Although I'm trying my best to spray the old thing of soul purification, but in my heart I believe his words, and there is no other reason. Lao Tzu is now mixed with the underworld, what else can't trust the king of the ten halls.

However, once I believe in the existence of the Ten Hall Yama Kings, I will have even more headaches. Soul cleansing also said that the blood of the void is almost something that everyone wants, and once the news is exposed, then there will be no so-called rules of the rivers and lakes at all.

The King of the Ten Palaces of Hades, that is the King of Hades, although I don't know much about this knowledge, but, according to the TV series I watched when I was in the human world, I think that it is at least a god-like existence like Erlang God, belonging to the civil service establishment, and an absolute national cadre. If such a person makes a move, let alone resist, I guess I will become a scum if I can't even see people.

Do you need to be so ruthless? I was staring at the crescent moon when I thought so.

After being depressed for a while, another thought popped into my head. Nima, there are people above you? There are people above Lao Tzu.

Sister Meng Po, although I don't know what level Sister Meng Po's realm has reached, but I always think that my sister is definitely a very, very, very awesome existence, maybe, Hades is not easy to use. It's just that...... I stared at the raging chaos in the distance, and felt a dull pain in my head, Made, I have to get out of this hellish place first.

Because there is nothing I can do, I can only continue to chat with the crescent moon, praying that an apple will smash on my head, and then I will come up with a law of gravitation.

The law of gravity is real, so I also made a discovery, although no apple hit me.

Chatting with the girl of the crescent moon, I finally talked about how the girl came into this heavenly array, and then the girl's answer made me almost strangle the girl directly.

"That's how I walked in. The girl stared at me with big eyes and watery eyes, innocent and innocent, so that I wanted to split this little head directly to see what was inside. I felt like my emotions were being pressed to the ground by the girl, and I was about to spark. And the girl's next sentence made me lie directly on the ground and put it into a comfortable Taizi.

"Big brother, what is the Heavenly Array?" the girl continued to blink her big eyes, her eyelashes flickering at me, I really wish that some eyelashes could fan a gust of wind and blow Lao Tzu directly into a sand sculpture, so that I don't have to continue to suffer from these tortures.

"You don't know what the Heavenly Array is?"

"I don't know. ”

"That'...... Look there, what's there?" I looked at the howling wind in the distance, and pointed to the fiercest of them.

"Trees. "The girl is looking at me, like looking at a fool, and the girl should also be wondering, is the big brother who can bring such a sufficient sense of security a fool?

"Tree?" my voice instantly raised several octaves, a bit like serving the emperor's father-in-law. I paused slightly, then pointed my finger to another place.

"What about here?"

"Stone. ”

"What about here?"

"Trees. ”

"What about here?"

"Water. ”

Hold the grass! hastily hastily ......

I am now sure that the so-called coaxing Heavenly Array, in the eyes of the girl Crescent Moon, is not hair at all, and people are not affected by this thing at all, and the so-called Heavenly Array is not visible to people at all.

Ma De, Erlang God has opened the eyes of heaven? I looked at the girl's smooth head, and there was a serious slippage in my thoughts, is there also a heavenly eye on this girl's head that I can't see? If there is a heavenly eye, will this girl have anything to do with Erlang God? Uncle and nephew, brother and sister? Or ...... Father?

Amitabha, I didn't mean it, Uncle Erlang, don't mind, I just think about it casually, your old man is just so casual to listen to it, you just think I'm talking in a dream, you let me go, don't come to me, just as I'm a fart, the poofs have dissipated in the vast sea of people.

I quickly prayed again, the underworld is so real, then I absolutely believe that the great god of Erlang God also absolutely exists.

I prayed, somewhere in the heavenly realm, Erlang God suddenly sneezed several times in a row, which provoked the three virgins around him with doubts and worries.

"Brother, you have a cold?"

"I guess I'm suffering from the cold. "Erlang God returned.

Hold the grass, your uncle, the gods can catch a cold? Is that the fairy's home also equipped with fast-acting cold capsules?

"Crescent moon, can you see the people around us?" I asked tentatively, but my heart was up and down. Success or non-achievement is in this final trembling!!!

"Who?" The girl's face suddenly looked nervous, her head shook from side to side, and then her little face rose up, and her pink little nose began to twitch hard. It's over.,The drug detection dog is possessed again.,You're like this.,I really have to doubt your relationship with Erlang God.,I remember that Erlang God has a pet.,It's the black dog that can track thousands of miles.。 But I always remember that the black dog should have been eaten by the Dragon Descending Arhat, but I don't know if it's real or fake. Heavenly Court and Lingshan have always had an ambiguous relationship, and I think it is very possible that the old man who descended the dragon has the habit.

"Is there no one around us?" I asked the girl, but my heart was cold, and the last glimmer of hope was completely shattered, although I asked like that, in fact, it was just because I didn't believe what I heard, and I wanted to confirm it again, so I didn't give up.

"Probably not. The girl said.

It's over, it's completely cold, just for a moment, I feel like I'm on a roller coaster, swish, and it's all over again.

"Big brother, am I hiding?" the girl asked me for credit, and her little face was full of pride.

My sister's, I have a set of dragon descending eighteen palms to fly you. I stared at the crescent moon's delicate little face, and I really couldn't laugh or cry.

But if I think about it carefully, I also understand, after all, the world I see is not the same world at all, and I always use what I see to measure what others see, so there must be a big deviation. It's like I think "expensive" should be an adjective to describe the value of a thing, while those tyrants think that "expensive" should be a derogatory term, meaning that the person speaking can't afford it.

Riding a horse, the field of vision really determines the width of life, and I suddenly remembered the poisonous chicken soup I saw when I was in the world.

"Crescent Yue'er, in fact, you don't have to hide at all, the people here can't hurt you at all. "I decided to kidnap the crescent moon.

"Can't hurt me?"

"Well, think about it, when you first came, what did you look like when you saw your big brother?"

Crescent Moon thought as she gritted her fingers.

A moment later, the crescent moon's crisp voice sounded. "When I first came, my eldest brother was standing in front of a big tree in a daze, as if he was crying, the crying was scary, it looked ugly, oh, by the way, you still have a runny nose and drool, it is very ......long," the girl said, giggling.

Your sister, I look up to the sky and sigh, can't you look at something good? Why do you look at things from such a tricky angle? Don't take the usual path, are you Metersbonwe?

"Yes, you see, the big brother was also stupid at the time, in fact, the big brother was sleeping at the time. ”

"Why are you crying when you sleep? ”

You can't get out of your nose and saliva, can you?

"Because...... Because the big brother was sleepwalking at the time. ”

"You're not honest when you sleep. ”

It's okay to say what you said now, but don't say it when you're there, if you're heard by you, my eldest brother and I'll die to show you.

"So, actually, the other people here are sleeping, they're sleepwalking. ”

I'm sorry, guys. In order to be able to get out of here alive, whether it is a good person or a bad person, let's sleepwalk with Lao Tzu.

"Huh?" "The crescent moon seemed to have discovered a new continent, her eyes full of surprise and curiosity.

Enough heat.

"And, don't worry, even if they wake up, the big brother will be able to protect you and absolutely beat them all down. I continued to abduct the little girl, and the little girl was also very cooperative, and the light in her eyes became more and more excited.

"Let's go, big brother will take you to see. ”

The girl obviously didn't know what the world was like as I saw it, and besides, the girl was naïve and didn't have any problems. In short, whatever I say, she believes.

The girl was nodding desperately, obviously, the girl herself had never seen such a shocking scene of so many people sleepwalking collectively. It's also rare that at such an old age, he can still maintain a complete childlike innocence. Girl, when you come to the world, you have to join the party, don't forget your original intention, you have to always, you have implemented it very well, you should join with honor......

Of course, when it comes to finding someone, I finally let the girl take me to find it, intentionally or unintentionally, after all, I can't find anyone, and in this heavenly array, I might as well be blind. Moreover, I even coaxed and scared the girl to tell the girl not to touch those people, because once the sleepwalker is woken up, he is likely to become a fool.

"Big brother, you didn't become a fool. The girl said, apparently thinking of what she had woken me up.

Well, the big brother is not stupid, but it's fast too.

The girl and I walked out slowly, after all, this is the first time I have seen this ability, so I dare to fully believe in the words of the soul cleansing, or practice it myself, after all, practice is the only criterion for testing the truth.

Through practice, I finally proved that the girl is indeed able to see people, and I, even if I stay by the girl's side and hold the girl's hand, I can't see people, it seems that this ability can only be used by the girl herself.

"Crescent Yue'er, can you find a big brother who is wearing a dark dress, looks very quiet, is blind in one eye, and is a little thin, his name is Tsing Yi. "I followed the crescent moon and looked like I was protecting her.

"Yes. The girl nodded, very confident.

It seems that the girl has now discovered that the people here are indeed "sleepwalking", so now the girl is also bolder.

So, I searched slowly, and I don't know how much time passed, the girl's figure suddenly stood still, causing me to almost hit the girl's body.

"Big brother, the person in front of me seems to be the person you said. The girl said.

"What color is he wearing?"

"Dark. ”

"Is it quiet?"

"It's okay. The girl nodded.

"Is he blind in one eye?"

"Hmm...... I don't know, but I see that he seems to have a star in his left eye. ”

didn't run, it's definitely Tsing Yi, at least those who participated in this trial, there should be only one "blind man" like Tsing Yi.

"Girl, wake him up, tell him that the big brother is waiting for him outside, and then you take us out of this oasis. I said.

"Good. ”

So, the girl spoke to the empty space in front of her, and there were questions and answers, I was creepy to see, it felt like I had entered a madhouse, and the little girl in front of me was a severe schizophrenia.

"Let's go, big brother. "After a while, he looked back at me, stretched out his hand, pulled on my hand, and pulled the other hand in the void like that, it was even more fucking weird, Mom, I want to go home, it's so scary.

After some more time, the light flashed in front of my eyes, and the dark space disappeared into a patch of yellow sand, and when I looked back, it was an oasis of verdant greenery. And the girl Yue'er was standing beside me, holding me with one hand and Tsing Yi with the other.

"Looking for death?" I turned around, and I had already pulled Tsing Yi's neck collar with my hand, and the anger in my eyes almost cremated Tsing Yi directly.

Hey......

Tsing Yi was laughing, giggling, like a silly B.

To be honest, I really want to vent it directly on the bastard's handsome face now, so that he can clearly understand the anger that comes from a normal man.

After a long time, I really didn't go down ruthlessly, so Tsing Yi is still standing in front of me completely, and I have let go of the hand holding Tsing Yi's neck collar, no way, too embarrassing to step on the horse, the two big men looked at each other, I was angry, but Tsing Yi was smirking, no matter how I looked at it, it was like catching Tsing Yi and stealing people behind my back.

"Silly B!" I have to scold Tsing Yi, otherwise I can't let out this little anger in my heart.

Tsing Yi was still giggling, and then he put his arm on my shoulder when he stretched out.

"Dude, this life is yours. Tsing Yi said, smiling, but I could see the sincerity in Tsing Yi's eyes.

Lao Tzu was actually a little moved.

"Fuck off, uncle, your dog life is not uncommon, Lao Tzu needs you to give me a perfect explanation now. ”

"I pinched my fingers, and there were nobles to help me. ”

I, your uncle's nobleman, now I want you to kneel under Lao Tzu's suit pants.

"So, look, aren't you here?" Tsing Yi continued.

Hey......

I started laughing, because the noble person Tsing Yi said really couldn't say that it was me.

"Tsing Yi, you're not an ungrateful person, are you?"

"It's not. Tsing Yi was obviously a little confused by my question, and was looking at me with a confused expression.

"So, you should know that you should repay your kindness, right? Not to mention the two ribs, the spring should reciprocate, right?"

"Yes. ”

"Come, this is your nobleman. I stretched out my hands, pressed them on Yue'er's shoulders, pushed out my palms, and pushed this silly Bai Tian, who was smirking silly, in front of Tsing Yi.

Tsing Yi was even more confused, with an expression waiting for me to continue explaining.

Therefore, I was very happy to explain the ins and outs of the matter to Tsing Yi, of course, mixed with my analysis of the whole thing, and at the same time, very inadvertently omitted the question about the age of the girl Yue'er.

Tsing Yi continued to look at the crescent moon stupidly and the same for a long time, and finally stretched out his arm and pulled me to the side.

"What are you doing?" I asked Tsing Yi.

"What should this be called, little sister, or ......," Tsing Yi had a constipated expression on his face.

"You can do it yourself. "Since Lao Tzu has decided to cheat you, how can Lao Tzu tell you that this girl has been calling me brother.

"Senior...... Predecessor...... Thank you seniors for the rescue. Tsing Yi's expression is so exciting, calling a one-meter-two little Lori senior, it's really a little impossible to open her mouth.

"You're welcome, you're welcome, you're welcome...... "Crescent Moon has obviously not experienced such a thing, and the two little hands have come out with afterimages.

For such a scene, in fact, there is no way for me to survive next to me, mainly because I feel uncomfortable and want to laugh, but in order to be able to pit Tsing Yi, Lao Tzu can only stand next to me and endure it, even if he vomits blood. Through this incident, I finally understood what it means to "when there is an avalanche, you are innocent if you don't step on a snowflake", and I experienced it as an avalanche character.

Tsing Yi obviously saw that something was wrong, but for the sake of face, he could only dry this bowl of bitter water raw.

As soon as he finished telling the story to Tsing Yi, before he could get down to business, the stiff "system prompt" sounded again.

"Tsing Yi, can this thing be ......" I almost shouted, but unfortunately, the speed of speech still restricts my communication, I am thinking about whether to refine Tsing Yi into a book of exercises, and get it to Lao Tzu's spiritual platform, then it should save a lot of trouble.

It's a pity that in a flash of light, the three of us were teleported again, and I don't know if we can be teleported together by such a coincidence.

When I opened my eyes again, it was another scene, a place full of high-rise buildings, bright lights, big neon lights were slowly flickering, the streets were also slowly moving, and some noisy music was playing in the shops on the street, all of which no longer showed a huge problem.

Room!

Hold the grass!

I blurted out two words without hesitation.

Nima, it can't be that there is a teleportation problem and Lao Tzu is brought back to the world, right? Moreover, I am very sure that I have found another problem, the place where I am is actually Japan, because I not only saw those crooked Japanese characters that have been improved from Chinese characters, but even saw the face of the "teacher" on a big screen, full of smiles, towering mountain peaks, quiet valleys, and of course, the clothes are still so "ragged".

Three questions.

First, the teleportation array may be broken, but I quickly dismissed the problem, because I didn't feel the slightest anger here, but a stronger dead air.

Second, this is definitely a template for the reality of Japan.

Third, the people of the Seven Killing Sword Sect have definitely been to Japan, but I don't know if it is the current person who has been there, or if it is an old monster from before the Seven Killing Sword Sect. And because of this conclusion, I once again deduced another idea: the high-level of the Seven Killing Sword Sect is probably not a good bird, otherwise why not choose another place, but choose this "colorful" place in Japan as the scene of this trial, and the soul cleansing also said: Art comes from life. The bastards definitely went to Japan to "live", but they don't know whether they are "alive" or "alive".

For the strange scene in front of me, I was on guard at the same time, but I was also secretly happy, after all, when I was alive, I was a police officer, or an X officer, because of the problem of identity, it is not very likely to come to this "fun" country, so, so I am looking at the light curtain of the "teacher", smiling and groaning, and at the same time, the reaction is strong.

Yes...... The description ends here, otherwise there will be harmony. At the same time, I also hope that the stupid person of the code word will not be so often on the verge of death crazy temptation, a total of three chances, you have already used it once, and if there are two more, Lao Tzu can only be a eunuch.

Anyway, it's a fantasy, so in the spirit of the mentality that it's all fake anyway, and everyone comes here at the same time, I decided to "travel" more in this "fun" country. As for how to "travel", that is not enough for outsiders.

I don't know the place well, so I simply believe in the reins.

I chose a random direction and walked out, where the teacher was smiling sweetly at me on the light curtain.

I'm coming!

Chirping......

It's not the sound of the brakes, it's the sound of burning tires caused by the car's sudden acceleration and the frantic friction of the wheels on the ground.

As I turned my head, I saw a car rushing towards me frantically, and the stance, obviously, was going to kill me.

Hold the grass!

Even if you don't pull up a banner and say: Welcome Mr. Ren to Japan, but at least you can't drive over and kill Lao Tzu the first moment you see him, right?

I don't want you to know how powerful Lao Tzu is, you really think that you are a great nation, draft uncle, dwarf mule!

Raise your hand, bend your fingers, bend your index finger and buckle your thumb, and the old bullet will kill you stupidly.

The fist is set to launch the world, and the power is ......

What about Lao Tzu's strength? For a moment, I was really stupid. Because I don't feel any great strength in my body now, what I have is the strength of a normal man, roughly estimated, I am now carrying fifty pounds of rice to the fourth floor, and I am estimated to be tired and lie directly on the ground.

Boom!

The crazy car crashed directly into the streetlight on the side of the road, and the car pouted and stood there against the streetlight, as if it liked the lamppost.

And my body was already flying and was crashing into the trash can next to me.