Wukong flew all the way: "It's been more than 500 years, and I don't know what Huaguo Mountain will be like today." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Walking closer, Wukong looked at it, but saw wolf smoke rising on Huaguo Mountain, and the beacon was in flames.

Wukong was shocked: "What's going on, is there anyone who is going to kick my field? Didn't the Dragon King of the East China Sea promise to help me take care of it, and say that it is good to be honest?"

It was too late, but it was too soon, and Wukong pressed the cloud head and landed in front of the water curtain cave. I saw the two armies facing each other, on one side were the four strong generals of the monkey clan, leading all the monkey soldiers to hold the intersection, and on the other side was the mortal army, with flags covering the sun and bright armor.

Wukong didn't say a word, and as soon as he blew his mouth, the wind suddenly blew fiercely, and the sand and gravel flew together, and the team of people and horses was blown away in an instant.

The monkeys came back to their senses and bowed down together: "Grandpa the Great Sage, you are finally back." ”

Wukong asked excitedly, "How did I become like this in the past 500 years? What about my children? What about my mountain gate? What about my money?"

An old horse monkey replied: "Since grandpa went, our Huaguo Mountain was burned to bare by Erlang God, and there are no more melons and fruits in the mountain." Many of the tribesmen fled to other places because of lack of food. ”

Wukong suddenly became inexplicably sad, and asked again, "How many sons are left on this mountain now?"

The horse monkey replied, "Now there are only a thousand large and small combined. ”

Wukong continued to ask, "What about the old dragon of the East China Sea, he promised me to take care of you. ”

Ma Monkey said: "A few days ago, the Dragon King of the East China Sea looked at your love and spent a lot of money to rebuild Huaguo Mountain, renovate the Water Curtain Cave, and dress up magnificently. Who knew that when the emperor of the Aolai Kingdom saw it, his eyes were hot, and he wanted to occupy it as his summer resort. If grandpa is half a step late, I'm afraid this Huaguoshan will have to change his surname. ”

Wukong was furious and said, "This old dragon is so unreasonable! Even if he can't help him, he should let me know." I'm going to ask him for a critique!"

After that, Wukong flew into the sea, and he didn't need to be heard, and went straight to the Crystal Palace.

When he entered the palace, he saw that the dragon king had set up all the feasts. The Dragon King said: "Great Sage, come quickly, sit down and talk." ”

Wukong was not hypocritical, the big horse golden knife sat on the main seat, and the dragon king personally stepped forward to pour a cup of immortal wine.

Wukong said: "The old dragon is slow. Lao Sun, I'm an anxious person, let's ask things clearly first, and let's drink slowly. ”

The Dragon King said, "Great Sage, please ask." ”

Wukong said: "Old Dragon, how about what you should have promised me?"

The Dragon King said, "I rebuilt your mountain gate as agreed." ”

Wukong said: "Old Dragon, you still promised to take care of my children, what do you say about this now?"

The Dragon King said: "Great Sage, if there is a monster somewhere who wants to step on your field, I will naturally help you, but I really can't control this mortal matter." Great Sage, you don't know, there are rules in the heavenly court, and this mortal grievance is forbidden for us to interfere in vain. ”

Wukong said: "Even if you can't help, you should let me know." ”

The Dragon King said: "I also sent you a message, but the reminder is not in the service area." ”

Wukong asked in surprise, "This echo insect also pays attention to the service area?"

The Dragon King said, "I don't know. Not only that, but I also photographed the aquarium to inform you. It's a pity that he was stopped by a few monks, saying that the Journey to the West is an important place to shoot and that trespassing is prohibited. ”

Wukong said: "Needless to say, this must be the Buddha's means." This Buddha is too unauthentic, I will definitely ask him for an explanation. ”

The old dragon said: "Great Sage, although I don't dare to help openly, I have also done something in secret. Otherwise, just with the thousands of people on your mountain, the mountain gate would have been lost a long time ago. ”

Wukong got up and said, "Brother, I blamed you, I will make a loss here first." ”

The Dragon King hurriedly waved his hand and said, "The Great Sage Brother is now out of sight, isn't it? You and my brother have been friends for so many years, why are they so clear." The treasure in my palace, as long as you can see it, move back to the mountain, and I will give you a congratulatory gift for reopening the mountain gate. ”

Wukong said: "It's bold enough! Lao Sun, I really didn't make you a friend in vain." ”

The Dragon King said: "Since the words are clear, I will first salute my brother for three cups." Okay, let's not get drunk turtles today. ”

Wukong said: "I have to wait for this wine to be drunk again, I have something to do." ”

The Dragon King said, "What's the matter?"

Wukong said: "You righteous gods dare not interfere in this mortal matter, but I, a demon immortal, can't manage so much! ”

The Dragon King said: "Great Sage, now you are also a celebrity in the Three Realms, don't you be like those mortals, don't you lose your worth?"

Wukong remembered the teachings of Patriarch Bodhi, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, old dragon, I have my own measure. Warm the wine first, and I'll go back." ”

Wukong once went to the Imperial City of Aolai to steal weapons, so he is naturally familiar with the way.

He came to the palace, sat on the dragon chair with his feet crossed, and captured the mortal emperor out of thin air.

The emperor was drinking with his ministers in the imperial garden, but suddenly returned to the palace and was shocked. He looked up carefully, but saw a monk with a thunder face sitting on his dragon chair, so he asked in fear, "Who are you?"

Wukong smiled: "I'm your grandfather." ”

As the emperor, the lord of Aolai has a domineering aura, but he pointed at him and said angrily: "Where are you a monk who dares to be so rude to me!"

Wukong said: "There are only you and me here, what's the use of saying louder?"

When the emperor saw that there was no one in the hall, and that none of the guards knew where they had gone, he became terrified again. He asked in a trembling voice, "What do you want to do when you come to my palace?"

Wukong said: "Didn't you fall in love with my Huaguo Mountain, that's good! I see that your imperial city is also very tight, why don't we change it? You go to Huaguo Mountain to be the king of the mountain, and I brought the children to live in this imperial city, how about it?"

The emperor was shocked: "This is unacceptable!"

Wukong smiled: "It's a joke, you want to occupy my mountain gate, but you don't allow me to live in your imperial city, so what's the matter?"

The emperor said cautiously: "There is only a group of wild monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, how do you know that there is such a great god as you." If I had known, where would I dare to provoke you? ”

Wukong said, "Do you know who I am now?"

The emperor replied honestly: "There was once a legend that there was a monkey immortal on Huaguo Mountain in the past. Later, there was a big war, and since then there has been no news of Daxian. That was hundreds of years ago, and I don't know if it's true or not, but now it seems that you are the ancestor of the monkey. ”

Wukong smiled: "Now that you know, you should always give an explanation, right?"

The emperor said: "I will compensate for all losses!"

Wukong said: "You're going to pay for it? ”

The emperor asked in a trembling voice, "Great Immortal, dare to ask what's wrong?"

Wukong said: "Wasn't you quite good just now, why did you become scared like this in a blink of an eye?

The emperor looked flattering: "Oh, I didn't know that Huaguo Mountain was covered by you before, but now that I know, I don't dare anymore." ”

Wukong said: "I said it wrong, you still come!"

The emperor of the Aolai Kingdom was already on the verge of collapse, and he was stunned for a moment, speechless.

Wukong reminded: "It's not easy for me to come here with all my hard work, and you are so easy to give in?

It turns out that this monkey is addicted to acting, and now he doesn't think the scene is enough!

The emperor thought to himself: "Now that my little life is in your hands, how can I take it? What will I take to take it?

Wukong seemed to see the emperor's thoughts, so he continued to encourage: "Don't be afraid, you are bold, I promise that I will not kill you." ”

The emperor was about to fall to his knees as soon as his heels were weak: "Grandpa, I was wrong!

Wukong hurriedly hugged him: "Don't! Don't! I haven't even entered the play yet, why don't you say you won't play!"

The emperor now has a black line, and he doesn't know how to answer.

Wukong begged: "Dude, you can answer something, it's so hard for me to sing a one-man show here alone!"

The emperor replied stubbornly: "Grandpa, I have no talent for acting, I really can't act." ”

Wukong persuaded bitterly: "You can be an extras if you don't have talent." In fact, talent is secondary, and the most important thing is to have professionalism. ”

The Emperor didn't know how to answer.

Wukong continued to follow the temptation: "If you insist on persevering, you will have to finish filming this episode, right?

The emperor cried and said: "I can't go on acting, grandpa should think of another trick." ”

Wukong looked like he hated iron but not steel: "Actually, it's also very promising to be a trick, don't give up on yourself." You are now playing against the first actor of Journey to the West, as long as you play it well, the title of the king of dragon sets will be yours!"

The emperor fell directly to the ground, crying loudly: "Grandpa, we won't play this drama anymore! I am willing to go to Huaguo Mountain to be the king of the mountain, and this proud imperial city will be given to you, grandpa! Just let me go!"

Wukong said: "You want to be beautiful! My Huaguo Mountain Blessed Land Water Curtain Cave Heaven is not qualified for you to covet!"

The emperor choked up and replied, "Grandpa said whatever he wanted." ”

Wukong said: "Then let's continue to act?"

The emperor's eyes rolled and he was speechless.

Wukong saw that this emperor was so unreasonable, and he didn't give himself face at all, so he couldn't help but sigh: "It's really boring! ”

The emperor didn't dare to take a sip, so he waited for Wukong to say spare him.

Sure enough, Wukong asked next: "Then do you still have the idea of beating me Huaguo Mountain in the future?"

This emperor is actually also a human spirit. As soon as he heard Wukong say this, he quickly agreed: "No!

Wukong said, "Remember your words, I don't want to say it a second time." ”

The emperor immediately kowtowed, and wept happily: "Thank you Grandpa Monkey for your kindness! Xiao Wang, I will mobilize the strength of the whole country to build temples for Grandpa Monkey and worship them forever!"

Wukong saw that the emperor was completely convinced, so he raised his head and flew straight to the East China Sea. When the emperor saw this, he kowtowed again.

Even three years later, some of the survivors who were blown away by Wukong's mouth fled back from various places one after another, and some were blown across the ocean, destined to die in a foreign land.

Since then, the great sage's prestige has once again spread in the mortal world.

Wukong returned to the Dragon Palace, and the Dragon King was still waiting at the palace gate. Wukong said: "It's over, let's drink." ”

When I was able to re-sit down, there was already a mussel girl pouring wine. The two of them pushed the glasses and changed the lamps, drank wine and ate food, and were very happy. After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, the Dragon King said: "Great Sage Brother, my brother has something to say." ”

Wukong said: "Brother, if you have something to say, why bother talking about those gossip." ”

The Dragon King said: "Brother Xian, you said that you kept that Tang monk well, why did you want to kill those three innocent mortals? This Buddhist rule is the most taboo to kill innocent beings." ”

Wukong said: "Old Dragon, you also said that I killed innocent mortals?"

The Dragon King said, "Isn't it?"

Wukong was secretly happy in his heart, it seemed that he had a good show with his master, not only deceived Bajie and Wujing, but even the scheming Dragon King was deceived.

He smiled and said, "Old Dragon, this time you have lost your eyes. The one I killed was a youkai, and it was the same youkai. ”

The Dragon King said: "It's impossible, isn't it? How can there be such a stupid monster in this world who was sent to the door and beaten by you three times?"

Wukong said: "This kind of skeleton monster was originally a low-IQ monster. I don't even understand how he cultivated to become a boss with such an IQ. ”

The Dragon King said: "Since he is a mentally handicapped monster, why did you fight him three times before killing him? ”

Wukong smiled and said to him: "Alas, you also know that the Buddha has worn this hoop for me, and my cultivation has decreased a lot, and now it is so laborious to fight a small boss, what a pit." ”

The Dragon King said: "I'll just say, how majestic the Great Sage was back then. Now this way, it is really a big failure, it turns out that this hoop really has such a pit. ”

Wukong said: "Alas, it's hard to say it, it's hard to say it, don't mention it." ”

The Dragon King said: "Now that the virtuous brother has been driven back by Tang Seng, what are your plans?"

Wukong said: "What are your plans? ”

The Dragon King said, "Great Sage, do you know all the rumors that have been circulating in the Three Realms recently?"

Wukong said: "I don't know, I've been keeping Tang Seng westward." ”

The Dragon King said: "Recently, rumors have spread in the Three Realms, among them, the most rumors are about you and Tang Xuanzang. ”

Wukong said: "What do you say, you say come and listen?"

The Dragon King said: "Recently, a nursery rhyme came out of Naxihe Niuzhou, singing: The black red deer carries Xuanzang, and he has a long life of eating it. There are also rumors about you, saying that you are related to Hongjun Daozu. ”

Wukong said: "Where is this!"

The Dragon King whispered, "Anyway, the rumors say so. ”

Wukong said: "Old Dragon, in fact, most of those rumors are unreliable. You just have to remember that this hoop on my grandson's head is proof of identity. If this hoop is not removed for a day, it means that my fate with Buddhism is not over. ”

The Dragon King said: "Yes, after you say this, the reason is very simple! Cheers!"

Full of wine and food, Wukong returned to Huaguo Mountain, summoned demons and beasts, accumulated grass and grain, and went to be his Monkey King again.