and it's over, they still think that you are a vicious dog from the vicious dog ridge, and they will not be suspicious at all. ”

"The one you are riding on the horse is the vicious dog that came out of the Vicious Dog Ridge, and your whole family is the vicious dog that is scurrying out of the Vicious Dog Ridge. Have you ever seen such a clean, handsome vicious dog?" scolded, but still rushed out with a sway, and the team of people and horses followed.

I turned around, changed into a comfortable position, and looked at the Wan Lingxin beside me, alas, this horse is a stupid dog, you said you have to drill between me and Wan Lingxin, what are you going to do, delay things. I cursed in my heart, and looked at Wan Lingxin with bright eyes.

Wan Lingxin is wearing a Tang costume today, and a row of buttons slides diagonally across the chest, because we are all lying on the ground, and our full breasts are squeezing the earth, and we look more and more angry, Made, I am actually not as good as that piece of land. I pursed my lips and licked my tongue.

It seemed that she had noticed that someone was looking at her, and when she turned her head, she happened to see my eyes staring at her breasts.

So, Wan Lingxin took a deep breath, his upper body bowed slightly, and then raised his eyebrows and glanced at me.

Riding a horse, I closed my eyes and silently recited the mantra of purifying my heart, this girl is too inhuman.

The rest of the time was waiting, so everyone had nothing to do, but fortunately there was no one to talk about, until an hour later, when the shadow of a group of centaurs appeared again on the distant horizon.

The centaurs approached for a moment, and they were still the same people as before.

After a while, the purring figure appeared beside us.

"What's going on?" I asked.

"It's supposed to be a scout. Snorr said.

Scouts are what we often call spies, and their main tasks are to investigate, investigate, and liaise.

"Do you know their purpose?"

"It should be here. The purring paw dotted on the map.

The crowd was dumbfounded. Of course, we all knew there, and even before we had just passed there, there were only a few bare mountains, and there was nothing abnormal at all.

Everyone looked at Snorr, and Snorr shrugged his shoulders, the meaning was obvious, it only knew so much, and as for why these people were destined for there, it didn't know.

"Let's see?" I looked at Tsing Yi.

Tsing Yi didn't seem to hear it, his eyes were glued to the map, his brows furrowed slightly.

After a moment, Tsing Yi looked up.

"This is a Jedi. ”

The Jedi, as the name suggests, is a place that will definitely kill people.

So, almost instantly, I had already decided on the next plan, they wanted to go to the dead, let them go, let's just see the excitement.

was about to leave with everyone, but found Tsing Yi looking at him with a wry smile.

What's wrong? Your legs are numb, you can't stand up, or are you pulling your pants?

"This place, we should go. ”

What? Sick? I know it's a Jedi and still want to go, isn't this a typical death-seeking? I glared at Tsing Yi, you'd better give me a perfect reason.

"There is no smoke that can get the core of the core. ”

Go!

As a result, we are now in the midst of a Jedi.

On the top of a bare mountain, several huge rocks of strange shapes eroded by the wind were placed, and behind these rocks, Liu stammered and shook his head to investigate the situation.

"Why didn't I feel any change?" "This is a Jedi, shouldn't it be a post-apocalyptic scene like purgatory?, but the place we are in now is not at all different from the outside world, the wind is howling, the yellow sand is rolling, the bare mountains, the bare stones, except for that, the fart is gone.

"The Jedi don't have to be places, aren't you stupid?" snorted at me.

Sooner or later, Lao Tzu will sell you to Yulin, Guangxi.

"Because of the Soul Clan. Tsing Yi said.

"What do you mean?"

"The Jedi are for us, not for the place. ”

I don't understand, but in view of the mysterious nature of Feng Shui metaphysics, I decided not to discuss these issues anymore, but turned my head to look at Liu Stammer, who was still trying to investigate the situation outside, and it was fun to stretch and shrink his head, a bit like a turtle, and his head was like a ......

A moment later, a clear birdsong sounded above our heads, and then a black dot slowly magnified until it finally landed on us the size of a fist, standing proudly on the rock above our heads.

Donkeys looking for donkeys, tigers looking for tigers, shells Langqiang, treacherous crickets, snoring together every day during this time, the ghost Xuepeng actually has a little bit of a meaning that does not take Lao Tzu in his eyes.

So, I decided that after selling the purr, I must get a barbecue grill.

Ghost Blood Peng chirped a few times, then turned around, rose to the sky, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

Arrogant uncle, aren't you just able to fly? As a bird, isn't it the right thing to fly? Show off a der, you are one of those fucking stars to memorize lines? A chicken you are too beautiful can win the loud praise of many brainless fans, stupid bird, don't learn from good people.

"The Soul Clan is almost here. Snorr whispered.

Half an hour later, several teams of centaurs had already appeared around this "Jedi", the number of people was not very large, about a few thousand, but the momentum had already scared us a lot the moment they appeared.

The few people who took the lead had obviously reached the god realm, and there were dozens of people, just like me, who had reached the peak of the demigod realm, and the god realm was one step away, and the worst of the rest had already reached the ninth level of the fate realm. And looking at the posture of those who are in the Ninefold Destiny Realm, it is obvious that they are not the ones who participated in this battle, because the distance they stopped was too far, and they were already far away from the team.

Now I know what Tsing Yi means by Jedi, this horse is not a Jedi, it is a dead end.

The people and horses who got to the bottom of the mountain didn't seem to be in a hurry, but they were all preparing step by step.

A moment later, the light suddenly lit up on those people of the Ninefold Destiny Realm, and the light rose and quickly gathered in the air, enveloping the entire area.

The light slowly stabilized, and a shroud of light appeared above our heads, tightly enveloping the place.

I watched their movements with a puzzled expression, and then I saw a soul clan who had reached the divine realm slowly rise, and only slowly stopped when it reached a height parallel to us.

"Arbitrary, come out and talk?"

At this moment, I understood what they were doing these things for, Nima, and they made such a cover with these soul clan goods, so as not to let us escape.

Now that people have named names, there is no point in me hiding any longer.

So, with a wry smile, I got out from behind the boulder.

"Hi. I waved at the Soul Clan in front of me, looking like two acquaintances.

In fact, it should indeed be regarded as an acquaintance, after all, the soul clan and I have been "friends" for many years.

"Don't want to know how we knew you were here?"

Lao Tzu doesn't want to know. I rolled my eyes and glanced at Tsing Yi beside me. Made, if it weren't for the brothers of so many years, and what you said before, Lao Tzu would definitely suspect that you were an undercover agent of the Soul Clan faction by Lao Tzu's side now.

"Tell me about it. "You're not in a hurry, then I'll just see what moths you have.

So, while chatting with this soul clan without a match, I squinted my eyes and looked around, there are not many people in the soul clan, but all of them are elites, compared to the two, I don't even know how many chances we have to win.

The Soul Clan had apparently seen my attitude, but they had no intention of stopping me, and it was clear that they were completely certain that they would keep us here.

"In fact, it is not only the fate gate that knows how to count Zhou Tian, Qimen Dunjia, and the five elements gossip. "The Soul Clan said with confidence, with a playful smile on his face, and looking at us with an expression like he was looking at a group of dead people.

"And the mourning gate. The soul clan's voice raised slightly, and after finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand and pointed behind him.

A man in black clothes and black hat slowly walked out of the ranks of the soul clan, and after taking a few steps forward, he slowly reached out and took off the hood on his head.

I don't know how to describe the face I'm seeing.

It was an old man, and it looked like it should be an old woman, the folds on the woman's face were like tree bark, stacked on top of each other, and black-brown age spots the size of mung beans crawled all over the old man's face, and then extended all the way down his neck. Because of the emaciation, the old man's face sags very severely, and the skin has passed over the jaw and hangs down on both sides, looking like an older golden retriever. The old man's eyes were gray, and he couldn't see any eyeballs at all, as if two lifeless stones were stuffed in his eye sockets, his eyebrows were as sparse as his hair, and only a few strands of gray hair remained, and with the mountain wind constantly drifting, under the gray sky of the underworld, the brown scalp looked much older.

In short, the old man in front of me looked like a dying person no matter how I looked at it, and even on her, I didn't feel the slightest bit angry, as if I was standing in front of a dry corpse.

I frowned and looked at the old man, but it was such a dying old man who made me feel a little dangerous, as if I was being targeted by a poisonous snake in the dark.

"Watch her eyes!" As I was looking at the old man, Tsing Yi's voice suddenly sounded in my head.

It's a pity that people have curiosity, and if you use it well, you may come out with a genius, and if you don't use it well, you may confess yourself, and I am obviously not a genius, so I stepped into it.