The Death Star Adolphe and the super fat man are Taoist friends, and the two of them robbed the Earth from an alien aircraft together.

The Death Star man has eight hands, and if he lies on the ground, he is no different from a cockroach, and Adolphich has guns all over his body, and he pulls out his guns...... Then, when he entered the Earth register, his guns were forcibly replaced with toy guns.

Zhang Tianzhi held up the giant sword and threatened: "You come and try, see if I shoot you into 5 pieces, can you piece yourself together like that guy." ”

At this moment, Nefarian had finished drinking the super large cup of Shenma wine cleanly, and he waited, waiting for the wine to flare up, with a silly look on his face, and he reached out to grab something. "Twinkle and twinkle, the sky is full of little stars...... It's all baby, my ......."

A man stood up, Zhang Tianzhi glanced at it, this product is similar to the bartender, dressed in human skin, the difference is that this product is drunk nine times of a half. "Today I'm going to let you alien trash understand a truth, I, the Wodoc Zerg, are the masters of the universe! No, it's me Andorqi who is the master of the universe! Kneel, kneel down for me!"

Take off your skin, wow! a giant cockroach...... The armor is shining, a little bit blind, he is a master of disguise, the force is so strong that the armor defense that ordinary missile bombardment can resist, when entering the earth registration, the earth humans did not find that its armor is metamorphosed to this extent.

"Shiny, I love Shiny. "The dragons' penchant for treasure gene defects attacked, and Nefarian pounced......

The giant cockroach was hung up and beaten, and the shell was torn down with extreme cruelty! Anyway, the alien in the bar was silent, and shrank into the corner of the wall with reason.

Will your teeth shine? Oh my God, shut up.

Do your eyes sparkle in the light? Close your eyes and pretend to be blind......

The drunken Nefarian had already done whatever he wanted, and it was difficult for Zhang Tianzhi to stop him, unless he cut him, but in other words, it would be stupid to do so, wouldn't it? If he didn't wake up Nefarian, he would be so angry that he turned into a black dragon form.

It was a black dragon form with a length of more than a hundred meters, unless Zhang Tianzhi used that trick and then was in a coma for a few months, he could not match Nefarian in the black dragon form, only being beaten violently and hung up.

The drunken Nefarian absolutely doesn't recognize his six relatives, and only loves shiny!

"He shouldn't be allowed to drink, this thing will go crazy. Zhang Tianzhi stood in the corner and thought stupidly.

Some alien has been captured by Nefarian. "Bright, shiny, have you? Oh, you're bleeding, your blood is going to glow green...... I love shiny, I collected, your blood is mine......"

The bar boss Bruce the Man in Black gets drunk like a dead dog, and then he is slammed up and smashed a few times like a dead dog or some rag doll.

Nefarian was collecting the shiny treasure, and he wondered if the thing on the ground would drop something shiny.

"Nefarian, you're enough! When you're drunk, you'll sleep with Lao Tzu. "Zhang Tianzhi is already angry, if it is useful to be angry, it is estimated that there is no world, human beings, and no universe.

Nefarian's eyes were shining as he stared at the sword in Zhang Tianzhi's hand, the sword glowed with golden light, and he was fascinated.

"You SB come here to try it, Lao Tzu will definitely kill you with a sword, do you remember that the shadow flame you sprayed was cut by me with a sword?" Zhang Tianzhi's heart tightened, it was a disgusting situation.

Bruce is a mutant with the ability to transform himself into a diamond, the hardest material known on Earth. There was nothing wrong with his body, but the concussion of the impact was not good for his brain, and he felt dizzy, and the strength of the alcohol combined with the dizziness of the impact made him turn his head backwards and continue to sleep.

"Okay. Nefarian finally didn't lose his mind, and reacted that the sword in Zhang Tianzhi's hand was very powerful, and it could slash his eyeshadow flames away, and if it slashed at him, he would hang up. "Cao Nima, when I become the dragon king and have the power of rebirth, I will be the first to snatch your sword, you remember it for me, the sword in your hand, the cute shiny baby is mine!"

Bruce was smashed again, followed by a horrible smash, smashed like an earthquake, a real earthquake!

Yes, there was an earthquake for miles in the vicinity, and the foundations of the bar collapsed......

The more Nefarian smashed it, the more he rejoiced, because it was smashed into diamonds......

Strictly speaking, Bruce should curse the U789 bar, or he won't be smashed to the ground and almost die, and he will almost burp to death! Diamond Man is one thing, impact is another......

"Oh my God, shiny stone, I love you to death, baby as great as the sky. Nefarian was hugging the diamond man and kissing it, licking and licking on it, but he couldn't fit it in his storage ring, because the diamond was a living thing.

Bruce glanced before he passed out, and all he saw was a little kid's face, and the little kid was licking him with his tongue outstretched, and the tongue was so long, and there were horrible barbs on the tongue!

The lights in the bar exploded, the wine glasses exploded, and Nefarian licked the diamond man just too hard and made too harsh sounds!

This is a good lesson for these aliens, don't mess with children, maybe some child is like your father.

It was dawn, Zhang Tianzhi grabbed the nonsense enough, and the sleepy Nefarian appeared in the suburbs, and his strength in holding the diamond man was really tight, and he didn't let go of his hand even when the sky was bright.

Finally, in the interval between Nefarian's sneezes, Zhang Tianzhi pulled out the diamond man in his hand.

To be honest, Zhang Tianzhi didn't know if this diamond man was dead...... Because it's a diamond man, it probably won't be so easy to die. Zhang Tianzhi looked pitifully at the diamond man who was thrown on the side of the road.

"I can't let this thing drink anymore, I swear!" Zhang Tianzhi was very unhappy, anyway, Nefarian was asleep, and he couldn't wake up with thunder, so he simply ...... A loud slap in the face. "You wanted to do it to me last night, didn't you?

The commotion last night was extremely loud, not to mention the earthquake, the bar was smashed fifty meters deep underground by Nefarian, a stinky boy, too strong this bar. None of the aliens inside died, at least half of them were scared crazy......

Zhang Tianzhi dodged with Nefarian, and vigilantly dodged into the woods, and a Kun fighter appeared in the sky, which was the standard configuration of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s dispatch.

"I really don't know what the one-eyed dragon thinks, why these aliens are allowed to come to Earth to play. I see, the agent's old job, he's stealing alien technology. Zhang Tianzhi looked at the Kun fighter with great interest, but unfortunately the distance was too far. "I don't know who came. ”

Because in Alfheim as a summon, the relationship between half of the strength is limited by the rules of the world, and when it returns to the earth, the rules of the world that limit the strength are still there, but they are weakened by thirty percent.

At present, the spiritual power on Zhang Tianzhi's body can barely be used, so being able to pick up the Qingyou Sword is just very laborious.

In a rudimentary motel, Zhang Tianzhi quickly cut a wound on the arm of Nefarian, who was sleeping dead, sprinkled gunpowder, and set it on fire.

"Ahh

"Do you remember last night?" asked Zhang Tianzhi weakly.

"What happened last night? I don't remember anything, I want to think about it. ”

"You..... You went crazy after drinking, causing the superpowers on Earth to be rounded up...... Heavy Pulse Atomic Gun ...... I helped you block a blow and escaped with you......" Zhang Tianzhi's eyes flickered on Nefarian's storage ring, the key is that Nefarian loves his baby...... Unless you kill him, he won't even tell you what he has to offer.

The storage ring is not Nefarian can not be opened, Zhang Tianzhi wants to know what treasures Nefarian has collected so far, according to his identity and as Ayes, Ayes is a descendant of elves and humans, Ayes's existence is recognized by the Lord of the Elves, and the height of Ayes's recognition is beyond imagination, far higher than other elves, because he has obtained the most valuable gift from the Lord of the Elves - the descendants of the ancient dragon king, of course, referring to this little black dragon Nefarian.