Chapter 190: Brother Tang at the age of seven?
The four-value Gong Cao was summoned by Wukong and hurriedly came out to report. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The god said, "What do the great sages call us to command? We are protecting your master." ”
Wukong said: "I can't find the way now, you can help me lead the way." ”
The moon god said: "Great Sage, this is not in accordance with the regulations. ”
Wukong said: "The rules are all dead, but people are alive." ”
The moon god said: "If it is a favor for you without violating the general principles, it is completely fine." But this copy won't work. ”
Wukong Qi said: "Why can't it work?"
Shinto said: "The point of this copy is this bottomless pit. You get the idea, right?"
Wukong said: "You mean that if you show me the way, this copy will not be difficult in the slightest, and no one will be willing to watch the TV series filmed?"
The god said: "No, that monster's only specialty is to make holes." That's why the name of this copy is Brave Bottomless Pit. ”
Wukong said: "Break, break, break! ”
The god on duty said: "Great Sage, have you ever played a maze game?"
Wukong said: "I haven't played it." But I've heard Ryoma say that he's been playing in dreams for dozens of lifetimes. ”
The god said, "Then you should go and ask him." ”
Wukong was overjoyed and said, "Thank you, thank you, go back and protect my master!"
So the four values of Gong Cao took his leave, and Wukong still returned to the ground.
Bajie asked, "Brother Monkey, what's the situation?"
Wukong said: "This copy is too pitiful, it's actually a maze copy." ”
Bajie said: "What can I do, I haven't played it before." ”
Wujing said: "I haven't played either. ”
Wukong said: "It's okay, Xiaolong has played." ”
Bajie said: "When did Xiaolong play?"
Wukong said: "Have you forgotten? When I was on Jindou Mountain, I met that nine-heart mirage. The little dragon has been in the labyrinth of dreams for countless years. ”
Bajie said: "I remembered! But he didn't break out in the end." ”
Wukong said: "Even if he doesn't break out, at least he has experience." You stay here, and I'll go and call him. ”
After that, Wukong raised a cloud head and returned directly to Zhenhai Temple, where the thief horse was gnawing on the forage.
Wukong said: "Xiaolong, don't be idle, hurry up and follow me to save Master." ”
Ryoma said: "Brother Monkey, you are talking nonsense, when am I idle, I am protecting my luggage." ”
Wukong said: "Alright, alright, put the luggage on together, let's go over quickly." ”
When Ryoma heard this, he quickly packed his luggage and flew to the Trap Mountain. Then, Wukong told the situation, and Ryoma said: "Maze games are too cheating, I have a psychological shadow!"
Wukong said: "No matter how difficult it is, you have to go down! Master is still waiting for us." ”
Ryoma had no choice but to accompany Goku to the bottomless pit.
Bajie clapped his hands and smiled: "As the saying goes, nothing can be done! This time, if you go down, you will be able to rescue the master!"
Wukong said: "Accept your good words, keep the cave well! If there is any delay, the big stick will wait!" After that, he took Ryoma down the cave.
Ryoma has a lot of experience, which is exactly in line with the old saying that the old horse knows the way. I saw him turn east and west, and turn farther and farther.
Wukong asked, "Little Dragon, how do you know to go this way?"
Ryoma said: "With your feelings, follow your feelings!"
After about an hour, they really found one of the elf's lair. Sadly, this nest is empty.
Wukong said: "We have been going around this underground labyrinth for hundreds of miles, and we have found this lair, but it is still empty!"
Ryoma said: "Not only is there no monster, but there is not even a house number, which is too pitiful!"
Wukong said: "If you want to find it at this speed, I don't know what year and month I want to find." ”
Ryoma said: "Brother Monkey, could it be that she knew that we were coming, so she quickly moved away?"
Wukong shook his head and said, "I didn't move out temporarily. You see, this nest is covered with spiders, and the dust on the furniture is old, and it should be a nest that has long been abandoned. ”
Ryoma said: "It's really a cunning rabbit three caves! We have been looking for so long before we found this place, and it is still abandoned. Who knows how many nests there are in this cave. ”
Wukong said: "The bottomless pit really lives up to its reputation! If you want to find the master, it is difficult." ”
Ryoma said: "Brother Monkey, let me tell you, the most important thing in playing a maze game is to collect all kinds of useful clues and task props. Now that the nest is abandoned, you may be able to find some clues. ”
Wukong said: "Sure enough, you still have experience!Okay, let's search separately and see what useful clues we can find." ”
The two split up to search, and it didn't take long for Wukong to find a carved lacquer offering table with two gold plaques on it. Wukong looked closely, and saw that the larger sign read "Respect for the Position of Father Li Tianwang", and the other smaller one read "Respect for Brother Nezha's Third Prince"!
Goku laughed maniacally. Ryoma heard the laughter and rushed over to see what was going on.
Ryoma asked, "Why is Senior Brother laughing?"
Wukong smiled, "We've found the right master!"
Ryoma said, "Who is it?"
Wukong said: "Isn't it written on that sign!"
Ryoma walked in to take a closer look, and after reading it, he felt very strange, and he asked, "How can this monster provide tablets for Li Tianwang and the third prince of Nezha? I haven't heard that Li Tianwang has a daughter." ”
Wukong said: "Xiaolong, things in this world have a cause and effect, and if there is a result, there is a cause! If this monster is not his daughter of King Li Tianwang, why should he worship him? Needless to say, let's go to Lao Li to reason." ”
With that, he grabbed the two signs and returned to the ground with Ryoma.
When Bajie heard the news, he said happily: "The arsonist girl committed murder and kidnapped the person who learned the scriptures of the Mandate of Heaven, this time Li Jing has fun! Brother Monkey, this time we have to sue him to bankruptcy!"
Wukong said: "How can it be as simple as you say!"
Bajie said: "Our evidence is conclusive, can't we sue him?"
Wukong said: "Senior brother, have you forgotten the yellow-robed monster in the Treasure Elephant Kingdom?"
Bajie said: "I haven't forgotten, isn't it just Kui Wood Wolf descending to earth." At that time, I also worked as a Baltic detective. ”
Wukong said: "That's right. Kui Mu Wolf wanted to eat the master, but he was only sentenced to one charge of demotion and probation, and now the official has been reinstated. Last time when he was in Xiaoxitian, he also helped us fight monsters in the lower realm. ”
Bajie said: "One year on earth, one day in heaven! In just a few days, Kui Timber Wolf has been reinstated! ”
Wujing said: "Second Senior Brother, think about it, this Tota Li Heavenly King's status in the Heavenly Court is much higher than that of the Kui Wood Wolf!"
Wukong said: "Hehe, this Tota Heavenly King Li Jing is even more powerful than you think." His eldest son Jin Zha now holds an important position under the Buddha, his second son Mu Zha is the chief disciple of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he and his third son Nezha are in charge of military power in the heavenly court! ”
Bajie exclaimed: "Brother Monkey, listening to you say this, this guy is indeed not simple, why didn't I think of it?"
Wukong said: "I finally know how powerful he is, right? He is a well-known evergreen tree in the divine realm, a great god!"
Bajie said: "What is this?"
Wukong said: "What else can you do! Don't forget, I'm an expert negotiator. He then commanded, "Bajie, the three of you are around here to keep watch. I will go for half a month at most, or ten days at least, and then I can return. ”
Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, go with peace of mind, this is not the first time this kind of thing has happened." ”
Wukong's eyes glared: "What do you mean to go with peace of mind! Bajie, do you talk like this?"
Bajie said: "Peace of mind...... Let's touch the porcelain! That's perfectly fine!"
Wukong no longer paid attention to the eight precepts, and the clouds ascended to the sky.
Flying in front of the South Heavenly Gate, the Great Heavenly King and the Protector Heavenly King who guarded the Heavenly Gate were shocked. Wukong said, "I'll go in and have a look, no problem, right?"
The two Heavenly Kings bowed and said, "No problem, no problem at all!"
As soon as Wukong left, the two heavenly kings hurriedly sent someone to report to the Jade Emperor.
For Goku, Heaven is like his back garden. I saw him take three steps and one step, and soon came to the Heavenly King's Mansion. The general who was guarding the gate hurried in to report it, but he jumped on the lion in front of the door and played tricks.
When King Tota Li heard the news, he ordered him to be invited in.
When Wukong saw the Heavenly King, he took the initiative to come forward and greeted: "Oh, Lao Tuo, I see you again!"
The Heavenly King asked, "Sun Monkey, what are you doing here to protect your master's journey to the west to learn scriptures?"
Wukong was full of spring breeze, and said with a haha: "Congratulations to the Heavenly King, congratulations to the Heavenly King!" Lao Sun is here to kiss this time. ”
The king of heaven said: "Is it to say goodbye to Nezha?"
Wukong Qi said: "Why does the Heavenly King think so?"
Tianwang said: "My eldest son and youngest son have become monks, don't you say kiss to Nezha, do you still say kiss to me?"
Wukong said: "I'm here to kiss Ling Ai." ”
The Heavenly King said: "Monkey head, are you mistaken!"
Wukong said: "Probably not!"
"I do have a daughter, but she is only seven years old this year. ”
Wukong said: "Oh! You fell in love with my master at the age of seven? ”
The Heavenly King said angrily: "Splash monkey, keep your mouth clean!"
Wukong said: "What I'm saying is the truth. ”
The Heavenly King said: "What kind of truth are you talking about?"
Wukong said: "Your daughter captured my master in the Nether Realm and wants to marry him." ”
The Heavenly King said: "Nonsense! My daughter has never left the Heavenly Court! Sun Wukong, you still cultivate your oral virtues!"
Wukong said, "Are you sure?"
The Heavenly King said: "How can she go to the Nether Realm as a little girl who has not dried up?"
Wukong said: "Can you let Ling Ai come out and see it?"
The Heavenly King said: "It's impossible to see it or not! Monkey, if you go wild again, I have to cut you!"
Wukong said: "Are you so sure?"
The Heavenly King said: "You really want to force me!"
Wukong said: "Lao Tuo, I'm here to be a matchmaker for Ling Ai, what are you angry about." ”
The Heavenly King said angrily: "You still say, Nezha, go and take your sister out!"
Nezha went in and hugged a little girl out.
The Heavenly King said: "Sun Monkey!
Wukong looked left and right at the little girl, and then asked, "Lao Tuo, is this really your daughter? ”
This time, it can make the king angry, and even the hat flies!
He shouted, "I'm angry!
Nezha hurriedly persuaded: "Father is angry, if you have something to say!"
The Heavenly King said, "There's nothing to say! I have to kill him!"
Nezha said: "This monkey's head is invulnerable!"
When the Heavenly King heard this, he finally calmed down.
He remembered that the monkey opposite him was notoriously defensive, and even if he really caught him, he would be helpless.
Now that he had figured this out, he waved his hand and began to pry people: "Splash monkey, get out! ”
Wukong said: "Heavenly King, you haven't given a reply yet." ”
Tianwang said: "I don't want to worry about you anymore, you still want to talk back!"
Wukong said: "Yes, if you don't give me a reply, then I didn't run for nothing?"
The king of heaven said: "You lied to my daughter, and now my daughter is here!
Wukong said: "You mean that you don't want to admit that the girl committed murder?"
The Heavenly King said: "It's nothing, how do you want me to admit it?"
Wukong said: "I have evidence!"
The king said: "Evidence! You still have evidence! Show it to me!"
Wukong said: "I can't give it to you, because I'm afraid that you will destroy the evidence of the crime!" ”
As he spoke, he took out two signs for the Heavenly King and his son to watch. When the Heavenly King looked at it, he was furious and said: "Okay, you grandson monkey, you dare to fabricate evidence to frame me! I really can't help it! Come on, tie this monkey to me!"