Chapter 189: The old lady is not a pharmacist!

The female monster didn't say a word, turned around and fled, and Bajie then chased after him. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info who just chased a few steps, but suddenly disappeared the female monster. In desperation, he had no choice but to go back to his life.

When Wukong saw him coming back, he asked, "Senior brother, how is the inquiry?"

Bajie said: "I met a female monster just now, but unfortunately she refused to say where the bottomless pit was. ”

Wukong said: "Could it be that you saw her beauty and forgot what to do?"

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, you are talking nonsense again! Old pig, I am the one who wants to break through, where can I still do that kind of thing." ”

Wukong said: "But I feel that you are still the lustful Zhu Bajie from before." ”

Bajie said: "I have such a bad impression in your impression?"

Wukong said, "Isn't it?"

Bajie said: "That's because your level is not enough and you can't see through." ”

Wukong said: "I was actually despised!"

Bajie said: "To put it simply, in fact, everyone has more than one 'I'. ”

Wukong said: "Is there a second Eight Rings?"

Bajie said: "I'll put it simply: when you think you see me clearly, how can you know if that person is really 'me'?"

Wukong said: "I have fiery eyes, I know you when you turn to ashes!"

Bajie said: "Fei Ye, Fei Ye, your understanding is too poor, I can't tell you clearly." ”

Wukong said: "You pretend to be a great god to bluff me!"

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, don't talk nonsense, it's time for you to go out this time." ”

Wukong said: "Now it's Wujing's turn to make meritorious contributions." Wujing, that female monster didn't hit the water, and most likely she will go. You're a little more handsome, just wait for her by the well. ”

Wujing said: "One of you has seventy-two changes, and the other has thirty-six changes, but my brother and I have not changed much. ”

Wukong said: "Then you can figure it out yourself." ”

Wujing thought about it, but he didn't bother to change, so he went directly to the well, found a hidden place, and prepared to wait for the rabbit.

It didn't take long for the youkai to come. This time it wasn't one female monster who came, but six female monsters.

I only heard a strange saying: "Sister, what about the ugly monk you said?"

Another strange said: "I guess I went somewhere else." ”

The strange words in front of him said: "Then let's get the water back quickly, grandma is still in a hurry to marry a monk in the Tang Dynasty." ”

So a few female monsters fetched water from the well and went southwest.

Wujing followed from afar, until he reached the door of a cave. The female monsters went into the cave, and he raised his eyes to look, only to see that the door of the cave was engraved with six big characters of "Bottomless Pit of Hollow Mountain". He inquired about the situation and didn't dare to stay longer, so he rushed back to report the situation to Wukong.

Seeing Wukong, Wujing shouted: "Senior brother, woe to you!" Master was robbed by a monster!"

Wukong said: "Wujing, you have made meritorious service again! Go, let's save the master." ”

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What about Xuanzang, how did he get caught by the monster?

Okay, let's go back in time.

At that time, Xuanzang was on the road for a day, tired to death, and was sleeping well, so he was caught back to the monster's lair in a daze.

The goblin saw that Xuanzang was asleep, so he couldn't wait to untie his clothes.

At this moment, a group of people suddenly flashed out from the side and shouted, "Stop the goblin!"

The goblin looked back and said angrily: "Four Values Gong Cao! You little scum also want to take care of the old lady's affairs!"

Gong Cao said: "No way, today it is the turn of our brothers to be on duty, where the duty lies, it is imperative." ”

The goblin said: "Do you want to save Tang Seng?"

Gong Cao said: "We are only responsible for protecting his safety. As long as you don't take Tang Seng's life and untie his clothes, we won't make a move. ”

The goblin said, "What if he takes the initiative to untie his clothes?"

Gong Cao said: "Then he is suspected of being a hooligan, and you will become the victim." We will record the video and upload the video to prove your innocence. ”

The goblin said, "It could be like this!"

Gong Cao said: "The rules are not set by us, we are just responsible for enforcing them." As long as it's not in our purview, we don't care what you want to do. For example, you can feed him a little bit of medicine or something. ”

The goblin shouted, "I'm a hole puncher, not a pharmacist!"

Gong Cao said: "That's your personal ability, who will complain?"

The goblin said, "Okay, let's make a decision." I will not hurt his life, nor will I take the initiative to untie his clothes, and you will not be nosy. ”

Gong Cao said: "That's exactly how it should be!"

The goblin said, "Then why don't you get out of here, do you want to see a live performance?"

Gong Cao said: "Remember what you promised us, don't mess around." After the reminder, all the gods disappeared together.

It didn't take long for Xuanzang to come to his senses.

Seeing Xuanzang wake up, the goblin said with a smile: "Brother Tang, have you finally woken up?"

Xuanzang said, "Huh, where is this?"

The goblin said: "This is the boudoir of the slave family." ”

Xuanzang said: "Who are you?"

The goblin said: "I am the female king of the bottomless pit of this empty mountain!"

Xuanzang said: "You arrested me here?"

The goblin said, "Don't say it so ugly! ”

Xuanzang said: "You didn't do anything to me just now, did you?"

The goblin said, "Look at what you said, do you think I look like such a casual person?"

Xuanzang said: "Hey, beauty, we don't seem to know each other very well." ”

The goblin said: "After a long time, it will naturally be ripe." ”

Xuanzang said: "What do you mean that the days have been long! What do you want to do?"

The goblin said, "Guess what." ”

Xuanzang said: "Tell me to guess again! ”

The goblin said, "Who else told you to guess?"

Xuanzang said: "Yes! There was a scorpion spirit that I guessed before, but it died! There are also seven spider spirits that I guessed and died!"

The goblin said: "Ouch, Brother Tang, you scared the slave family." You touch it, the slave's careful liver is fluttering. ”

Xuanzang said: "Oh, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I really didn't want to scare you." ”

The goblin said, "You really didn't mean to scare me?"

Xuanzang said: "I really didn't mean it! You see, I will never tell you, in fact, my eldest apprentice is the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, right? I also didn't tell you that Zhu Bajie, the Governor of the Heavenly Court's naval army, is my second apprentice? I also didn't tell you that the general of the rolling shutter was just a horse for me, right? I didn't even tell you that the third prince of the West Sea Dragon Palace was my mount, right? Of course, I won't tell you that in fact, the Buddha and his old man are my mentors, right?"

The goblin said: "Oh, the slave family is even more scared! I want you to pay for it!"

Xuanzang said: "But you don't look very scared at all." ”

The goblin said: "I can't deceive you like this! Brother Tang Seng is really smart and clever! Oh, the more I look at it, the more I like it." ”

Xuanzang said: "Then what should I do to make you hate it more and more when you look at it?"

The goblin said, "Do you want me to say the word 'nasty' to you?"

Xuanzang said: "It's okay." ”

The goblin said: "Brother Tang Seng, you are so bad, you hate it!"

Xuanzang said: "What you said is so profound, the poor monk doesn't understand." ”

The fairy said, "It's okay. If you don't understand, I can teach you, I'm an old driver. ”

Xuanzang said: "Beauty, you are looking for the wrong person!"

The goblin said, "You're what I'm looking for." ”

Xuanzang shook his head and said, "No!no!no! I'm not worthy of you! Actually, you and my second apprentice are a couple." He is also a veteran driver and can accompany you in drag racing. ”

The goblin said: "He is too ugly, I like handsome guys like you like Brother Tang." ”

Xuanzang said: "I will be disfigured when I find an opportunity!"

The goblin said, "You're disfigured, but I still like it." ”

Xuanzang said: "Why is this?"

The goblin said, "Because you have a beautiful soul." ”

Xuanzang said: "I think you want to be beautiful!"

The goblin said, "You don't want to?"

Xuanzang said: "Without an emotional foundation, we can't get along." ”

The goblin said: "As the saying goes, marriage is destined! You see, a big beauty like me should be matched with a handsome guy like Brother Tang Seng. ”

Xuanzang said: "Do you think my bald head is very stylish?"

The goblin said, "Yes, I like your bald head." As long as it's yours, I like it. ”

Xuanzang said: "I am a mortal, and I will die of old age in a few decades. But you will live for many years. In the future, you will be very sad to see me die of old age. In order not to be sad in the future, you better let me go. ”

The goblin said, "It's okay! When you die, I'll mummify you and sleep with me every day." ”

Xuanzang exclaimed: "Emma, this episode is really a horror movie, I have to strangle that pig's head!"

The goblin said: "Brother Xuanzang, don't fix these useless things, it's better to get rid of me early." ”

Xuanzang said: "I swear to die!"

The goblin said: "Then I will lock you up for the rest of your life!"

Xuanzang said: "Then I'll compare with you to see who can survive whom!"

The goblin said: "Bibi is Bibi!"

One resisted to death, and the other resisted to death, so a stalemate was formed between the two.

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The three of them came to the door of the bottomless pit, but there was no one in front of the door.

Wukong said: "This monster is quite confident, and he doesn't even have a gatekeeper." ”

Bajie said: "Brother, what do you say should be arranged now?"

Wukong said, "I'll go down and find out the situation now." If the opportunity is right, he will directly rescue the master. You two are here to stay, and if the goblins come out, kill them. No problem, right?"

Bajie said: "No problem. ”

Wukong said: "Last time you said it was no problem!"

Bajie said: "Last time, it was mainly because I believed in your ability too much. Now that we know that you are a cheat, the two of us will naturally not be distracted. ”

Wukong said: "Sure enough, he is a master of palladium!"

Wujing said: "Brother Monkey, I will be careful this time! You go down quickly, Master, he is in a hurry." ”

After Wukong finished speaking, he jumped down the hole. This time I entered the hole, and I found it unbelievable!

The so-called bottomless pit is not really bottomless. It's just that the ring in the hole is set together, there are holes in the holes, there are holes outside the holes, the inner holes are connected to the outer holes, and the outer holes are connected to the inner holes. When I first entered, it was just a hole, but the further down I went, the more bifurcations there became. In the end, there were thousands of holes. ”

The further down Wukong goes, the more he feels bad, and the more he goes, the more frightened he becomes.

When he came to a fork in the tunnel, he never went any further, but chose to return the way he came.

Bajie and Wujing were guarding the entrance of the cave, and suddenly saw a figure shaking, and they raised their weapons to fight. Wukong shouted, "It's me!"

Bajie said: "Brother, why did you come back empty-handed, Master?"

Wukong said: "Don't say anything!

Bajie asked, "What's going on?"

So Goku told the situation.

Bajie asked, "What should I do then?"

Wukong said: "I change a rope to come out, and you hold the end of the rope." That way, even if I get lost, I can follow the rope to find it. The two of them readily agreed.

So Wukong plucked his hair and turned it into a rope, handed one end to Wujing, and took the other end himself, and went down to the bottomless pit again.

This time, he scurried around the hole, digging deeper and deeper. But I couldn't find the goblin.

Helpless, he had no choice but to recite the mantra and call out the four-duty gong cao on duty.