Text Chapter 219: There are friends from the East, and they are very happy
Tang Xuanzang wanted to irrigate water, in fact, the Buddha also wanted to irrigate water, and these two masters and apprentices actually wanted to go together.
But Xuanzang didn't know what the Buddha thought, so he was always worried, he was worried that his irrigation plan would touch the bottom line of the westbound rules, and at the same time he was worried that the Buddha would issue some new regulations to thwart his plan.
Now Mr. Tang is very busy, he is even thinking about how to play this sidekick even in a hurry, and he has to play brightly, play mightily, play flawlessly, and beat the world to cry ghosts and gods. This attitude of his directly affected the entire team, and now all the team members are digging their minds to think of all kinds of nonsense ideas.
On this day, the master and apprentice were on their way when a voice came from the back of the team: "Second senior brother, wait for me! Wait for me!"
Everyone looked back, but saw a strange sloppy monk shouting there. Bajie asked curiously: "Who are you, why don't I seem to have seen you." ”
The monk replied, "Starling, don't make trouble, it's not you who I'm calling." ”
Bajie was even more strange, he asked: "Are you calling Xiaolong?" Although he did start so much earlier than me, but only I am the second senior brother who is recognized by everyone, are you sure you are not calling me?"
The monk said: "I said that I didn't call you, I called him." As he spoke, he pointed at Xuanzang with his hand.
Xuanzang glanced around, and then at Longma, and then asked uncertainly: "Are you calling me? Or are you calling Xiaolong?" I have to solemnly remind you: If you call Xiaolong, my second apprentice will really be mad. ”
The monk said: "Second Senior Brother, don't you really know me?
Xuanzang said: "Is it awesome to descend the dragon? I should know you?"
The monk sighed: "Alas, the poor second senior brother was so miserable by the master, and he was all amnesia. ”
Wukong suddenly interjected: "Monk, do you want to say that you are the dragon descending in the Eighteen Arhats?"
The monk said: "That's right, it's me, Brother Monkey, you are so smart!"
Wukong shouted: "I have fiery eyes, you can't blind me! You are clearly a mortal!"
The monk replied confidently: "That's right, I'm a mortal now, because ...... Because I was also exiled to the lower realm by the Buddha. ”
Wukong said: "How can you prove that you are the reincarnation of the dragon?"
The monk said, "Yes, how can I prove it......?" Let me think about it first. ”
He thought for a while, and suddenly pointed at Xuanzang and shouted: "I have been classmates with the second senior brother for many years, so I know a lot of his stories. ”
Xuanzang said: "But I don't remember anything." ”
The monk said, "It doesn't matter if you don't remember, I can tell you." ”
Wukong sneered: "There are more storytellers in the world, and they are all masters of storytelling. According to you, all of these storytellers are reincarnated as dragons?"
Bajie said: "Those cross talk actors are also quite good at telling stories, are they also the reincarnation of dragons?"
Wujing said: "When it comes to storytelling, my master, senior brother, and second senior brother are all very good at telling stories. ”
Ryoma concluded, "So, even if you know how to tell a story, it's useless. ”
Hearing everyone say this, the monk was a little embarrassed, and he lowered his head again and thought hard.
At this time, Xuanzang said to Wukong: "Wukong, come here, I have something to say to you alone." ”
Wukong knew that Xuanzang would definitely say something important to himself, so he followed Xuanzang to the side.
Xuanzang said: "This monk is not the reincarnation of the dragon. He must have had some ulterior motive in approaching our scripture learning team. Apprentice, you have to be careful with him, it's best to dig out some secrets from him. ”
Wukong said, "Master, why do you say that?"
Xuanzang said: "I remember a few years ago when I was in Lion Camel Ridge, that dragon descending Arhat came, right?"
Wukong said: "That's right, when the Buddha came to capture Dapeng Jing, he brought all the Arhats. Among them, of course, it also includes the dragon descending Arhats. ”
Xuanzang said: "Then you look at his age, to say the least, he is in his twenties, and the time can't correspond at all." That's proof that he's lying!"
Wukong said: "But I think he is indeed the real Dragon Descending Arhat." ”
Xuanzang said: "But what about time, how to solve the problem of time?"
Wukong said: "Actually, you can also see that the recent situation seems a little weird, and I suspect that he was deliberately arranged by the Buddha." ”
Xuanzang just wanted to speak, but Wukong interrupted: "Master, don't worry, you listen to me first." My guess is that the truth of this matter is this: the Buddha sensed that the plan to travel west was slowly out of his control, so he traveled back more than 20 years, exiled the dragon, and then led him to find our scripture study team. To put it simply, this dragon descending Arhat is the helper that the Buddha found for us. ”
Xuanzang said curiously: "You can still play like this?"
Wukong said: "Of course you can, the Buddha and his old man have mastered the core technology, if you want to wear something like playing." ”
Xuanzang said: "You said that he was a helper sent by the Buddha, then this dragon descending is very powerful?"
Wukong said: "As far as I know, among all the disciples of the Buddha, his comprehension is second only to you, and he is a rare cultivation genius, so he is also called the Dragon Descending Venerable." And this guy is still your fan, oh, he admires you quite a lot. ”
Xuanzang said: "Didn't you say that the eighteen Arhats were good, how could you come up with a Dragon Descending Venerable?"
Wukong said: "In fact, the eighteen arhats include the sixteen arhats and the two great venerables, and the dragon descending is one of the two great venerables. ”
Xuanzang said: "In this way, he is indeed the reincarnation of the dragon." ”
Wukong said: "Master, don't worry. Let's interrogate him again. ”
After the two finished discussing, they came back, and the sloppy monk was still struggling to find a way to prove it.
Wukong said: "That...... Monk, since you say that you are the reincarnation of the dragon, you need to answer a few questions from me. ”
The monk said, "Okay, you can ask whatever you want." ”
Wukong asked, "Why did the Buddha exile you? Where did you go after you were reincarnated? Who was your last name after you were reincarnated, and what is the purpose of your coming to us now?"
The monk said, "Wow, you ask me so many questions in one breath, which one should I answer first?"
Wukong said: "Then report your name first." That's how I can call you. ”
The monk said: "The name of the poor monk and layman is called Li Xiuyuan, the legal name is Daoji, and people give the nickname 'Jigong' or 'Ji Lu'. ”
Wukong Qi said: "Dao Ji, you are obviously a Buddhist disciple, but why do you choose the name of Dao Ji?"
Dao Ji Dao: "The Taoist is the Buddha, the Buddha is the Buddha, the Buddha is the Buddha, the Buddha is the Buddha, and the Buddha is also the Tao." ”
Wukong exclaimed: "Buddhism and Taoism!
Dao Ji said modestly: "Hehe, just study it casually and have fun." ”
Wukong said: "Now answer the next question: Why were you exiled by the Buddha?"
Dao Ji said: "Once the Buddha asked me to answer a question in class, I debated with him on the theory of the Tao Te Ching, but he couldn't argue with me, and as a result, he exiled me to Dongtu in a fit of rage. Originally, he planned to exile me to the Song Dynasty, but I don't know what's going on, I actually reincarnated in the Eastern Tang Dynasty. ”
Wukong said: "I know this. Because the Buddha blocked thousands of miles of time and space, it is estimated that he also exiled you to the Tang Dynasty in order to save trouble. ”
Dao Ji suddenly realized: "Oh...... It's a lot easier to explain!"
Wukong smiled: "By the way, Daoji, I found that you have a lot of personality, did you make the Buddha so angry that he vomited blood?"