In order to alleviate Li Xiaotong's extremely bad mood, Zhang Wei had to tell her some small jokes to pass the time during this time.

Although these jokes are cold, at least they can make Li Xiaotong forget that he is a tree for a while.

Zhang Wei: "Question, if you dream at night that you become a cow and graze, what is the first thing you do when you get up in the morning?"

Li Xiaotong: ......

Zhang Wei: "Stupid, of course it's to see if the mat is still there." ”

Li Xiaotong: ......

In fact, Zhang Wei was thinking about something else in his heart, and the game pictures of the smash hit kept flashing in his mind:

"Xiaode, add blood!"

"The warrior resists, and the deputy tan is ready to take over!"

Li Xiaotong's current appearance is not the druid after becoming a tree man. Fortunately, the neck and head were not covered by leaves, otherwise it would have been really miserable.

"Knock knock......" Zhang Wei was foaming at the mouth and telling Li Xiaotong a joke from more than ten years ago, when a knock on the door suddenly sounded.

"Who?" Zhang Wei asked vigilantly, could it be a big bad guy or something.

"It's me. The appearance of sweet Lolita made Zhang Wei feel that he seemed to be saved.

"Fluttershy, I'm finally looking forward to you back. As soon as Zhang Wei opened the door, he began to pour out his bitterness.

"What's wrong, Brother Wei Zhang?" Big eyes, blinking, it was indeed the real Fluttershy back.

Led Fluttershy to the house, Zhang Wei was surprised to find that Li Xiaotong was missing.

"Xiaotong, Xiaotong. Zhang Wei shouted at the top of his voice.

There was no movement at all.

"Brother Zhang Wei, what is that. Fluttershy asks, pointing to the silhouette of a humanoid figure arched by the quilt on the bed.

Uh, how did she get into the quilt?

Li Xiaotong, who was hiding inside, knew that he had been discovered, but he still did not come out. It's just the shaking of the quilt that betrays her.

"Xiaotong, Xiaotong?" Zhang Wei walked over lightly and lifted the corner of the quilt.

"Don't, don't ......" Li Xiaotong shrank inside, saying that there was a strange smell in this quilt.

"Hello young lady. Fluttershy hears Li Xiaotong's voice and greets her with a grin.

"You, you're good. Li Xiaotong replied weakly, pitiful.

The way the two strange girls greet each other is so individual.

Zhang Wei spread his hands helplessly at Fluttershy, "No way, she just wants to be quiet now." ”

Fluttershy bites her finger and grins back, "Isn't it just that I took the mutation capsule, and I'll be fine in an hour." ”

The big guy knelt, she actually knew so clearly! It really deserves to be Lori's version of the "encyclopedia".

"Is that the eighth floor you?" Zhang Wei asked as he took out his mobile phone.

"What the eighth floor?" Fluttershy shakes her head, indicating that she doesn't know.

"This. Zhang Wei handed over the phone.

"Ah...... Stick, I saw your post from above. Fluttershy glances at Zhang Wei's phone screen.

After thinking for a while, he smiled and said, "But I'm on the third floor." ”

Zhang Wei felt that there was a flock of crows flying above his head, Karma~Karma~Karma~.

The eighth floor isn't Fluttershy, so who could it be, and maybe it's some kind of women's clothing boss or something.

Zhang Wei was a little apprehensive about this matter in his heart, but Li Xiaotong's difficulties in front of him were obviously more important.

"Xiaotong, come out. Zhang Wei pulled the quilt.

"No, I don't have the face to see anyone, woo. Li Xiaotong was crying.

(Look~ Under that street lamp drop, there is a little girl crying~~)

Fluttershy-_-: "You can't have done something unspeakable to her......"

"How is it possible, I am a very pure person. Zhang Wei felt that his poor dignity had been trampled on.

"Don't get me wrong, it's not what you think. Li Xiaotong showed a head from the quilt, and explained with rain.

Fluttershy whispered a few words in Zhang Wei's ear, then pushed Zhang Wei to the door and said, "Don't worry." ”

Zhang Wei's face is full of doubts, but he can't compete with Fluttershy's lolita Dafa, so he has to push open the door with his phone and walk out.

"Don't be afraid, little sister, we're ......" Fluttershy grinned as she reached under the covers.

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"I don't know what the hell Fluttershy is up to. Zhang Wei said to himself.

He still trusts Fluttershy, first because she's cute. Such a cute little Lori, who can believe that she is a bad person.

Second, it's because she saved her life, and she still owes her a lot of money.

Creditor, it is better not to offend.

Walking aimlessly on the gravel road of the community, Zhang Wei suddenly thought that his super Taobao seemed to be in a state of soy sauce all the time.

Last time, I remembered that there seemed to be another mission, and I don't know what happened.

Click on the software of Super Taobao, and it is still a familiar and simple interface.

"Wow. Zhang Wei exclaimed.

Mission: Perform a space-time teleportation. Reward: 20 Mission Coins.

The line turns green, and there's an option to claim the reward.

Zhang Wei hurriedly tapped with his finger.

Obtain X20 Mission Coins.

The prompt of a line of small words in the software flashed instantly, and if Zhang Wei hadn't stared closely, he really couldn't see it.

Twenty Mission Coins, I guess you can exchange something.

Zhang Wei clicked on the interface of the product, and it was still the three that he had changed last time.

Ready-to-use rings, and technical glasses and retrospective watches.

For people with choice disorder, one thing can even be tangled up for weeks. Zhang Wei is the leader in this group, and he wants each of these three goods.

Although he can't afford one for 60 Mission Coins, that's not the point.

There are now a limited number of mission coins, so you can only choose one.

"Alas, for the first time, I feel so poor. Zhang Wei looked up to the sky and sighed.

"It's as if you used to be rich. Another voice in his heart reminded Zhang Wei.

Or just go back and ask Fluttershy what the encyclopedia is deciding?

After taking a few steps forward, he saw the police car downstairs that came to investigate the case, and Zhang Wei's mind came to mind the bumpy figure of the policewoman.

Properly make people squirt nosebleeds!

If nothing else, just the figure, it is definitely at the level of a school flower in school. Even in the Public Security Bureau, it is ...... Well, forget it, don't mention it.

Zhang Wei also had a heart, judging from the attack that day, QZ City was not very safe. Those thugs were armed with guns, which was definitely illegal in the eyes of Kyushu country.

Generally, the high configuration of the little hooligan is the watermelon knife, the middle configuration is mostly steel pipe, and the low configuration depends on whether there are bricks to pick up on the ground.

It's getting late now, and Zhang Wei doesn't dare to go too far, so as not to run into any trouble.

The more you are afraid of something, the more you will come. However, Zhang Wei's luck is not so bad, strictly speaking, this time it is not trouble.

"Your name is Zhang Wei, right?" a beautiful woman with a temperament stood in front of Zhang Wei and asked with some uncertainty.

"Why don't you say that, we can still have fun. Zhang Wei replied solemnly.

The beauty covered her mouth and smiled: "You are quite humorous, do you remember me?"