Chapter 164: Alien Bar

It is said that the cosmic war is continuous, and a large number of aliens have taken refuge on the earth, and some have come out of pure curiosity.

The reason is that Doctor Doom summoned the Black Elf to Earth, yes, the Black Elf in Marvel who tried to pull the universe into darkness.

The earth world is not the world of black elves, it doesn't seem to be so terrifying here, at least not as good as black elves, who can beat aliens to the ground, and then dry them to make bacon.

It was the battle between the Women's Federation and Dr. Doom against the Black Elves that sent a message to the universe, there is an earth here, and most of the human beings on the earth are very weak, and they are shamefully weak! Science and technology are backward, only a few people have terrifying force, and the most important thing is that the human order of the earth is very charming, and it is not the absolute will of one will to rule all wills, they are civilized, one human and one will......

A whole new police system is being born, Men in Black......

At present, the boss of this bar is a man in black, well, Bruce admits that these aliens are difficult to manage, so he applied to his superiors for a place where they gathered, a bar made of U789 alien material, and it can't cause trouble.

Further, the Men in Black is a new division of S.H.I.E.L.D. It is composed of some people with lofty ideals, dedicated to maintaining world peace, all human beings living and working in peace and contentment, laughing and laughing every day, and having some special abilities.

In short, when Coulson sees a mutant, he will preach the virtues of self-cultivation, governing the country, maintaining world peace, and caring for the security of the universe, and then recruit him to be sent to Professor X's school for training, and after the training, he will be on the job of the man in black.

The boss of this bar is Bruce, the man in black, who has just been on the job for 3 months and has unknown abilities.

"Boss, just now a great little guy came into the bar, and he knocked out the U789 door with a casual bang, didn't you say that the U789 nuclear explosion only showed the mark?"

"Oh, I see. "Bruce had just had a drink with a bug-type and then collapsed.

The environment inside stands out for a feature, and if there is, it must be darker.

"No shame!" Zhang Tianzhi scolded, an alien by the curtain was mating in the name of reproduction, one had antennae on his head, and his body was similar to that of a human female, and the other side was strange, like a beetle?

Uh, Zhang Tianzhi felt nauseous.

A beautiful woman gave a flying kiss to Zhang Tianzhi, Zhang Tianzhi was surprised that there were normal humans here, and then he saw the fangs of the beauty. "What kind of alien is this? Probably cannibalism, right?"

The little kid got on the table. "Give me a bottle of the strongest wine!"

The bartender looked normal, but when he smiled, his facial expression was out of sync, apparently wearing the skin of a human mask. "The strongest wine, the god horse wine, the god will get drunk when he drinks it. ”

"Yes, that's it, give him the biggest cup. Zhang Tianzhi sat down with great interest, expecting Nefarian to sleep for ten days and ten nights after taking a sip.

The bartender was rubbing his fingers, and the meaning was obvious. Zhang Tianzhi reached out and touched it in his pocket, and then clinked and threw down a bunch of things.

A fossil like dog shit, a foul-smelling piece of metal, a drop of glowing liquid...... These were all touched by Zhang Tianzhi on the way in.

The bartender saw that it was not money, and he showed a pound sterling.

"It's not money?" Nefarian looked at Zhang Tianzhi with contempt, you are embarrassed now.

"Oh. Zhang Tianzhi nodded expressionlessly, he stared closely at the pound in the bartender's hand.

Then after the bartender put the pound in his pocket, Zhang Tianzhi's fingers that had been on the wine table moved, the bartender's pants were lined up with a slit, and the pound fell to the ground......

Pound walked nimbly on the ground, and finally reached Zhang Tianzhi's feet, where he leaned over and picked it up and threw it to the bartender.

Unaware, the bartender observed a fossilized dog shit with interest, and suddenly shouted, 'Adicon, I have a stone here that is the same as the poop you pulled when you were born......

"It's really shit!" said Nefarion, looking disgusted as he drank his wine.

A super fat man walked over, not feeling like a person, with no life in his body. The life form of Molka is really similar to that of humans, or it is basically the same.

The difference is that some people in Morka will continue to "live" for some reason after death, and they will carry a certain obsession before death, the greed for money, and the selfish miserliness......

These dead people are still "alive", like something described in the Bible on Earth, you can interrupt them, they can stick themselves up like clay, but when you beat them to slag, they are really dead.

There's the incredible Underworld Police Department, and these dead Morka people have come to Earth from the Underworld Police Department.

"This is the first poop I pulled, oh mom......" The super fat man suddenly cried, and after a few seconds, he changed his face nervously, and his face was furious. "It's mine, it's mine, who stole my first poop? You?"

The bartender who watched the play didn't think it was too big, and pointed directly at Zhang Tianzhi and said, "He gave it to me just now." ”

Nefarian spat out the Divine Horse. "It's so bitter, it's hard to drink!"

"Do you have that kind of floating feeling?" Zhang Tianzhi smiled, motioning for Nefarian to hold back and take another sip. "Drunkenness is the most beautiful thing in the world, and you must have heard of women praying to their men to quit drinking through the temple prayers by Ayes, right? Why can't you quit drinking? Because drinking is so beautiful. ”

The two of them didn't even notice that the super fat man had been pumped by a nervous man.

"Okay, I'll try it with another sip. Nefarian continued to take a sip in anticipation, his eyes rolling, and he pointed his free left hand at the super fat man.

"Wow! It's so bad, I can't stand it. Nefarian decisively dropped the cup. "Zhang Tianzhi, that person is going to kill you. ”

Zhang Tianzhi patted the violin case behind him, and a sword with golden light flashed out of it, and then boomed......

A wall-like giant sword blocked the path of the super fat man, of course the super fat man was not afraid of death, and he didn't know how to write the word death even if he died once.

The bar became extremely lively.

"What kind of technology is this? I'll bet a hundred bucks to win. ”

"I don't think so, the fat man is a dead man of Morkastar, he can't die, I bet on him to win....."

"I'm coming!" said Nefaryan, jumping down from his barstool. "Hey, it's a little dizzy, it feels good, it's good! I'm going to have another glass of Shenma'er. ”

"Are you sure? Zhang Tianzhi threw the change to the bartender, and at the same time stretched out his right hand and raised his fingers, as if to greet the giant sword, the giant sword with a sword body of two meters wide came over, but the giant sword really came......

Zhang Tianzhi grabbed the giant sword and slapped it like a fly swatter, and the super fat man was slapped into five pieces, and he didn't die...... He was piecing himself together in a huff.