Chapter 39: Pretending to be Coerced (1)
The maid pointed to a piece of cloth hanging from a nearby pillar.
It reads: The mountain is still and the water flows to open the scene.
The maid smiled and said: As long as one person goes out, you can bring five attendants or friends.
Wang Yihuo and the others were depressed to death, the four of them hated reading the most, and when they saw that it was really a couplet, they rolled their eyes, looked at the dragon evil, and said: Boss, don't look at us, only it knows us, we don't know it.
Long Xie scolded with a smile: I don't usually read it well, although I don't like it either, fortunately, I've been on the Internet, so I'm waiting to see my brother pretending to be forced!
The dragon evil came out and said: Can you go in if you are right?
The maid nodded and said, "Well, yes."
The dragon evil deliberately said loudly: This couplet is simple, and the next couplet should be a kite. "How.
The maid didn't expect this handsome young guy to answer so easily.
At this time, Qingwen, who was sitting inside, was reading: The mountain is still and the water flows to open the painting scene. The kite flying fish leaps into the sky. It's a neat downlink, this person is not simple, and then the voice transmission asked Xiao Ran to invite people to do it.
Wang Yihuo and the others and Wei Yizong were staring at each other and were depressed, this is too fast!
Xiao Ran heard the young lady's transmission, and after reacting, he bowed to the dragon evil and said, "This young master, please come inside."
Long Xie bowed his hand and said, "Thank you, the second brother, the four of you and Brother Wei will go in with me."
The people around looked at someone entering, and they all seemed to be ready to move.
After Long Xie and the others entered the ship, they found that it was still fully furnished, and in the middle was a woman with an angel face and a little red cheeks, which made people can't help but take a bite.
The figure that can be held with one hand, the water waist can be sure, so the male number wants to get into it. A pair of long exposed legs, crossed on the straw mat, the two long legs rubbed from time to time, making the men around them swallow hard one by one, and when they saw this woman, they knew that this person was the owner of the boat.
There were still some young people sitting around, all of them had good cultivation, and some of them had not, all of them were talking elegantly with folding fans.
Don't look at all the ones who are talking and laughing, gentle and elegant, and they don't know how insidious they are behind their backs, they are all wolves hanging in sheep's clothing.
The arrival of a few people was a little surprising to the people inside, the couplets outside were not something that ordinary people could match, and there were not 3,000 people on the boat, but 2,000.
At least two-thirds of the people were intercepted by the couplets outside, I have to say that this is very difficult, because some of the people inside are coming in by relationships, only the number of seconds and seconds is based on the ability to come in, the layman looks at the lively, the insider looks at the doorway, and some people with real skills can still see whether the dragon evil and others are really capable or blind cats meet dead mice.
A few people saw that almost half of the seats in the guest room in the ship were seated, so they randomly found a place to sit together.
As soon as they sat down, they saw the maid outside walk in and instruct the servants on the side, and after a while, a few people dressed as servants walked in with large and small plates, put snacks for each position, and the servants all went down.
The woman whispered: "Not long after the slave family came to Wang Xing, they set up a nest here and disturbed everyone, so a small place was held for everyone to gather and play.
Speaking of this, he looked at some of the men inside and said: The slave family likes to socialize with people who are rich in poetry and songs, and I don't know anyone when I just came here, so I was bored and started a boat party, and I forgot that everyone should not blame the slave family.
"Those who come here are dragons among people, I don't know what you have to do, please don't hide it, let the slave family see how. ”
The people in the boat are all happy, if you can not admire such a beautiful woman, then it is called cool, the so-called near the water first get the moon.
Immediately, a man said: Miss Qingwen is under Zhang Shengjie, let me start first! After speaking, I can't wait to speak: Iron and stone plum blossom spirit.
After speaking, he said with a smug face: Which brother will take the next link.
Immediately after speaking, a person continued: The mountains and rivers are fragrant.
After speaking, everyone's faces were wonderful, and Brother Bu was a good writer.
Bu Yi said with a smile: Where is it, where is the little brother's literary talent compared to everyone, it's just that everyone is giving the little brother an opportunity to show.
As soon as the words were finished, everyone else was thinking, pretending to be forced, pretending to be garlic nakedly. Oh my God, come and clean him up!
I don't know if everyone's wish has come true, or even God can't look down on him, in short, they are about to pretend to be lost.
Let's just say Yang Wei, it's not good to look at this cloth with a look like I'm awesome, but I can't do it myself, my eyes rolled and I glanced at the boss, and smiled gloomily in my heart, look at you now, quack quack.
Yang Wei transmitted the sound to the dragon heresy: Boss, go up and help me teach this fool a lesson, too good at pretending, you see everyone around is gritting their teeth, even Na Qingwen frowned.
If you want to get this forced goods, you will definitely be able to fall in love with that beauty, if you like her, take it! A few of us resolutely don't tell my sister-in-law, and you can handle it yourself when the time comes.
As for this woman, it depends on fate!
The dragon evil stood up and said, "I'll come, please come out."
Bu Yi saw a trace of disdain flashing in Long Xie's eyes, and said with a smile on his face: The breeze and the moon come and go.
The dragon evil is too lazy to be polite, this kind of person is too insidious, and he said directly: There is no ancient or modern flowing water and high mountains.
Buyi's eyes flashed, thinking that this kid is really not bad, but I worked hard for a few years in this kind of scene one day, and I still don't believe it.
Buyi shouted: The breeze and the moon are priceless.
Dragon Evil Dao: There is love near the water and the mountains.
Bu Yi roared angrily: The moonlight is thousands of miles white.
Dragon Evil Dao: Autumn colors are green all day.
Puff puff snort...... Buyi was vomiting blood at this time, and his eyes were bloodshot and said: My last pair, you have to count you as if you can win, but you have to add a condition, that is, whoever loses must carry water from the boat.
After hearing this, the dragon demon changed color and said, "Let's get out of the question!" I'm a little hungry, I want to go back and eat something, but I haven't eaten in the morning?
Buyi thought fiercely in his heart at this time, MB, Lao Tzu will get you.
After recovering, he said: first ask my brother if he can swim, and then be careful when he goes into the water, don't be full of food, but be eaten by fish.
When people heard Buyi's words, the cultivators all rolled their eyes, stupid people who don't look at cultivators, even if you offend, you curse people to drown, it's really funny, anyway, you said it, I won't remind you, watch the play.
And those Confucian scholars think that Bu Yi is too cautious, obviously he provoked first, oh, or provoked the people present, so people first, people can't get used to you before they stand up to you.
The cloth boy doesn't care about those now, he just knows that he has won it, this finale pair, but he came up with a slapstick three years ago.