Chapter 2: Heavenly Freedom
Isn't it just that I invited a big customer to dinner yesterday, and I made a little unpleasant, what a big deal, and the heavenly court came forward to settle the matter!
This style of bombing people into scum at every turn is indeed a bit inconsistent with the style of immortals. No wonder this unreliable old man, who has been in the fairy world for thousands of years, is still dangling on the verge of being eliminated, all because of his lack of IQ.
"Alas!" Hua Feiyang sighed, put his hand on the top of the bad review, and was about to press it down.
"Keep people under the knife!" A white light flickered around, and it was not an unreliable old man who appeared, but who else could it be.
Looking at the No. 9527 immortal who had gray hair and beard and could be his grandfather's grandfather, he said with a handful of snot and tears that Hua Feiyang was a "great benevolent man of the ninth generation", and he should be rich and noble.
During this time, Heavenly Court is also strictly anti-corruption in an all-round way, because of the uneven distribution of spoils, insider reports, and the leader has been dismissed, Hua Feiyang's problem has come to light, and Heavenly Court only knows about it, and then wants to compensate you, Yunyun.
The old fairy also said that the sadness on the road to becoming an immortal in the past and the difficulty of completing the KPI assessment indicators, in addition, this mistake can not be completely blamed by the old fairy, who knows that you are a natural thunderbolt affinity, and you have a great ability to attract thunder and lightning itself, so you also have to bear some responsibility for this mistake.
The old fairy sincerely admitted his mistakes again and again, and said that he would do his best to compensate himself.
"You're always too soft-hearted, too soft-hearted. Hua Feiyang, which had already been put on the bad reviews, retracted his hand. "That, don't be in a hurry for a while, wait for two days to evaluate, it can be regarded as giving you a chance to make up for your mistakes, you can't kill people with a stick, and the overall chances of 'the prodigal son will not change his money'?"
Next, it was the days when Hua Feiyang was a "A Piao" for a period of time. The original body has turned into nothingness, and one can only find a similar body in the thousands of worlds.
On the one hand, it must be a coincidence, and on the other hand, it must be excellent in all aspects. After all, Heavenly Court has been wrong twice, as the saying goes, you can't do it again and again. As a result, the personnel department (organization department) of Heavenly Court, the leading responsible department for this work, searched for all kinds of worlds, and delayed some time.
During the period in Heavenly Court, Hua Feiyang exerted the iron man spirit of having the conditions to go up and creating the conditions without the conditions, showing the power of the salesman's three-inch incorruptible tongue, and finally let the old fairy open the treasure house accumulated by him for tens of thousands of years.
Hua Feiyang, who was like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, stood at the entrance of the treasure house, grew his mouth, and shed a shameful hara. The treasure house is full of jewels and dazzling, all kinds of long and short, fat and thin, and the treasures on the ground and underground.
The old fairy looked at Hua Feiyang, who seemed to have rabies, and hurriedly stepped forward, "If you say five pieces, you can only take five pieces, and if you have more, you will not keep your promises!"
"Hey, old man, it's easy to say, it's easy to say. I, Hua Feiyang, have always been honest, otherwise how would I have been rampant in the business world for so many years (Author: When has it been rampant?, why don't I know!), you just see it!"
It took three days and five laps around the treasure house before Hua Feiyang decided to start. "Old man, what is this 'Soul Rejuvenation Pill' for?" Hua Feiyang held a bottle of mutton fat jade bottle in his hand, and the three words "Soul Rejuvenation Pill" were written on the bottle in seal script.
"This is a drug just developed by the Ministry of Health of Heavenly Court, mainly for the treatment of internal and external diseases such as bruises, lumbar muscle strain, etc., it is said that this thing has a miraculous effect on nourishing yin and replenishing yang!" After speaking, the old fairy also gave Hua Feiyang a "you know" look.
Hua Feiyang only heard the second half of the sentence, and then put the thing in his arms. No matter which civilization you go to, you still need to nourish yin and replenish yang. This is a matter of sexual well-being for the rest of your life, and it should not be taken lightly. Although my own capital is not bad now, who can be better for this kind of thing.
"Old man, is there any elixir, such as eating a pill that can increase one's strength for 100 years or directly become a sword saint or something like that? and then fight all over the world invincible!" Hua Feiyang suddenly realized that it was also very important to protect himself when he went to another world. Don't wait two or three days to be killed, how unworthy.
"How can there be such a thing, it is completely contrary to the law of 'conservation of energy', if there is such a thing, I will eat it directly, then it will be your turn!"
"Is there an artifact that can directly see through people's hearts?" Hua Feiyang continued to ask.
"No......" the old fairy replied embarrassedly.
"Is there an artifact that can improve people's loyalty on a large scale, I got there, opened the artifact, and bowed as soon as I did the little brother, how majestic. Hua Feiyang asked.
"Still not ......," the old fairy replied in a lonely voice.
"Is there a universal alchemy furnace, as long as I throw in the raw materials, it will be able to refine the pill I need!" Hua Feiyang asked again.
"This is not ......," the old fairy replied depressedly.
"Alas, I dare to open a store without anything! I'd better find it by myself!" Hua Feiyang shrugged.
Old Immortal: "......" The old fairy suddenly realized a problem, he couldn't let this little bastard lead his nose anymore, and he had to take measures to induce, otherwise he would let him squeeze out his little dry goods sooner or later.
"I said Feiyang!" The old fairy looked at Hua Feiyang and began to take the initiative.
"What's the matter? I'm busy, what do you think of this 'Night Pearl'?" Hua Feiyang said with a fist-sized bead and weighing it with his hand.
When the old immortal saw Hua Feiyang get this "Dinghai Divine Pearl", his heart almost skipped a beat, this is one of the treasures of the treasure house, with him, it can be said that the combat power in the water can increase by 100 times, but Hua Feiyang can't be allowed to take it. "Feiyang, you need to have a certain purpose in taking things! If you choose like this, you are likely to get flashy things. ”
"Huh?" Hua Feiyang took the "Night Pearl" and looked at the old fairy with slanted eyes, making it clear that he didn't trust him.
"Brother, believe me, immortals can't tell lies. The old fairy paused, "So, it's not that all the treasures are suitable for you, and you can't just choose the expensive ones and not the right ones!"
There is some truth in the words of the old immortal, Hua Feiyang is waiting for the next step of the old immortal.
"When you come to another world, before you go, only the group of sub-immortals in the Personnel Department (Organization Department) of the Heavenly Court know your situation, according to your current situation, you should be in a better place and have a higher status, but who can say well, so when you go to a new place, self-preservation is the most important!" the old fairy earnestly taught.
"Then you say, what should I choose first?" Hua Feiyang asked.
Seeing Hua Feiyang on the road, the old fairy's spirit was lifted. "The first treasure you chose the 'Soul Rejuvenation Pill' is right, wherever you go, you may have a headache and brain fever, and there is a broken tendon and bones, and the 'Soul Rejuvenation Pill' is just the right medicine. Besides, this 'broken muscles and bones' is said to the gods, as for you ordinary human beings, half a grain of it, as long as you are not dead, you can immediately jump alive!"
"Wocao, this is really amazing!" Hua Feiyang was ashamed in his heart, and he only targeted "nourishing yin and replenishing yang".
"However, like all medicines, the effect will decline if you use too much, it is recommended that it is just a general injury to the muscles and bones, not to use it if it is not a life and death injury! And there are only 20 in a bottle, don't use it easily!" The old fairy instructed, this is the first treasure.
The old immortal felt a little relieved in his heart, after all, the "Soul Rejuvenation Pill" in Heavenly Court is just an existence similar to bruise ointment, the immortal can't lie, it's true, the Soul Rejuvenation Pill is also a medicine issued by the Ministry of Health of Heavenly Court, but the scope of distribution is a bit wide, and those mobile small traders at the door also have it, and the effect is not bad.
I really don't know, how did such goods get into their treasure trove, it seems that we have to have a "rectification movement" to check whether anyone has eaten kickbacks. But this time, again, you have to ...... I have to thank Xiao Tong fiercely, if I really take away the "Dinghai Divine Pearl", I won't be distressed for ten years.
"The second treasure should still choose self-preservation! I happen to have a magical thing here, I call it the 'Moon Shield', and the reason why it is called so is because it can fend off an attack for you once a month, and then go into a deep sleep to automatically absorb the ability of heaven and earth.
Even in that barren environment of your earth, it can be filled in a month, and then continue to protect you! The length of time to charge is related to the size of the last consumption, if the last time you used up the energy, it will take a month.
Because the trigger of the 'Moon Shield' must be more than serious damage, once triggered, it must need to be recharged for more than half a month.
Of course, this defense is not omnipotent, and there are certain limits. Take the earth as an example, if a nuclear bomb explodes within 100 meters, it will definitely not be able to withstand it, but it is still not a problem to resist the attack of a cruise missile.
Converted to the world of Douqi, that is, a figure at the level of a sword master, with all his strength, this 'Moon Shield' can still resist it. After the old fairy finished explaining, as soon as he stretched out his hand, a button-like object appeared in his hand.
Seeing the old fairy say this, it was really a good thing, Hua Feiyang snatched the "Moon Shield" from the old fairy and stuffed it into his pocket.
"The third treasure is the attack, and it's not the same thing if you don't fight back if you are beaten!I have a 'Sunset Bow' here, and its power depends on your own strength.
If you are strong, the 'Sunset Bow' will be stronger! The bow and arrow have no bowstring, and they are stimulated by their own energy!" I don't know when, a bow and arrow appeared in the old fairy's hand, the whole body was green, crystal clear, and brilliant, and it was not ordinary at first glance.
Seeing Hua Feiyang smile, the old fairy patted a book in his hand and continued, "This fourth thing is to improve one's self-cultivation."
In the past few thousand years, I have summarized and summarized the various energies in the world, as well as the cultivation and use of these energies, there are no less than 2,000 kinds, to tell the truth, because of the limited time, the depth of the collection is not enough.
But the depth is only at the elementary school level for our Heavenly Court, but for the worlds, if they can learn these things, not to mention a super-super-first-class existence, it should be okay to be a top-notch level.
I don't know which world you can go to now, but thinking about this kind of big and complete thing is what you need the most!" said Hua Feiyang's heart, come on, you don't want this thing.
"The last one should be the space ring, of course, there are many names for this kind of thing, and we use the most popular one, which is called the 'space ring'. It's a must-have item for a novel!" said the old fairy, touching his beard.
Seeing Hua Feiyang bring the ring, the old fairy breathed a sigh of relief, although the immortal can't lie, but it's still okay to speak selectively. Although the things Hua Feiyang took were very good, they were nothing compared to the other things in the treasure house of the old immortals.
Seeing the old fairy's relieved expression, Hua Feiyang felt a little fooled, but how to say it specifically, Hua Feiyang couldn't say.
"Nima, this is bullying me for being uneducated, and the information is asymmetric...... No, why don't you let me choose one, that's it, I think that dagger is quite presentable...... Hua Feiyang began to play tricks.
The old fairy looked at the dagger with Hua Feiyang's fingers, which could be regarded as a fine product in the treasure house, and it was a little painful for a while.
But think about it again, under my own inducement, the first few things, in addition to the sunset bow, are still a little valuable, and the rest are all things that can be bought in the small store at the entrance of the Heavenly Court Kindergarten, and after thinking about it for a while, I let it go.
The efficiency of Heavenly Court is okay, but after a few days, there will be news that the right conditions have been found, and it will almost be time to be a human again.
was sent to the "place of reincarnation" by many immortals. Hua Feiyang felt that this word was particularly familiar for a while, and there were mostly negative meanings, but shaking hands with the immortals in rows one by one, this kind of treatment that the leaders on TV did not have, made Xiaohua's heart swell suddenly, and he did not entangle the mystery of this "place of reincarnation" for a while.
Until all the ceremonies have been held, I have finished giving the old god a good review, and I want to enter the moment of "reincarnation". Hua Feiyang remembered that this "place of reincarnation" is not a toilet in Journey to the West?!
As soon as I turned around, I was about to say something, but I saw that there seemed to be some cunning in the old fairy's professional and programmed smile?!
"No, there are Diao people who want to harm me!" Before Hua Feiyang could shout, he was thrown off the bridge by the immortals as if he had sent Marshal Tianpeng down to earth......
"Won't you become a pig, or will you go to which pig country to become a king?" This was Hua Feiyang's last thought before he fell into the "place of reincarnation".