Chapter 1 Split Crookedly Again

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Date: March 27, 2010. Venue: Shangri-La Hotel, Bird City.

"Mr. Liu, this is not suitable, it is really not suitable, although I sell wine, how can I drink this box...... You know, my body ...... I've been in the hospital once in the past few days!" Hua Feiyang said as he looked at the boss of Party A, who was already a little drunk.

"Don't they all say that the customer is God? Say you can do it, you can do it, you can do it if you can! Don't talk nonsense, hurry up, drink this wine quickly!" A middle-aged man with a big belly and a lot of hair was holding a huge red wine glass filled with white wine.

Under the bright light, the colorless liquid inside also seemed to become golden. For a moment, the eyes of a room full of people were focused on this cup.

"That's it, Xiaohua, look at what you said, it seems like we did something to you the day before yesterday. Also, our President Liu has already spoken, and you don't drink it. So uninteresting, I really don't know how your company sent you to sell business!Mr. Liu, or am I the most obedient, isn't it......" A snorting voice, accompanied by the current of bright apricot eyes, was transmitted.

However, for the salesman Hua Feiyang, this voice is tantamount to a poisonous snake spitting out a letter.

"What Secretary Li said is, if you don't drink it...... I remembered that there seems to be a bit of a problem with the price of the contract that has just been preliminarily negotiated, and I want to reconsider it!"

As long as Party A is not satisfied with any link, it can be said that all the previous efforts will be wasted. Hua Feiyang, who has been a sales elite of "Du Kang Drunk" for many years, is deeply touched by this.

This customer is not bad, Hua Feiyang remembers one year, just to drink. My boss had just undergone surgery and couldn't drink. angered Party A at that time, and the big boss immediately took out ten glasses and poured them full of Moutai.

One cup is one-tenth of an order, ten glasses are all drunk, and all the business is yours. My boss didn't say a word, picked up the wine glass, drank ten glasses, and earned back the company's business volume for a year and a half, but he also lay in the hospital for a month.

"Mr. Liu, I'm sorry, I remembered it wrong, I went to the hospital where I stayed last week, and it has nothing to do with drinking. Our leader said that entrepreneurship needs to be tested by 'alcohol'...... I'd rather drink my stomach out of the hole than let my feelings show my feelings, bring the wine, I'll drink it!" Hua Feiyang ripped off the tie on his body and threw it on the ground.

picked up a bottle of Du Kang drunk who had just been opened, poured it into the goblet with a bang, raised his neck, and poured a glass of wine into his stomach.

Anyone who has drunk alcohol knows that if you have just been drunk, don't talk about drinking the next day, you will be disgusted for a while when you listen to the word "wine". At this time, Hua Feiyang's face had already begun to turn blue.

"Eh, look at what your own face has become, and no one is forcing you, why are you drinking so much wine!Hey, I also said, you have such a small amount of alcohol, and you are embarrassed to come to sell wine, just drink so much, this Du Kang's drunken wine is also the name, I'm afraid the quality is not up to par!" Secretary Li's red cherry mouth continued to barabala.

"It's okay with this wine, I can still drink it, I can drink it. You, you wait. "This contract seems to be very important to Hua Feiyang.

"Okay, you drink it slowly! I still have something to do with Mr. Liu, the people from Liuliangye called me just now, and we have to go over!" Secretary Li stretched out his little hand, and there was a warm and heavy Hetian jade bracelet on his wrist, the dark green bracelet formed a strong contrast with the white wrist, and it was priceless at first glance.

Seeing the jade bracelet, Hua Feiyang, who was already a little confused, suddenly came to his senses, this jade bracelet is worth a lot of money.

Secretary Li has mentioned it to himself several times, but he didn't take it seriously, on the one hand, he has invested a lot in the pair of mothers in front of him, and on the other hand, he has just walked out of the campus, and he still has a little bit of scholarly spirit.

It seems that the peers of Liuliangye have grasped the key point and made a bloody investment.

"You ......" Hua Feiyang, who had just understood that he had already lost, thought that he had been played like a monkey all night, and suddenly became angry, and suddenly pushed down the chair and stood up, pointing to the male and female, and before he could speak, he fell under the table, and he really didn't stand the "alcohol test".

"I'm scared to death, I really think it's so powerful!" Secretary Li breathed a sigh of relief, patted his huge murder weapon, wrapped in tight clothes, formed a wave of flesh, rolled back and forth several times, and Mr. Liu, who was watching on the side, widened his eyes and swallowed his saliva.

"Mr. Liu, let's go! This Hua Feiyang, I said a long time ago that it is unreliable, you have always been merciful, and you always want to give young people more opportunities. Look at him like this, let's go to Liuliangye and have a look!" Secretary Li was shaking, snorting, and rubbing, and he was so fascinated that Mr. Liu couldn't find the north, and he couldn't wait to take out his heart and satisfy the various wishes of this little goblin.

"Young man, don't say that I didn't give you a chance, it's because you don't have the ability to do it, and it's no wonder that others!" Walking to the door, Mr. Liu seemed to think of something, turned back to the table, said a few words, and turned his head to go out.

"It's too much of a bully!" Suddenly, a deep, deep voice rang in the ears of the male and female pairs.

"Who!" Hua Feiyang was lying on the ground, it was definitely not him. Mr. Liu looked around and found no one else. "Where are the rats, have the courage to stand up!"

"How can this be reasonable, if it weren't for the coincidence of this god, how could he see such an embarrassing traitor and forcing a good person to become a prostitute (although he has fallen, although he has the help of the gods, but Hua Feiyang still hasn't figured out when he is a "prostitute") ugly thing! Since you want to see this god, why not let you see it!" Before the words fell, a divine light flashed, and the entire box was filled with pure white, warm, and holy light, and an old man with white hair and white beard and a Taoist robe walked out of the space step by step.

A male and female pair froze for a moment, glanced at each other, and then laughed at the same time. "Yo, Mr. Liu, don't say it, this acting is really similar, I was startled before!" Secretary Li hid behind Mr. Liu when he didn't see anyone, and now he saw that he was an old man, and his psychology was much calmer. Anyway, driven by alcohol, he walked over one step at a time, pulled his hair at the old man, and pulled his beard.

looked at the old man's grinning appearance, "Mr. Liu, this is a real person!"

"No! This is not light and shadow technology! If you are a real person, this level is really high! Hey, what about you, white-bearded old man, don't mess around, mess with me Lao Liu, go to be a technical consultant, or even go to act, it's not much better than you are pretending to be a ghost now." ”

"How can this be reasonable, to say that the deity pretends to be a ghost, and sees that this immortal will destroy you on behalf of the heavenly court!" The old comrade seemed to be angry, and his white hair exploded.

"Hey, it still represents the heavenly court, why doesn't it represent the moon, isn't the beautiful girl of the water ice moon more energetic!" Obviously, the male and female did not realize the danger, and laughed heartlessly.

Suddenly, the most central part of the entire room emitted an extremely dazzling light, forming a watermelon-sized lightning ball of light.

"You are proud, this is the first time this immortal has appeared in 300 years, and it is also the first time in 500 years that this immortal has made a move, and I will use the super invincible, dead and lifeless, and nirvana skills that I have just practiced to refine you, and the province will continue to bring disaster to the world!"

Seeing such a strong momentum, the male and female seemed to be a little confused again, "Really?" The two looked at each other.

"Let's go!" the watermelon-sized ball of light seemed to be slow, but it actually rushed out quickly. If everything goes well, it will explode between these two people.

It seems that the gods always prefer to joke. The ball of light flew out, but it turned a corner halfway, and the target was Hua Feiyang, who wanted to struggle to sit up.

As soon as he opened his misty eyes, Hua Feiyang felt that his eyes were super bright and his body was super hot, and then there was no more......

A pair of male and female looked at Hua Feiyang, who was blown up and didn't even have scum left, and suddenly shouted hysterically, "Kill someone, kill someone", and then ran out, leaving only an inexplicable immortal with an inexplicable face, looking at their hands blankly.

"No. 9527 Immortals, according to this 'crooked performance', your errand has been messed up again! According to the end elimination mechanism of 'immortals can go up and down, and immortals can enter and exit' newly promulgated by Heavenly Court, if the customer gives a bad review or complaint again, we will assess you according to the KPI indicators set at the beginning of the year, and you may be demoted......" Not long after, another voice sounded in the room.

"Assessment, elimination...... Wait" The old fairy, who was still stunned just now, immediately came back to his senses.

"You're saying that if the customer doesn't give a bad review or complaint, I don't have to downgrade...... That, you...... I'll communicate with the customer first...... "The old fairy coped with the scene with the vigorous thinking of a young man, turned around and disappeared from the hotel.

"We have just received news that there has been a ball lightning death incident at the Shangri-La Hotel. This is also the first time in the history of our city. Next, please invite Professor Li, a famous brick family of the Academy of Sciences of our city, 'Home Squatting University', to interpret for us. ”

"Hello audience friends, hello host! This unfortunate incident occurred because of a ball lightning bolt that is rare in history.

Ball lightning was once thought to be the arrival of aliens, but modern science cannot explain the cause and occurrence of ball lightning for the time being, and this is the first recorded time in our city.

As for the 'old fairy' said by the witnesses at the scene, it was caused by the hallucination caused by the ball lightning being too dazzling, and it was not true, so I would like to remind the audience that we should attach great importance to the lightning protection work in various periods, and the citizens and friends should try not to go out when the thunder is blowing, do not answer the mobile phone to watch TV, and do not get close to the tall plants of the power tower......"

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