Chapter 67: Only the Dragon Knows (Four Watches)
Hearing this, Wujing asked, "Senior brother, did you mention dividing the family property again?"
Bajie said: "What does the virtuous brother think?"
Wujing said: "This is not good. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info According to me, shouldn't I go to the South China Sea and ask the Bodhisattva?"
Bajie said with a smile: "If that Tang Seng is really a person who learns scriptures, it's okay, if he is a fake, how can he explain to the Bodhisattva? Do you tell the Bodhisattva that we have taken refuge in the monster and become the apprentice of the monster? ”
Bajie quoted scriptures and scriptures here, repeatedly verified, and the four values of Gong Cao, Liuding Liujia and others over there all laughed and fell in the clouds in mid-air.
The moon god said: "I can't see it, this Zhu Bajie is quite capable of doing it! This time it made me laugh so much that I was almost out of breath." ”
Duty Nian Shendao: "You forgot, some time ago, this Zhu Bajie even dared to soak in the Bodhisattva." What is so strange about doing such a thing today? ”
Jiazi said: "Does this Zhu Bajie really think that he is the great detective Polo! I see, he is a tiger and not an anti-dog, and the gourd monk arbitrarily judges the gourd case!"
Ding Chou said: "Brothers, do you think we should remind them?"
Jia Yin said: "Remind them what to do! If the monster eats Tang Seng the best, the Buddha has to take this scripture from the beginning." ”
The god on duty said: "I'm afraid that if something happens, none of us will be able to escape from it." ”
Jiazi said: "Brother Xian, you are too worried. The current situation, it's not that we are deliberately embarrassing that Tang monk, this is their own Buddhism to make an oolong, what does it matter to us? In the future, it will be a big deal to cure us for the crime of dereliction of duty, and when the matter is over, maybe there will be a reward in secret. ”
Jia Chen said: "Not bad, not bad. As the saying goes: the law does not hold the public accountable. There are so many of us, what are you afraid of him? I see, let's just watch the show, and see what other moths this Zhu Bajie can come up with, hahahaha. ”
Those few people on duty were chatting in the middle of the air, how would Bajie know? He was now clamoring to divide his luggage and break up.
At this time, Ryoma said: "Senior Brother Sha, if he wants to leave, let him go, don't be fooled by him." ”
Bajie said: "Shut up, who made you talk!"
Ryoma said: "I just kindly reminded Senior Brother Sha. If you refuse to believe me, you will regret it."
Bajie heard him say so categorically, but he was a little unconfident: "Then I'll listen to you again today?"
Seeing that Bajie had changed his tone, Ryoma said to him: "Senior brother, you have made two big mistakes, and the master has never punished you, so you think he is very weak, very talkative, and easy to bully, don't you?"
Bajie said: "What do you mean by this?"
Ryoma said: "I just want to remind you that although Master looks crazy and crazy on the surface, he is actually like a mirror in his heart. If you annoy him, be careful that you will be unlucky. ”
Bajie has also been mixed in the heavenly court, but he also has some knowledge.
After listening to Ryoma's words, he was slightly frightened, and hurriedly said, "Senior brother, you can talk about it carefully." ”
Ryoma said: "I got started before you, and it stands to reason that the ranking of your second senior brother should also be mine." But it was because I ate Master's white horse back then, and I was more handsome than him, so I was so miserable by him. Do you know what the Dharma name he gave me?"
Bajie Qi said: "When did you also have a Dharma name, why haven't I heard of it?"
Ryoma said: "This kind of humiliating thing, I originally planned not to say it for the rest of my life. But today's events are related to the future future, so I will make a fool of myself. Back then, Master gave me the Dharma name of Wu ...... Gokusa. ”
Bajie exclaimed: "Wucao, Wucao! This Dharma name is too pitiful! No wonder you fell to the ground when I called Wucao!"
Ryoma hurriedly looked around, and said hatefully: "What are you yelling and shouting, are you afraid that others won't hear you? Be quiet, the wall has ears!"
Bajie said: "Then Tang Seng called the Bodhisattva his junior sister, what is the explanation?"
Ryoma said: "Master was originally the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, the second disciple of the Buddha, so he is indeed the senior brother of the Bodhisattva." ”
Bajie was shocked: "Who did you listen to?"
Ryoma said: "I heard what the Bodhisattva said to the senior brother with my own ears, can it be fake?"
This time Bajie was scared, but he was unwilling, and continued to ask: "...... that monkey?"
Ryoma said: "It's also because of Master." ”
Bajie said: "Why is it him again?"
Ryoma said: "That tight hoop was put on by the master. Not only does reciting the mantra give you a headache, but as long as you wear it, you have to suppress forty percent of your cultivation. ”
Bajie suddenly realized: "No wonder after I was teased by several Bodhisattvas, the master said that if I wore that hoop, I couldn't even carry the burden, it turned out that this was the reason!"
Ryoma said: "Now you still have any questions, can you tell them together?"
Bajie originally felt that his reasoning was seamless and flawless. But now it is completely refuted by Ryoma's short words. He complained: "Senior brother, you know so much inside information, why didn't you say it earlier? You deliberately want to see my jokes, right?"
Ryoma said: "I haven't finished speaking, you told me to shut up, why are you blaming me now?"
Bajie said: "It's over, it's over, it's over this time." If Master is really as insidious as you say, then I'm not dead!"
Ryoma said: "You have a chance to atone for your sins, I don't know if you are willing to cherish it." ”
Bajie hurriedly asked, "What kind of atonement method?"
Ryoma said: "Now the senior brother is mostly going back to his Huaguo Mountain. If you can go and get him back, you will be credited. ”
Bajie said: "Now Brother Monkey's ability is not much higher than mine, even if he comes back, he may not be able to beat that monster." ”
Ryoma said: "As the saying goes: the name of a person is the shadow of a tree." Even if he can't kill the youkai, he can scare the youkai to death!"
Bajie said: "This is also true. Back then, when I was in Gao Laozhuang, as soon as I heard him report his name, I didn't even dare to ask for my wife, so I fled back to my nest directly. But when Master drove him away, not only did I not help him speak, but I also pouted a few words on the side. If I go to him, I am afraid that I will be troubled by him. ”
Ryoma said: "Senior brother, you don't know something. In fact, the relationship between the senior brother and the master is very iron, as long as you tell him that the master is in trouble, he will definitely come as soon as possible, and he will never embarrass you. ”
Bajie said: "This is incomprehensible. Since their relationship is so iron, why did Master want to get rid of him?"
Ryoma said: "It's not that you don't know. Master doesn't like to cause trouble the most, but you and Senior Brother are the most likely to cause trouble. Master also said that he would expel you, have you forgotten? When did you hear Master say that he would expel me and Senior Brother Sha?"
Bajie muttered: "Senior Brother Sha is a stuffy gourd, you are more boring than Senior Brother Sha, of course you won't cause trouble." ”
Ryoma said: "Without further ado, you better hurry up and find the senior brother." ”
Bajie said: "If you want me to go, you can go, but there is one condition. If you two don't agree, I won't go. ”
Ryoma said, "You want the two of us to keep your secret?"
Bajie said: "Exactly, exactly." If you tell Master or Senior Brother what you just did, I'm afraid they won't spare me. ”
Ryoma said: "There's no problem on my side, it's up to Senior Brother Sha." ”
Wujing said: "As long as you can invite the senior brother back, I don't need to betray you." It wouldn't do me any good to do that. ”
Bajie said: "If I am driven away, you will be the second senior brother." ”
Wujing said angrily: "What are you talking about?
Bajie said: "Okay, since you have all agreed, then I will go for a walk." But if the monkey refuses to come, don't blame me. ”
Wujing and Ryoma shouted in unison: "Where is so much nonsense, come quickly!"
Bajie got the promise, so he drove the clouds, turned into a golden light, and went to Huaguo Mountain in Dongsheng Shenzhou.
After Bajie left, Wujing asked, "Senior brother, what you said just now is true?"
Ryoma said: "You can't be wrong with half a point! Actually, there are still some insider stories that I haven't told you thoroughly, if the idiot knows, he won't dare to look for the senior brother." Amitabha, sin, sin. ”