Xuanzang said again: "After listening to everyone's self-introduction, it is indeed very innovative, and it feels like I have met new friends." ”

Wukong said: "That's right, we're bored when we walk, so we should change our mood appropriately, so that we can keep walking." ”

Xuanzang said: "Well, after being reminded by Wukong, I decided: every other month in the future, our scripture-learning team will have a party, and everyone will perform at least one program, such as chanting poems, singing, dancing or something, so that the atmosphere can be enlivened." ”

Bajie said: "Master, you are really. It's okay for everyone to chat, why do you want to have a party, it's really annoying. ”

Xuanzang said: "Everyone is entertained, and it is not a formal meeting, and there is no need to contribute congratulatory gifts." ”

Bajie shook his head and said, "The disciple doesn't know how to perform. ”

Wujing also said: "I won't either." ”

Wukong said: "Can you ask someone to play on your behalf?" If you can, I will summon the land mountain god to perform pole dancing for everyone to see." ”

Bajie said: "This can be had! It's better to find a few more flower demons, mussel spirits and the like, that's more interesting." ”

Xuanzang said: "No! We master and apprentice entertain ourselves, how can we harass the local natives? ”

Ryoma said: "Master, we are a group of exiles, if we want to talk about fighting, killing and killing, that is our specialty. As for what to say about chanting poetry and singing and dancing, that's too embarrassing!"

Xuanzang said: "As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning. If you don't try it, how do you know if it's fun? Anyway, everyone is idle. In the future, we can also add a variety of different content to diversify this kind of entertainment activities. ”

Bajie said: "This parallel trade master's idea is really fanciful, I think the whole Olympics will come out in the future." ”

Xuanzang was overjoyed when he heard this: "Yes, yes." In the future, we can also join a variety of gambling projects, which not only increases the fun of traveling westward, but also exercises the body. ”

Bajie said: "Master, you are too partial. When it comes to gambling and fighting, who can fight that monkey! I don't do this kind of pure abuse. ”

Xuanzang said: "Isn't it comparable to swimming skills, diving skills and the like?" Bajie, you also have a specialty. ”

Bajie said happily: "Yes, you can eat more than anyone! For example, those watermelon festivals, beer festivals or something, you can learn from them." ”

Xuanzang said: "I know how to eat! This matter is so decided, starting today." I'll start with one, and everyone will come in order. ”

Wukong said, "What show does Master want to do?"

Xuanzang said: "I'll make a poem." Listen up:

Just because Mahayana is in the thunder,

Overcoming obstacles and heading west.

How do the finches know that the birds are bitter,

In the middle of the night, the mountain chirped. ”

Wukong said: "Whether this poem is well written or not, the disciple doesn't know, but it sounds too sad." ”

Xuanzang said: "I haven't been in a good mood recently, and I haven't recovered yet." Wukong, you can also have a song. ”

Wukong replied: "Okay, I also have a five-word poem here, read it out for everyone to listen to, you guys listen to it:

The sea of bitterness is boundless,

Look up at the shore.

Hand grip wishful stick,

Fight forward.

This goes westbound,

Tens of thousands of demons must be slayed.

After slaughtering baked apples,

I realized that it tasted sweet!"

Xuanzang said: "This monkey is too murderous and has a bad mentality, you can't learn from him." Bajie, will you come to the first grace?"

Bajie said: "It's too difficult to write poems, I'll sing a song." ”

Wukong said, "You can still sing?"

Bajie said: "I saw an old man selling sausages before, and he was shouting there, using yellow plum tones. ”

Xuanzang said: "Using Huangmei to drink and sell sausages, this is strangely tight." Bajie, can you sing it?"

Bajie said: "Listen well, I'll start singing:

To eat sausages,

Please sit in a row.

My sausage incense,

My sausage is long. ”

When everyone heard this, they laughed and fell. Wujing said: "This lyrics and music feel quite familiar." ”

Bajie said: "Look, I'm not wrong, someone really shouted like this." ”

Wujing said: "But it feels weird, have you changed?"

Bajie swore an oath: "I haven't changed it, that's how I shouted!"

Wukong said: "It's funny, it's funny, it's just too vulgar." Don't count, don't count, change again!"

Bajie complained: "Why don't you count, Brother Monkey, you embarrass me again." ”

Wukong said: "Master and I both wrote poems, and you can also make one to listen to." ”

Bajie said hatefully: "Do it! Today, my old pig will not show his hand, so I have to let you look at it!"

Wukong said: "If you want to do it, do it quickly, say something big." ”

Bajie said: "Listen well: Lin Dark Grass is frightened!"

Xuanzang exclaimed loudly: "Good poetry, good poetry!"

Bajie then recited the second sentence: "The overlord is the bow!"

Everyone exclaimed in unison, "It's so wet, it's so wet!"

Bajie in one go: "Pingming is looking for Xiang Yu, the person is already in prison!"

Wukong said: "This poem is really well written, it seems that Bajie is inspired by it." In the past, when Bajie was still a mortal, most of them entered the bureau because of this kind of thing. The so-called country is easy to change, and the nature is difficult to change. ”

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey will bury people." Why don't you just write a poem, you can think so far! Brother Monkey, I found that your thinking is very jumpy, this is not a good phenomenon. ”

Wukong said: "Why is it not a good phenomenon?"

Bajie said: "You are a precursor to schizophrenia." ”

Wukong said, "You have itchy skin, don't you?"

Xuanzang said: "Well said, why is it making trouble again, don't talk about it." Wujing, it's your turn. ”

Wujing blushed, and said, "I, I, I, I ......"

Xuanzang said: "Wujing, what's wrong with you? If you think it's too difficult to compose poetry, just change the program?"

Wujing said: "I, I trampled the dung beetle to death!"

Everyone looked down and saw a dung beetle that had been trampled on and died no longer dead.

Xuanzang said: "Oh, you have killed, Amitabha, sin, sin." ”

So a few people rested, sat on the side of the road, and chanted the scriptures for the dung beetle.

After the overdue, Bajie said: "Senior Brother Sha, now that the excession is done, it's time for you to perform the show." ”

Wukong said: "Wujing has already acted." ”

Bajie said: "No, we're all here to watch, when did he act?"

Wukong grinned and said, "You read what Wujing just said?"

Bajie said: "What did you just say?"

Wukong said: "It's the two sentences he just said." ”

Bajie said: "I, I, I, I, I trampled the dung beetle to death! Hey, don't say it, it's quite charming, much better than my sausage song!"

Everyone tried it, and it was. Xuanzang said: "It's not bad, it's just a little shorter." Wujing, you have to remember to complete this song. ”

Wujing said honestly: "I'm just in a hurry, I didn't mean to read it like that." ”

Bajie said: "No, no." We all make poems, and my brother and sister should also make one. ”

Wujing said: "I really can't write poetry here." But I've heard one before, and I don't know if I remember it all, so why don't I read it to you?"

Xuanzang said: "Bajie, people are honest people, you are not allowed to embarrass him." ”

Wukong also said: "Senior Brother Sha, don't pay attention to that idiot. Do you read the poems and listen to them?"

"If I remember wrongly, don't laugh at me." ”

Everyone said, "Don't laugh!

Wujing said: "Then you listen well:

The Yellow River is far above the white clouds,

The flow into the loop turns a corner.

Flying down 30,000 miles,

Large beads and small beads fall on the jade plate. ”

Wukong laughed: "Bajie's family has fallen into the bathtub, what a big bathtub!"

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, you are talking nonsense, people are reading big beads and small beads falling on the jade plate!

Wukong said: "That's right, it's the big pig and the little pig falling into the bathtub, I heard it right!"

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, don't mess around, it's Xiaolong's turn! Xiaolong, you're the only one left, you can also have a song." ”

Ryoma said: "I didn't study hard before, I could only write limerick poems. ”

Xuanzang said, "It's okay to play limericks, read quickly, read quickly." ”

Ryoma said: "Since you must listen, then I will read it to you, and I don't know if I can pass it." ”

Wukong said: "Don't talk nonsense, read quickly, read quickly." ”

Ryoma said: "Okay, you will listen:

A bird flew in the tree,

It's very noisy!

Raise your hand and shoot down,

The little dragon continued to graze. ”

Bajie said: "Suspected of killing! No, no, do it again." ”

Ryoma said: "The anesthetic gun I used didn't kill." ”

Bajie is speechless!

Xuanzang said: "Everyone's performances are good. I now announce the successful conclusion of the first Westbound Gala. In the future, we can often have such parties, and I think the effect is quite good. Also, if anyone gets into trouble in the future, he will be punished for performing programs, and the number of performances will be determined according to the size of the trouble. ”

Wujing and Ryoma were happy when they heard it, because the two of them were the least likely to get into trouble.

Wukong said: "Bajie, next time I see you pole dancing." ”

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, don't be complacent, maybe you will jump next time, look, your golden hoop rod can be used as a steel pipe." ”

Xuanzang said: "You two know the quarrel all day long, and you won't stop and stop! You're ready to go on the road, don't miss the night!"