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Xuanzang and his party were walking on the westbound road, and Wukong and Bajie were fighting again.

Xuanzang said impatiently: "Can't you two be quiet for a while, it's interesting to quarrel like this all day long?"

Wukong said to Bajie: "Master seems to be quite unhappy lately. ”

Bajie said: "This doesn't need to be asked, it's out of love." ”

Wukong said: "Master is a virtuous monk, and he has always looked down on women, so it stands to reason that he should have recovered a long time ago." ”

Bajie said: "Just because I have never been close to women, it is even more difficult to extricate myself once I fall into it." ”

Xiaolong interjected: "Second Senior Brother, you are simply my idol, teach me a few tricks another day." ”

Bajie said: "Isn't your idol Master?"

Xiaolong said: "But now I think it's more promising to follow you." ”

Xuanzang said: "Xiaolong, don't follow him to learn, he is all sideways!"

Bajie said: "Master, my sword is going sideways, and I have found another way!"

Xuanzang said: "Find another way? ”

Bajie said: "What's wrong with finding another way? Maybe I'll achieve the right result before you!"

Wukong laughed and said, "You still gasp when you say you're fat! You don't want to think about what kind of master you are, and you dare to compare with Master." ”

The Eight Precepts said: "To say that you have no knowledge is that you have no knowledge! I am cultivating the Heart Sutra, why is it impossible?"

Wukong said: "Master also cultivates the Heart Sutra, and his comprehension is higher than yours!"

Xuanzang said: "It's noisy! It's noisy! I really can't stand you!"

Wukong said: "Bajie, you see that the master is not a matter like this, can you think of some way?"

Bajie said: "This is a heart disease, what can be done?"

Wukong said: "I remember that after you were tricked by a few Bodhisattvas in Mojiazhuang, you were also very depressed, how did you get better?"

Bajie said: "Didn't there be ginseng fruit at that time, I was greedy for the old pig, and my mood was naturally good." ”

Wukong said: "Alas, even if the ginseng fruit works, I can't find this fruit now." ”

Bajie pouted: "Brother Monkey, aren't you and Zhenyuan Daxian brothers, or you go to ask him to eat a few more, maybe Master's illness will be cured." ”

Wukong said: "We are learning from the scriptures, and we can't leave the post without permission! Besides, do you think I am like a thick-skinned person?"

Bajie said: "Like!

Wukong smiled, "You're talking about yourself!"

Bajie said: "Actually, I also know that this is impossible, but it's just a casual talk." However, after your reminder, I have come up with a way to cure the master's disease. ”

Wukong said: "Then you can tell me to listen to it?"

Bajie said: "Dispersion therapy + stimulation therapy! When a person is very depressed, use a very intense way to distract his attention, maybe it will be!"

Wukong said: "What kind of stimulation method? What kind of dispersion method?"

Bajie said: "Hehe, I have already proposed the plan, how to operate it, then you have to figure out a way!"

How is it possible that I want the old pig to carry the black pot?

In the end, it was Goku who was more daring, this troublemaker had never stopped! I saw him lift his right foot and kick it on Ryoma's hind leg at will. Ryoma was in pain, spread his hooves, and ran forward with his life. Xuanzang exclaimed: "Sun Monkey, you play this trick again!"

Wukong laughed and said, "It's always exciting!"

Bajie said: "Stimulation is stimulation, I'm afraid that the master will not spare you." ”

Wukong said: "You came up with the idea!"

Bajie said: "Senior brother, I just proposed a feasible plan, I really didn't expect you to play such a trick." ”

Wukong said: "If this is the effect you want, I don't believe that I can't cure him!"

Bajie said: "That's it! He has a tense face all day long, and our brothers can't quarrel happily!"

Wukong shouted happily, "Okay!

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Ryoma ran for more than twenty miles in one go, and then slowed down and walked slowly.

After walking a short time, he heard a gong sound, and more than thirty robbers jumped out of the grass by the roadside. The robbers stopped the intersection, and the leader shouted, "Monk!

Xuanzang said: "I'll go west." ”

The leader said: "I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to fight this, you have to leave to buy road money!"

Xuanzang said: "Boss, I'm just a monk who goes around begging for alms, how can I buy road money?"

The leader said, "No money, no money, where did you get your mount!"

Xuanzang pointed to Longma and said, "Do you ask this sika deer? This is what I caught on the mountain, not with money." ”

The leader said: "Look at you, this monk is white and fat, and your nutrition can definitely keep up! Don't talk nonsense, hand over the money quickly!"

Xuanzang said: "Oh, by the way, I remembered. I also have three apprentices, and the money is with them. ”

The leader said: "There is no one behind you, is it possible that you want to fool me again?"

Xuanzang said: "They carry the burden, so they walk slowly." ”

The leader said, "It's still a burden! That's a big deal!"

Xuanzang said: "But I advise you to leave early, my three apprentices are not easy to mess with." ”

The leader said with contempt: "I have more than thirty people here, and I will still be afraid of the three of him?"

Xuanzang said: "I really didn't lie to you! My three apprentices are the ancestors of the robbers! If you meet them, I am afraid that your life will not be guaranteed." ”

The leader said: "Stinky monk, don't you scare me with these big words, do you think I look scared!"

Xuanzang said: "Alas, why is no one willing to believe me every time I tell the truth? ”

The leader said, "I want to run! It's not that easy! Brothers, surround him!"

So in an uproar, more than 30 robbers surrounded Xuanzang.

Xuanzang said: "Xiaolong, it's up to you to be a teacher now." ”

Ryoma said: "Master, I am only responsible for carrying you, and I usually don't make a move." ”

A group of robbers were amazed when they saw Ryoma speak.

The leader shouted excitedly: "Little guys, this sika deer is a treasure, you must grab it for me!"

Xuanzang sighed and said, "This is really Li Lingzhi's faintness! Just a few of you mortal robbers, you also want to fight the idea of the divine beast?"

The leader said: "Divine beasts? I have only heard of the green dragon, the white tiger, the vermilion bird, and the Xuanwu! A little sika deer dares to call it a divine beast?"

Xuanzang said: "Which sika deer have you ever seen before that can speak people?"

The leader sneered and said, "Is it a divine beast that can speak human words? My parrot can still speak human words, is it also a divine beast? This sika deer is just a spiritual mount." ”

Xuanzang said: "Xiaolong, they look down on you." ”

Ryoma said, "I still look down on them." In a word, if you want me to make a move, it doesn't follow the rules!"

Xuanzang said: "When you were in the Treasure Elephant Kingdom, didn't you also make a move." ”

Ryoma said: "At that time, it was a youkai, and it was a relatively powerful youkai. But now the situation is different, just a few mortal robbers, and they can't hurt your life. ”

Xuanzang said: "They have knives and guns in their hands, what if they hurt me? Wukong and they are not there." ”

Ryoma said: "Master, there are still dozens of bodyguards secretly to protect you, where is the need for me to take action! If these mortal robbers can hurt you, those bodyguards can wipe their necks and hang themselves collectively." ”

The leader said impatiently: "You two talk to yourself, are we really dead?"

Xuanzang said: "We didn't run again, what are you worried about?"

The leader was right when he thought about it, so he said, "Then you continue to talk, and we will wait here for those burden-bearers." If you dare to lie to me, I'll dismantle you. ”

Xuanzang ignored the robbers and continued to lure Ryoma and said, "It's a good thing to save me." ”

Ryoma said: "It's just a few mortal robbers, how many achievements can be made, I'm not rare." ”

Xuanzang said: "Okay, you are a dragon, you don't listen to the words of the teacher!"

Ryoma said: "Calling you Master, that is polite to you! I am not your disciple." ”

Xuanzang said: "Ah, you actually dare to contradict the teacher! When did you become so bold?"

Ryoma said: "You have been straining your face lately, which has affected my emotions! I am in a bad mood now and don't want to make a move." ”

Xuanzang said: "Blame me?"

Ryoma said: "Of course I have to blame you, because you are the driver." You're in a bad mood, and the whole team is in a bad mood. Just because of you, I was kicked by my senior brother today, do you think my mood can be better?"

Xuanzang said: "I'...... I'm speechless!"

Ryoma said: "Master, don't blame me, don't I also cooperate with Senior Brother to stimulate you with them." ”

Xuanzang said: "According to what you say, not only should I not blame you, but I should also thank you?"

Ryoma said, "That's not it!"

Xuanzang said: "Okay, okay, you won." But now that this robber is surrounding me with a knife, can you bear it?"

Ryoma said, "Aren't you an assassin-type mage, you clean them up." ”

Xuanzang said: "Xiaolong, you think too highly of you as a teacher! If you talk about sucking cold and beating a stuffy stick to deal with one or two robbers, then I still have a little bit of confidence." But now there are so many people, how can I deal with them?"

Ryoma said: "Senior brother is not wrong, this is what you want! Your illness is cured, I have to suffer less sin, right?"

Xuanzang said: "There is still such a statement!"

Ryoma said: "Is it effective?"

Xuanzang said: "Yes! It's so exciting!"

Ryoma said, "How's it going?"

Xuanzang said: "It's all right!"

Ryoma said: "Tell me earlier, Master, sit down, now I'll carry you back!"

With that, Ryoma raised his four hooves and galloped back and forth.

Where could a group of mortal robbers stop him, he was instantly hit by Ryoma and staggered and fell to the ground.

The leader said angrily, "Chase, chase, chase my mount back!"

The robbers received the order and chased after them.