Chapter 0001 - Grab Three Hairs
Ivy League University, inside a small garden.
Chen Xiaobei carefully took out a brand-new iphone6 mobile phone from his arms, held it in both hands, and smirked: "Bingbing, happy birthday!"
Yao Bingbing used to dream of an iPhone6, but at this time he said disdainfully: "I don't want this broken phone, from now on, you will be dumped by me." ”
Boom –
Chen Xiaobei felt like he was being hit by five thunders, and his mind suddenly went blank.
I can't believe that this indifferent and ruthless girl in front of me is the girlfriend I have been dating for more than half a year!
As a rural child, Chen Xiaobei not only skipped class to work part-time in order to buy this mobile phone, but also saved half of his living expenses, and worked hard for more than three months to finally buy it.
Unexpectedly, in exchange for such an ironic result.
"Why!?" Chen Xiaobei roared.
"Because you're poor. ”
Yao Bingbing lifted the leather bag in his hand and mocked: "LV limited edition, it's not enough to buy you if you sell it." As soon as my new boyfriend swipes his card, he will buy as much as he wants! Is that enough?"
"I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!" Chen Xiaobei said angrily.
"Don't be stupid! That's how realistic society is!"
Yao Bingbing said disdainfully: "It's only that you didn't have a good rebirth, and a pair of stinky peasant parents are destined to have no success in this life! I, Yao Bingbing, will not be a daughter-in-law to a stinky farmer!"
"You said I could! Don't talk about my parents!" Chen Xiaobei's eyes froze, and a cold and piercing gaze was reflected in his black pupils.
"You...... Why are you staring at me? In public, do you still want to beat a woman?" Yao Bingbing was taken aback, she had never seen Chen Xiaobei have such sharp and cold eyes.
"I won't beat you, but sooner or later, one day, I want you to kneel at my feet and say regret!" Chen Xiaobei's tone was cold, word by word.
"Daydreaming! I, Yao Bingbing, will never get along with you from now on!" Yao Bingbing snorted coldly, turning his head and walking towards a BMW sedan in the distance.
The car door opened, and a young man pulled Yao Bingbing in, and naturally put his palm on Yao Bingbing's leg.
"Shi Mingwei!?"
Chen Xiaobei's eyes were almost spewing with anger!
never expected that Yao Bingbing's new boyfriend would be Shi Mingwei.
This guy is Chen Xiaobei's classmate, his family is in the jewelry business, and he usually likes to bully Chen Xiaobei, but he didn't expect to dig Chen Xiaobei's corner secretly, it's too deceitful!
"Damn, I must avenge this revenge!" Chen Xiaobei clenched his fists and roared.
"Little peasant, just because you deserve to fight with me?" Shi Mingwei stretched out a hand from the car and raised his middle finger at Chen Xiaobei, Chi Guoguo's humiliation!
"Shi Mingwei, you beast!" Chen Xiaobei was furious, and he raised his hand to smash the mobile phone.
Ding——
But at this moment, the brand-new mobile phone lit up by itself.
"Will the iPhone turn on automatically? Did you buy a knockoff?" Chen Xiaobei frowned, and wanted to smash the phone.
Ding——
Ding——
Ding——
But in the next second, messages began to pop up on the phone screen one after another.
Chen Xiaobei took a closer look and was directly stunned.
Fairy Chang'e sends a red envelope.
The Bull Demon King sends a red envelope.
Overlord Xiang Yu sent a red envelope.
Yan......
......
The message of sending red envelopes is crazy to brush the frequency, just like sending red envelopes without money!
"It's not going to be a bunch of neurotics, is it? The name is too funny......
Chen Xiaobei subconsciously complained, and then opened the chat software as quickly as possible, desperately trying to grab the red envelope.
He is so poor that he eats dirt now, and it is a point to grab a point!
The hand is slow, and the red envelope is snatched up!
Hands are slow......
Hands are slow......
Chen Xiaobei looked at the phone screen with a depressed face, although the red envelope was still swiping the screen, he didn't grab anything.
"Could it be that these neuropaths are all single for thirty years?
Ding——
Congratulations, grab the red envelope of Monkey King, get three wishful monkey hairs, and have been stored in the treasure chest.
"I wiped it! I really grabbed a hair!" a black line appeared on the back of Chen Xiaobei's head.
Can red envelopes still be hairy?
Is this a new feature?
Chen Xiaobei had never used a high-end mobile phone, and with the attitude of giving it a try, he found the icon of the treasure chest.
As soon as I entered, three golden hairs appeared on the screen.
There is also a line of text below - Ruyi monkey hair, which can change its form with the user's mind, is it extracted?
Chen Xiaobei clicked on the extraction.
Whoosh –
With a flash of golden light, Chen Xiaobei's hand had an extra golden monkey hair!
"What the hell is this?" Chen Xiaobei shouted in fright.
Looking at the phone screen again, there are three monkey hairs, and only two are left!
Even if Chen Xiaobei has never used a high-end mobile phone, he can't be stupid enough to believe that a mobile phone can transmit items, which is completely against science!
"Could it be...... Those group of neurotics are real immortals? However, why are there Xiang Yu and the Bull Demon King? These two goods are not immortals......" Chen Xiaobei was very puzzled.
glanced at the name of the group, and it was written - Three Realms Red Envelope Group.
Chen Xiaobei still has this common sense.
The so-called Three Realms refer to the Heavenly Realm, the Earth Realm, and the Human Realm!
In other words, in addition to those immortals, there are also many humans and demons in the red envelope group!
Guan Gong, Qin Qiong, Overlord Xiang Yu...... Those famous people in history are all in the group.
What made Chen Xiaobei most stunned was that there were still Li Bai and Du Fu!
As for the demons, there are also many things that Chen Xiaobei is familiar with, such as the Bull Demon King, the White Bone Spirit, and the Spider Spirit...... I really don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it.
"No wonder there are red envelopes swiping frequently, and I can't grab it, it turns out that there are tens of thousands of members in this group...... No matter how much, I'll try it first!"
Chen Xiaobei settled down, picked up the wishful monkey hair, and thought silently in his heart, if you have the ability, you will give me another hand to come out, let me grab the red envelope!
"Whew!"
Chen Xiaobei blew on the monkey hair.
Thereupon...... He literally grew another left hand, and it was flesh and blood, and he moved freely!
"I'll get a big straw!"
Now it is already possible to completely determine the authenticity of the Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms, but Chen Xiaobei was made to cry without tears.
"It's good to die, why do you want to make this stupid fork wish? If you have an extra hand, how will I see people in the future? Do you want to chop your own hands?"
Ding - There are three minutes left before the Ruyi monkey hair expires.
"Fortunately, there is a time limit! I scared Lao Tzu to death...... Chen Xiaobei was granted amnesty.
Think about it, if the monkey hair will not fail, then just blow a few gold and silver mountains out, and you can lie down for the rest of your life.
"Nima! forgot to grab the red envelope!"
Chen Xiaobei slapped his head, and immediately used all three hands together, frantically clicking on the frequency curtain.
This is a real group of gods! Even if you grab a hair, it's a treasure! Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
"The enemy's firepower is too fierce, I can't grab them at all......"
Three minutes were about to pass, and Chen Xiaobei still found nothing.
However, at the moment when the third hand disappeared, the mobile phone vibrated twice in a row, which directly made Chen Xiaobei jump up excitedly.
"Got it!
Ding——
Congratulations, I grabbed the red envelope of Taishang Laojun and obtained the gossip evolution god pattern, which has been stored in the treasure chest.
Ding——
Congratulations, grab the red envelope of the old moon and get three marriage charms, which have been stored in the treasure chest.
Chen Xiaobei's face was ecstatic, it was so cool!
Subsequently, the red envelopes that were swiped gradually stopped.
The chat window pops up with an avatar.
Taishang Laojun: Ahem, fellow Daoists, good evening! Today is a good day for the opening of the Three Realms Immortal Network, and from now on, this Three Realms Red Envelope Group will be our new paradise...... (8,000 words omitted here).
Jade Emperor: Lao Jun said it well! (three applause expressions)
Tang Seng: On the top floor!
Overlord Xiang Yu: Hit your lungs!
Bull Demon King: Yuyu, I just grabbed a set of neon clothes and golden threads, and I'll send it to you now!
Jade-faced Fox: Okay, Brother Niu! (Three hearts)
Iron Fan Princess: (3 kitchen knives)
......
The group began to be flooded, and there would be no red envelopes for a while.
Chen Xiaobei immediately changed the card of his old mobile phone to the new mobile phone, and then quickly rushed to the bus stop.
He didn't even bother to check the two red envelopes he had just grabbed, he only wanted to do one thing now!
Give all the humiliation back doubly!