Chapter 112: Eat Meat?

In the Water Mansion, the King of Inspiration began to be depressed again. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

He said to the mandarin woman: "Old mandarin, your idea has no effect. These monks not only crossed the river, but also demolished my Dawang Temple. ”

Mandarin Po said: "King, it's good to dismantle, it's good to dismantle." ”

The monster said angrily: "It's good to dismantle!!!How do you talk!"

The mandarin woman said: "The king is angry, let me be careful." Have you ever heard of an idiom?"

The monster said, "Which idiom?"

Mandarin Po said: "The dog jumped off the wall in a hurry!"

The monster said, "I've heard of it, so what?"

The mandarin woman said: "Tang Seng and they are doing this, just because there is nothing they can do, and the rhythm of the dog jumping off the wall in a hurry! Their purpose in doing this is actually to lure the king out." ”

The monster said, "Hey, it seems to make sense." Can you tell me more about it?"

Mandarin Po said: "You think, after all, they are monks passing by, and sooner or later they will have to go to the west, and this Tongtian River is the only way to go west." And the king compared his patience with them, and saw how long they could endure. If that Tang monk wants to cross the river, he is destined to be the food in the mouth of the king. ”

The monster turned to anger and said, "Yes, yes! They want to lure me out, but I don't want to fall for them! I don't believe they will live here for the rest of their lives!"

Another day passed, and the youkai still didn't appear. Bajie said: "It's been two days, and this monster hasn't appeared yet." You say he's stupid, but he's not fooled. ”

Wukong said: "This monster is not smart, it is estimated that there are subordinates who offer him advice." In this way, you and Wujing go into the water to try and see if you can catch him. ”

Bajie said: "It's hard for me to see it! Monsters can freeze the entire Tongtian River, and this mana is not low." In addition, this is his territory again, and most of the time he went was in vain. ”

Wukong said: "You try it first, and then find another way." ”

So Bajie and Wujing broke the ice and went straight to find the monster.

After more than half an hour, the two went ashore empty-handed.

Wukong asked, "Two virtuous brothers, how is the situation?"

Bajie said: "We fought with him, but he couldn't beat him, so he fled back to Shuifu." This monster closed the door, and the two of us broke the gate, and there were some dirt and stones firmly stacked inside, and I was afraid that there were no more than a thousand layers, and I really couldn't take him. ”

Wukong smiled: "It turns out that this monster is still a pragmatist, and he doesn't pay attention to image and face at all." ”

Bajie said: "Brother, both of us are tired like this, you can still laugh." ”

Wukong said: "I still have a plan." ”

Bajie said: "Ji will be released?"

Wukong said, "Let's go back and talk about it." ”

The three of them returned to Chen's mansion, and Chen said, "Three elders, how is the situation?"

Wukong said: "This monster belongs to a mouse, so I don't dare to come out if I hide it." ”

Chen said, "It's okay, it's okay." It doesn't matter if he hides for thirty or fifty years, as long as a few elders don't leave. ”

Wukong said: "Where did it take so long." I said that it would be seven days at most, and that would be seven days, and I promised to send him a desperate plan!"

Chen said: "That's good, that's good, you are busy, I won't bother you." ”

The three of them went back to the room and saw Xuanzang, and Bajie asked, "Brother Monkey, what kind of idea did you come up with?"

Wukong said: "Monsters love to eat human flesh, and most of them are here for the master this time." Since he wants to eat Master's meat, I'll let him eat Mao!"

Wujing said: "How do you say this?"

Wukong said: "If he doesn't come out, we have to find a way to lure him out." ”

Bajie asked, "Do you want to use Master as bait again?"

Xuanzang complained: "It's been a long time, and you want to play the trick of fishing law enforcement again!"

Wukong said: "Master, don't worry, I didn't plan to put you in danger. That's what I think, since he wants to eat Master's meat, then we will pretend to cross the river and lead him out to catch Master, and we will take the opportunity to catch him, which is called the praying mantis catching cicadas and yellow finches behind. ”

Xuanzang said: "You talk so much useless, don't you still use me as bait." ”

Wukong said: "Listen to me finish speaking! I'm going to use the hair to turn into a master out, we keep the master of the hair to pretend to cross the river, I don't believe this monster will really let us cross the river smoothly." ”

Bajie said: "This is a good idea, I approve of it." ”

Xuanzang said: "You are all gone, who will protect me?"

Bajie said: "What are you afraid of, don't you still have many bodyguards." ”

Wukong said: "These days are the duty of Heavenly Court, these guys are unreliable." ”

Bajie said: "What can I do then?"

Wukong said: "It's easy to do." I will stay behind to protect Master, and then I will use a monkey hair to turn into a fake and come out and go on the road with you. ”

Bajie said: "Speaking of which, it is still me and Wujing to deal with the monster? Then I am not sure how to catch him." ”

Wukong said: "Just the two of you are better water-based." Why don't I go, and Wujing stays behind to protect Master?"

Wu Jing said with a weak heart: "What if the monster is not fooled and comes directly to arrest the master? I am afraid that I will not be able to fight him alone." ”

Wukong said: "This can't be done, that's not possible, then it's okay to take him?"

Xuanzang said: "If you want to succeed, you always have to take some risks." I think so, you all go, I'll stay alone. As long as everyone is careful, I don't believe that the yokai can guess this plan. ”

Wukong said: "I'm afraid that this servant of the Chen family will leak the news, and it will be bad." ”

Xuanzang said: "Why is this topic coming back again!"

Wukong said happily: "I think it's better to let Wujing stay and protect you." In case of any accident, Wujing tries to gain time as much as possible, and you take the opportunity to recite the mantra, and as long as I have a headache, I will rush back immediately. ”

Bajie said: "Haha, I can't imagine that the tight hoop invented by the Buddha has actually become an emergency phone, which is more effective than the sound worm!"

Wukong said, "Do you want one?"

Bajie said: "Isn't there only three in total, you wear one, the black bear spirit wears one, the red child wears one, there is no more." ”

Wukong said: "Seeing that you are so sincere, I think the Buddha will not refuse, so let the master apply for another customization." ”

Bajie said: "Don't! I don't have that need!"

Xuanzang said: "It's far away again, let's get down to business! I think Wukong's method is feasible, what do you think?"

Wujing and Bajie shook their heads together, indicating that they had no opinion.

Xuanzang said again: "Wukong, how long will you delay this time?"

Wukong said: "The Tongtian River is more than 800 miles wide, and I guess the monster will do it in the middle of the river, which is 400 miles." There was no barrier on the river, so we asked Ryoma to go quickly, pretending to be in a hurry to cross the river, and it would take more than a day to reach the center of the river. ”

Xuanzang said: "Okay, it's decided, then let's implement this plan from tomorrow, and start 'arching pigs' now!"

Bajie said: "Why do you have to 'arch pig'? Let's play 'big second'." ”

Wukong said: "You like to play 'big second' so much, you go to play by yourself, and we will 'arch pig'." Wujing, go and call Xiaolong in. ”

In the end, the master and apprentice played poker for a day and went to bed early in the evening.

Early the next morning, Xuanzang invited the Chen brothers and told him about the plan. The two brothers also thought it was a good idea, and began to cooperate with the master and apprentice to make a show.

Chen saw and summoned the servants: "Several elders have exterminated all the goblins, and today they are ready to go west, you go and prepare a sumptuous vegetarian feast, I will serve a few elders." ”

So everyone had another big meal, the Chen brothers quietly hid Xuanzang and Wujing, and Wukong and Wukong kept the fake Tang monk on the ice and traveled west.

Sure enough, it took more than a day to reach the center of the river. The youkai got the news early and waited there.

The monster said: "Old mandarin fish, your idea is really good, this Tang Seng finally can't stand it." What do we do now?"

Mandarin Po said: "The king managed to break through the ice, Tang Seng is a mortal mortal, and he will automatically fall." When the time comes, we will find the right opportunity, and we will leave after we have fished Tang Seng!"

The monster said: "This is a great plan, let's do it!"

said that it was too late and that it was too fast, the monster broke through the ice and waited for Xuanzang to fall. However, the body of Ryoma is the Dragon of the West Sea, and he is good at controlling water, so he never sank.

The monster is now full of Tang monk meat, where can he take care of so much!

I saw him rushing to the river, so he came to catch Xuanzang.

Oops, this Xuanzang has no sense of resistance at all, and was easily caught by the monster.

Wukong shouted loudly: "Bajie, Xiaolong, entangle him!"

As soon as the monster's body sank, he wanted to escape, but a trace of doubt flashed in his heart: "Why is this Tang Xuanzang so light?"

Just as he was thinking about it, the fake Tang monk turned into a rope and tied the monster's hands.

This change was a big surprise to the youkai. A thought quickly flashed through the brain, it was a trap!

At this point, he didn't care about any Tang monk meat, so he hurriedly used his natal flying fish body method and rushed down to the depths of the river.

This flying fish body method was originally his usual method when he stole the master to learn the art. It was also by this means that he was able to escape to the Tongtian River.

The specific operation of this body method is to quickly spray the highly compressed gas in the swim bladder from the mouth, thereby generating a huge impact force in the opposite direction, and then use this impact force to escape at high speed.

Bajie Ryoma and the others originally wanted to entangle the monsters, but unexpectedly, a high-speed air flow mixed with a large amount of river water and broken ice rushed to their faces.

Bajie exclaimed: "The waterspout is coming, quickly dodge!" The two of them flashed, and a column of water rose into the sky, but the monster had already sunk to the bottom of the river.