Chapter 218: Crisis looms

Looking at the bottle in Daxian's hand, Erlang God seemed to have guessed something, he clapped his hands and shouted: "Little bald man, open the door, the big bad wolf has been beaten away by us." ”

Sure enough, after a short time, three bald men came out of the bottle, and the remaining two couldn't get out for a while, and they were poured out by the great immortals.

Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "Tang Xuanzang, you are already safe, and you can continue to travel west." ”

The next plot is the same as usual, the rescuers from all walks of life say hello and go home, and only Xuanzang's master and apprentice are left in the same place.

Xuanzang said: "What's the situation?

Bajie said: "The troublemakers have been beaten away, this level should be regarded as passing." ”

Xuanzang said: "It doesn't seem to have anything to do with us." ”

Bajie said: "It's okay, it's okay, let's get the true scriptures and complete the task." ”

Wukong said: "Bajie, what Master wants to ask is, who is the protagonist of Journey to the West." ”

Bajie said: "The protagonist? The protagonist is our scripture-learning team." ”

Xuanzang said: "Since the protagonist is us, what is this level?

Wukong said: "It shouldn't be, how can there be a reason interpolated in the text." ”

Xuanzang said: "That's right! That's what I want to ask." ”

Wukong said: "Actually, I also think that the design of this section is too weird, completely inexplicable. ”

Xuanzang said: "If you can't figure it out, then there is a problem, a very serious problem." ”

Bajie said: "You don't care what the problem is, now there are only more than a thousand miles left." Proportionally, we've walked more than 98% of the way. And the rest of the road is still very flat, and at the normal speed of travel, we only need to spend about half a month to reach our destination. ”

Wukong said: "Senior brother, your algorithm is wrong. ”

Bajie said: "What's wrong?"

Wukong said: "Xiaolong is a rare thousand miles in the world, he travels a thousand a day, eight hundred at night, so it only takes one day and one night to reach our destination: Jade Zhenguan!"

Ryoma said: "Senior brother, you underestimate me too much, in fact, my speed must be at least doubled." In other words, I can run 2,000 miles in just one day, and that's just the average speed. ”

Xuanzang exclaimed: "Two thousand miles a day! Apprentice, are you kidding!"

Bajie grinned and said, "yes, we're just kidding." ”

Xuanzang said: "I'm talking about business now, you guys are starting to talk nonsense again." ”

Wukong asked, "Master, what serious thing do you want to say?"

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, do we still have to exchange the customs clearance documents for the rest of the way?"

Wukong said: "The Jade True Temple is in Tianzhu Country, we only need to change the customs clearance document again to get there." ”

Bajie said: "Let me add: the place where we are about to change the last customs clearance document is the capital of Tianzhu Kingdom-Qunu City. ”

Xuanzang said: "Very good." Here's what I planned: We hurried up, passed by the city in a low-key manner, and tried to reach the Yuzhen Temple within ten days. ”

Wujing asked, "Master, are you worried about the situation?"

Xuanzang said: "Yes, I always have a sense of foreboding for the rest of the journey. ”

Wukong said: "Master, Master, you always have so many worries, but what's the use of worrying too much?

Xuanzang said: "Don't you really feel the danger?"

Wukong said: "I feel it, but there is a good saying, it is a blessing and not a curse, and you can't avoid it if it's a disaster." ”

Xuanzang said: "But when the disaster comes, you don't want to eliminate it, will the disaster disappear by itself?" ”

Wukong said: "But the problem is that the Buddha has already set up nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties. If the number is not enough, we will not be able to reach the West Heaven Great Leiyin Temple. ”

Xuanzang said: "Then find a way." ”

Wukong Qi said: "Can you think of a way to do this?"

Xuanzang said: "Forgetting to bring paper to the toilet, going to the street to buy handsome paper with a bare buttocks, and being beaten as a pervert, is it a difficulty? Forgetting to light mosquito coils when sleeping at night, is it a difficult thing to be bitten into a pig's head by a group of mosquitoes? Is it a difficult thing to walk to the feet? Choking on eating, almost choking to death, is it a difficulty?"

Wukong happily replied: "Hey, it seems that it can really be considered difficult to almost choke to death when eating this meal!"

Bajie exclaimed: "Master, you are really a talented person!"

Wujing said: "Then I choke once a day when I eat." ”

Ryoma said, "Master, you don't really want to do this, do you?"

Xuanzang said: "It's really going to force me to be anxious, I can do anything, I'm afraid of him being a fart." ”

Wukong was overjoyed and said, "I feel that what Master said is so reasonable! Let's hurry up, as long as we can get the true scriptures, it will be considered a victory." ”

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In the West Heaven Great Leiyin Temple, the three Bodhisattvas returned to the Buddha together.

Guanyin said: "Enlighten the Buddha, the two main gods from the West Pole continents have fled back. ”

The Buddha said, "It's good to run back, there's one more thing missing." ”

Guanyin said: "But I'm afraid that this kind of thing will happen again. ”

The Buddha said, "Your worries are not superfluous. This can happen. ”

Fuxian Bodhisattva said: "I don't think these main gods are anything remarkable, Zhenyuan Daxian and Erlang defeated them easily." There are so many powerhouses in our Three Realms that even if there are a few more main gods, they will not be a threat at all. ”

The Buddha said, "You underestimate them too much. In fact, the combat power of these main gods in the great world of Zeus is far more than that. It's just that there have been some situations in the Zeus world recently, and the strength of those main gods has been reduced a lot. Otherwise, the Great Immortals would not have won so easily. ”

Pu Xianqi said: "Isn't the god king Zeus good? As long as he is here, what else can happen?"

The Buddha said, "Faith." I heard that a serious crisis of faith broke out in the great world of Zeus. ”

Manjushri asked curiously, "Strange, how much of an impact can a crisis of faith have on the strength of the main gods?"

The Buddha said, "Their cultivation methods are different. Faith is not so important to us, but it is very, very important to the gods of the West Pole continents. To put it simply, faith is the source of their divine power. ”

Guanyin said: "It's really strange to use faith as the source of divine power, this kind of cultivation method. ”

The Buddha said, "We think they are strange, and they think we are strange." Each big world has its own characteristics, so it's not surprising. ”

Manjushri said: "In this way, this great world of Zeus is very variable. Maybe these gods will do something crazy. ”

The Buddha said: "Fortunately, now Xuanzang and they are less than two thousand miles away from the Jade True Temple, as long as they hurry, they will be able to arrive soon." And I'm going to change the script a bit so it's safer. ”

Guanyin said: "This seems to be interesting. I wonder how the Buddha is going to change it?"

The Buddha said: "It's very simple, the remaining difficulties in the original plan have all been canceled." ”

Guanyin said: "Isn't it difficult to make up enough ninety-nine eighty-one?"

The Buddha said, "Of course you have to make enough." How can I not count what I have said, but I am a Buddha. ”

Avalokiteshvara realized, "Could it be that the Buddha is going to pour water?"

The Buddha smiled and replied, "Yes, it is irrigation." ”