"Or, let me ask Du Niang?" Zhang Wei tried to ask Li Xiaotong's opinion.

"Well, hurry up. Li Xiaotong replied with a crying voice, although she looks like a forest princess now, she can't go out.

It's one thing to be pretty, but you can't play 24 hours a day and rely on death to fight thunder.

Zhang Wei's hands trembled, and he clicked on the Du Niang software on his mobile phone. However, it is said that it is a very unreliable thing to check the symptoms on the Internet.

One of Zhang Wei's former classmates always felt stuffy in his chest and had difficulty breathing for a while. A search on the Internet showed that more than 50 people said it was a heart attack. This frightened the little girl, and the next day she hurriedly asked for leave and went to the big hospital in the provincial capital.

After doing various examinations and spending most of the little girl's savings for half a year.

The doctor said to her sympathetically: "Girl, your underwear is too tight, change it to a looser one." ”

It is precisely because he remembered this incident that Zhang Wei's heart is also panicked now.

I wouldn't say it's tree cancer or something.

Zhang Wei published a post in Tieba as quickly as possible, which reads as follows:

"When I woke up this morning, I suddenly found that I was covered in strange leaves. There are also two branches growing on the head, what is going on? ”

The post was replied to as soon as it was sent, and the number is constantly increasing.

Second floor: ancestral film, three tempered films.

3rd floor: ancestral film, I'm twice as low as upstairs. (snickering)

Fourth floor: The fourth floor is a fool.

Fifth floor: 666 upstairs. The landlord is set to do a good job of greening, and there is no trouble in life.

Zhang Wei was speechless for a while, this reply was not the donkey's lips to the horse's mouth, and then looked down:

Sixth floor: It may be hemorrhoids, just have an operation.

Seventh Floor: The one who said hemorrhoids came out for me, and I promised not to kill you.

Eighth Floor: Did you take the mutation capsule? It's okay, it'll be fine in a while, an hour.

9th Floor: Of course, I'll talk about that later.

10th Floor: Now Joining KFC Deluxe Package!

Zhang Wei was so angry that he wanted to drop his mobile phone, what kind of group is this.

Wait, eighth floor?

Zhang Wei hurriedly took a closer look, and then he thought of something.

"Did you eat something?" Zhang Wei touched the leaves on Li Xiaotong's body with his hand, this thing is very strong.

"No, I didn't even eat breakfast. Li Xiaotong wiped her tears and replied.

Zhang Wei took a few clicks in his pocket and took out the bottle containing the mutation capsule.

"Ah, I remember. Li Xiaotong shook the leaves on his body and said, "I ate a cold capsule in this bottle in the morning." ”

I knew it was going to be like this......

Zhang Wei opened the cap of the bottle and counted, and sure enough, there were only four capsules left.

Fortunately, I only ate one, and the instructions said that it would be fried if I ate too much. If you really overdose, you should say to the landlord and aunt, "Your daughter blew up." ”

It's sad to think about, but who is that mysterious eighth floor, and how can he know so much about things that he doesn't even know.

"Didn't I just steal a pill and use such a cruel punishment!" Li Xiaotong complained silently again.

"According to the analysis of professionals, in an hour you will be back to being human. Zhang Wei spread his hands, and he was helpless.

As for going to the hospital or something, there are so many leaves, I'm afraid it will take a thousand knives to get rid of them all.

"Really?" Li Xiaotong stood up suddenly, and the leaves on his body made a soft noise.

"But I've never seen a leaf like this before. Zhang Wei "stroked" a few leaves and sighed.

Why do you still feel a little obscene?

"Ouch. Zhang Wei accidentally pulled his left arm, which was still a little red and swollen, and he couldn't help but hum.

"Zhang Wei, what's wrong with you?" asked Li Xiaotong with concern.

"It's fine, just a little bit hurt. Zhang Weiqiang smiled happily.

Manhood should be like this, Mount Tai collapsed in front of him and his face did not change. A little injury is nothing, the image in the girl's heart is the most important.

"Ahh

Zhang Wei swore that after getting Super Taobao, he said and heard more "ah" than usual.

However, this exclamation came from Li Xiaotong's mouth.

"What's wrong? Zhang Wei wasn't worried, since the eighth floor knew about the mutation capsule, his reply was seventy percent credible.

With the remaining 30 percent rate, Zhang Wei felt that he should be lucky once.

"Zhang Wei, look!" Li Xiaotong said in surprise with his hands folded.

"I'll it!" Zhang Wei was startled, this time he really jumped.

I saw a small cloud of pale green light appear on Li Xiaotong's hands that were not covered by leaves, surrounding his fingers back and forth.

"Turned green?" Zhang Wei said, and then felt that his words were a little inappropriate, and quickly coughed twice to cover up the past.

"Help, Zhang Wei, I can't control it. Li Xiaotong didn't have Zhang Wei's psychological quality, and his little face instantly turned pale.

"What?" Before Zhang Wei could understand what was going on, two faint green rays of light flew towards Zhang Wei.

"Oh, I'll go, don't take it with me. Zhang Wei hurriedly prepared to dodge.

But his speed was obviously not as fast as the green light, and when Kankan was about to dodge away, the two green lights increased their speed mischievously, and fell on Zhang Wei's body in an instant.

"It's over, it's going to be green. This was Zhang Wei's first thought.

But after waiting for more than ten seconds, there was no pain. On the contrary, it was a burst of physical and mental refreshment, which swept away the fatigue of the past two days.

"Huh?" Zhang Wei looked at his body and found that there was nothing wrong.

The only difference is that his left arm is swollen. And the dark wounds on his chest and back were healed.

As a veteran reader, Zhang Wei's knowledge can be said to be "broad and profound".

But don't most of them shout slogans like "O Holy Light, please give me strength?" No matter how bad it is, it has to be "listening to the call of the forest" or something.

"Zhang Wei, are you okay? Li Xiaotong came over, and Zhang Wei grinned with the leaves on his body.

"It's okay, it's okay, my injuries seem to have recovered, what did you just do?" Zhang Wei touched his chest, and there was no pain at all.

"I just heard that you were injured, and I was a little anxious, thinking that you should get better soon. Li Xiaotong lowered his head shyly: "Then that's it, I don't know what's going on." ”

The little girl still hasn't experienced the baptism of Internet cafes and novels.

"It seems to be a healing spell or something. Zhang Wei sat down and talked.

"Behold, your green light is shining on me. And then all my injuries will be healed, you know?" asked Zhang Wei as he analyzed.

Li Xiaotong shook his head, indicating that he looked confused.

"Alas, I have to let you go back and make up for the online literature. Zhang Wei sighed and said.