Chapter 66: Bajie, which law school did you graduate from?

As soon as they heard Bajie say this, Wujing and Ryoma immediately shouted: "Senior brother, what are you talking about!"

Bajie said: "What senior brother is not senior brother, these are all false names." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 info Listen to me in detail. ā€

Ryoma said, "Okay, I'll hear what you have to say." ā€

Bajie said: "I'll talk about my business first. My Marshal Tianpeng of the Heavenly Court was later exiled to the Nether because of Chang'e, and he mistakenly voted for a pig's fetus. After arriving in the Nether Realm, because of Chang'e's incident, I was chased and killed by the immortals of the earth, I hid in Tibet, and finally settled in the Yunzhan Cave of Fuling Mountain to recuperate. At this time, the Bodhisattva came with the Hui'an Walkers. At that time, I judged her to be a bodhisattva only because of her appearance. But what if this Bodhisattva is a monster illusion? If the Bodhisattva is fake, then this westward journey to learn scriptures is a big oolong! I would like to hear the opinions of the two virtuous brothers now. ā€

Wujing spoke first: "This bodhisattva's judgment is not fake!"

Bajie said: "How can you see it?"

Wujing said: "Back then, I accidentally broke the glass cup and was sentenced to death by the Jade Emperor, and later I had to intercede with Tai Bai Xing, and I was exiled to the Nether, and I had to suffer from the flying sword piercing my heart every month. Later, the Bodhisattva brought the Hui'an Walker here, and it was the Bodhisattva who pleaded with the Jade Emperor, which spared me from the torture. Let me ask, if you are not a true Bodhisattva, how can you say that you can move the Jade Emperor?"

Bajie said: "This is not bad! Heavenly Court has a demon mirror, if this Bodhisattva is fake, he will definitely not be able to hide it from Heavenly Court." It seems that the bodhisattva you met is real. But was Tang Seng there at that time?"

Wujing said: "Of course not, I haven't started to learn the scriptures at that time." But later, when Master came to the Liusha River, Guanyin Bodhisattva also came, and you were there at that time. ā€

Bajie said: "Yes, I was there at the time. But can you prove that the bodhisattva who appears for the second time is a true bodhisattva?"

Wujing said: "The Bodhisattva who appeared twice is a person, does this also need to be proved?"

Bajie said: "Then let me ask you, if the monkey transforms into a bodhisattva, can you recognize it?"

Wujing said: "I don't have sharp eyes, so naturally I can't recognize it." ā€

The Eight Precepts said: "That's right! What my Buddhism talks about is a testimony. In order to attain the right fruit, the Buddha sat under the Bodhi tree for 7749 consecutive days. And I also heard that the Buddha once vomited blood three times in order to demonstrate Mahayana Buddhism. It can be seen from this that Buddhism is very strict about this kind of thing. By doing this today, I am upholding and carrying forward the spirit of Buddhism's argumentation. ā€

Wujing said: "This ...... This ......"

Bajie said: "It seems that the junior brother can't prove that the Bodhisattva I saw for the second time is the Bodhisattva I saw for the first time, right?"

Wujing said: "I really can't prove it. But you can't prove that the bodhisattva is fake!"

Bajie said: "At that time, I seemed to hear Tang Seng shouting the Bodhisattva Senior Sister. That Tang monk was originally a monk in the Jinshan Temple of the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, how could he be a mortal brother of the Bodhisattva? And the Bodhisattva's behavior at that time was also very strange, have you noticed?"

Wujing said: "At that time, the Bodhisattva's expression was really unnatural, and he left in a hurry later. ā€

Bajie said: "Look, look, this is not my random speculation. How could a real bodhisattva be the junior sister of that Tang monk?

Wujing said: "But when I was in Wuzhuangguan, Brother Monkey borrowed the Bodhisattva's jade bottle to save the ginseng fruit tree of Zhenyuan Daxian." According to what you say, is Zhenyuan Daxian also fake?"

Bajie said: "Of course, Zhenyuan Daxian is not fake. But can you prove that the bottle is the Bodhisattva's jade bottle? And every time the monkey has a one-way connection with the Bodhisattva, how can you prove that he is looking for the real Bodhisattva?"

Wujing said: "How can it be proof again?"

Bajie said: "Since we must seriously seek verification, we must naturally talk about evidence in everything." ā€

Wujing said: "In addition to the Bodhisattva's jade pure bottle, what other magic weapon can save that ginseng treasure tree?"

Bajie said: "The world is so big that there are no surprises." Maybe there are very few magic weapons like that, but you can't be 100% sure that there are none. It is precisely because of the rarity that I said that there may be an earth-shattering conspiracy in this. If the Bodhisattva was real, why didn't he dare to come to see Zhenyuan Daxian in person, but instead asked the monkey to take a bottle to save the ginseng fruit tree?"

At this moment, Ryoma spoke: "Senior brother, don't pretend to be a big-tailed wolf here! I can prove that Master is the real learner of scriptures." ā€

Bajie said: "Oh, how can you prove it?"

Ryoma said: "When I was angry, I accidentally burned the Night Pearl, and my father sued me to heaven, asking for a crime of disobedience, and I should be beheaded for the crime. Later, it was the Bodhisattva who went to the Jade Emperor to intercede, which spared me the death penalty. Do you think this bodhisattva is real?"

Bajie said: "Since you can say that the Jade Emperor can be moved, it is naturally true." But was that Tang Seng there at that time?"

Ryoma said, "I wasn't there at the time." The Bodhisattva told me to wait for someone to learn the scriptures in the Eagle Sorrow Stream, and then the Master came. At that time, I ate Master's white horse, and Senior Brother invited the Bodhisattva to come, and I bowed under Master's door. At that time, the Bodhisattva said that he had forgotten to give me a Dharma name, and asked Master to help me choose a name. If the second time I see a bodhisattva is not a real bodhisattva, how will she know that I don't have a Dharma name?"

Bajie said: "You mean to say that when the Bodhisattva appeared for the second time, Tang Seng was also there, so it can be proved that Tang Seng is not a monster, but a real scripture learner?"

Ryoma said, "Yes, that's what I meant. I can prove that the second time I saw the true Bodhisattva, it naturally proves that the Master is the real learner!"

Bajie said: "But can you prove that you are the real Prince of the West Sea Dragon?"

Ryoma jumped to his feet in excitement and shouted, "You want me to prove that I am myself?"

Bajie said: "Yes." When I met Tang Seng, you were already there. Who knows if you're in the same group?"

Ryoma said, "According to your words, how can I prove that I am me?"

Bajie said: "You only need to go to the West Sea Dragon Palace to make a certificate, and you will naturally be able to prove that you are the Prince of the West Sea Dragon." ā€

Ryoma said: "Although I have a father-son relationship with the Dragon King of the West Sea, but now I am like fire and water with him, and I swear to be incompatible!

Bajie said: "Since you can't prove it, it will be difficult to get rid of the suspicion of the monster's fellow party." Now I deprive you of the right to speak, and you can only listen from the sidelines, and you are not allowed to speak arbitrarily. ā€

Ryoma was depressed when he heard this, and squatted aside to draw circles.

Bajie said: "Senior Brother Sha, don't worry about him, let's continue to argue." ā€

Wujing listened to Ryoma's words and immediately sobered up a little. He said to Bajie: "Senior brother, let's not toss, let's find a way to save the master, and continue to learn the scriptures after saving the master, okay?"

Bajie said: "How can I call this tossing, what are you talking nonsense, junior brother? If that Tang Seng is fake, not only will we not be able to achieve the correct result, but we will also make a big mistake!"

Wujing said: "Don't scare me!"

Bajie said: "How can it be to scare you! Bodhisattva, let's not talk about it for the time being, let's talk about that Tang Seng again." That Tang monk is crazy all day long, where is there a monk who has attained the Tao? Although you are ugly, you have a calm temperament, and you still look like a monk. If you say that you are the person who learns the scriptures of the destiny, I still believe in three points, and if you say that Tang Seng is the person who learns the scriptures, I don't even believe one point. ā€

Wujing said: "If you don't believe it, why did you follow Master so far?"

Bajie said: "I was chased by the earth immortals before, and I was dizzy, isn't it a mistake." Now that I have been reminded by that yellow-robed Taoist friend, I suddenly have a feeling of seeing the blue sky through the clouds and mist, and many things are understood at once. Senior brother, you just have a happy word, have you ever seen such a great monk?"

Wujing said: "This ....... This should be called the heart of a teenager, after all, the master is only in his twenties. ā€

Bajie said: "Senior brother, why are you so confused! I have presented so much evidence, why don't you believe it? Then let's talk about that Sun Monkey." Think back then, the Monkey King chaos in the heavens, what kind of power was that? Even characters like Nezha and Li Tianwang were not his lily generals. Only the first good man in the heavenly court, Erlang God, can fight with him. But when it comes to the staying power of battle, then Erlang God is not his opponent. Later, it was Taishang Laojun who made a trick, so he took him down. Later, Lao Jun's Dan furnace couldn't refine him, and the more he refined, the more powerful it became! The gods of the entire heavenly court couldn't resist him when they fought against him! In the end, it was the Buddha who made a move to suppress him. Do you think that Monkey King is powerful?"

Wujing said: "Isn't Monkey King the senior brother?"

Bajie said: "I'm a big brother, I think he's a parallel import!"

Wujing said: "Why is it a parallel import?"

Bajie said: "Then you say, according to the combat power of Monkey King, I can go on a few rounds under him? ā€

Wujing said: "You are the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng, and you still have some means, which is not easy to estimate." ā€

Bajie said: "Although I am the reincarnation of Tianpeng, but in terms of supernatural powers, I am far worse than the third prince of Nezha! I will also tell the truth, if I face the real Monkey King, I can stop him from three and not die, it will be a great luck!"

Wujing said: "When you say this, I believe it." I think back then, Monkey King was indeed too good, if it wasn't for the Buddha's action, maybe he would have sat on the throne of the Jade Emperor. ā€

Bajie said: "But this monkey is different. When I met him in Gao Laozhuang, I fought with him for most of the night, and I didn't even know whether I won or lost. ā€

Wujing said: "It's impossible to !!"

Bajie said: "What is impossible, the truth is like this! Later, it was he who mentioned the name of the Bodhisattva, and I surrendered to Tang Seng." Now that I think about it, it's so unreasonable. ā€

Wujing said: "If you can fight with the Monkey King, then aren't you much more powerful than the third prince of Nezha?

Bajie said: "That's why I said there was fraud in it." This Bodhisattva is not like a Bodhisattva, Tang Seng is not like a Monk who has attained Taoism, and that monkey is far worse than the Monkey King! What do you say is the greasy thing in this?"

Wujing said: "In this way, there are indeed many difficult points in this. So what should I do according to my brother's intentions?"

Bajie said: "What else? Anyway, the monkey was also driven away, and Tang Seng was also caught by the monster, how can I take this scripture??!! according to my opinion, the only way is: each goes back to his own home, and each finds his own mother!"