Ye Xuan saw a cloud of mist spraying towards him, and when he couldn't dodge, he was sprayed in the eye.

"it!"

Suddenly, he felt a sharp stinging pain in his eyes, as if he had been splashed with hot water. Suddenly, the eyes were strongly stimulated, and the eyes reflexively secreted a large number of tears, but these tears were completely useless, and the pain did not decrease at all.

Fortunately, he didn't inhale the spray just now, otherwise his respiratory tract would be irritated and the end would be even worse.

Sitting on the ground, Ye Xuan covered his eyes with both hands, and kept moaning in pain from his mouth.

It's not that he's too vulnerable, it's that the anti-wolf spray is too violent.

The eyes are one of the most vulnerable places in a person, and the pain almost drives him crazy.

"Hmph! With your intelligence, you also want to learn how to come out and rob people? It's really worrying!"

The beautiful woman leaned against the front of the car with the anti-wolf spray, her arms clasped in front of her chest, and she looked at him condescendingly, with a sneer on the corner of her mouth.

This scene was too sudden, and the rhythm of going home happily suddenly came to a 180-degree turn.

It wasn't until this time that the audience in the live broadcast room came back to their senses.

"Damn, what's the situation?"

"Good boy, the anti-wolf spray is still fierce!"

"Poof! I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back. ”

"Oops, no, my prostate hurts when I laugh. ”

Forgive me for not holding back my laughter. ”

"Haha, the king of Jinling routines has been tricked, retribution!"

"666, a stroke of this beauty 6. ”

The patriarch didn't cry, but stood up and stroked. ”

"If you don't blow it, you can't play with it for a year. ”

Looking at it, the long-legged beauty found that something was wrong, Ye Xuan suddenly rushed out just now, she didn't have time to think about it. Now I find myself in the sky above me, a drone is quietly suspended, and the mobile phone screen that fell to the ground is constantly flashing one barrage after another at this moment.

"Live?"

The long-legged beauty quickly reacted, and it seemed that she had sprayed the wrong person.

After all, she has also bought drones, tens of thousands of them, and looking at Ye Xuan's dress, she is more like a travel friend than a roadblock. The key is that the mobile phone is still live broadcasting, who TM robbery is still live broadcasting?

"Yes... I'm sorry! I don't... Not intentionally. ”

Realizing that she had misunderstood Ye Xuan, the long-legged beauty was a little anxious, and hurriedly stepped forward to apologize. She also used the anti-wolf spray for the first time, but looking at Ye Xuan's miserable appearance, the effect should be very fierce.

Seeing the kettle on his waist, the long-legged beauty had an idea, and she tore off the kettle and unscrewed it to help him clean it.

"No, don't! That's saline!"

At this time, the strong willpower made him stay a little sober, and quickly stopped the other party's approach. Otherwise, rinsing your eyes with saline water will only aggravate the injury.

"Oh oh! you wait, I'll go get water. ”

The long-legged beauty put down the kettle, ran into the car quickly, and opened the trunk. After returning with a few bottles of mineral water, she hurriedly unscrewed one bottle and fell down on Ye Xuan's head.

Nima, at this moment, Ye Xuan really feels like a dog in his heart.

Now the temperature is around zero, and the cold mineral water all flows down his neck into the jacket, making him shiver from the cold.

After pouring a bottle of mineral water, the long-legged beauty hurriedly unscrewed the second bottle. Ye Xuan couldn't help it, and said, "What a big hatred? I just want to take a ride." Okay, okay, can't I take it? Just please spare my dog's life, don't pour water, okay?"

At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't laugh anymore, they had never seen Ye Xuan so embarrassed in the wilderness, but now they were tossed to death by a beautiful woman.

"Beauty, spare the life of our family chief!"

"Laughing pee, how much hatred is there?"

"I can't do it anymore, I almost laughed. ”

"Patriarch: I'm really just a ride. ”

"There is reincarnation in the way of heaven, and the heavens forgive whom. ”

"You think I'm going to sympathize with you?" I almost laughed. ”

"Well, the water is turbulent. ”

"GodTM water turbulence, Uncle Lao Tzu obeys you. ”

"Oh!" Hearing him say this, the long-legged beauty was a little aggrieved, and handed over the mineral water unscrewed in her hand, "I just want to help, then you can do it yourself." ”

Stretching out his hand to take the water, Ye Xuan poured the water on his hand and carefully washed his eyes.

The main ingredient of anti-wolf spray is capsaicin. Since it is oily, it is somewhat difficult to clean.

It was only after the whole bottle of water was used up that he felt better. The eyes could barely open, but there was still a burning pain around the eyes, and tears kept flowing down.

Sitting on the ground, Ye Xuan tried to keep his eyes open, suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly asked, "Where did you buy your anti-wolf spray?"

Many people may not know that anti-wolf spray is a contraband in China, and a certificate from the police station is required to buy genuine products. The vast majority of anti-wolf sprays on the market now are three-no products. Especially a certain treasure, a lot of searches, in fact, there is no guarantee.

If it is genuine, it will not cause permanent damage to people's eyes, and it will hurt for a while at most. However, the three-no product is likely to cause damage to the eyes and even blindness.

That's why he cares so much, if it's a three-no product, then he has to go to the hospital quickly.

The long-legged beauty was stunned for a moment, and then replied: "This is what a public security friend of mine sent me for self-defense." ”

Police anti-wolf spray, then rest assured.

"I'm going to provoke someone, it's just a simple ride, as for it?" endured the burning pain on his face, Ye Xuan struggled to stand up, a little crying without tears.

If you had known this, you might as well go straight to the ranger for the night.

"It's... I can't be blamed for that. As soon as the car broke down, you suddenly rushed over, and I thought there was a robbery. That's why..."The long-legged beauty spread her hands, indicating that she was also innocent.

Ye Xuan squinted at her, and said suspiciously: "Anchored, didn't you stop when you saw me beckoning?"

Suddenly, the long-legged beauty looked at him with a retarded gaze, "Of course not! It's so dark, I can't see you at all." ”

Well, I was overthinking.

What a disaster. Ye Xuan sighed in his heart, picked up the mobile phone on the ground, and walked along the front of the road with his legs raised. All he wanted now was to find the booster station where the rangers lived, and take a warm shower.

"Alas, where are you going?" Seeing that he was leaving, the long-legged beauty hurriedly grabbed him.

"Of course, I was looking for a place to sleep and take a hot shower, and I was freezing to death. ”

"That's... What about me?"

"How do I know. Ye Xuan's face was inexplicable.

He felt that this woman was poisonous, and if it was not necessary, it was better to stay away from her.

When she thought of being alone in the middle of the night, in the hinterland of the deserted Taklamakan Desert, the long-legged beauty felt a panic rise inexplicably in her heart. At the same time, holding Ye Xuan's hand was also a little tighter.

"What do you want to do, sister?"

"Hey, hey, what?" the long-legged beauty laughed twice, and then had a flash of inspiration and said, "Aren't you going to take a ride back?" Although my car broke down, you can call a nearby towing company to tow it, and you can go back with you when the time comes. ”

Trailer?

I have to say, this proposal is very good. Ye Xuan pondered for a moment, nodded and said, "Okay, then you can call!"

"Uh... I don't have the phone number of the towing company here. ”

"Goodbye!"

Ye Xuan's face darkened, and he walked forward without looking back.

"Wait!"

It took a lot of effort for the long-legged beauty to hold Ye Xuan. Seeing him stop, he hurriedly said, "I teased you just now, I have a phone." ”

"Really?"

Looking at Ye Xuan's suspicious gaze, she nodded like a chicken pecking rice, "Really." I'll look for it, and I'll fight now. ”

After that, the long-legged beauty took out her mobile phone and operated it with both hands.

Five minutes passed...

Who TM looking for a phone will look for so long. No matter how stupid Ye Xuan was, he knew that something was wrong. Sneaking forward, he tried to open his red and swollen eyes wide, and glanced at the phone screen.

MD, this chick is searching for a nearby towing company phone number on Baidu.

Obediently, the show is still her show!

"Found it!"

The long-legged beauty looked pleasantly surprised and dialed the phone.

"En, yes, it's on the Tarim Desert Highway. Where?"

"It's about 200 kilometers from Ming F County. Seeing that she couldn't describe it clearly, Ye Xuan added a sentence next to her.

"By the way, it's about 200 kilometers from Ming F County. You guys try to hurry. Okay, we'll wait where we are. ”

After hanging up the phone, Ye Xuan was puzzled: "Is the trailer company you found on Baidu reliable?"

"Wow, you can see with your eyes?"

"Are you stupid? My eyes are swollen, but I'm not blind. For a while, Ye Xuan discovered that this woman was not only poisonous, but also had a magical brain circuit.

At this time, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room has been pushed to a climax, and the black barrage completely covers up the live broadcast picture.

"God, Baidu, I'm laughing to death. ”

"This long-legged young lady is so cute!"

"Honestly, I can play with this leg for a lifetime. ”

"Hey, the screen is a little dirty, wait for me to lick it. ”

"Young lady let go of the patriarch, what is coming at me!"

"Obediently, this beauty made me stunned by a messy show. ”

"Haha, I'm about to laugh, it's really funny. ”

"Patriarch: I have a saying about MMP, I don't know whether to say it or not. ”

After a journey of 200 kilometers, plus the preparation time, the trailer will be here in at least three or four hours.

Thinking of this, Ye Xuan walked briskly towards the bonfire. Just now, a whole bottle of mineral water was poured on his body, but now he was blown by the cold wind, and the whole person was shivering with cold. You have to bake it, or you're sure to catch a cold.

The long-legged beauty was dressed very coolly, and at this moment the cold wind was blowing, and she suddenly shivered and returned to the car to warm up.

Police anti-wolf spray, if cleaned in time, will start to get better after ten minutes. Ye Xuan did feel much better at this moment, his eyes were already half open, but he could still feel the burning pain.

After returning to the campfire and adding some firewood, the fire gradually grew larger. Feeling the warmth from the bonfire, Ye Xuan hurriedly pulled away the jacket and dried the moisture inside.

took out the power bank from his backpack and charged his mobile phone, he said with a bitter face: "It's really a day of many disasters, I tell you, this woman..."

"Ultraman!"

At this moment, the voice of the long-legged beauty suddenly sounded beside him.

Ye Xuan turned his head, his face full of black question marks, "What Ultraman?"

Looking into his eyes, the long-legged beauty smiled: "Hehe, it's you." His eyes are swollen like Ultraman's. ”

Do you TM will chat!

If this girl wasn't a woman, Ye Xuan would have jumped up and kicked her a long time ago. Trying to suppress the irritability in his heart, he asked angrily, "What are you doing here, why don't you stay in the car?"

"Oh, the air conditioner in the car won't turn on, it's too cold. ”

This girl is quite self-cooked, just sat by the campfire, opened a box of potato chips, clicked and ate, and finally asked: "Do you eat potato chips?"

Ye Xuan glanced at her and did not speak.

Seeing that he didn't speak, the long-legged beauty was not annoyed, and continued to nibble on potato chips. Suddenly, she broke the silence and said, "By the way, Ultraman, I don't know your name yet, my name is Lin Xiaoxiao." ”

"Ultraman Tiga!" Ye Xuan replied with a cold face.

"Poof!"

As soon as the words fell, Lin Xiaoxiao couldn't hold back, and a mouthful of potato chips was sprayed on his face.

The audience was already laughing like crazy at the moment.

"Really, I'm completely convinced. ”

"Patriarch, be optimistic!"

"The young lady is so cute, I really like it. ”

"Obediently, Sao is still the patriarch. ”

"A new storm has emerged. ”

"How can it be stagnant. ”

"Rush rush rush! The four-wheel drive brothers are in... Sorry, I went to the wrong set. ”

"I, Ultraman Tairo, disagree!"

"Since the patriarchs have already revealed their identities, then I also need to hide, I am Ultraman Seven!"

"Don't blow it, don't blow it, it's a perfect score for the current show. ”

Taking a deep breath, Ye Xuan reached out and wiped the potato chips on his face, and said expressionlessly, "How did you survive until now?"

"Huh?"

Lin Xiaoxiao was stunned for a moment, looking a little cute. That expression seemed to say, I'm sorry, I'm beautiful and cute, I can really do whatever I want.

"From now on, keep a distance of three meters from me. Ye Xuan pointed to the other side of the bonfire and said with a cold face: "Sit over there!"

"Oh!"

Nodding, Lin Xiaoxiao stood up obediently and sat opposite him, looking a little aggrieved, pouting slightly and being silent.

But soon, the sound of clattering potato chips sounded again.

Ye Xuan has always emphasized staying optimistic in the live broadcast, and now it seems that Lin Xiaoxiao, this girl, is optimistic about him!