Chapter 126: A Fantasy of a Country
The hot sensation rises above the head, followed by the elbows, knees, waist, hips......
In short, there is no place in the body that is not in hot pain.
Turning his head to look at the car where the man was standing, he saw through the broken window, and the main driver was lying on the steering wheel, covered in blood, and life was flowing quickly on his body.
Hold the grass! This can't be a trial, right? There are also people who can get the car away from the trial? However, looking at this technique, it is also redundant to drive, after all, this kind of ending up in the car is still too hard.
Limping up, I looked to the side, and there was a strong man standing beside me, one meter nine tall, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, a standard Chinese face, thick eyebrows and big eyes, at first glance it looked like an upright person, a kind person, and a person who abandoned low-level tastes......
"Thank you. I nodded and smiled at the strong man.
"It's fine. You're also part of the trial?" asked the strong man.
"Yes. "People saved me, this life-saving grace is there, even if the big man wants to harm me, I have to stretch my neck and wait, let alone such a problem.
"I think so, you should have just arrived here at the beginning, and you are not used to the situation here. ”
Hmmm, it seems that he didn't appear in this place with me.
"Didn't you just come in?" I asked.
"No, I've had more than a day today. Dahan said.
The Seven Killing Sword Sect is definitely messing with moths, I twitched my eyelids, and glanced towards my head.
Seven Killing Sword Sect, the main hall.
"Senior brother, come and see. One of the disciples shouted, and another person who was circling behind the disciples walked over.
"This. The disciple pointed to the light curtain in front of him, and there were two figures in the light curtain, staring at the car that the man was standing up.
"Is there anything strange?" the senior brother asked with a frown, this junior brother who summoned himself was not a peaceful master in the door, and he would feel sorry for the time of the day if he didn't make a little thing out every day. Now I don't know what kind of moth it is.
"This person should have used an exercise just now, and it looks like we've been looking for anything. The disciple said quickly, pointing his finger straight at me in the light curtain.
How is it possible, give him a few guts, he is afraid that he will not dare to come to the trial of the Seven Killing Sword Sect. The senior brother pursed his lips imperceptibly. It's a pity that they really can't know what the high-level thinks, if he knows that the high-level is for the smile grass and the flower of the two realms on me, I'm afraid he won't think so.
The senior brother patted the disciple on the shoulder, explained and continued to observe before walking away, although he didn't say anything, but the attitude was very clear: impossible.
The disciple glanced at the senior brother stupidly, and then his fingers slid lightly on the light curtain in front of him, and the light curtain quickly turned into another scene. The senior brother said that it was impossible, and it was meaningless to insist on it, not to mention, everyone was unwilling to do things here, so why should they touch that moldy head, and it would be over.
It was precisely because of the "inaction" of this disciple and this senior brother that I finally escaped.
At the moment when the light just swept away, the big man looked at me, hugged his fists, and said, "In Xia Shiqian." ”
But this body size, shouldn't it? This meter nine is definitely more than 250 pounds in weight, and the drum is about to catch up with the tower. Saying that he is a black whirlwind, Li Kui, I believe it.
"Arbitrarily under it. ”
"Fortunately. ”
"Fortunately, fortunately. "I followed the example of a man, and I was busy talking about the good luck. But this also reassured me completely, obviously, the man in front of me didn't know who I was, but it was okay, and it saved me from wearing masks, hats, glasses, hiring bodyguards, and hiring fans to pretend to be stars.
After chatting with Dahan for a while, I learned that Dahan is from a sect called Shiling, not a big sect, it should be a small sect similar to Yinfeng Ridge, and besides, Dahan's strength is not outstanding among the sects, and he was able to have this opportunity because of the arrangement of an elder in the sect who doesn't interact much on weekdays.
Listening to the big man tell the story, when I looked at the big man again, my heart was slowly shaking my head, this big man is also an upright fool, obviously he was sent by the elder to stand up to the thunder, and he was still here complacent thinking that it was the great favor that the elder gave himself, but I don't know that this trial, if you want to survive safely, I'm afraid it's very difficult.
It's just fine.,So I also walked with Dahan.,Of course,Akari I still said that I need Dahan to protect me.,Dahan's personality is refreshing.,Nod your head directly.,Walked out in the direction I decided before.。
Soon we met another man, also dressed in a robe that did not fit in with his surroundings, and when we met him, he was emerging from a dark red house, followed by a beautiful Japanese woman, who respectfully saw off the man and then turned back to the dark red house.
The man had his back to us, and I reached out and grabbed Shi Qian's shoulder, and ducked into the corner beside me. Therefore, even if the man looks at us backwards and forwards, he doesn't realize that we exist at all.
"What's the matter? That man, and that woman......" Dahan frowned tightly, obviously, this scene in front of him had exceeded Dahan's imagination.
"It's okay, it's probably the normal practice of a normal man. I said.
"Eat, practice?" the big man continued to ask.
The Han Jedi is a pure master, a particularly pure kind, but he is definitely not a normal man, the kind of place where the flowers and willows are located, eating, and practicing, it is also a loss to him to think of it.
"He must have done something bad. "I can only say this, if I say it bluntly, I am really worried that the big man will not understand.
"Do something bad? Then we should teach him a lesson. With that, the big man walked out with his feet raised, and I followed.
Dahan is an upright person, but he is also a ruthless person, although he was not killed by the person before, but looking at the person in front of him, lying on the ground with more breath and less breath, it is estimated that his trial will end here.
After solving this man's matter, Dahan and I of course continued to move on, and when we met the man in the robe again, there was a battle going on. Moreover, looking at the appearance of the battle, it should be a battle between the two teams, although the number of people is not large, but there are almost four or five people on both sides, and these two teams are obviously also the people who participated in this trial.
The two sides fought very clumsily, because they had no exercises and realms, so they were now just ordinary people who were relatively stronger, and the weapons in their hands were obviously very unlucky, because when I looked over, I saw a man who almost cut his teammate's arm with a kitchen knife.
I guess they wouldn't have imagined that one day they would beat each other up like street thugs.
Holding down the big man who was going to pull the rack, I glanced to the side, but I just saw a scene in a shop window, the woman was watching everything that was happening outside with a frightened face, and her ears were on the phone, and her lips continued to roll, as if she was communicating with someone.
Hold the grass! Alarm! Definitely call the police. For a moment, I almost thought that I had really returned to the human world, this damn thing, it was too pyrotechnic, not like the underworld, where there was almost nothing else to do every day except fighting and killing. Of course, there are dark places in the world, but at my level, I can't see it at all.
Moments later, one of the members of the team was finally brought down, apparently stabbed in the abdomen.
And it was at this time that the police finally appeared. It seems that every country is the same, it is always a step late, belatedly, your uncle, belated master? And looking at the policeman's mount, I was almost choked to death by the fireworks of this world.
Nima, what age is this? You are still riding a bicycle to the scene, are you worthy of the suspect? Are you worthy of the injured? Even if your country is small, then he can't run back and forth on a bicycle, right? After all, riding a bicycle across a province is also a physical job.
It's too real. At this moment, I actually wanted to laugh, and it was a laugh of shock. And I, while laughing, can only try to pinch my thighs so that I can stay awake, and always tell myself that this is really not a fucking reality, these are all fake.
Because the two teams were fighting, the police also used weapons - pistols.
Actually, I don't believe it, it's fake, you take out a pistol, I don't believe you can really kill people.
Table tennis!
There was a loud bang, and the pistol in the policeman's hand jumped, and one of the interrogators involved in the fight fell to the ground.
Hold the grass!
The next moment, I stretched out my palm, pulled Shi Qian, who was also shocked, and turned his head and ran, of course, quietly.
It wasn't until after running out of the 100 meters that I gasped and stopped with Shi Qian.
"What's that?" Shi Qian's shocked expression had not subsided yet, and he was staring at the bull's eye in the direction over there.
"Pistol. ”
"What's a pistol?"
"This ...... This ...... "Grass!" is hard to explain.
"Hidden weapon!" that's all I can say.
"Awesome. Shi Qian stretched out his thumbs up.
The fighting over there quickly subsided, and several cultivators involved in the fight had also been handcuffed and escorted into the police car under the push and shoving of the police, and then the siren sounded and the police car roared away.
I believe that they should be the only group of cultivators who have been arrested by the human police, and at the same time, the "buddy" who was knocked down is definitely the most cultivator to die, and none of them were actually killed by a pistol, no matter where they say it, others will not believe it. Of course, this unbelief can only be limited to people like me who know what the pistol is all about, and the pistol, in the eyes of the people of the underworld, should be like Shi Qian, thinking that it is a hidden weapon, a very awesome hidden weapon.
When it was over, I started to have a tooth for two reasons.
First, our outfit is so obvious that any person who sees us will think that we are weird, if we are seen by other cultivators, then we don't have to think about it to know that we are also cultivators, then the next thing is simple, you live and die.
Second, we need to change our clothes, but unfortunately, Shi Qian, an upright person, I don't know if he will support me to sneak the door and pick the lock and run to the clothing store to "take" some clothes out.
"Brother, we need to change our clothes. I didn't speak, but Shi Qian first gave his opinion.
Hold the grass! There is a pillow when you are sleepy, there is cold water when you are thirsty, there are girls when you go to bed, and there are shoes when you get out of bed! I want to hug Shi Qian's big country face and kiss it fiercely.
"I think you're right, but where are we going to get clothes?" I was disgusted by my acting skills, but Shi Qian was obviously seriously considering.
After a moment, Shi Qian suddenly pointed into the distance. Said a sentence: "There." ”
I looked in the direction of Shi Qian's finger, stepping on a horse, Shi Qian, you are definitely a noble man of Lao Tzu.
The direction of Shi Qian's finger happened to be a clothing store.
"So how do we get those clothes?" I'm going to throw up.
"Hmm...... We rushed over, smashed the door, and went in to get it. Shi Qian suggested.
Lao Tzu almost raised his feet in response to Shi Qian's call.
"Good. I agreed quietly, for fear that a louder voice would cause Shi Qian to change his mind.
So, the two of us walked towards the clothing store.
Moments later, two cool men appeared on the corner while the alarm bell rang in the clothing store behind us.
Shi Qian's appearance: Future Soldier, Arnold Schwarzenegger, wearing a leather jacket and leather pants, but no sunglasses on his face, reason: I'm not used to it, it's dark. These are Shi Qian's exact words.
My look: suit and leather shoes, fluttering tie, shiny leather shoes, insurance seller.
Although the two of us are standing together now, it is absolutely nondescript, like a street thug standing with a government servant, but it is better than us wearing a full robe to swagger through the city, a little artistic will think that we are playing cosplay, and those who don't understand art will definitely secretly scold a stupid, compare, this is absolute. And dressed like this, in fact, it is not the reason for our personal preference, people there is a store specializing in selling suits, my height of one meter eight, the suit I wear is already the largest size in the store, Shi Qian's height of one meter nine, I estimate that it is difficult to find such a large size of clothes in the whole of Japan, so, by chance, we found such a leather coat in the warehouse, and I don't know what I want to do with such a large size leather coat, playing with uniforms? or **? It is possible, after all, this is a "live" Good nation.
In short, the two of us don't have to accept so many strange eyes when we walk on the street now, and through this incident, I found that Shi Qian is not an old-fashioned person.
So, my next decision was strongly supported by Shi Qian.
"Shi Qian, do you see these things running on the street?"
"See. ”
"Any idea what this is?"
"Mounts. ”
I'll ride your uncle's mount.
"It's called a car. ”
"Oh, the car. Shi Qian nodded seriously again.
"It's the same as the mount, let's go find a wild one now, okay? ”
"Good. Shi Qian nodded and continued to be serious.
So, half an hour later, we drove a Suzuki car and sped down the city road.
Refreshing!
That's how I feel now, Made, do the math, I haven't touched a car for hundreds of years.
Now that we have the "mounts" and the clothes we have, then what we need to solve is the problem of food, because we are both hungry.
Fortunately, there is a wallet in the car, and there are colorful tickets in the wallet, looking at the money, I start to have a headache again, because Lao Tzu doesn't know this thing either, but I still know one thing, the more Arabic numerals, the greater the face value.
So, I took Shi Qian and swaggered closer...... Ramen shop.
Anyway, this place in Japan is full of these things.
Half an hour later, I patted my stomach and left the ramen shop, and Shi Qian left the ramen shop with his stomach straight.
"Arbitrary, why is there no wine in this inn?" and no meat?" Shi Qian asked me.
"Hmm...... They are poorer and cannot afford to eat meat. "I can only answer like this, anyway, what Lao Tzu said is what he said, and Shi Qian didn't know if he said it wrong. Therefore, I chose this more reliable answer, after all, in addition to fish and meat, almost all of this country has to rely on imports, when in the world, the pig, beef and mutton that have long been tired of eating are eaten, here, then he is the best talent, the VIP can eat. Of course, I don't mean to despise this country when I say this, after all, the high-end dishes of their country cannot be eaten in our country, such as: feast.
Food, clothing, housing and transportation are all solved, of course, this kind of thing, for us, there is no need to think about it for the time being, we just have no strength, and we have not really become ordinary people, a day or two without sleep, there is still no problem.
Then the next thing is the main thing, we need to equip ourselves, and the first thing we need to equip is weapons. After all, even if you run naked, if you have an AK-47 in your hand, then others will definitely run away when they see you, on the contrary, if you wear body armor but hold a steel pipe in your hand, I am afraid that the end may not be able to escape being killed.
After exchanging opinions with Shi Qian, Shi Qian replied seriously again: "I think the secret weapon you said is good." ”
I smothered the car on the side of the road with one kick, and I felt that I had to communicate with Shi Qian in depth about the "hidden weapon".
After half an hour of long exchanges, Shi Qian finally gave up his attachment to the "hidden weapon" and listened to my advice instead, so we now have several machetes on the back seat of the car, and a few bricks on our center console.
Of course, for the slab bricks, Shi Qian raised his own question, about the lethality of this thing.
Flat shot, basic attack damage. If you use horns, fatal damage. If you smash someone with the narrow side, the critical damage is twice as much as the basic attack. Here's how I explained it.
Therefore, now Shi Qianzheng is sitting in the co-pilot, throwing the bricks in his hand up and down, as if he is looking for a suitable way to use them, and occasionally grabs the bricks and slams them a few times.
Shi Qian, your uncle, be careful, don't hit Lao Tzu's head, this brick down, Lao Tzu is absolutely more than a confused end, and our "mount" is absolutely out of control, and if the mount is out of control, then the two of us will definitely be an immortal and seriously injured end.
I looked at the bricks in Shi Qian's hand, and suddenly felt that this choice should become a failure in my life.
We have this idea, and of course the other trialists have this idea, after all, everyone is not stupid, but there must be foolishness.
Because in front of our station stood a man in a robe, standing at the intersection staring at the "mounts" coming and going, as if he didn't know how to go.
There are no traffic lights in the underworld, so I'm confused, right? I stepped on the brakes to slow down as fast as I could, and drove slowly towards the robe.
Shi Qian naturally saw the robe in the distance, and naturally understood that this was a "fellow". It's a pity that there will be absolutely no such thing as "the townsman sees the fellow and tears are in his eyes" in the next scene, because the moment I lowered the car window, Shi Qian had already tacitly grasped the bricks in his hand.
Walk you!
The car drove past the robe, and in the shock of the robe's face, Shi Qian leaned out half of his body from the co-pilot, and the brick in his hand smashed into the robe face, fatally hurting!
The robe fell to the ground, and we had already driven away, a good one: the clothes were gone, and the merit and fame were hidden. Ten thousand flowers have passed, and the leaves do not stick to the body. The upper kang knows the girls, and the lower kang knows the shoes!
For this "attack", Shi Qian's expression has been expressed very clearly.
Excitement, excitement, the key is this thing, it's easy to use.
So, after a while, there were hundreds of extra bricks in our rear seats.
Made, when the trial is over, there won't be a master who specializes in using bricks in the underworld, right? I looked at Shi Qian, who had an excited face and a dangerous glint in his eyes. Ya's hand-held brick appearance is really a bit majestic, arrogant and arrogant.
Naturally, it couldn't have ended so easily, because we didn't hear the system's beep.
But instead we saw a wanted notice, and the sound of announcements ringing all over the streets, even from the radio of our car.
"Citizens please pay attention, citizens please note that several gangsters have suddenly appeared in the city, gangsters have different appearances, and their common feature is that they are wearing long robes, and they do not understand the ordinary rules clearly, if you find such people, please keep a safe distance as much as possible and report to the police immediately. ”
At the same time, there were several faces on the huge screen, half-length photos, almost more than half of them were in robes, among which there were two cool men at the top of the list, one in a leather coat, half of his body leaned out of the window, and the bricks in his hands were majestically slapping at a robed citizen, while the other, dressed in a suit and leather shoes, was driving a car with an excited face.