The song "Three Alleys of Plum Blossoms" earned everyone's tears.

In that invisible, everyone was stupid.

Many people stood motionless and learned to sing:

Ask what the world is like

Only teach people to promise life and death

"Divine Comedy!" shouted somebody.

"Divine Comedy!" Immediately, inside and outside the Kun Mansion, there were shouts everywhere.

Originally, Jay Chou took turns to pick up the bride, which attracted a lot of audiences.

The couplet of the first level has made many literati and artists famous.

Especially knowing that the Kun family set up nine levels to block the new son-in-law.

It also made tens of thousands of people gather outside the door of the Kun family.

At the second level, there is a special informant to inform the outside world of the situation of the clearance.

Dozens of chess moves, presented on the huge chessboard outside the door, surprised the chess fans.

Especially the third level, the attention was suddenly expanded to the extreme.

For the sound of the harp could not be stopped, and it drifted into the ears of the people.

When Jay Chou finished singing, everyone went crazy.

Crying, laughing, shouting, screaming......

And at this time, Kunkun's eldest brother stood up:

"The third level has passed, but you must leave the lyrics of the "Plum Blossom Three Alleys" as a gift to enter the fourth level. ”

"! you're a robbery. Lu Han shouted.

Kunkun's eldest brother tilted his head and said, "That's right! But there is no prize." I'm a robbery, and a roadblock. What can you do with me?"

"You!" Lu Han wanted to rush out and beat Kunkun's eldest brother once.

But thinking of the happiness of the second brother, I had to endure it.

Jay Chou couldn't help this uncle, so he had to take a pen and paper and write down the score.

"The most important thing is the lyrics!"

What a greedy uncle.

After getting the score, Kunkun's eldest brother announced with satisfaction: "Enter the fourth level." ”

The fourth level is unexpected, it is a guess.

This time, the Kun family used crowd tactics.

As soon as it came out, the momentum was huge, and six people lined up in a row.

I saw that among the people in the line, a person stepped forward.

The man bared his yellow teeth and said:

"There's a cow with its head facing north, and it turns to the right three times, and then it turns back three times, and then it turns right again, and where does its tail go?"

Everyone inside and outside the house was speculating about where the last tail of the cow was heading.

Some people even follow the example of a cow, turning right three times, then three times, and then turning right.

As a result, he was dizzy.

Everyone looked at Jay Chou and waited for Jay Chou to answer.

And Jay Chou's answer was very simple: "Towards the ground." ”

The questioner nodded: "That's right!"

That's when everyone came to their senses, yes, no matter how they turned, the tail of the ox was pointing towards the ground.

The first person goes on to ask the question:

"There's a bunch of chickens scurrying around in the vegetable patch, may I ask, whose chickens are they?"

The people below replied instead of Zhou Jielun: "Zhang San's." ”

"Li Si's. ”

"Wang Wu's. ”

Zhou Jielun raised his hand and shouted to stop, and everyone stopped.

"Mother chicken's. Zhou Jielun replied.

Everyone was stunned, and then reacted, the chick must be the mother chicken.

The first person didn't stump Jay Chou, he retreated to the side yard.

Of the remaining seven-man team, one more person stepped forward.

"On the two-meter-long track, seven-inch-long red crabs and five-inch-long black crabs are racing, may I ask, who will reach the finish line first?"

At this time, everyone said in unison: "It must be the seven-inch-long red crab that arrives at the finish line first." Because it climbs twice, the black crab climbs three times. ”

However, Jay Chou's answer was unexpected.

"The black crab goes to the finish line first. ”

The questioner asked, "Why?"

Zhou Jielun said with a smile: "Because the red crab is cooked." ”

"Oh!" the crowd understood.

Let me ask you another question: Why doesn't a puppy get lice if he doesn't bathe a lot?"

"Who says puppies don't have lice? A spectator shouted.

At this time, the person next to him immediately stayed away from him: "You are so diligent, your puppy has lice, then you must have lice on your body." ”

Zhou Jielun thought for a while and said: "Dogs will only give birth to puppies, dogs, and lice." ”

The questioner immediately saluted Zhou Jie, and then retreated to the side courtyard.

Jay Chou won one more person.

The third person came up with the question: "There was a hunter who went hunting in the forest, he only brought 3 throwing knives with him, he firmly believed that nothing in the world could withstand his 3 throwing knives and not die, he walked and met an orangutan who could eat people, the orangutan beat his chest and approached him, he threw the first throwing knife, but was caught by the orangutan with his left hand; He threw a second throwing knife, but was caught by the orangutan's right hand; Finally he threw the last throwing knife; The last throwing knife was actually caught in the mouth of the hateful beast, and the brave hunter was desperate; The abominable orangutan screamed and roared triumphantly; The ending is that --- orangutan died. Why?"

Everyone didn't rush to answer this time, but looked at Jay Chou.

"The orangutan committed suicide. ”

"Why? Why did it kill itself when it won?"

Jay Chou explained: "The first and second throwing knives were caught by the orangutan. When the orangutan screamed and roared triumphantly, he would beat his chest with both hands, so the two throwing knives he grabbed in his hand smashed into the heart of the orangutan. So it committed suicide. ”

The third person sighed: "You are a genius, you have won." ”

After saying that, he retreated into the side courtyard.

Jay Chou won three in a row, and when he was stunned, the remaining four people were nervous.

The fourth questioner stepped forward and asked, "What would you do if you had a pair of wings?"

Now the audience began to answer questions on behalf of Zhou Jielun again: "Fly to the sky and take a spin." ”

However, Jay Chou disappointed them again: "I will go to the doctor immediately." ”

The fourth questioner was unwilling to admit defeat, and asked again: "Where do the pimples grow, are you less worried?"

Zhou Jielun pointed at the other party and said, "It's on your face, I'm not worried." ”

"Hahahaha!" Everyone inside and outside the house couldn't help but laugh.

This laughter actually made everyone in the capital look at Kunfu.

The man angrily retreated into the side courtyard, cursing as he retreated.

But everyone was laughing, and no one could hear what he was scolding.

It was the turn of the fifth. His title was: "How many corns can a monkey break for every three counts, and how many corns can a monkey break for fifteen counts in an orchard?"

"Not a single one. ”

"Why?"

"You are stupid! how can there be corn in the orchard?" Zhou Jie replied.

Angry, the fifth questioner flicked his sleeves and ran into the side yard.

The sixth questioner, Zhou Jielun, knew Huang University, who often went to the palace of the backer and had a close relationship with the Zhou family.

"Grandpa Huang, please ask the question. Zhou Jielun clasped his fists and saluted.

"Okay, I'm in trouble. There was an old man who sold pigs, and he drove a group of pigs to the market to sell, and the first person bought half and half of the whole group of pigs, and the second person bought the remaining half and half of the pigs, and another person bought the remaining half and half of the pigs, and at this time the group of pigs was just sold out, how many pigs did this old man sell?"

It's a number puzzle that makes everyone count on their fingers.

This time, Jay Chou did not let the audience rush to answer, but quickly answered: "The old man sold a total of 7 pigs." ”

Scholar Huang stretched out his thumb to Zhou Jielun, and then retreated to the side courtyard.

The last person stepped forward: "Zhou Gongzi is both civil and military, and he is very respectful." But by the affairs of people, loyal to the trust. I'm still going to fight. ”

Zhou Jielun nodded: "Please ask the question." ”

The sixth questioner stretched out three fingers: "Three Jin are called Xin, three Shui are called Miao, and three people are called Zhong, so what should the three ghosts be called?"

What are the names of the three ghosts? You ask me, I ask him, I don't know.

This is obviously a difficult problem.

Jay Chou thought for a while and said, "Call for help!"

"Hahahaha!" another burst of laughter flew into the sky.

The sixth questioner blushed and prepared to retreat.

But Zhou Jielun stopped him: "Come and don't be rude, you can also take my question." ”

The sixth questioner had no choice but to retreat, so he had to answer: "Please ask the question." ”

Zhou Jiebi asked: "A person fell into the river, dived a few times, struggled a few times, it climbed up from the river, its clothes were all wet, but its hair was not wet, why?"

"Because his head is always on the water. The sixth questioner answered.

Jay Chou shook his head: "I once said in my title that he dived a few times, indicating that his head sank into the water several times." It's not that the head is always on the water. ”

The sixth questioner thought for a long time, but he couldn't answer, and said with a red face: "I admit defeat!

Zhou Jielun pointed to the sixth questioner and said, "Because he is a bald head like you." ”