In the first round, under the strength of Jay Chou, the Chuntao sisters won a game.

Chun Tao excitedly kissed Jay Chou's face heavily.

This is the first time that she has suppressed Qiu Ju in performance in more than a dozen competitions.

Chun Tao shouted loudly: I have an inch, I am proud!

The second round, poetry.

Speaking of poetry, the culture of Qi is not high, it is in the middle of all countries, but the poetry style of Qi is very heavy, and among the five surrounding countries, Qi has the most poets.

At school, any child can come to two sentences: "The moonlight in front of the bed, Li Bai stripped naked." ”

In the countryside, any farmer can say twice: "Jump into a bed and have a good time." ”

So it's the most normal thing to compete in poetry in the flower building.

In the first game, the Qiu Ju team lost, and they lost unwillingly.

They need a victory to boost their morale!

At the same time, the score was tied so that he could get the chance to play the third game.

So they used a killer move.

The result of the draw in the second game was opened by the Qiu Ju team.

As soon as Qiu Ju came on the stage, she was imposing and recited a poem.

Red crisp hands, Huang Teng wine.

The city is full of spring palace wall willows;

The east wind is evil, and the joy is thin,

A sorrowful, a few years away,

Wrong, wrong, wrong!

Spring is as old as ever, and people are empty and thin.

Tear stains are red and silky;

Peach blossom falling, idle pond pavilion,

Although the mountain league is here, the brocade book is difficult to trust,

Mo, Mo, Mo!

"Good! good words!" the flattery of the audience rang out continuously.

This song is the most popular in Qi country, and it is used on many occasions, and it is so hot that adults and children can read it.

However, it is still a different taste to read it in this situation.

The Qiu Ju team's poem is over, and it's the turn of the Spring Peach team.

There are two original poems prepared by the Spring Peach team, one of which is the word that Qiu Ju has just recited, and the other is much worse, and it will definitely not be able to suppress Qiu Ju's words.

"What should I do?" asked Chun Tao anxiously.

Jay Chou wants to help Chun Tao win, and he must not let go of Qiu Ju.

"Leave it to me, I'll play and improvise. ”

Zhou Jielun walked on stage without hesitation.

"Fifth brother, what are you going to do with me? Is it that one inch of treasure?" Qiu Ju teased.

Grass you, grass you old horse!

Zhou Jielun scolded Qiu Ju dozens of times in his heart.

But on the surface, he still replied politely.

"No matter how good Sister Qiu Ju's words are, they are also bad read by their predecessors. ”

Qiu Ju immediately grabbed it: "So, the fifth sister wants to write a new one." ”

Zhou Jielun waved his hand and said, "No, I'll modify the words you recited first and then recite them again." ”

The crowd in the audience shouted: "Hurry up and recite, I wait until the baby is soft." ”

Zhou Jielun turned around and came to the prepared black board and wrote the first paragraph:

Red crisp hands, Huang Teng wine.

"Cut! It's still ten thousand sects that don't leave the book - copy it!"

The protests from the audience were wave after wave.

Qiu Ju cooperated with the waves under the stage, and shouted again wave after wave.

"One inch of refuel, one inch of force!"

Jay Chou gave Chun Tao, who was anxious in the audience, a comforting look and made Chun Tao believe him.

In Chun Tao's nod, Jay Chou wrote the second paragraph:

The city is full of spring and sisters.

"That's good!"

"I felt the beauty of the spring flowers. ”

"Compare our women with spring, write well!"

The east wind is warm, and the joy is thin.

With passion, it has not been weak for several years.

Fun!

The audience rang out with the overall praise.

"Go on!"

"Go on, you can't learn from Sister Jinhua, provoke men's interest, and have another desire to indulge!"

"Death, I didn't feed you once!"

Jay Chou smiled, picked up the chalk and continued to write.

Red crisp hands, yellow silk wine,

The city is full of spring and sisters.

The east wind is warm, and the joy is thin.

With passion, it has not been weak for several years.

Fun!

Spring is as old as ever, people are thin,

The red lips kissed all over the shark tent.

Leaning on the red platform, relying on the green pavilion.

The mountain league is also there, a good night,

Touch, touch, touch!

After a few seconds of silence in the audience, a burst of shouts erupted:

"Touch!"

"Touch!"

"Touch!"

In the shouts of the perverts, there are screams of the sisters.

The poetry contest is divided into two poems.

But Qiu Ju had lost her fighting spirit and had to turn to the audience for help.

"Which son can defeat the fifth sister in the next song, I will accompany him for one night for free. ”

Qiu Ju's recruitment announcement immediately attracted the madness of a group of men.

In the end, Zhang Ye, who had been a jinshi and first, won and got this opportunity.

Zhang Ye, a hermit teacher, has outstanding literary talents, and is known as a leader in poetry among the younger generation.

Sure enough, Zhang Ye, who was determined to win, came up with a boutique as soon as he came up.

The mountain is not high, and there is a fairy name.

The water is not deep, and if there is a dragon, it will be spiritual.

Si is a burrow, but Wu Dexin.

The moss marks are green, and the grass is green.

There is a lot of talk and laughter, and there is no white ding.

You can tune the piano and read the Golden Sutra.

There is no silk and bamboo, and there is no case.

Nanyang Zhuge Lu, West Shuzi Cloud Pavilion.

Confucius: What's ugly?

"It's really worthy of being a talented Jinshi, thank you!" Qiu Ju thanked in surprise.

And Zhang Ye looked at Jay Chou, waiting for his response.

"Fight! ”

"The treasure below can shrink, but the head above cannot shrink. ”

"Sister, let me inform you, if you shrink again, you will really be the fifth sister!"

The audience continued to cheer.

Jay Chou came to the stage, "Who said I was going to shrink? Even if all the men in the audience have shrunk into sisters, I still insist on not flinching an inch." ”

After speaking, Jay Chou still wrote a battle poem on the black board.

People are not handsome, as long as they are rich.

The ambition is not great, but the power is the spirit.

Si is a prosperous age, but I am clean.

He wears a cuckold head and digs into the corners of the wall with his hands.

There are singers and girls who talk and laugh, and there is no right way to go back and forth.

You can tune the piano and watch the beautiful girl.

There is no chaotic ear of chrysanthemum, and there is no labor shape of big stone.

Qi Guo's capital is martial, and Shenfeng Haitang is smoked.

Champion Yuanyun: What a wine can be drunk!

Compared with Jinshi's poems, Jay Chou's works are more appropriate to the immediate environment.

Moreover, he wrote "Qi Kingdom Capital" and "Shenfeng Continent" in the lyrics.

So in this round of the game, the Chun Tao team won again.

2-0, a steady win!

Jin Shi admired Jay Chou's talent and called him a genius.

Now, Jay Chou doesn't want others to call him a genius.

Because genius is another name for "two".

But he found that the title could not be shaken off like an inch below.

After winning two games in a row, the third game has no point in comparing.

Spring Peach won the Oiran, and her wish came true.

And Zhou Jielun pulled his brothers and hurriedly escaped from the "Red and Green Courtyard".

That Chun Tao is already crazy, and Jay Chou's face has been covered with more than a dozen seals.

If you don't leave, the spring peach will eat people.

Jay Chou is not worried about being eaten.

That inch of treasure can only be dangled in their mouths, and they can't eat it.

He was worried about his two elder brothers, who were the ones who had the capital.

The water depth of Peach Blossom Lake is thousands of feet, and you are advised not to drink water.