Chapter 40: Pretending to be in Progress (2)
Buyi said impatiently: Listen, Shanglian is "blessed as the East China Sea, the sea is wide, the old man, the life expectancy, abundant food and clothing, the food is delicious, ranking in the third Taiwan, Taiwan enjoys glory and wealth, the distinguished guests should have come a long time ago, it is a matter of course!"
Buyi smiled and said arrogantly: Haha, boy, you are right, everyone present can be together!
Everyone present thought that it was not neat at all.
Everyone looked at the dragon evil, hoping that this brother could come up with it, didn't he see that brother laughing so arrogantly?
The dragon demon thought for a moment and then said:
Xialian: Shoubi Nanshan, the mountain is not old, the boss, the human face and beast heart, the heart is not good, a good turtle mongrel, will die after all, there is no place to bury the dead, the foundation has not been beaten, the regret comes, the regret is too late.
After listening to it, the people around me felt really happy, and they were neat and tidy, and they scolded back.
Zhao Liang walked up to Long Xie and said with a smile: Brother Long, I didn't expect you to be so powerful, haha, that's right, it's so good, someone will jump into the sea for me now!
Wei Yizong saw Zhao Liang and Wang Hu and asked suspiciously: You two are actually right, amazing.
Wang Hu said embarrassedly: It was Miss Qingwen who left us, and it would not be good to know that I was the Wang and Zhao families, that's it, it's embarrassing to say, Brother Wei, don't ask!
Long Xie smiled and nodded to the two, then turned to Buyi and said: Do you jump by yourself or let me send you down.
Buyi was unconvinced: I will jump when I jump, but I still want to move back, if you can still win me in the next pair, I am jumping.
Dragon Evil Dao: This is not good, you don't lose at all, I lose a lot, or if you lose, strip naked and walk around in front of everyone, and I will continue to jump, otherwise I will jump now. On the contrary, if I lose, we will be even, and you don't have to dive, what do you say.
Everyone shouted happily: Yes, promise him, promise him, we agree with Brother Long's gambling method.
Buyi looked at the people around him and none of them stood on his side, depressed and hated the dragon evil at the same time, if it wasn't for him standing up, now I am so beautiful, the more I think about it, the more unwilling I become, gritted his teeth and said: I agree, I will go out first.
Qiangossip, Kun gossip, eight-eighty-sixty-four trigrams, hexagram Qiankun has been decided.
Dragon Evil Dao: Luan Nine Sounds, Phoenix Nine Sounds, Nine Nine Eighty-One Sounds, Luan Feng and Ming.
Bu Yi said angrily: Good mountains, good water, good wind and good moon, 29 beauties are in the best period.
Dragon Evil Dao: Crazy and infatuated with dreams, an idiot says stupid words.
Buyi Road: Shanglian: It doesn't rain when it snows in the sky, it becomes rain when it falls to the ground, and it is troublesome for snow to become rainy, so it is better to only rain in God
The dragon evil smiled and said: Mr. doesn't eat when he eats, he will become in his stomach, and it will be troublesome to eat when he eats, so Mr. might as well just eat.
After listening to this, Buyi shouted: I am superior and majestic, showing a tiger courage.
Dragon Evil Dao: You are nasty, revealing half of the **.
Buyi: You are strong and reasonable.
Dragon Evil Dao: I fight for reason.
The dragon heresy said: You lost, take off your clothes and prepare!
Bu Yi said: I didn't lose, I don't want to go.
At this time, Qingwen opened her mouth and said: You don't have to take off your clothes, come and push people into the sea for me, whether you are dead or alive depends on his creation.
After speaking, he said to the dragon evil road: Long Shaoxia is a great talent, the slave family respects you a cup, and you will do it first.
The dragon evil picked up a glass of wine and said, "It's dry."
After watching the dragon evil drink wine, he said to everyone: Yes, there is a pair, how about reciting poetry below.
Everyone said yes.
Qingwen smiled and said: Then I'll come up with the question!
After speaking, he glanced at the dragon evil sitting in the back row, hoping that he could make it, but after watching it for a long time, he didn't see anyone looking up, and he saw that everyone else was thinking carefully.
The dragon evil thought to himself, if he had to let me pretend to be forced, I just wanted to eat quietly and have a full meal.
At this time, Gou Jizhong said: When I see Miss today, I will see her very pitiful, second, I will be in the hallucination, and the third will be in the hallucination.
As soon as he finished speaking, Long Xie, who was eating dim sum, snorted, and sprayed all the food on the face of Zhao Liang next to him, and then laughed and didn't listen, stood up and snapped his hands, and said to Gou Jizhong: Brother Gou is a good scholar, a great talent, in a fart suit, haha.
After speaking, I saw Yang Wei and the others lying on the table trembling constantly, and I knew what was going on.
Everyone looked at Gou Jizhong with wide eyes and incredulously, talent, look at people, the eldest young master of the Gou family has many literary talents, and he is a superb talent!
At this time, Qingwen, who was seated, had a black line on her face, and she was ashamed and angry in her heart, what kind of bullshit poetry, she actually teased the old lady, wait for me.
At this time, Gou Jizhong still thought that he had really written a good poem, and he was still waiting for Qingwen to praise it?
Qingwen saw that Gou Jizhong was still smiling at him, so she endured her disgust and said: Young Master Gou, thank you for your compliment, you should take a seat first!
Gou Jizhong bowed his hand and said, "Miss Qingwen, then I'll go back to the table first."
This is Wang Yihuo standing up and saying: I will have one too.
Red beans are born in the south, and a few flowers are in spring.
May you pick more, this thing is the most lovely.
Chen Jintao said: I have it too.
Fight the yellow warbler, don't cry on the branches.
When crying, the concubine dreamed, and he couldn't come to Wang Xing.
It means that two husbands and wives, one in the east and the other in the west, want to meet, but both of them are ...... When the husband gritted his teeth to see his wife, the two hugged tightly, and for whatever reason, the two were very happy in the end.
Yang Wei also stood up at this time and said: Damn, you all have it, if I don't have much shame, I'll have one.
The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground.
Raise your head to look at the bright moon and bow your head to think of your hometown.
Yang Wei pretended to be forced to say: It means that he is alone outside, because there are some things that he can't go back, after a long time, whenever he sees the moonlight outside in front of the bed, he wants to die of his hometown, and he is full of thoughts.
But it takes a long time to cultivate by yourself, and your parents are too big to cultivate, so they can only get more pills to prolong the time, even so, maybe the next time you go on retreat, the family will be gone, and you will cry when you think of this.
The dragon evil faced Wang Yihuo and the others, you let go of your mood, cultivators are so easy to be reborn by demons, don't be like this in the future, you have to play chic, we brothers are going to break through together.
Yang Weidao: It's okay, boss, I just sigh, this life has changed so much.
Dragon Evil Dao: Yes, the current life is the same as the previous us, I never thought about it, but fortunately I met the master, I feel that the current life is very exciting, and our future life will be even more exciting.
Wang Yihuo saw that the dragon evil was chatting, so he asked Wei Yizong next to him and said: Brother Wei, go up and show your hands! Don't watch the show, otherwise the five of us will be left with you in a while, how embarrassing it is! We came together in a chic way, and we must be chic when we go.