Chapter 60: Sun Wukong really fights the white bone spirit

Inside the tent, Xuanzang said: "Wukong, now that our play is almost done, what are you going to do next?"

Wukong said: "I've already fought twice, next time I'll make sure he settles the account thoroughly." Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info When the time comes, you can drive me away. After I leave, Master must be very careful. In case of danger, if you recite a mantra, the disciple will have a headache and will immediately rush back. ”

Xuanzang said: "Can I curse you from such a distance?"

Wukong said: "The signal of this mantra is transmitted wirelessly, and it is the same principle as the mantra that the Buddha mantra mantra on you. I think that back then, the Buddha was far away in the west, and you were in the east, wouldn't it be the same as the spell to you? The products produced by the Buddha must be high-quality products, and the quality is quite guaranteed. ”

Xuanzang said: "How to be sure?"

Wukong said: "Hehe, this bit of common sense, the disciple still has it." Master, although you know this mantra, you don't specialize in sealing, so you don't understand the principle. ”

Xuanzang said: "It turns out that you still have research on the sealing system?"

Wukong said: "The disciple knows a lot of things, what is the specific reason, the master doesn't have to ask in detail." ”

Xuanzang said: "In this case, you can go back to save your relatives with peace of mind, I will not summon you until the last resort." Even if the two of them can't protect me, aren't they still on duty? What's more, I'm the hero of Journey to the West, how could the Buddha let me hang up so easily?"

Wukong said: "What Master said is that the Buddha will naturally not let you hang up easily. Then I'll go back and play for two days, and then I'll come back to meet you. ”

Xuanzang said: "Don't be too happy, in case that monster is scared and never comes again, your calculation will be in vain." ”

Wukong smiled: "You have also experienced it yourself, this skeleton monster's IQ is really low." I just need to use a little trickery, and I'm not afraid that he won't take the bait. ”

After the two discussed, they came out of the tent to breathe fresh air. When the two of them returned, it was dinner time. A few people ate some dry food casually, and Xuanzang asked, "Have you ever found that family?"

Wujing said: "We have all searched, but we haven't found it." ”

Xuanzang said: "Since you can't find it, forget it, let's go to bed early." ”

Nothing was said all night. The next morning, everyone got up, but Wukong was lying in bed.

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, why don't you get up and work soon?"

Wukong said: "Master, disciple, I have back pain and leg cramps now, and I can't get up." ”

Xuanzang scolded: "You monkey head is too slippery, I just lightly punished you yesterday, are you going to be emotional today?"

Wukong said, "Master, how many times did you recite the mantra yesterday?"

Xuanzang said: "Twenty times." ”

Wukong said: "After reciting it twenty times, it's still called a gentle punishment! You ate three ginseng fruits in Wuzhuang Guan, and you increased your agility by 60 points, don't you know that the agility attribute is to increase the critical strike rate? At that time, it hurt me to death." ”

Bajie said: "Master, don't listen to his nonsense, he was so happy rolling on the ground at that time, but now that he has slept all night, he said that he can't walk." ”

Wujing said: "Second Senior Brother, you can't wronged Senior Brother. I've encountered this situation before, after exercising too much on the first day, I didn't feel much, but after a night's sleep, my whole body was sore and unbearable. I think the elder brother is telling the truth. ”

Xuanzang said: "When Wujing said this, I also remembered it. I've had this experience before, and it seems that this monkey is overexercising. ”

Wukong said: "How can it be so simple! I have been pressed under the Five Elements Mountain for more than 500 years, and I have long been suffering from rheumatism, swelling and pain, frozen shoulder, lumbar disc herniation and other diseases. Now I'm dizzy, ringing and dizzy, I guess I'm about to burp a fart. ”

Wujing said: "Senior brother, this situation is very serious, it seems that he needs to be hospitalized for observation." ”

Xuanzang said: "Where did the hospital come from in this barren mountain and wilderness now?"

Wujing said: "Now there are two ways. This method is that I carry the senior brother to seek medical treatment, and the master and the second senior brother stay here and wait for us to come back. Another way is for us to move forward together, to go ahead and seek medical advice. ”

Wukong said: "In that case, let's follow the second method." Let's go together, so we can take care of it. ”

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, that will delay your time to seek medical treatment." ”

Wukong said: "It's okay, I can stand it, everyone's safety is important." ”

Xuanzang asked Bajie: "Bajie, are you carrying Wukong, or are you carrying luggage?"

Bajie picked up the laziness: "I'm still a monkey brother." ”

So Wujing sorted out his luggage and picked it up together. Bajie carried Wukong, Xuanzang rode a dragon horse, and hurriedly hit the road.

It is said that the monster was beaten twice by Wukong, escaped from death, and survived in danger, and there was already fear in his heart.

At this time, another little demon came to report: "King, those monks are preparing to go down to Shanxi." ”

The monster said: "If you want to go, let them go, old lady, I have great mercy today, and I will treat them as a fart!"

The little demon said: "King, the monkey is injured and is being carried away by the pig." ”

The monster was surprised: "No, wasn't it good yesterday, it shouldn't have been a deliberate trick on me?"

The little demon said: "I heard that stupid and stupid long-mouthed monk complaining all the way, saying that the monkey was too seriously injured after being punished by Tang Seng, and last night he felt cold again, and the old disease recurred." ”

When the monster heard this, he was overjoyed and said, "If there is really such a good thing, I'll go and see!"

The monster got out of the cave, drove the yin wind to chase after him, and saw that Bajie carried Wukong, and complained all the way. Looking at the expressions of the other people, Wujing is in a hurry, Xuanzang is anxious, and Wukong is sluggish, all of them don't seem to be cheating.

The monster thought: "These people don't believe Sun Wukong's words, and they definitely won't conspire with him." In this way, this monkey is really seriously injured. Oh, isn't that my chance!"

Thinking of this, he transformed into a white-haired old man, holding a dragon's head and a cane, pinching a rosary, chanting Buddha in his mouth, and walking towards everyone.

When Xuanzang saw it, he was pleasantly surprised: "This old man is really sincere, he even recites scriptures when he walks." ”

Bajie said: "Master Mokua, disaster is coming, disaster is coming." ”

Xuanzang said curiously: "What disaster is coming?"

Bajie said: "His daughter and wife were killed by Brother Monkey, and now he has come forward, isn't it a disaster?"

Xuanzang said: "I asked you to look for it yesterday, didn't you find it?"

Bajie said: "Well, I don't know about this, I think it's a bad road." ”

While he was talking, the old man stepped forward and greeted Xuanzang: "This elder is invited." ”

Xuanzang said: "The old man is also invited." ”

The old man said: "Elder, the old man, my ancestral residence here, only gave birth to a daughter, recruited a son-in-law who was inverted, yesterday the little girl went to deliver food to his husband, and did not return for a long time, and the old wife went out to look for it, but there was no news as soon as she went. The elders have come from the east, have you seen my wife and daughter?"

Xuanzang said: "What about your son-in-law, is there any news?"

The old man said, "This ...... This one...... My son-in-law split up to look for it. ”

Xuanzang sneered in his heart, but said on his lips: "The monks don't speak!" Old man, I'm really sorry, your wife and daughter were all beaten to death by my eldest apprentice!"

When the old man heard this, he shouted: "Okay, you black-hearted monk, you actually committed murder, you have to fight with you!"

Bajie and Wujing remembered Xuanzang's teachings, and they didn't dare to provoke this kind of old man who was unsteady in walking, and they were at a loss for a while.

When the old man saw this, he was overjoyed, and he wanted to take advantage of this opportunity to take Xuanzang and leave.

At this moment, a voice came from behind him: "Goblin, do you want to harm my master again, watch and fight!"

The monster turned around in shock, but saw that the sluggish Monkey King just now was actually holding a golden hoop stick and hitting him.

He knew that something was wrong and was about to run away, but Wukong's role had been done enough, where was he willing to keep his hand, and he tried his best to knock it down with a stick, and suddenly the monster was scattered.

Xuanzang was shocked: "Wukong, you killed people again!"

Wukong said: "Master look carefully, this is really a monster!"

Xuanzang looked down, but it was a pile of pink skeletons, and there was a line of words on the backbone, which was Mrs. White Bone.

Xuanzang resolutely didn't believe it: "Most of it was changed by you again, don't you want to lie to me!"

Wukong said: "You won't believe me like this?"

Xuanzang said: "Why do you want me to believe you?"

Wukong said: "Okay, okay, it doesn't matter if you don't believe it! I said that I will chop my hand again, so now I will chop this hand." ”

Xuanzang said: "I don't want you to chop your hands, you can go." ”

Wukong said, "Master, do you want me to go again?"

Xuanzang said: "You can't listen to what I say, what's the use of me keeping you?"

Wukong said: "Keep me as a bodyguard." ”

Xuanzang said: "Don't! I can't afford to invite a great god like you! I see, you might as well find another job." ”

Wukong said: "Then what about this tight hoop?"

Xuanzang said: "You ask the Bodhisattva to go!"

Wukong said: "That's not possible! This is unfounded, I can't give an account to the Bodhisattva!"

Xuanzang said: "Then set up words as proof! Bajie, bring pen and paper!"

Bajie said: "There is only gold and silver, no paper money." ”

Xuanzang said: "You idiot, I asked you to bring pen, ink, paper, and inkstone!"

Bajie hurriedly brought pen and paper.

Xuanzang immediately wrote a derogatory letter, to the effect that Sun Wukong did not listen to his master's words, did not obey the precepts of Buddhism, and continuously killed and injured people, and was expelled. After writing it, he handed it to Wukong and said, "You are no longer my apprentice, this is the evidence!ok?"

Wukong accepted the credentials, knelt down and kowtowed, "Disciple, I'm leaving, master, take care." ”

Xuanzang shouted loudly: "Grandpa the Great Sage, I have nothing to do with you now, don't call me master, I can't afford the little monk!"

Wukong didn't care what Xuanzang said, he knocked his head a few times, and then he raised a somersault cloud and went back to Huaguo Mountain.