"Gross, I can't stand it!"

Zhang Hanhai's face was full of bitterness, and his face turned blue, as if he ......

Liver!

That's right, it's pork liver, Zhang Hanhai feels bad at the moment.

So, like a frightened rabbit, he ran out of the hut like crazy, looking around for water.

This is what it looks like......

is the same as being a thief, coupled with the all-time, dispensable, looming, but absolutely existent sense of obscenity, it is really a slut's love, flowers and flowers, and the special physique of an egg flying inexplicably on the street is rare in the world.

After his diligent search, he finally came to a small river......

Well, the river is right on his doorstep......

But......

Why is there a river? Isn't this a city? If it's a moat, then ......

It shouldn't be here!

In short, the author of all evils has planted a river here, who can blame......

"Plop!"

"Click!"

"Ahh

A cracking sound sounded, followed by a scream that was extremely painful and sad.

"I ...... Why is that...... There's a stone!" Zhang Hanhai twisted his face and stood in the middle of the river, trembling his legs and covering a ......

Forehead...... Ahem, I understand it without saying it.

Seemingly...... It seems like...... Possible......

Gone?

"Oh my brother......! I'm not alive, my brother is gone, don't ......."

There is a poignant howl in his mouth, which makes people unbearable to listen to.

"How am I ...... What bad luck you have!"

Zhang Hanhai knelt on the ground, his heart was in pain, and he was vividly and vividly shown in his life......

But then again......

What he said...... It seems to make sense......

Others crossed, all kinds of counterattacks, monster killing upgrades, jungler explosions, all of them soared, and he ......

It's okay to cross into a waste, and it's okay to be under the status, after all, there are quite a few traversers like him, but ......

Why is even the system a pit? If you don't know anything, you will be deprived, and you will pick and choose, not the key characters of each novel! This is also endured, what the hell is the newbie gift package! A cure, a pill, gone! What inheritance, you just call it a profile, the most important thing is ......

I haven't even started my cultivation and sister, pretending to be B and slapping my face, my special brother is gone......

Protagonist: "Author, come out, my peasants have revolted!"

Author: "Revolt? Hmm? It's so troublesome, let's get rid of it!"

Protagonist: "I was wrong"

Author: "Well, I'll be merciful and forgive you"

"What to do...... My purple core, woo woo woo?? ......" Zhang Hanhai kept sobbing, checking his brother from time to time and found that ......

Sure enough, it's broken......

So he cried even harder......

Crying is also graded:

Crying in the first degree: bodily injury

Second-degree crying: grievances and dissatisfaction

Tertiary crying: sadness and depression

With the current degree of Zhang Hanhai's sadness, it should be: 1+3=4......

That's where our great system comes in!!

"Don't panic, host, even if the whole world discriminates against you, the system will not discriminate against you!"

Look, what a touching and enviable love you say!

Thereupon......

"Wow, wow, wow, wow......"

Congratulations to the host for successfully upgrading from level 4 to level 6......

Doesn't this cheating system know that it can't hit others at this time?

Poor system host......

"Host, actually, ......"

"What!"

Zhang Hanhai immediately faced the system, waiting for the system's words with a serious face, although he didn't believe in this unreliable system, but it was ......

Also the system is not......

"Actually, the host your ** can still be recovered"

"**, why ...... harmoniously"

"Because it's indecent"

"Damn!"

That's right, our protagonist has misplaced his attention again......

"Wait! You just said that you can recover?" Zhang Hanhai, who reacted, suddenly remembered what the system had just said, and at that moment, his breathing became short......

That expression, as if the system doesn't say a word, it will definitely go desperate......

"Host, you finally remembered, the system just said that your ??can be recovered"

How......

It's become ??......????

However, it doesn't matter, what matters is that our protagonist finally has the hope of living!

"Quick, tell me how to recover!" Zhang Hanhai was short of breath and his eyes were red, like a hungry wolf staring at a piece of bone...... The leg of mutton is average (whew, almost a joke...... It's good that I'm witty (?ò?ó?))

Don't forget, though, to never get your hopes up too much for an unreliable system because you're ......

Can't afford it......

"I'm sorry, the host has insufficient permissions, and the system can't answer!"

"Oh my god!"

Zhang Hanhai went berserk, he couldn't stand this system of pit dad pit mom pit whole family, pit sister pit brother pit host, deprivation of all worlds?

"The host insults the system many times, and the system punishes it!"

The cold electronic sound replayed in Zhang Hanhai's mind......

"Damn, the system is paralyzed!"

"Boom, boom!"

A thundercloud appeared above Zhang Hanhai's head, and golden lightning spewed out from it that exuded great power!

Merely......

This thundercloud looks like ......

It's a little smaller, isn't it......

Zhang Hanhai was speechless and looked at the small thundercloud in front of him, which was only one centimeter long, which ...... This system ...... I'm drunk too......

Functionally unreliable systems......

Introduce unreliable systems......

Reward unreliable systems......

Even the punishment is so unreliable!

(*￣m￣)！

You give me the system, although this is a punishment, but you have to be a more reliable one! You can't do anything, what kind of system do you have!

The system did not reply, but Lei Yun seemed to feel Zhang Hanhai's provocation, and angrily hit the top of Zhang Hanhai's head, and then ......

Nothing happened......

This is a thundercloud of thunder tribulation! What kind of trouble is this damage going on! Don't play like this!

"Ding, congratulations to the host for the first time without injury to the Thundercloud Tribulation, reward the designated treatment once, and repair the true two modifiers one"

The long-lost system prompt sounds!

But...... I think I've just heard it......

But it doesn't matter either, it's the ......

Designated treatment!

"Yes, my brother is saved! The system uses designated treatments, and I want to cure my brother!"

That's right, once again, our protagonist has overlooked something important......

"Ding, the specified treatment was used successfully. ”

At the same time, a strong green light erupted from the place, and it felt ......

It's awkward......

After all, for no reason, it emits a bright light, or the kind that flashes the eyes of a titanium alloy dog......

But at this time, Zhang Hanhai didn't care about the green light at all, because he felt that his brother was fine again!

Soon, the green light disappeared, Zhang Hanhai hurriedly flipped through and looked at it, carefully checked it again and again, and finally breathed a sigh of relief!

You're back, brother!

Zhang Hanhai patted his chest and said excitedly: "Brother, I can't live without you!

Well, the obscene Zhang Hanhai has completely regarded the pure girl Zixin as his forbidden belly......

Zhang Hanhai, who ignored the smell all over his body because of his brother's damage, at the moment of relaxation, a violent and disgusting terrifying smell poured into his nose and mouth.

"No, let's take a shower first!"

Resisting the urge to vomit, Zhang Hanhai threw himself into the river again, this time he was not so reckless, he first observed it carefully, and found that there were no stones before he pounced into it with satisfaction.

But......

I just want to ask silently......

Why didn't he walk in......

No one has answered this question, if it is said by the system: "There is something wrong with the host IQ ......"

In the words of passer-by A: "This man is simply sick"

It's different for brain-dead patients: "I'll go, the posture of the flutter is so handsome!"

Sure enough, different groups of people have different worldviews, which shows that our protagonists ......

It seems to be the third ......