Xuanzang continued: "Later, I heard that Mahayana Buddhism was popular in the West, so I wanted to go to the West to learn scriptures. But the king of Tang didn't agree, so I wanted to smuggle in, but I was arrested and put in prison for several months. Later, I persuaded the Tang King to start traveling west. Then I met Goku. ”

Wukong said: "What the master said is very vague. ”

Xuanzang said: "You want to tell me in detail?"

Wukong said: "I will say it." Back then, I was trapped in a stone egg, and I was almost out of breath......"

Bajie interjected: "Wait, wait." Brother Monkey, aren't you a stone monkey, why do you need oxygen?"

Wukong said: "Nonsense, of course I need oxygen. Otherwise, I would have to recite some tips to avoid water when I go into the water. ”

Bajie said again: "By the way, Brother Monkey, what is your physiological structure?

Wukong said: "You also ask such a private question, it's really go in down, go in down!"

Xuanzang said: "Bajie is not allowed to interrupt, listen to Wukong." ”

Wukong continued: "I couldn't stand being held in the stone egg, so I kicked and hit and gnawed desperately inside, and finally broke the stone and drilled it out. After I was born, I settled in Huaguo Mountain and spent all day with monkeys. Once, when the monkeys found light in a waterfall, they said, "Whoever can go in and not die will be the king of monkeys." So I volunteered to jump in, and found that inside was a cave left by a senior master, as well as a book of martial arts secrets left by him. There is a set of stick techniques and many peerless supernatural powers in this secret book. So I practiced according to this secret book for more than 300 years, and finally it was done. ”

Bajie was puzzled: "What is the name of this martial arts senior? What is the name of that secret book? What is the name of his stick method?"

Wukong said: "That secret book is called the nameless secret book, and that set of stick methods is called the nameless stick method, as for the name of the senior master, he left a message telling me not to say his name, just because he has too many enemies, too powerful, once I say it, I may encounter the revenge of his enemies." ”

Bajie smiled: "This monkey is coaxing." ”

Wukong said: "Bajie, why do you say this?"

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, according to what you said, that senior master can make you cultivate into such a powerful demon immortal by leaving a book of martial arts secrets, then how high should his own skill be? At least they are all at the level of the Buddha, right? How can there be too many enemies with a great power like him? This is purely fooling people!"

Wukong said: "Maybe that senior master is a person from ancient times or primeval times." Maybe there was a lot of power at that time. ”

Bajie said: "I have been in the heavenly court for so many years, and I have never heard of such a number one master! ”

Wukong said in his heart, these eight rings looked stupid and stupid, but he didn't expect to be guessed correctly by mistake. So Wukong said: "Believe it or not, anyway, I am self-taught with this secret book." Later, after I achieved great success, I broke into the Dragon Palace and borrowed many treasures from the Dragon King......

Bajie interrupted: "Come on, return the baby, what treasures can there be in the Dragon Palace!"

Wukong said: "Isn't my Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick a treasure?"

Bajie said: "Yes, the golden hoop stick is barely a treasure, is there anything else?"

Wukong said: "The dragon kings gave me a pair of chain gold armor, which is shining and very stylish!"

Bajie teased: "If you wear it, it will become a lewd golden armor, right?"

Wukong said: "They also gave me a pair of lotus silk steps, this is finally a baby, right?"

Bajie said: "I think it should be called Dick Sibu Yunshoe!"

Wukong was anxious: "What about the phoenix winged purple gold crown?"

Bajie asked rhetorically: "! Can there be a phoenix in the sea? That thing should be called a shark fin purple gold crown!"

Wukong stared, but couldn't say a word. This time he was bickering, and he actually lost!

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, don't listen to him, you continue to talk about yours." ”

Wukong calmed down his excited mood for a while, and then continued: "Later, I made trouble with the underworld to forcibly sell the book of life and death, and traveled all over the world, smashed the dojo, kicked the mountain gate, met friends with martial arts, and was at ease. ”

Bajie said: "I know what happened after that. Isn't it that he was named a Bi Ma Wen by the Jade Emperor, and later became a titular Monkey King. ”

Wukong said: "That's because I lacked knowledge back then, and was calculated by the Jade Emperor Lao'er, but he didn't want to have good fruits to eat! ”

Bajie said: "In the end, the Buddha was provoked, and your free days came to an end." ”

Wukong said: "You all know these things, so I won't talk about it." ”

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, I think what you said is very vague." ”

Wukong said sullenly: "Those shameful things, don't mention them." Now it's Bajie's turn. Bajie, can you introduce yourself too?"

Bajie said: "Just say it, what's the big deal." The old pig, my common name, Zhu Congming, was originally a street gangster. I think back then, he was young and vigorous, and he provoked a hidden master. That master saw that I still had some understanding, not only did not punish me, but also accepted me as an apprentice. It didn't take long for the Tianhe Water Conservancy College in Heavenly Court to enroll students, and my master got a place to apply for the exam, and he gave me this place. Later, I passed the exam and entered the college as I wished, and chose the Department of Management. The tutor of the college changed my scientific name to Zhu Yizhi. After my diligent study, I successfully obtained my graduation certificate and became a righteous god. Later, he was promoted all the way to Marshal Tianpeng. ”

Wukong said, "Oh, and your graduation certificate, you shouldn't be fooling me, are you?"

Bajie said: "What are you fooling about, I still have this graduation certificate." ”

Wukong said: "Then you take it out for me to see?"

Bajie took out a small notebook and handed it to Wukong. Wukong looked carefully, the cover of this small book was 'graduation certificate' in three large gray characters, and there were parentheses next to it indicating that it was an artifact, and a 'expired' stamp was also stamped below. Wukong flipped through the certificate, and the specific content was as follows:

Vulgar name: Zhu Congming

Scientific name: Zhu Yizhi

Major: Naval Management

Comments: The student is smart, diligent and inquisitive, has completed all the courses specified in the teaching plan, and has passed the grades, and is allowed to graduate.

Collateral attributes:

Physical Attack +800

Constitution +1000

Dexterity +99

Attack Speed +100

Hit +80

+200 mana

Water Control Skill Level +2

Side Skill: Resurrection on the spot after the wield's death with full health and blue (Action Skill, Cooldown: 12 days)

Wukong finished salivaing, this is the real artifact, but unfortunately it has become invalid.

Bajie said: "I haven't seen it, this is an artifact." But it's no longer valid, and I'm just keeping it as a souvenir. ”

Wukong returned the certificate to Bajie and asked Wujing, "Senior Brother Sha, do you also have a graduation certificate?"

Wujing smiled: "Senior brother, I have it too." I graduated from Tianting Special Security College, majoring in internal service. However, my graduation certificate is also invalid, and I have already thrown it away. ”

Wukong said: "It turns out that you all have graduation certificates." ”

Xuanzang said: "I also have a graduation certificate, I graduated from the Jinshan Temple Junior Master Crash Course." ”

Wukong said, "Do you have it on you?"

Xuanzang took out a small notebook and said, "Yes, yes." ”

Wukong said: "Master show me?"

Xuanzang handed the small book to Wukong. Wukong looked carefully, and the cover of this small book also had the three big characters of 'graduation certificate'. There are parentheses next to it to indicate that it is a whiteboard equipment. Wukong flipped through the certificate, and the specific content was as follows:

Vulgar name: Chen Jiangliuer

Scientific name: Xuanzang

Major: Chanting Sutra excess

Specialty: Hinayana Buddhism

Comments: The student is gifted and intelligent, well-read, good at speaking, has completed all the courses specified in the teaching plan, and has passed the grades, and is allowed to graduate.

Collateral attributes:

Psy +3

Constitution -2

Dexterity -3

+10 mana

Wukong looked at it and rolled his eyes, the equipment that is good garbage is actually equipment that reduces agility and physique, and it is really a thin-skinned turtle speed profession. Fortunately, I didn't lose my strength, otherwise, I wouldn't even be able to hold the novice sword at the beginning.

Wukong said: "This graduation certificate is too pitiful, it is actually a reduction in attributes." ”

Xuanzang said: "I still have a customs clearance document, which also has attributes." ”

As he spoke, Xuanzang showed the customs clearance document to Wukong again.

Wukong looked at it and exclaimed, "It's actually a small superb green suit!"

Bajie said: "What little superlative?"

Wukong said: "Increases marching speed by 10%, with special effect: 80% increase chance of escape!"

Bajie said: "No wonder, no wonder! This parallel master can turn evil into good fortune every time, and he is auspicious in distress, and he has such a treasure against the sky! This is not a small superb, this is a superb!"

Wukong returned the certificate to Xuanzang and said, "It's really more popular than people." What about Xiaolong, is your diploma available?"

Ryoma said: "I graduated from the private aristocratic college of the West Sea Dragon Palace, and my graduation certificate has been confiscated by the West Sea Dragon King, and it is a purple piece of equipment." ”

Wukong thought to himself: "I knew that this certificate was so useful, and I should have pestered the ancestor to ask for a copy." Even if you can't get a graduation certificate, it's better to get a certificate of completion!"

Bajie saw Wukong's expression and said with a smile: "I don't believe a word of what Brother Monkey said just now." He was expelled from school, and he didn't even have a graduation certificate, pitiful, pitiful. ”

Wukong said with disdain: "What's the use of having a graduation certificate! Besides, I think Lao Sun was also an official in Heavenly Court back then!"

Bajie said: "Come on, you." The Bi Ma Wen you did was a temporary position, not a staff member. ”

Wukong said: "I have also been a Monkey King, and Heavenly Court has also given me a Great Sage Mansion." ”

Bajie continued to tease: "That Monkey King is not a formal official position, at best he is just an external senior consultant, and it is also unprepared!"

Wukong said: "I, I ......"

Xuanzang said: "What's the matter with the two of you, you will quarrel as soon as you meet! Don't quarrel, Bajie continued to introduce himself." ”

Bajie said: "You all know what happened later. I told a meat joke, and as a result, I was exiled to the Nether, and then I was chased and killed by the immortals of the earth, and fled in all directions. Later, he met the Bodhisattva and became the second disciple of the master. ”

Xuanzang said: "Bajie is also very vague. ”

Bajie said: "It's all ugly things, don't say it." ”

Xuanzang said: "Then it's Wujing's turn." ”

Wujing said: "When I was a mortal back then, I was also like a senior brother, wandering around Kyushu in all countries, meeting friends with martial arts everywhere, smashing the dojo, and kicking the martial arts hall. In the end, I met a worldly master. I followed him to cultivate immortals and learn the Tao, and finally succeeded in crossing the tribulation and flew to the heavenly realm. I was the king and hegemon in the lower realm, but after I reached the heavenly realm, I became a bottom. So I was humble and studious, and entered the Heavenly Court Special Security Academy for further study. After graduating, he became the front guard of the Lingxiao Palace. Later, he was slowly promoted to the general of the five-grade rolling shutter. Because it belongs to the Jade Emperor's personal guard, it enjoys the treatment of the four grades. ”

Wukong said: "I can't imagine that a little security guard can become a general, this story is really inspiring!"

Wujing said: "Alas, what's the use of being a general. Back then, I accidentally broke a glass jar and was sentenced to beheading, but it was Tai Bai Xing's intercession that I was exiled to the Nether, and I also had to suffer from ten thousand swords piercing my heart. Speaking of which, I'm angry, that Kuimu wolf is eating people, robbing the princess, kidnapping the master, but only sentenced to such a light punishment, I really can't figure it out. ”

Bajie said: "Actually, I'm also very wronged, didn't I just say a meat joke, and I was exiled to the nether realm." ”

Wukong said: "When Wujing breaks a cup and Ryoma burns a bead, that's what is called injustice." Whoever told you to flirt with Chang'e, you deserve it. ”

Bajie said: "The reason why Heavenly Court dealt with me so harshly was not because of you, a monkey, making trouble. After all, the old pig is affected by you. ”

Wukong said: "If Heavenly Court doesn't count me, how can I make trouble? ”

Wujing continued: "You all know what happened after this. I received the bodhisattva enlightenment and became the master's apprentice. ”

Bajie said: "Speaking of which, Senior Brother Sha's incident was provoked by Brother Monkey. ”

Wukong shouted, "Why do you blame me!"

Bajie said: "When you made trouble, the Jade Emperor had no choice but to sprinkle his anger on Senior Brother Sha." If that were not the case, how could he be punished for breaking a cup?"

Wukong said: "That's not easy to say. Maybe Senior Brother Sha inadvertently offended the Jade Emperor, so the Jade Emperor deliberately found fault. ”

Xuanzang said: "You two don't fight, it's all something that has no shadow, let's pass it in the past."

Wujing said: "Yes." The past is over, and in the future, I just need to keep my master on his journey west to learn scriptures. ”

Wukong said, "It's the turn of the little dragon." ”

Ryoma said: "I grew up in the West Sea since I was a child, and I have been pampered since I was a child, and I have met a bunch of fox friends and dogs. Once I went out to drink flower wine with these friends, but I ran into an immortal jump and suffered a dumb loss. After returning to the Dragon Palace, the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, so I played drunk and smashed cups and bowls, and finally accidentally burned a night pearl. My father and the king went to heaven and condemned me for disobedience. It was the Bodhisattva who interceded with the Jade Emperor and saved my life, and then I followed the master. ”

Bajie said: "This introduction is too vague. ”

Wukong said: "This involves Xiaolong's private affairs, he doesn't want to mention it, forget it." ”

Xuanzang said: "Wukong is right. That's the end of Xiaolong's business. Apprentices, it seems that we are all people with criminal records, so we should be more careful about things in the future, and remember to do a good job in the aftermath of everything, so as not to be caught. "Everyone said yes.