The scene that happened just now, if it were another normal woman, I am afraid that she would have already thrown her head back into the car.

Obviously, Lin Xiaoxiao is not in the category of normal women.

As a result, in less than a minute, she continued to nibble on potato chips and stepped forward, "Alas, which platform are you broadcasting?"

"Shhh

Ye Xuan took a breath of cool air, and it hurt a little for a while. Turning his head to look at her, he frowned and said, "What did I say just now, keep a distance of three meters from me." ”

This girl is really poisonous, he is very weak now, the hot pain in his eyes and face is constantly stimulating his nerves, if he continues to be stimulated, he may go berserk.

"Hey, how can a big man be so careful. I've been murdered by you several times, and I didn't say anything!" Lin Xiaoxiao swallowed the potato chips in his mouth, looking a little disdainful.

"Then I still have to apologize to you?" Ye Xuan's face was full of incredulity.

"No need to apologize. Lin waved his hand generously and said with a smile: "My phone is out of battery, you can chat with me." ”

Ye Xuan said word by word: "I don't want to chat now!"

"Oh, I'll ask later. ”

GodTM will come back to ask later, I'm afraid this girl is not mentally retarded!

"I'm telling you, don't push me. Launching a madness, even I am afraid!" Ye Xuan pointed at her and warned with a serious expression.

"Hehe!" Lin Xiaoxiao smiled and continued to nibble on potato chips.

Now it wasn't just the egg that hurt, he felt pain all over his body.

Rubbing his temples, Ye Xuan glanced at her chest and sneered, "I don't want to chat with a woman with small breasts!"

Lin Xiaoxiao didn't receive any blows, but said as a matter of course: "But I have long legs!"

, Ye Xuan was speechless for a while. I can't continue to talk to her, or I'll really get mad.

Thinking of this, he stuffed the mobile phone and power bank in his hand into her arms, and then pointed to the other side of the bonfire.

"Three meters!"

Holding her mobile phone and power bank, Lin Xiaoxiao happily returned to sit down opposite the bonfire.

Seeing this scene, Ye Xuan finally breathed a sigh of relief, took out the kettle and put it around his eyes. The cold metal coat of the kettle was attached to the skin, and the hot pain suddenly subsided a lot. The refreshing and comfortable feeling not only relieves the face, but also shocks the weak spirit.

But soon, Lin Xiaoxiao's crisp voice sounded again, "Wow, I can't see it, you are still a 10,000-person anchor." ”

Ye Xuan didn't even look at her, and continued to hold the kettle to cover his face.

"Alas, Ultraman Tiga, why do they all call you Patriarch?"

Hehe! Ye Xuan sneered in his heart, still ignoring her. He understood now that as long as he didn't answer her, there would be nothing.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Lin Xiaoxiao didn't care, and was playing by himself. She had watched live broadcasts before, but it was the first time she had broadcast live, so she felt particularly novel.

After applying the ice, the sprayed area was no longer painful, and his eyes were completely open, but he could still feel that his eyes were swollen.

The bonfire gradually became smaller, and Ye Xuan realized that the firewood he had collected before had been used up. After all, I was only going to wait two hours, so I didn't collect too many dead branches. It should be more than three hours before the trailer arrives, and thinking of this, he stood up and prepared to pick up some firewood around.

Just stood up, and before he took two steps, Lin Xiaoxiao on the opposite side also hurriedly stood up, walked quickly to his side, and asked nervously, "Where are you going?"

Ye Xuan replied angrily: "Pick up firewood!"

"I'll go too. ”

"Can you stop and sit here honestly?"

"That's not good, what if you leave me and run away? I'm here alone, what if I meet a bad guy?"

"Aren't you afraid that I'm a bad person?" Ye Xuan wanted to knock her head open at the moment to see what her brain circuits were like.

"Hee-hee, of course you're not afraid, you're Ultraman Tiga. As soon as the words fell, Lin Xiaoxiao saw that his expression was not good, so he hurriedly changed his words: "You are on the live broadcast, more than 10,000 viewers are watching, and you can't do bad things if you want to." ”

Damn, it seems that this girl is not stupid!

Pouting, Ye Xuan warned, "Remember, keep a distance of three meters!"

Of course, Lin Xiaoxiao is not stupid, but her personality makes her feel that no matter how embarrassing or sad things she encounters, she can always make herself optimistic again in the shortest possible time. Of course, there are times when this optimism is often based on the pain of others.

For example, just now, Ye Xuan said with a cold face that he didn't want to chat. If you change to other girls, you probably turn around and go back to the car. Some grumpy girls may even give him a slap in the face.

But what is Lin Xiaoxiao's answer?

Then I'll ask later!

So in her magical brain circuit, negative emotions such as embarrassment, sadness, and so on do not exist at all.

Today's night sky, there is no moon, but fortunately, the campfires and car lights not far away can provide some light.

After walking for about a few tens of meters, Ye Xuan had already picked up a lot of firewood, and just as he was about to turn around and go back, Lin Xiaoxiao behind him suddenly spoke: "Ultraman Tiga, I want to go to the bathroom." ”

"God's bathroom, where is the bathroom in this wilderness!" Ye Xuan turned to look at her, as if he was staring at the mentally retarded.

"But I'm in a hurry. ”

"Then you can go quickly!"

"Where are you going?" Lin Xiaoxiao blinked and looked at him cutely.

Ye Xuan laughed angrily at her, pointed to the left and right, and sneered: "Are you sure you're not kidding me? Why can't you go? The 330,000 square kilometers of the Taklamakan Desert are not enough for you?"

Lin Xiaoxiao patted him on the shoulder, and said in an old-fashioned manner: "Hey, why are you so irritable." Young people, life is not easy, you have to be optimistic all the time, you know?"

I'm not optimistic, if I'm not optimistic, I'll jump up and give you a kick!

Ye Xuan glared at her fiercely, took the phone and charger and walked back. The drone has an automatic tracking program, otherwise this girl will be photographed by the camera when it is convenient.

The audience in the live broadcast room is not happy at the moment.

"Patriarch, do you hear me? Be optimistic. ”

"I really can't do it anymore, my cheeks hurt from laughing. ”

"Ahhh ”

"Nima, don't be like this, patriarch, we have to look at welfare!"

"This young lady is so cute, it's over, I'm in love. ”

"I dared to beat the young lady's idea and dragged it out to death. ”

"Young lady ShenTM, if you don't adapt to the water and soil, I will obey you!"

"Obediently, this beauty is really a ghost, the patriarch has picked up the treasure. ”

Back at the campfire, Ye Xuan added some firewood to make the fire start to grow bigger again.

Within two minutes, Lin Xiaoxiao came back, and after sitting down next to him, he patted him on the shoulder and said with emotion: "You are right, the 330,000 square kilometers of toilets feel different." ”

"Ahem!"

For a while, Ye Xuan choked on his own saliva.

It is true that Lin Xiaoxiao's personality is very likable, and when you get along with her, you don't have to worry about her having any negative emotions at all. But only if you have to have an optimistic heart and the same amazing brain circuits.