"Lao Tzu really has the potential to be a thief!"

Savoring the various information from the feedback, Hu Yifan only felt that there was some kind of impulse of joy in his heart, and he couldn't help but sigh secretly, and despised himself dozens of times by the way.

Just then, the phone rang.

Although the screen displayed "000000", a string of inexplicable numbers, Hu Yifan still pressed the call button.

"Hey, I'm your brother Hu, who are you?" Hu Yifan, who was still in a state of extreme excitement, asked very coquettishly.

"Heh, Hu Yifan, I didn't expect you to be so stinky and beautiful!"

There was a teasing sound on the other side of the phone, followed by a cold snort.

"Boy, listen up, Su Mei'er is in my hands now, if you want to save her, hurry up to Xishan. Remember, you are only allowed to come alone, otherwise, you can help Su Mei'er collect the body. ”

"Jiang Linglong?"

Hu Yifan immediately heard who the woman on the other side of the phone was.

"How do you know my name?" An exclamation came from the other side of the phone, obviously surprised that Hu Yifan could accurately call out his name.

"I can't imagine that you, the Fengshen family, who are usually dignified and decent, will also engage in this kind of ninth-rate method. Jiang Linglong, don't you feel ashamed?"

Although Hu Yifan and Jiang Linglong only have a one-sided relationship, they are deeply impressed.

A few days ago, Hu Yifan and Bai Xiaoting went on a date to watch a movie, Jiang Linglong stupidly ran to assassinate him, and finally let him play hooliganism, grabbed the left mime and touched the right mi, and ran away angrily.

"Hmph, rabbits can bite when their eyes are red, and you brought it all on yourself. Since you dare to kill my Tiantian sister, you should have this awareness!"

"Jiang Linglong, don't talk nonsense, what do you want?!" Hu Yifan said impatiently.

Of course, Hu Yifan didn't believe that Jiang Linglong kidnapped Su Meier, just to avenge Jiang Tiantian.

If it's just revenge, wouldn't it be easier and more direct to assassinate?

Why bother to kidnap hostages, and make a special call to inform yourself to go to Xishan?!

"Heh, I didn't expect you to be a little smart!" Jiang Linglong laughed coquettishly, and then said: "I like to talk to smart people." Hu Yifan, if you want your lover to live, exchange it for the Heavenly Machine Map!"

"What is it? Can you eat it? Jiang Linglong, I don't know what you're talking nonsense. Hu Yifan pretended to be stupid and said.

"Ming people don't talk darkly, everyone is smart, you know what I'm talking about. ”

Jiang Linglong's tone was flat, and she seemed to be very sure that Hu Yifan would be obedient.

"Before five o'clock, if you don't come to Xishan, Hu Yifan, you kid will collect the body of your lover!"

"Jiang Linglong, if you dare to touch Su Mei'er's hair, I, Hu Yifan, swear that I will destroy your entire Fengshen Jiang family. Hu Yifan roared.

"Hahaha, boy, the cowhide is blowing so loudly, don't wait to be scared to pee your pants and don't dare to come to Xishan!"

Jiang Linglong sneered.

It's really a brag and doesn't make a draft, and the pheasant dares to shake the phoenix!

Jiang Linglong didn't care about Hu Yifan's threat.

For her, meaningless is worth a penny, whether it is a warning or a threat, the ineffective mouth cannon is the most useless weapon in the world.

She is the current head of the Jiang family, so she naturally knows how huge the power of the Jiang family has been developing for thousands of years. It can be said that in addition to the army, in the realm of Huaxia, the Divine Descendant Jiang family is not afraid of any enemy at all.

How could such a behemoth be challenged by Hu Yifan alone?!

"Young man, it's clothes!"

Jiang Linglong snorted contemptuously and hung up the phone directly.

"Jiang Linglong, let me tell you, if you dare to move Su Mei'er...... Hey, hey, hey,!"

Hearing a beeping sound from inside the mobile phone, Hu Yifan was a little anxious.

"Spicy next door, this stinky girl really dares to do anything for the sake of the heavenly machine. ”

"If Su Mei'er has any accidents, Lao Tzu will probably hate himself to death!"

Hu Yifan's face turned pale.

"Fengshen Jiang family, very good, you have succeeded in angering me!"

Hu Yifan gritted his teeth and roared.

......

Hu Yifan has learned a lot of spells, King Kong is not bad, Lao Jun Medical Sutra, fiery eyes, seventy-two changes, etc., and even just learned a cowherd pickling girl magic skill.

After combing through the various magical powers he had learned, Hu Yifan found that if he wanted to sneak attack and save people unknowingly, there was no spell that was suitable.

Although Seventy-Two can transform into mosquitoes and flies to sneak into the West Mountain, if you want to save people, you must transform back again.

Although Hu Yifan is as thick-skinned as a city wall, he really can't afford to lose face if he lets him kill people naked.

Seventy-two changes have major flaws, and other spells can't make them successfully sneak attack and save people, if they attack Xishan, Su Meier's personal safety will not be guaranteed, Hu Yifan feels for the first time how important it is to cultivate a force of his own.

Gritted his teeth and thought about it for a while, Hu Yifan took out his mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to Lishen.

Hu Yifan wants to find Erlang God for a baby.

"Brother Lang, is your conscience still at peace?"

"Why did Brother Fan say this?" replied Erlang Shenshou.

"Brother Lang, although you and I have known each other for a short time, the younger brother has already identified Brother Lang as his own ~ brother in his heart. Unexpectedly, Brother Lang decisively betrayed the little brother in front of Fairy Chang'e, and what is even more odious is that he also sent me some junk weapons, which deceived the little brother in vain and made the little brother more grateful, the little brother just wanted to ask, Brother Lang, is your conscience still safe?"

Erlang God was speechless.

"Brother Lang, the younger brother has gone through all kinds of hardships from the mortal world to get some precious pastries, thinking of my brother's goodness, the younger brother has sent them all to you, but you treat the younger brother like this, the younger brother just wants to ask, Brother Lang, is your conscience still safe?"

Jirojin continued to be speechless.

"Brother Lang, beauties are like clothes, brothers are like siblings, clothes can be changed, hands and feet can be broken?

"Stop, stop, stop, brother, Brother Lang is wrong, Brother Lang knows that he is wrong. ”

"Brother Lang, even if you know your mistakes, you have to make up for them decisively, otherwise the mustard between brothers will only get bigger and bigger. ”

"Good brother, how should my brother make up for his mistakes?"

Seeing that the god finally said what he wanted, the corners of Hu Yifan's mouth hooked up a rare smile.

With the help of the gods, why are you afraid of the Jiang family?!

"Brother Lang, is there a stealth technique that hides all over the body, killing people invisibly?" Hu Yifan hurriedly asked.

"Nope. Jirojin replied very dryly.

Not even stealth?

This picking goods won't be a broom self-cherishing, don't want to teach me, right?

Hu Yifan was quite disappointed in his heart, but after thinking about it, it is very likely that Erlang God really does not know stealth, with his preliminary understanding of him, if he knows stealth, it is estimated that he will go to the Chang'e fairy bath ~ room every day to stay, guard the basin and wait for the rabbit, and guard the bathtub to wait for the jade rabbit on the fairy's chest.

"Brother Lang, is there a kind of hypnotism, after looking at each other's eyes, others will be slaves and slaves from now on, let me play with them?"

"Well, no. ”

In particular, there is no this, there is no that, it seems that the gods are not omnipotent.

Hu Yifan was depressed in his heart.

"Brother Fan, what are you going to do in the dark? How can you ask for such a nasty ~ trick? Brother Lang advises you, the life of the gods is boundless, you must not think about it, and take risks. ”

"Although Fairy Chang'e is a little angry with you because of your brother's words, you can't think of such a dirty way to deal with her, right?"

"You can rest assured, the fairy, my brother will explain it clearly. ”

Hu Yifan was depressed, and Erlang God hurriedly sent three messages to persuade him.

"Brother Lang, you want to go wrong!"

Erlang God's kind persuasion made Hu Yifan cry and laugh, and hurriedly explained: "The younger brother's friend was kidnapped, and the younger brother wanted to subdue the gangsters and rescue the hostages by surprise. ”

"Brother Fan, you said earlier, this, I have something to meet your requirements. ”

"What?"

"A dose of powder. Five hundred years ago, I led the heavenly soldiers and generals to exterminate the *** flower picking immortals when they scavenged from him. This medicine powder is magical, colorless and tasteless, after being sprinkled into the air, everyone who smells it sleeps, and it is a necessary means for flower picking immortals to do evil. ”

"So evil, so perverted~ perverted!"

"Hmph, is there any more evil spell than the one you just asked for?" Erlang God pursed his lips and continued: "However, this medicinal powder has a drawback, that is, it is only effective for women, and it is useless for men to suck it. ”

", isn't this a special medicinal powder for picking flowers?"

The medicinal powder actually identified the male and female independently, and Hu Yifan was really eye-opening.

"It's really a special medicine for flower picking. This can be seen from the evil name of the medicine such as 'fairy sleeping'. By the way, Brother Fan, what does 'lying exercise' mean?"

"Oh, that's what I mean by greeting Brother Lang cordially. ”

"Well, Brother Fan, Brother Lang is~ you. ”

"......" Hu Yifan had a black line on his face.

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