Tycoon KTV.

Tonight is Yao Bingbing's birthday, and Shi Mingwei opened a luxury bag for her to celebrate. More than 30 classmates and friends were invited, and it was very lively.

"Kiss one, kiss one ......"

After three rounds of drinking, everyone began to coax, wanting Shi Mingwei and Yao Bingbing to make out.

At this time, the box door suddenly opened, and Chen Xiaobei walked in.

"Why are you here, you're not welcome here!" Yao Bing said coldly.

"Little peasant, aren't you still giving up? Bingbing loves me, and if you mess around again, you will only bring humiliation on yourself!" Shi Mingwei said with a look of disdain.

Chen Xiaobei shook his head and said indifferently: "Don't get me wrong, I want to open it, Yao Bingbing and I are not the same kind of people, and we are not happy together." I would like to bless you and come to witness your happy moments. ”

"Count you as acquaintances, or I'll kill you in minutes!" Shi Mingwei smiled arrogantly and said, "Where did you go just now?"

"Kiss one, kiss one ......"

"Shi Dashao!

"Must kiss for three minutes!"

The surrounding crowd began to heckle and took out their mobile phones, ready to record this happy and sweet moment.

Shi Mingwei walked over with a pretended to be forced, wrapped his left hand around Yao Bingbing's waist, lifted her chin with his right hand, and then kissed her affectionately.

At the same time, Chen Xiaobei picked up a wishful monkey hair, roared in his heart, and turned Lao Tzu into a piece of hot Xiang to Shi Mingwei's mouth!

"Whew!"

Chen Xiaobei blew a breath, and the wishful monkey hair quickly flew towards Shi Mingwei's pouted mouth.

"Viagra, what's in your mouth?" Yao Bingbing was stunned for a moment.

"Hmm......"

Shi Mingwei suddenly felt that his mouth was filled with something extremely smelly, his cheeks bulged high, and with a 'poof' sound, he sprayed a large pool of yellow, thin and stinky poop all over Yao Bingbing's face.

Seeing the scene in front of them, the friends were stunned, and they didn't react to what was going on at all.

"Lying on the grass! Shi Dashao, why are you spitting?"

Chen Xiaobei shouted at the top of his throat, then turned on the camera, and frantically pressed the photo shutter to record the moment of this heavy mouth.

"? Shi Dashao spit it out ...... No, I'll go out and vomit for a while......"

"Lying on the grass! This can be spit out? It's so disgusting!"

"Get me out, I'm going to suffocate......"

The friends desperately escaped from the box.

Shi Mingwei smacked his lips like a stupid beep and tasted the taste before confirming that it was really.

His eyes widened violently, and he stared at Yao Bingbing, who was stunned, for a second, and then the two of them bent down at the same time and vomited wildly!

Ding - There are still three hours before the Ruyi monkey hair expires.

"It's been enough for them for so long!" Chen Xiaobei quickly pinched his nose and evacuated the scene.

After rushing out of the KTV, Chen Xiaobei burst out laughing.

Think of Yao Bingbing's ruthless and unrighteous money worship snobbery. Think about Shi Mingwei's deception again, too arrogant and domineering.

Chen Xiaobei has only one word in his heart - cool!

Of course, he will never forget that he can take this evil breath today because of the Three Realms Red Envelope Group!

"Ruyi monkey hair is really a good treasure! It's a pity that there is only one last one left, and it must be used with caution. Now let's find a place to check out the other two new treasures!"

Chen Xiaobei calmed down and immediately ran to a small alley on the side of the KTV where no one was around!

"Let's take a look at Taishang Laojun's gossip evolution god pattern first! Taishang Laojun is the head of the Three Qings, his status is super high, and the things he sends are definitely first-class treasures!"

Chen Xiaobei opened the treasure chest and pressed the extraction with anticipation.

Buzz –

A brilliant light emerged from the mobile phone and began to evolve in front of Chen Xiaobei.

Tai Chi, Two Yi, Four Elephants, Five Elements, Eight Trigrams, Ten Heavenly Stems, Twelve Earthly Branches, Twenty-four Solar Terms, Heavens and Stars, All Things in the World......

Evolve a universe in an instant!

"That's handsome! This is much cooler than Hollywood special effects!" Chen Xiaobei was speechless.

Ding - Bagua evolves the god pattern, the owner can be lucky and lucky, hope for the rise and fall of luck, measure the pattern of feng shui, whether to use it?

"Yes!

Chen Xiaobei clicked on the screen, and the brilliant divine pattern quickly merged into his left palm.

After taking it seriously, he raised his left hand and pinched his fingers to calculate.

"Come on, let Master Ben calculate today's luck......"

Chen Xiaobei has mastered the true mystery of the evolution of Bagua, and compared to those half-baked feng shui masters on the market, he is a real master!

Suddenly, his eyes widened violently, and he said in shock: "! Due south! Peach blossoms are coming!"

Before the words fell, a superb beautiful girl ran briskly towards this side.

The facial features are exquisite, the skin is like fat jade, the figure is tall and concave, and the pair of slender and white jade legs are superb, enough to make any man's blood gush.

Coincidentally, Chen Xiaobei actually recognized her: "The head of the four school flowers, Lan Mengchen!"

A total of four school girls were selected by the school forum, Lan Mengchen is known for her full score appearance and cold temperament, she is low-key and never scandal-free, and is recognized as the perfect goddess!

In the past, Chen Xiaobei had Yao Bingbing, and he didn't pay much attention to the four school flowers.

If you take a closer look at it at this time, you are simply shocked by Lan Mengchen! In comparison, Yao Bingbing is completely a scumbag!

"Help, sir, please save me......" Lan Mengchen ran too quickly and crashed into Chen Xiaobei's arms.

"It's so soft......" Chen Xiaobei was hit by two groups of proudly upright softness, and almost had a nosebleed.

"What's so soft?" Lan Mengchen's face was full of nervousness, and his big beautiful eyes kept looking behind him.

"Ahem, it's nothing ......" Chen Xiaobei shook his head and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

"Hmph! I'll tell you!"

At this time, a group of fierce men followed, and the leader dyed his red hair and said arrogantly: "Lao Tzu has taken a fancy to this chick!

There are at least ten followers behind him, and you can tell by the way you dress that they are all hooligans!

"Sir, save me!I will definitely repay you well!" Lan Mengchen nervously tugged at Chen Xiaobei's sleeve.

"Uh...... Eldest sister, there are so many of them, how can I save you?" Chen Xiaobei broke out in a cold sweat.

I'm just an ordinary college student, and I almost failed sports, how can I fight with these gangsters?

"Aren't all online novels about beautiful women being rescued by the protagonist when they are in danger? I see that you look like a male protagonist!" Lan Mengchen was very anxious, and he was a little sick and rushed to the doctor.

"Eldest sister, this is real life! Pretending to be forced like an online novel, you will die a miserable death......" Chen Xiaobei had a painful expression on his face.

"Stinky boy, if you don't want to die, get out of here!Don't get in the way of Brother Turkey's flirtatious sister!" A bald head stood up angrily.

"Huh?"

Chen Xiaobei's eyes lit up, and he said loudly: "Don't come here! Otherwise, there will be a disaster of blood and light!"