Jay Chou hadn't finished singing, and the audience erupted in laughter.

What's more, some people pretend to be singing children's songs from Jay Chou.

At this time, Kunkun in the boudoir stared at Deng Ziqi dissatisfied.

"What's the matter? I feel distressed? I didn't hear how well he sang! It's a pity that I can't help him. I had planned to dig up a sum of money from him, but it was difficult to look like this. I'll have to go and talk to my sisters about getting some silver. ”

After Deng Ziqi finished speaking, he immediately went to find someone to conspire.

Kunkun couldn't help but shake his head when he saw his best friend like this.

At this time, on the stage, the little girl continued to sing:

I said a two,

You say a two,

What blooms like fungus?

Jay Chou has adapted to the current environment and immediately took over the singing:

This flower can't hide it from me, oh a child,

The impatiens bloom like fungus, yay, yay.

Seeing that Jay Chou had answered correctly twice, the melon seed face accompanying the stage taught in the little girl's ear:

I said a three,

You say a three,

What blooms red mountains?

Jay Chou has already paid attention to the other party's dynamics, but he is not afraid, this time there is no difficulty in the song at all, the person who came up with the question did not work the song, but wanted to beat himself in children's singing.

But when they sang back in their children's voices, they bet that they were going to lose.

This flower can't hide it from me, oh a child,

Camellia blossoms are red all over the mountain, yay, yes.

The little girl didn't have any ideas, she just knew how to sing to her heart's content:

I said a four,

You say a four,

What blooms all over the body?

Jay Chou gave a thumbs up to the little girls and praised them for singing well: This flower can't hide it from me, oh a child,

The roses are full of thorns, and they are all over their bodies

............

Kunkun's eldest brother saw that he couldn't help Jay Chou, so he stood on the stage.

"After discussion, it was decided to stop the competition between the east and west stations. We have given a new title, which is that the groom must complete the duet on his own. ”

"! can you complete the duet song by yourself?" Lu Han made a fuss.

"I can't, because I'm not a two-person talent. If Zhou Jielun can't do it, he will admit defeat as soon as possible and hand over 20,000 silver. Kunkun's eldest brother looks like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.

"Isn't it 10,000 taels of silver per pass?"

"The price has gone up!"

"I'll make your face swell too. Lu Han was angry and rushed to the accompanying stage.

Brother Kunkun immediately ran into the backyard, he didn't dare to mess with the people of the four major families.

Beat them, it was for nothing, no one gave him a head.

Kunkun's eldest brother ran away, but Zhou Jielun still had to do what he wanted.

"Wait a minute. ”

Jay Chou immediately ran into a room next to him.

In less than a quarter of an hour, Jay Chou walked out of the house.

When everyone looked at Jay Chou, they couldn't help but laugh.

Because Jay Chou painted himself with a yin and yang face.

The left half of his face is still Jay Chou's original face, but the right half of his face has changed.

How to look a bit like a woman's face, mainly eyebrows and eyeliner, which is obvious at a glance.

Jay Chou ignored the crowd and came to the stage.

First of all, Jay Chou turned sideways, facing the stage and the audience with his left face, hiding his right face.

Then, Jay Chou sang in his own voice:

Drink your tea and ask you a word,

That mom and dad of yours isn't at home

After singing, Jay Chou turned his body sideways again, facing his right face to the stage and the audience.

Hide the left side of your face.

When the audience saw Jay Chou like this, they couldn't help screaming: "Woman's face." ”

But Jay Chou ignored the consternation of the crowd and sang in a falsetto imitation female voice:

You drink tea, you drink tea, so come to this talk,

My mom and dad (thi) are eighty-eight

"Fuck me!"

The audience in the audience was amazed, what is going on?

Is there really such a method of performance in the world?

So, Jay Chou showed his left side of his face for a while, and his right face for a while.

One moment the male voice is strong, and the other female voice is coquettish.

The spirits of the crowd were sung to the fullest.

M: Drink your two sips of tea and ask you two words,

That sister-in-law of yours is not at home

Pretend girl: If you drink tea, you will drink tea, so come to talk so much,

My brother and sister-in-law (thi) have split up

M: Drink your three sips of tea and ask you three words,

That older sister of yours (Thia) is not at home

Pretend girl: If you drink tea, you will drink tea, so come to talk so much,

That older sister of mine (Thi) is married

M: Drink your four sips of tea and ask you four words,

That sister of yours (Thia) is not at home

Pretend girl: If you drink tea, you will drink tea, so come to talk so much,

My sister (Thia) is already in school

M: Drink your five sips of tea and ask you five words,

That younger brother of yours (Thia) is not at home

Pretend girl: If you drink tea, you will drink tea, so come to talk so much,

My younger brother (Thia) is still a milk doll

M: Drink your six sips of tea and ask you six words,

How old is this girl in front of me this year?

Pretend girl: If you drink tea, you will drink tea, so come to talk so much,

The girl in front of me (thi) is eighteen this year

Pretending to be a woman: Yo yes Yo yes Yo Yo yes,

The girl in front of me (thi) is eighteen this year (yes)