"Knock Knock"

"Hmm, what a sound, there won't be a ghost in the slot!" Zhang Hanhai heard a knock on the door, and immediately sat up straight in vigilance, and his eyes meowed the wooden door of the wooden house from time to time.

System: "......"

Stalling this kind of host with no lower IQ is really bad for his eight lifetimes.

"Who!" Zhang Hanhai pretended to be heroic and upright, and shouted in a domineering manner.

Maintain world peace and leave the task of slaying demons and demons to me!

"Brother Hanhai, it's me, Zixin. ”

"Huh?"

Listening to the voice of a girl who was obviously a girl outside the door, and it was definitely a big beauty, Zhang Hanhai was stunned for a moment, sorted out his memory, and remembered that this girl named Zixin was the childhood sweetheart of the original owner of this unlucky body, and ......

It doesn't seem to be bad...

"Hehe, whatever, it's all my Zhang Hanhai's anyway, eh...... This product seems to be called Zhang Hanhai ......"

"Brother Hanhai, I'm in. ”

Before Zhang Hanhai could answer, he saw that the wooden door was slowly pushed open by a slender jade hand, and a beautiful shadow jumped in.

Zhang Hanhai was stunned......

Zixin was also stunned......

But the reason why they were stunned was different, Zhang Hanhai was because he saw Zixin's appearance, while Zixin's was paying attention to Zhang Hanhai's injury.

"Brother Hanhai, your injury ......" Zixin looked at Zhang Hanhai who was smooth and bright in a daze, not understanding what was going on.

At this moment, Zhang Hanhai no longer has any traces of injury due to systematic treatment, which is too incredible for an ordinary person who has just broken his limbs.

Hearing Zixin's voice, Zhang Hanhai came back to his senses, wiped the saliva, and looked at Zixin's gaze like a sun, fiery and shining.

"Ahh

In the depths of the system space, a series of cute echoes, sincerely complaining about Zhang Hanhai's expression.

However, Zhang Hanhai still doesn't know all this, as for the reason......

What if you follow the way the answer is systematic...... It is:

"Insufficient host privileges to answer!"

"Uh...... Sister Zixin, I said that my injury was my own good, do you believe it?" Zhang Hanhai opened his mouth to explain, to be honest, even he didn't believe it.

"I believe it!"

"Forehead ......"

Zhang Hanhai looked at Zixin with a confused expression, how does this girl feel...... It's kind of silly...... No wonder this idiot can soak such a beautiful girl.

As if seeing Zhang Hanhai's surprise, Zixin opened his mouth to explain: "Zixin said, Brother Hanhai believes Zixin no matter what he says. ”

Sure enough, this girl is a little silly......

This explanation made Zhang Hanhai feel that there was something wrong with her IQ, I thought this girl was joking, but when she saw that serious expression......

It still seems to be true.

"That...... Purple Core Sister ......"

Zhang Hanhai wanted to say something, but he stopped talking and was incoherent.

"Hmm...... Zixin is here, what does Brother Hanhai want to say?" Zixin stepped forward and hugged one of Zhang Hanhai's arms, her chest tightly attached to her arm, as well-behaved as a kitten.

But......

"Damn, it's big, it's soft...... No, I can't stand the birds......"

Zhang Hanhai is so cool, how can he have received this kind of treatment, in his previous life, those women who were a little bit of a look never looked at him properly, and he didn't even hold hands with women when he grew so old, so he ......

"Poof!"

Zhang Hanhai was so cool that he fainted......

What does that look like......

It's really obscene, how obscene, and there is still a trace of blood flowing from his nose, this pig brother is simply ......

Alas!

"Ah, Brother Hanhai, what's wrong with you! Don't scare Zixin!"

Zixin kept shaking Zhang Hanhai's body, and he couldn't find the north in a hurry.

"What should I do! Brother Hanhai seems to have fainted, by the way! I seem to have read it in a book, emergency measures after passing out! But it seems to be ......"

In a hurry, Zixin suddenly remembered the content of a book, emergency measures after passing out, artificial respiration!

Thinking of this, Zixinqiao's face flushed, and then she said firmly: "Brother Hanhai is because I fainted, I must save him, if Brother Hanhai dies, I will definitely die of sadness, I will definitely die......"

Well, this stupid chick...... I thought about dying......

Zhang Hanhai lying in the corpse: "I just fainted! How could I die!"

After a series of ideological struggles, he finally made up his mind, and kissed Zhang Hanhai's lips seriously with a generous expression.

"Hmmmm~Hmm~Hmm~"

This cry made a passer-by red-faced, so the passer-by left the place with a pilgrimage mentality......

That's right, this cry that makes the blood of the beast boil is the one that comes from the purple core......

In fact......

At the moment when Zixin kissed it, Zhang Hanhai had already woken up, and at that time he only felt a cool and sweet thing printed on his lips, and immediately understood what it was, so he ......

He brazenly hugged him......

After a long time, his lips and tongues parted, and before Zhang Hanhai could say a word, he saw that the purple core beside him had already snatched the door out.

He sighed softly, then ......

I licked my lips very obscenely.,And the aftertaste of the bar chirped.。。。

System: "Sure enough, I found a fake host......"

This host is too obscene, isn't it? Did I have a brain pump at the time? How did I get his ......

Sure enough, I've been moldy for eight lifetimes...... But...... I seem to have only this life......

"Hmm...... The system is not there. ”

Zhang Hanhai reminisced about it again, and then thought of an important thing.

"The system is always at the service of the host"

"Okay, I want to use the Cleansing Pill"

"The items in the system space can be removed by mind. ”

"Thoughts?" Zhang Hanhai was a little puzzled, and with his IQ, he didn't quite understand......

"I just thought to myself!"

"Damn, this system still has a temper!" Zhang Hanhai couldn't help but roll his eyes, and at the same time meditated in his heart:

"Cleansing the Myelin Pill!"

As a result, a white pill with a strong medicinal fragrance appeared in Zhang Hanhai's hand without warning.

Zhang Hanhai swallowed the pill without the slightest hesitation, and just swallowed the pill when he heard a system prompt:

"Dumb Host"

"Uh...... System, why are you scolding me!"

But as soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Hanhai felt that his body was hot, and he understood that this was the role of the Cleansing Pill.

But......

"Damn, why is it still getting hot!"

At the beginning, the temperature in his body was not very high, Zhang Hanhai did not feel any discomfort, and was even very comfortable, but at this moment he was in a particularly confused state, and the temperature was still rising!

All in all, the overall feeling is ......

I'm dying! I'm burning! I'm going to explode!

Zhang Hanhai felt as if his blood was boiling, and the pain was unbearable......

Life...... There is nothing to love in life......

Alive...... It's so painful!π_π

After dozens of minutes of painful suffering, Zhang Hanhai was finally relieved from the dire situation.

"Damn, this is really not done by people...... Zhang Hanhai complained casually, remembering what the system said dozens of minutes ago, "The system ......"

"Host, please"

"I seem to understand what you're saying now......"

"It's good that you understand"

“......”

System, you come out, do you have such a derogatory host? Anyway, I'm also your host!! believe it or not, I'm hitting the wall every minute!

"You bump it"

"System you ......"

As for Zhang Hanhai's character, his system is very clear, and he doesn't believe that this host, who is more afraid of death than anyone else and more shameless than anyone else, will commit suicide by hitting the wall.

"You're ruthless"

"Sure enough......"

"Sure what?"

Zhang Hanhai is now confused, this system ...... It can't be wise, how could it be so humane......

"You don't dare"

This sentence of the system instantly made Zhang Hanhai vomit three liters of blood, he didn't have any hope for this system at all, he was here to trap people.

"Hmm, what smell, why is it so stinky?" Zhang Hanhai suddenly smelled a pungent stench, and then habitually sniffed himself first......

"Damn, I stink to death!"