On the second day, Hu Yifan slept for the first time, and didn't get up and go to the ground until three o'clock in the morning, but he didn't go anywhere, after lunch, he told Xiao Ling'er a few stories and took out his mobile phone, looking at the chat records of the immortals in the heavenly court immortals.

These days, the chat of the gods in the group is not very active, and the atmosphere is not lively.

Hu Yifan looked through the chat records, and only saw a few words, and two or three great gods and little immortals exchanged perfunctory and polite greetings to each other.

The chat is not active, and there are not many red envelopes along the way.

Hu Yifan suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

"Fortunately, I didn't miss any big bags!"

During this time, Hu Yifan was juggling among several women, so busy that he couldn't even take care of grabbing red envelopes.

There are very few red envelopes in the group, and Hu Yifan can only focus on the few gods who have added his friends.

Erlang is a picker, and the soft sword sent made him miserable, he is a complete friend, after he scolded him last time, he is still in a state of cold war with him, and he doesn't think about it.

Sun Wukong is a monkey head, he has just been knocked by himself, the blackmail cooldown time has not passed, and it is too difficult to continue to be cheeky and ask for red envelopes, so I will not consider it for the time being.

As for Zhu Bajie, he was unlucky, he even lost his own nail rake to Sun Monkey, and it is estimated that he is so poor that he is not in the scope of consideration.

In this way, it seems that if you want to get some fairy red envelopes, you can only chat privately.

After some thought, Hu Yifan hurriedly sent a message to Yue Lao.

"Yue Lao, are you there?"

"Hehe, Shangxian, what is the matter with the old way?" I didn't expect that the old man was back in seconds.

"The red line snake that Yue Lao gave to Xiaoxian last time is magically tight, hehe!"

If you want to take it, you must first talk nonsense.

Hu Yifan hurriedly snorted and found a way to talk.

"Of course, how dare Lao Dao give some garbage to the immortals!"

Hu Yifan said with a grateful face: "The red line snake is the old moon natal immortal pet, precious and abnormal, give it to Xiaoxian, Xiaoxian is grateful." There is a way that a gentleman does not take the favor of others, and the little fairy is really ashamed!"

In fact, the young snake that was given to the immortal was not the old Taoist natal immortal pet, but her own flesh and blood. ”

"I see!"

"Although it is a young snake, it is even stronger than the old Dao immortal pet!"

"Oh?"

"Because it is the flesh and blood of the old Taoist immortal pet and the third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, Ao Bing, the two are combined, the dragon and the phoenix are matched, and the bloodline is even more precious!"

I can't imagine that the parents of the little earthworm are so big!

Hu Yifan smacked his tongue secretly.

No wonder that little instinct is so good, he is cold and arrogant on weekdays, and his tone is so big that he is angry.

However, Hu Yifan still had some doubts in his heart.

Didn't the third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea be skinned and cramped by Nezha, and beaten to death?

"Yue Lao, the third prince is still alive?"

"Of course Huagai Star is still alive, why did the Immortal ask this?"

"Wasn't he killed by Nezha?"

"Although Ao Bing was dead and flesh died, his soul returned to the god platform. Later, Jiang Ziya returned to the country and became a god, and Ao Bing was named Huagai Star, and since then he has soared to the heavenly realm, and thousands of years have passed, and he and Nezha have long released their previous suspicions. ”

There is such a secret!

Hu Yifan is wonderful.

But.

"Since the red line snake is the flesh and blood of the third prince Ao Bing, Yue Lao still dares to give it to Xiao Xian?! Yue Lao is not afraid that Ao Bing will come to find trouble?" Hu Yifan couldn't help but wonder.

The dragon prince's own flesh and blood, Yue Lao actually gave someone away as a fairy pet?!

"That's because, because ......"

Yue Lao couldn't have imagined that Hu Yifan's mind was so delicate, and he found the loophole in his words, and he immediately vomited.

Hu Yifan's heart was even more strange.

Could it be that there is a secret to this?

"That's it, let's tell the truth to the immortals, the reasons are actually because of a scandal!"

"Oh?"

"The red line snake is indeed the third prince's own flesh and blood, but it is the illegitimate son born to him who was drunk and messy~ sexually, and he was born to the old Taoist immortal pet. Not to mention, Hua Gai Xing still doesn't know about the existence of the Red Line Snake, even if he does, with the current status of the third prince in Heavenly Court, it is impossible to admit it!"

Yue Lao's words, Hu Yifan rolled his eyes when he heard it, and he was speechless in his heart.

Nima, these immortals are really ruthless.

First, Erlang sent a bunch of garbage weapons to pick up the goods, and then Yue Lao sent a hot potato to pit himself.

Thinking that the third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea knew that his own son was called by him as a slave, Hu Yifan immediately had such a picture in his mind:

On a certain day in a certain year, a certain month, Ao Bing majestically led a large group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals, three layers inside and three layers outside, densely surrounded himself, and before he could tremble and hand over the little earthworm and sell his pets to survive, he was unloaded by Ao Bing and turned into scum.

Thinking of this, Hu Yifan's heart was numb.

"Yue Lao, are you sure Ao Bing doesn't know that he has such a biological son?"

"This, this ......" Yue Lao spat again.

"He already knows?!" Hu Yifan exclaimed.

Ding dong!

Yue Lao didn't reply, and sent a red envelope directly.

The ghost made the soul poor, and Hu Yifan clicked.

"Cowherd Cheats" X1.

Cowherd cheats?!

Hu Yifan was dumbfounded, and almost squirted a mouthful of old blood on the screen of his mobile phone.

What the hell this shit!

Seeing that Hu Yifan snatched the red envelope, Yue Lao replied: "Shangxian, this red envelope is all an old-fashioned apology." ”

Hu Yifan was so depressed that he hadn't eased up, so he didn't respond.

"Shangxian don't worry that Ao Bing will find out, even if he knows about the existence of the red line snake, Lao Dao guarantees that the third prince will never come to trouble Daoyou. ”

Yue Lao's words made Hu Yifan feel a little relieved.

"Even if it's an illegitimate child, even if you don't admit its identity in person, you will never bear to let it be a fairy pet, right?"

"Shangxian rest assured, with the noble true dragon bloodline of the third prince, he will never admit that there is such a descendant! Even if he knows that Lao Dao gave it to Shangxian as an immortal pet, he will definitely not trouble Shangxian. ”

"Oh?"

Yue Lao saw that the paper couldn't contain the fire, so he explained locally: "Lao Dao originally thought that the flesh and blood born to Xiaohong and the third prince were not red line snakes and would be true dragon bloodlines, but when Xiaohong hatched, he realized that it had mutated. ”

"Then what does it mutate into?" Hu Yifan said urgently.

"King Snake!"

Hu Yifan's eyes suddenly darkened.

No wonder even the little earthworm's own mother "Xiaohong" can't bear to give it to Lao Tzu as a fairy pet!

Seeing the words "lewd king snake", even if Hu Yifan thought about it with his toes, he knew that this was by no means a decent thing.

With a sharp turn of mind and some trepidation, Hu Yifan's mind had already thought of the tragic end of the villains in many novels after being possessed by evil pets and demons.

"Old Yue, Lao Tzu was miserable by you this time!" Hu Yifan was so depressed that he was dripping blood.

"Immortal, you can rest assured that the Lewd King Snake is not an evil thing. ”

"It's not an evil thing, how can it be called such a disgusting name?"

"Well, because its main function is to help sex and prostitution. It is said that the prostitute king snake can directly turn into a dragon after helping the owner to even the hundred maidens. Hehe, Shangxian, in fact, the lewd king snake is also a strange beast in the fairy world, amazing, extremely strong, but it is not allowed to cultivate the immortal world with a pure heart and few desires, although it has a bad reputation, it is not evil. ”

Even the royal hundred girls directly turned into dragons?!

No wonder the little earthworm always encourages himself to go up, go up, go up!

Hu Yifan was extremely depressed.

Could it be that Lao Tzu will go farther and farther on the road of no return of "prostitution thief" in the future? !

......

Hu Yifan didn't have the heart to continue chatting with Yue Lao for a long time, and he was depressed in his heart, and he hated to delete Yue Lao as a friend.

"Extract the red envelope first, and then delete him!"

With his mind set up, Hu Yifan clicked on the treasure chest.

"The Cowherd's Cheats": by the Cowherd. It is a summary of the skills of the cowherd's lifelong pickling girls, and he can soak the fairies and fairies on the top, the young ladies and maids on the bottom, and the banshees and monsters in the middle. In short, the Nine Heavens and Ten Realms, all female creatures, bubbles will be obtained.

Looking at the explanation in the treasure chest, Hu Yifan was speechless for a moment.

Is this still the old man who "rules the marriage of the world and maintains the marriage of thousands of miles"?

First is "Obscene King Snake", and this time it is "Cowherd Cheats", and the two red envelopes sent are all things that are desperately cultivating themselves on the road of "lewd thieves".

"Lao Tzu has always dreamed of being an upright and kind hero, but now he is forced to be a thief!"

Hu Yifan was shouting in his heart.

Intuition told him that he should refuse to give up, but reason told him that the red envelopes of the fairy family were not easy to get, and it was shameful to waste them.

"This "Cowherd Cheats" is really a pity to abandon, and the tasteless chicken ribs are eaten!"

After thinking about it for a long time, Hu Yifan gritted his teeth, and finally chose "extraction!"

Sou!

In the next second, Hu Yifan felt that there was more knowledge in his mind, such as "smelling the fragrance and knowing the girl", "pleasing the woman", "how to effectively and accurately identify *** and black fungus".

More importantly, he strongly felt that his brother's abilities and skills had been strengthened, and the length ~ thickness had been optimized.

This feeling and feeling is really indescribable.

Anyway, the current Hu Yifan feels that he is very confident in picking up girls, and seems to have reached the supreme realm of "who to soak, who to soak", with charming eyes.

"Lao Tzu really has the potential to be a thief!"

Savoring the various information from the feedback, Hu Yifan only felt that there was some kind of impulse of joy in his heart, and he couldn't help but sigh secretly, and despised himself dozens of times by the way.

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