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When he arrived at the Discipline Academy, Wukong really saw the Yellow Wind Monster, which was turned into a hole in the corner.

Wukong said: "Lao Huang, what are you doing here, do you want to escape from prison?"

The Yellow Wind Monster turned around and saw that it was Wukong, and immediately scolded angrily: "Sun Monkey, you dare to come to see me!"

Wukong Qi said: "Why don't I dare to come to see you?"

Huang Feng said, "If it weren't for you, how could I suffer here!"

Wukong said: "Actually, I helped you, why do you blame me in turn?"

Huang Feng said: "Emma, this is also called helping me, thanks to what you said!"

Wukong said: "Lao Huang, don't get excited, I'm really here to help you this time." ”

Huang Feng said, "I'm very familiar with you?"

Wukong said, "Uh, this...... I don't think I'm familiar with it. ”

Huang Feng said: "That's right! Since we don't know each other, why do you want to help me?"

Wukong said: "Don't you know when you're done?" Anyway, you're not busy now, so you should listen to a trick?"

Huang Feng said happily: "Chat with me?

Wukong said: "Lao Huang, you must also know that my master is the reincarnation of the second disciple of the Buddha. If you really ate him, would the Buddha spare you?"

Huang Feng said: "Monsters eat people, it's right, it's only my bad luck to blame!"

Wukong said: "Alas, pitiful, pitiful!"

Huang Feng said, "Who are you talking about?"

Wukong said, "Is there anyone else here besides you?"

Huang Feng said, "Then you're talking about me?"

Wukong said: "That's right, it's you!"

The Yellow Wind Monster asked curiously, "Why am I pitiful?"

Wukong said: "You haven't thought of it yet?"

Huang Feng said: "Don't play dumb riddles with me, let's talk about the point!"

Wukong said: "The point is one sentence: the Buddha had already tailored the Wind Bead and the Flying Dragon Zen Staff for you!"

Huang Feng Wei said: "You mean that the Buddha calculated that I would fight Tang Xuanzang's idea, so he dug the pit early and waited for me to start?"

Wukong said: "Hehe, this is what you said!"

Huang Feng was taken aback, so he lowered his voice and said, "That is to say, I can't eat Tang monk meat because of bad luck, but because of the ending that has been decided a long time ago?"

Wukong said: "I didn't say anything!"

Huang Feng said: "Oh, if you think about it carefully, it's really like this! This time you can be miserable by the Buddha!"

Wukong said: "If you want to be miserable, can you be worse than me?"

Huang Feng Monster thought for a while and said, "Yes, I heard that you have been suppressed by the Buddha for more than 500 years." ”

Wukong said: "That's it." You say you're miserable, but if you compare it to me, it's not a problem!"

Huang Feng said: "That said, it's still very unpleasant to be locked up in this small black room by the Buddha." He also told me to recite at least 3,000 words of Buddhist scriptures every day, otherwise I would not be given food!"

Wukong said, "Do you want to go out?"

Huang Feng said: "You're not talking nonsense!"

Wukong said: "If you want to go out, you can tell me." Since you showed your face once in Huangfeng Mountain, you can be regarded as a well-known mouse, why bother to burrow with rats?"

When the Yellow Wind Monster heard that there was a play, he hurried over and said, "Can you help me out?"

Wukong said: "Let me tell you, recently my master was lost in the Pipa Cave of the Poisonous Enemy Mountain, and the time has come for you to make meritorious contributions!"

Huang Feng said, "Isn't it another pit?"

Wukong said: "Even if it's a pit, can it be worse than now?"

Huang Feng said: "Yes, it's so bad now, it shouldn't be worse than now, right? But what do you want me to do? If I don't make it clear, I won't go." ”

Wukong said: "There is a scorpion spirit who has captured my master. ”

The Yellow Wind Monster said excitedly: "Scorpion! That's a great tonic!" After speaking, he shook his head and sighed: "It's a pity that the Buddha strictly forbids me to eat meat." ”

Wukong said: "I didn't ask you to eat her, as long as you rescue my master, then you will be considered a great achievement." ”

Huang Feng said, "Is it good to set up a function?"

Wukong said: "You are stupid, if you make a meritorious service, it will naturally be beneficial, and you still need to use me to say this?"

After thinking about it for a while, Huang Feng Wei nodded and agreed: "Okay, I'll take this deal!"

Negotiation success!

The Buddha immediately ordered the Four King Kongs to escort the Yellow Wind Monster and return to the Poison Enemy Mountain with Wukong.

Bajie stepped forward to greet him: "Brother Monkey, why have you been gone for so long? Hey, isn't this the weasel who blocked the road and robbed back then?"

The Yellow Wind Monster grinned and said, "Brother Pig has a good memory, he recognized me at a glance!"

Bajie said angrily: "What kind of pig brother pig brother! Call me starling!"

Wukong said: "Don't make trouble with Bajie, Lao Huang was invited by me to deal with the goblins, let's all cooperate well." ”

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, what about the antidote? What about the antidote? Look at my mouth, it is swollen like a sausage, and there is no sign of swelling at all." ”

Wukong said: "I didn't ask for medicine, you see I still have a big bag on my head." ”

Huang Feng said: "Why don't you say it earlier if you want to detoxify, I have a way!"

The three of them surrounded each other and said, "Do you have an antidote?"

Huang Feng Wei said: "Yes, my harazi is the antidote! But if it is a neurotoxoid, whether it is snake venom or scorpion venom, as long as I lick it, the swelling will immediately disappear, do you want to try it?"

Wukong exclaimed, "No! I'd rather carry this bag." People I don't know think I'm the Buddha!"

Bajie also expressed no interest in this proposal: "If you change to that scorpion spirit, you can also try it." As for you, I think I'll be spared!"

Wujing's answer was even more simple and direct: "It's disgusting to think about, and I don't want it either!"

Huang Feng said, "It's disgusting, then I still have a bottle of ointment refined by the Buddha himself." When the middle finger of the Buddha's left hand was pricked by this scorpion essence, it was also a strange pain unbearable, and after applying this ointment, the pain was immediately relieved!"

Wukong said: "Since you have the ointment, why don't you say it earlier, bring it quickly, bring it quickly!"

Bajie and Wujing said in unison: "I want it too, I want it too!"

The Yellow Wind Monster took out a bottle of ointment very happily, Wukong and the others grabbed it and rubbed it, and sure enough, the swelling immediately subsided.

Bajie said: "It's really magical, just a stroke!"

Wukong said: "Lao Huang, you are really a friend enough! When this matter is done, I will definitely say a few more good words for you in front of the Buddha." ”

Huang Feng said: "Actually, it's not a big deal! Isn't it just a bottle of ointment, you can have as much as you want." ”

Wukong said: "Such a magical ointment, how many do you want?"

Huang Feng said: "Yes, this ointment was made by the Buddha with my harazi, and it really needs as much as you want." Why don't I send you a few bottles?"

Wukong said with a bitter face: "I've been doing it for a long time, and I'm still saliva." ”

Bajie complained: "You're okay, you're just rubbing it on your scalp." Mine is on the skin of my mouth, and I rub half a bottle!"

Wukong said: "The Buddha used it to rub his hands, but you used it to rub his mouth, who is to blame? Okay, okay, it's all rubbing, don't talk about it." Let's discuss how to save Master. ”

Huang Feng said: "That's simple." You're in charge of luring the monster out, and I'll deal with her. ”

Bajie said: "Are you alone?"

Huang Feng said angrily: "You can't trust me, can't you?" Since you can't trust me, why are you still inviting me to come?"

Wukong said: "It's just Lao Huang's." Bajie and Wujing stood in the distance and swept the formation, and I went to lure the monster out. ”

The plan is set, and Wukong goes to the cave to lure the monster.

The goblin was healing, and the little demon came to report: "Niangniang, woe, woe! The monk with the face of Lei Gong has come in again!"

The goblin was furious and came to fight with three forks. The goblin said: "Sun Monkey, you still dare to come!"

Wukong said: "If you let my master go, I won't come to harass you." ”

The goblin didn't answer, and raised his fork to stab, and Goku retreated to the entrance of the cave while fighting.

The goblin said, "Since you don't dare to fight me, then get out." ”

Wukong said: "Your poison can't hurt my life, but if I hit you, you'll be bad." I think you'd better let my master go. ”

The goblin said, "I won't let it go, what's wrong?"

Wukong said: "Do you believe it or not, I came to the Dragon King and drowned your hole!"

The goblin said angrily: "Okay, you monkey who doesn't know whether to live or die, the old lady must kill you today!"

This is exactly what Goku wants, and he leads the goblin to the outside of the cave. Huang Feng saw the goblin, his eyes lit up, and he pounced on it with a scream.

The goblin used his usual trick again, and sacrificed the poisonous hook on the tail and pierced the back of the Yellow Wind Monster.

Invalid attack!

The Yellow Wind Monster didn't pay any attention to this, and opened its mouth to bite the goblin's neck, and the goblin screamed miserably, showing its original form, and kept struggling.

Wukong said: "Lao Huang, don't eat meat, be careful of being pitted." The Yellow Wind Monster reluctantly relented.

Bajie was angry with the goblins and made him suffer greatly, so he took out a nail rake and fought to build it, beating the goblin into a ball of meat sauce.

The Yellow Wind Monster screamed: "What a plate of scorpion sauce, I can see it but I can't eat it." ”

Wukong comforted: "Lao Huang, you have already made a great contribution, the Buddha will definitely reward you, don't eat this scorpion sauce." ”

Huang Feng Wei felt reasonable, so he said goodbye to everyone and followed the Four King Kongs back to Leiyin Temple to receive the reward.

Wukong and the others returned to the cave, killed all the little demons, and rescued Xuanzang.

Xuanzang asked, "What about the monsters?"

Wukong said: "I've been beaten to death by Bajie." ”

Xuanzang said: "So it's over?"

Wukong said: "The monsters are all killed, of course, even if it's over." ”

Xuanzang said: "What's the matter! Some people watch such a shoddy TV series?"

Wukong said, "Aren't you excited enough? If we knew this was the case, we should have come later." ”

Bajie smiled: "Wujing, I thought that if you injured the monster, the master would praise you." But looking at the current situation, Master is blaming you for ruining his good deeds!"

Xuanzang said: "Just talk about things! I said it, and everyone commented on it: I was saying goodbye to Her Majesty the Queen at the time, how good the atmosphere was created! But what I never expected was that before this scene was finished, a monster came out of nowhere and took me away! If I was captured, I would be arrested, and I would admit it, but I had just chatted with this monster, and as soon as I turned around, you told me that the monster had been killed! You say, is there such a TV series? Can such ratings be raised?"

Bajie asked, "Master, so you still want to be quiet?"

Xuanzang said: "Who is Jingjing?"

Bajie said: "It's Her Majesty the Queen." ”

Xuanzang said: "Hey, you even know this?"

Bajie said: "Don't you often say that you are thinking about being quiet? ”

Xuanzang said: "You have been beaten crookedly like this, it is really a blind cat that has touched a dead mouse!"

Bajie exclaimed: "Can you be blinded by any kind of blind, isn't it such a coincidence!"

Wukong said: "Bajie, you don't say a few words, the master is in a bad mood, don't make his old man unhappy." ”

Xuanzang said: "Who said I'm in a bad mood? I'm in a good mood now! Don't talk nonsense, keep going!"